Male Idol Extra 38

Chapter 38 Kohina Yukari, No Wayyyy!

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Edited by: Kanaa-senpai

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 ”Yeah, that’s right. Today, I’m thinking of playing a new horror game!”

 Yeah, yeah, this guy’s still an idiot, right?

 I, who was forced to quit the Suika Cup game, glared at the monitor with an expressionless face.

 [LMAO]

 [Looks like nothing happened, and we’re starting fresh!]

 [Aqu-tan?]

 [Huh? What’s going on?]

 [I saw this exact same scene 30 minutes ago!!]

 [Could it be that we… time-leaped!?]

 [Hey, everyone in front of the screen. To be honest, the video you’re watching is the second time around]

 [It seems I’ve finally gotten a special ability! I can rewind time…]

 [Huh? When I compare the faces of everyone in my memory from the first loop to the second loop, everyone looks less energetic…]

 [Change from the first loop, coming right up!]

 [As expected, it’s a time loop!!]

 [Aqua-sama is the only one who hasn’t changed, which is so real]

 Ahhh~~~~~~~!

 I’m soooo~~~~ done with this~~~~!

 ”Ugh, ugh, I can’t go back to being a bride…”

 As I was about to collapse on my desk, I heard Kanon-san’s sobbing voice.

 Sorry, but I don’t have the energy to care about this right now.

 Well, the stupid comment section will probably take care of it, so I’ll just ignore it.

 [No way LOL]

 [You’re already a bride, LOL]

 [Where do you plan on going as a bride, LOL]

 [Kanon-sama, Ponrate is making a face at you!]

 [Sensei! Shirogane Kanon-san is crying!]

 [Breaking news, Kanon-sama, tears before even starting the game!]

 [Don’t worry, Aqua-sama will love you even if you’re a girl who pees her pants!]

 [↑ It’s is impossible, right? Girls who get excited about leaking stuff are like Hagetoru or something!]

 [No way, if it’s Aqua-sama, he’d probably accept Kanon-sama’s pee or something!]

 [Kanon-sama’s stream, where pee and leaks are NG words, is hilarious!]

 [↑ It is impossible because of Hagetoru’s continuous calls!]

 [↑[RamenHagetoru: Don’t you guys wipe the pee stain on your crotch? Haha]]

 [↑ this confirms that this guy is bad news!]

 [Honestly, when we found out that Kanon-sama was actually a fan of that person, it was kind of a horror for us on the bulletin board.]

 [↑that’s it!!]

 As I looked up at the screen, Aqua’s character slowly approached Kanon-san’s character.

 It seemed like Aqua’s controlled character had a stiff face, and it was really annoying.

 ”Kanon, are you still scared?”

 ”Yeah, because in this game, there are no guns or weapons falling from the sky… Ughhh.”

 What? That’s not possible! There’s no way those kinds of things would fall from the sky!

 [Oh man!]

 [This ex-princess is trying to kill the ghosts LOL]

 [Remember Kanon-sama’s speech from when she was young, “Fighting doesn’t solve anything. Let’s throw away our weapons. This won’t solve anything”?]

 [↑ Kanon-sama, who loves FPS games, is like “There’s an enemy over there, so let’s all shoot! 160! Meat, meat, enemy knockdown, kill shot! We gotta take them down!”]

 [↑ LMAO]

 [And Emily-sama was saying something like “Let’s respawn in the middle of the enemy’s camp and stop fighting” while naked!]

 [↑ the difference in skill is clear. The real deal is Emily-sama, after all!]

 [↑, and it seems like the Yabai clan that’s unified with the Sister Skin got wiped out by the bees!]

 [↑ LMAO]

 [Why does it always end up like this, LOL]

 [↑Two of them were saying stuff like “I’ve had enough of this daily resentment” and even went as far as to kill someone. Maybe it was just a mistaken identity, but still…]

 The character operated by Aqua gets caught up with the character operated by Kanon-sama.

 It’s so frustrating, can I just punch your character once?

 ”Alright, I’ll protect Kanon.”

 ”Really?”

 ”Yeah! So don’t leave my side!”

 ”Okay!”

 Huuuuuh.

 Kanon-san is protecting by him, but what about my life and Ayana-chan’s? Are we just disposable?

 [Whoa!?]

 [Hey, wait…Kanon-sama! Switch seats with me! …I mean, please switch with me!! ]

 [Morikawa Kaede: There’s someone who’s suddenly gotten all worked up!!]

 [Confirming the Lovey-Dovey Aura!!]

 [Can I become a wall in the haunted mansion?]

 [↑Rather, I’ll become a ghost and make Kanon-sama have a huge freakout!!]

 [The ghost is over here, by the way~]

 [What exactly are we being shown here?]

 [We thought it was a horror game, but suddenly it turned into an otome game]

 [By the way, the otome game Inko is playing is also like a horror game]

 [↑That’s true]

 [This is, like, an Aqu-tan Death Flag]

 Ahh, this is getting ridiculous.

 I’ll just insert myself between Aqua and Kanon-san’s characters.

 ”Hey, let’s just end this before the jealous ghost shows up!!”

 Of course, I’ll wait here, so you take responsibility and clear this, got it!

 I slowly back away from the building, keeping a safe distance.

 ”Kohina-senpai, hurry up! We can’t get in through the back door unless we’re all together!!”

 ”Ah, geez… I got it, okay!!”

 I reluctantly used Aqua as a shield and entered the underground area of the mansion from the backyard.

 Ugh, why don’t they bring some decent lighting for this kind of dark and creepy place? Are they stupid or something?! They’re using these super weak flashlights that are only good for a horror game!

 ”I’m not moving from here!!”

 As I was trying to put up a useless resistance in the corner, Emily-chan pushed me from behind with her huge boobs.

 Whoa, stop it! You’re using those things like they’re some kind of game item or something!

 Look, Ayana-chan is already crying! Is that not a good enough reason?!

 ”Then, I’ll go take a look!!”

 Huh?

 If you leave, who’s going to protect me?!

 Before I could even try to stop him, Aqua had already run up the stairs.

 [What a lie, LOL]

 [Aa-sama always dashes in haunted mansions, LOL]

 [Running while making “thud, thud” sounds in a horror game, LOL]

 [Who offered Aa-sama this game, LOL?]

 [Aqu-tan was just running up the stairs while saying “Eissa Hoissa (traditional chant for shrine-carrying during festivals)” earlier, LOL]

 [The one who always goes to check the situation in horror games and typhoons, they’re the first to die, I’m sure!]

 [↑I get it, LOL]

 I looked around my surroundings.

 Hmm, that table over there looks like a good spot.

 I jumped behind the table and sat down.

 Yes!

 This spot is perfect for hiding, and I won’t run into any ghosts here, either.

 Well, all we can do now is wait for that useless Aqua to clear the game.

 ”Yukari-senpai, can you please move over a bit more?”

 ”I’ll push you a bit.”

 Hey! Ayana-chan and Kanon-san too!

 This is my spot, so you guys go somewhere else!

 Huh? You can’t hide anywhere else? I don’t know about that!!

 [The ugly fight between girls has started!]

 [I’ve been waiting for this!]

 [These guys are LOL]

 [They’re not even playing the game, but it’s still funny LOL]

 [It’s like they’re playing a completely different game LOL]

 [↑Is that, um, hello, good evening, good morning? Shirogane Aqua. Are there any ghosts around? saying things like that while dashing around the mansion, banging on all the doors, checking the fridge, using the microwave, and trying to take a shower… that’s what we’re doing, Aqu-tan?]

 [↑I get it! This is a horror game!!]

 [↑Aa-sama turned into a horror and I laughed LOL]

 [When I switched to Aqu-tan’s stream, he was just checking the portrait and stuff, though?]

 [↑What’s with you? You think he’s checking the portrait, and this family is just weird, right? You were even talking out loud just now.]

 [↑ We were relieved by the normal business Aqu-tan we know]

 Ah, wait, what’s going on? Now that everyone’s pushing, I can’t get out.

 Is this… maybe…

 [Stacked LOL]

 [It’s over LOL]

 [Kohina Yukari is completely stuck LOL]

 [Should we start over from the beginning?]

 [It’s over LOL]

 [So pitiful]

 [Breaking news: Kohina Yukari is trapped in the haunted mansion]

 [Unbelievable, the haunted mansion END LMAO]

 We were chatting away in the corner behind the table when Emily-chan returned.

 Huh? I feel like something moved behind Emily-chan… We 3 exchanged glances.

 ”For now, I’ve searched the entire underground, but I didn’t find anything. Ah, but I did find this!”

 Emily-chan crouched down and placed a doll on the floor, and behind her, we saw a woman with long hair wearing a white one-piece dress standing in the hallway.

 ”AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!”

 ”KYAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!”

 ”AHH, AHH, AHH…”

 We were about to throw something… but what’s with all these vases around the table? We can’t throw any of them!

 ”Everyone, don’t be so scared. It’s just a doll, you see.”

 No, no, no! That’s not it!

 There’s another one behind you!

 ”Why are you all pointing at me? What’s behind me?”

 Nod, nod, nod, nod, we 3 nodded our heads so hard we thought they’d fall off.

 Emily-chan turned around to see what we were looking at.

 ”No, no, there’s nothing there. This is just a stain on the wall that looks like a face.”

 Huh? Did it just disappear?

 Or did we just get too scared and mistake it for something else?

 Emily-chan compared her face to the stain on the wall.

 ”By the way, doesn’t this stain kind of resemble my character’s face?”

 Pu! Haha, now that you mention it, it does look similar.

 Don’t go matching your facial expression to the stain, okay? Stop it!

 Not just me, but Kanon-san and Ayana-chan couldn’t help but burst out laughing.

 [The atmosphere suddenly became peaceful and calm.]

 [Emily-sama, this atmosphere is amazing!]

 [No way, no way, no way, I’m definitely going to play that game from just now!!]

 [The scene is getting chaotic!]

 [Bad news, our Aqua-sama is going crazy, saying he’s going to cut something and smashing pots and vases!]

 [↑That’s something I saw in a different game!!]

 [As expected, only Aqua-sama is playing a different role-playing game!!]

 [Someone said it earlier, but Aqua-sama is the scariest of all. That’s enough, I’m good with that!!]

 Haa, this is ridiculous. For some reason, I feel like everything will be okay.

 ”If it’s like that, then this stain on the wall, it’s somehow similar to the stain on Kanon’s panties from earlier.”

 ”That’s not true! It’s not similar at all!!”

 Kanon-san jumps up and grabs the character controlled by Emily-chan.

 I think Emily-chan is a genius at making Kanon-san and Kotono-san angry.

 [Can you make it even more intense, please?]

 [The stain on Kanon-sama’s panties!?]

 [Sommelier: We need to verify that as the Verification Team, guhehe!]

 [↑Let’s auction off those panties in the next Power Auction!!]

 [I took a screenshot of the stain!!]

 [From now on, everyone who plays this game will make fun of that stain]

 [Emily-sama lives near Kanon-sama]

 [↑That’s right! No one will point it out, so I thought I was the only one who was weird]

 [↑Leave it to the Ponkotsu bulletin board users. Their heads are already filled with the image of that stain!!]

 Tap, tap….

 Who is it? I turn my gaze towards the shoulder that was tapped.

 As I looked, Ayana-chan’s character turned pale and pointed upwards.

 What’s going on? Just Emily-chan and Kanon-san flirting, right? Huh? Is it something more? The ceiling?

 I slowly turned my gaze upwards.

 And there, the long-haired woman I saw earlier was sticking to the ceiling on all 4s, staring intensely at Kanon-san and Emily-chan below.

 ”UGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!”

 Ayana-chan and I rapidly pressed the jump button, trying to get out of the stuck position.

 Just you wait! The game developer who created this kind of game, I’ll remember you!

 I’ll find your home address and pay you a visit at 2 am or 3 am and button-mash you to death!

 ”Kohina-senpai… again, huh?”

 Ugh, again with the drooling on your head!

 I looked up and jumped, appealing to her.

 ”Is it okay? Even if they’re ghosts, they’re the same humans, the same women as us.”

 Huh? Emily-chan? Why are you suddenly talking in a serious tone?

 ”If there are ghosts, they’re women who left behind sorrow in this world. They want to touch men. But, usually, such opportunities are limited, right? Now, thanks to Aqua-sama, we’re living fulfilling lives, but they lost their lives in a difficult era before meeting Aqua-sama. As women, we should understand their pain, shouldn’t we?!”

 No, no, no! You’re saying that, but the one above your head is going to attack you anytime now!?

 [Whoa, it’s Saint!!]

 [Long live Saint Emily-sama!!]

 [Ha, it’s really Emily-sama after all]

 [Hey, is Kanon-sama listening too?]

 [Worker Holic: Stomach, stomach hurts… IT HURTS! IT HURTS SO MUCH!]

 [↑ Is Worker Holic-san okay?]

 [Worker Holic-san should go to the hospital. You should get a stomach camera and a colonoscopy.]

 [I’m moved to tears by Emily-sama’s words!!]

 [Long live Saint Emily-sama!!]

 Emily-chan’s eyes widened, and she clasped her hands together in prayer.

 ”Lost lamb, Mini Merry-san. Now, I’ll use this holy book I found in the backyard when I was picking wild herbs… ah.”

 ”Ah.”

 ”Ah?”

 ”Ah!”

 The moment the woman stuck to the ceiling fell, the screen went pitch black.

 Huh? What’s going on? We were so scared we couldn’t even scream.

 When the light came back, Emily-chan had vanished from our sight.

 ”WAAAAHHHHHH!!”

 ””KYAAAAHHHHH!!””

 Ayana-chan and I mashed the jump button and escaped from the stacked location, then ran away from that place with all our might.

 Ha, ha, ha, ha… we made it.

 ”Ayana-chan, Kanon-san, are you okay?”

 I wiped the sweat from my forehead and looked back.

 ”Huh?”

 Ah, where is everyone?

 [Yes, death flag]

 [In horror stories, the one who gets left behind always dies]

 [RamenHagetoru: Kohina Yukari, you poor thing]

 [Whoa, she died]

 [Goodbye Kohina Yukari!!]

 Hey, where is everyone?

 It’s dark… It’s scary… It’s cold…

 Wait, I thought it was cold, but the aircon was just turned off…

 I turn the aircon’s switch back on.

 ”Yukari-senpai, where are you!?”

 It’s Ayana-chan’s voice!

 I respond loudly.

 ”Ayana-chan, I’m here!”

 I turn towards the direction of Ayana-chan’s call.

 ”Yukari-senpai!”

 ”Ayana-chan!”

 We hug each other, overjoyed to be reunited.

 But then, something behind Ayana-chan catches my attention.

 ”Eeek!”

 I let out a startled cry, and Ayana-chan, who was controlling her character, freezes.

 ”Yukari-senpai, what’s wrong?”

 ”A-A-Ayana-chan, behind you!”

 Ayana-chan operates her character to slowly turn around, but by then, whatever was behind her has vanished.

 ”There’s no one there, right? Yukari-senpai, are you trying to scare me?”

 The moment Ayana-chan turns back to me with a smile, the screen goes black again.

 ””Eh?””

 Our voices overlap.

 This was the last thing I heard Ayana-chan say.

 ”Ayana… chan?”

 When the power comes back on, Ayana-chan has suddenly disappeared from in front of me.

 I feel a presence like a ghost behind me.

 If I turn around, I’ll be killed.

 I cover my mouth with both hands, waiting for whatever it is to disappear.

 The creaking of the ceiling and the sound of dust falling accompany me.

 [Ayana-channnnn!]

 [Look, it’s definitely there]

 [Ayana-chan, namu]

 [Since she died, her VC disappeared]

 [↑It seems that people who died become VC]

 [By the way, the creaking sound on the ceiling and the sandstorm are because Aqua-kun is making a ruckus upstairs]

 [↑Aqua-tan is having fun playing games and even the big sister is smiling]

 [Aa-sama would often open and close the dresser in the girl’s room]

 [The Aqua-sama who can make people laugh even in a horror game is the strongest. No one can beat him.]

 The presence I felt on my back just disappeared.

 If I stay here any longer, I’ll get killed.

 Thinking that, I quickly ran up the stairs in front of me and moved from the basement to the first floor.

 ”Kanon-san, where are you? Aquaa, Useless Aquaa-!”

 I looked around, but there was no one.

 I felt lonely again, realizing I was alone once more.

 ”Ugh, why doesn’t he show up at times like this?! If another girl was crying, he’d come right away!! Come to me too, right now!! Ugh――.”

 He’s really not here when I need him most!! Don’t leave me alone here!!

 [Hey, hey?]

 [Kohina Yukari-san?]

 [That Kohina Yukari-san looks like a girl!!]

 [Mutsumiya Seijuu: I heard that Kohina Yukari-san has fallen for someone]

 [President of Beyond Production: It seems our Yukari-tan has finally fallen for someone…!]

 [The colleagues and president who came with big smiles on their faces laughed]

 [Even the ghost couldn’t help but not attack Kohina Yukari…]

 [↑That’s what they say]

 [Ghost-san “Huh? Kohina Yukari? That’s a bit… We have the right to choose too, you know”]

 [↑LOLOLOL]

 I got so annoyed just thinking about that idiot!

 In the first place, he was making a racket upstairs and scared the ghost, so it came to our side! That’s definitely what happened!

 ”Hey!”

 Aqua came down from the room upstairs with a carefree face, making loud footsteps.

 Hey, can I hit you just once for your character?

 ”Where’s Kanon, Ayana, and Emily-san?”

 ”Kanon-san is missing, and the other 2 are dead.”

 ”What?!?”

 I explained the situation to Aqua.

 You know, things were tough while you were away!

 ”And what about you?”

 ”Uh, I didn’t get anything, all I found out was ghost boobs… I mean, no harvest!”

 You’re something elseeeee!

 I grabbed Aqua’s controlled character and shook my body up and down.

 ”Hey, you’re a hero, right? Just use your Driver Kick to destroy this mansion and get rid of the ghost’s dwelling place! That way, the ghost will disappear, and we can have a happy ending! You can even get rid of whatever’s causing the regret physically and have a happy ending!”

 ”That’s absurd.”

 What? Do you have a problem with my idea?

 If you do, come up with a counterplan! A counterplan!

 You were just exploring until now, and all you know is that the ghost’s boobs are big, so what’s with you?! You’re useless, Aqua! You must have gotten distracted by the boobs and forgotten about the important stuff!

 [Scary]

 [Kohina Yukari is scary]

 [Aa-sama’s stream is going]

 [Let’s destroy the haunted mansion LOL]

 [The game developer is shaking behind the scenes]

 [What’s a happy ending?]

 [The ghosts are running away with all their might!]

 [The theory that Kohina Yukari is scarier than the ghosts is spreading]

 [VC can’t hear, but Emily-sama is exorcising evil spirits behind Kohina Yukari and it’s hilarious LOL]

 [↑As expected, Emily-sama knows which one is the real bad guy LOL]

 [Emily-sama, you have a great sense of humor, and that’s just amazing!]

 [In reality, Kohina Yukari is the final boss of this game, isn’t she?]

 [↑ Does a horror game really need a final boss LOL?]

 I’ll release Aqua.

 Ugh…leaving it to this idiot will never clear the game permanently, so I have no choice but to help.

 ”Hey, don’t just stand there, let’s find Kanon-san and get the treasure quickly!”

 ”Okay!”

 The moment I took a step forward, I heard the sound of something falling from somewhere.

 ”Kohina-senpai?”

 Whoa, that was close. I instantly hid behind Aqua.

 ”Hey, let’s move forward quickly. I’ll protect your back, so you can go ahead of me.”

 ”Got it.”

 This guy…he’s got a carefree face, but did he not notice the sound just now?

 Haa, I can understand why Akocchi, Kotono, Kanon-san, and Yui-san are in trouble. This guy, despite being the most dangerous person in the world, has lost his crisis detection ability as a trade-off, hasn’t he?

 Hey, even now, you’re supposed to be on high alert around us, but you’re only thinking about my boobs, aren’t you! It’s a game, but you can sense the feeling, right? This is ridiculous!!

 [Emily-sama LOL]

 [Our Emily-sama, dropping things and teasing Kohina Yukari LOL]

 [Sommelier: she’ll kill you if this gets out later]

 [Every time Emily-sama drops something, Kohina Yukari jumps LOL]

 [Ayana-chan, stop it LOL]

 Eeek! Why are things keeps falling around me all of a sudden?!

 It’s so suspicious, and this, it’s definitely not the work of a ghost, right.

 ”Hey, someone’s there, right! Come out already!!”

 If the other person isn’t a ghost, I’m not scared. I’ll intimidate them.

 Then Aqua, with an even more serious face than usual, stretched out his arm in front of me and took a stance.

 ”I sense it…”

 Aqua, what’s wrong?

 You, who can’t detect danger, what do you sense?

 ”This flow of air, pressure, fluctuation… it’s unmistakable! It’s here!!”

 Aqua stretched out both hands of his character and made a grasping motion.

 [This is LOL]

 [As expected of our Aqu-tan!]

 [He pinpointed Emily-sama’s boobs and went for it!!]

 [And the way he casually fondles Ayana-chan’s boobs with his left hand is top-notch! ]

 [We’ve got a beautiful girl and a beauty, nggh, we’ve got it!! ]

 [As expected of the Boob Emperor, his dimension is different!]

 [He can’t sense the presence of a ghost, but he senses the boob waves, and it’s hilarious LMAO]

 [Aqua Supremacy! Aqua Supremacy! Aqua Supremacy! ]

 [Bad news, we’re not playing the horror game anymore]

 [↑What’s with this guy? Aqua-tan’s very existence is a horror, you know?]

 [Can they really clear this, LOL?]

 [Let’s just give up on the treasure and go home, LMAO!]

 [What treasure? Isn’t the goal to grope the boobs?]

 [↑The goal has changed LOL]

 I stared at Aqua’s character’s head from behind with a serious face.

 What are you doing?! You’re really going all out, aren’t you?!

 ”Huh?”

 ”What’s going on now?”

 I gazed at Aqua’s character with a disapproving look.

 If this turns out to be another pointless thing, I’ll just pull the plug and sleep, okay?

 ”Kanon’s… I can hear Kanon’s voice calling me!”

 ”Whaaaat?! Wait, don’t leave me behind!!”

 I chased after Aqua’s character, who had started running.

 What did you hear? Is that just your imagination or something?

 ”Kanon!!”

 ”Ah, Aqua… and Kohina-senpai too!”

 When I finally caught up to Aqua, who had rushed ahead, Kanon-san was indeed there.

 I pushed aside Aqua, who was about to hug her, and tightly hugged Kanon-san’s character instead.

 We finally reunited. I’m not scared anymore.

 [Aqua-sama, LOL]

 [The abandoned Aqua-sama’s arms]

 [This spot is open!]

 [Aqua-kun, take my place and hug the big sister instead! I’m a P-cup!]

 [↑Go back to the bulletin board!]

 [Will the Kanon x Kohina Yukari book come out this summer?]

 [↑Can we get involved with the Yuri Four Heavenly Kings?]

 [↑What’s with the Four Heavenly Kings?]

 [↑Kohina YukariXPresident Atori, Kohina YukariXTsukimachi Ayana, YukishiroEmilyXShirogane Kanon, Aqua-Oneesama)XLittle Sister Kanon]

 [↑Oh LOL]

 [That last part is no good, lol]

 [I’m really curious about whether the last one is related to Aqua-sama or not, lol]

 Huh? What are you doing, standing there with your hands spread out like that?

 Don’t make that sad face; I’ll comfort Kanon-san while you go check if there’s anything else suspicious. Hurry up and go already!

 ”By the way, I picked this up while I was running away…”

 Whoa, isn’t that the doll we found last time?!

 Huh? There’s something inside this, right?

 I stick my hand inside the doll. Then, a key comes out.

 ”A key to the front door?”

 ”Yeah, it looks like it.”

 So, we can use this to leave the house now!

 Let’s hurry back. Eh? Aqua? We can just leave the ghost behind, right?

 She seems to be having fun, and it’s fine if she stays here. Oh, and let’s keep in touch if you find any treasure later.

 ”Wait, let’s at least wait until Aqua comes back.”

 ”No way, just 10 more minutes, okay?”

 I look away from the screen because it’s too scary, and instead, I glance at the sub-monitor’s comment section.

 I forgot we were still streaming, by the way.

 [Oh no]

 [Oh no]

 [Oh no!]

 [Aqu-tan is dead…]

 [What? Aqua-sama died?]

 [↑He was staring at the ghost’s huge boobs and died]

 [↑That’s so cheap! She took advantage of Aqua-kun’s weakness! ]

 [The unexpected death of Aqu-tan]

 [Oh no, it’s impossible to clear this now!]

 Haa!? He died from staring at boobs!?

 That idiot! If I could show you my boobs, I’d let you see them as much as you want, but instead, you’re staring at the ghost boobs that appear in the game and dying?! Are you really that stupid?!

 ”I’m leaving!”

 I don’t care about the treasure anymore. I’ll take the key and head towards the entrance quickly.

 ”Wait, Kohina-senpai!”

 Click, click, click. Ugh, why won’t it open?!

 Is this door broken because it’s old?!

 ’I’ll curse you…’

 ”Ahhhhhhhhh!”

 Wait, I think I heard a voice…

 ’You always leave your clothes lying around after taking them off.’

 ’Cleeeaaannnn up!’

 ”Ahhhhhh!”

 Hey, hey, it’s not just female ghosts, there are male ghosts too!

 What’s going on here?!

 ’You leave things out after taking them out.’

 ’Cleeeaaannnn up!’

 ”No wayyyyy!”

 Wait, wait, it’s getting close!

 My character is slowly backing away while sitting on the floor.

 ’You keep piling up garbage without throwing it out.’

 ’Throooowww ouuuut the trash!’

 ”Uwaa, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh!”

 I, I, I get it!

 Just wait a bit, stop! Stay!!

 [Aqua-sama LOL]

 [Ayana-chan is so into it!]

 [This is payback for always doing this!]

 [Kohina Yukari is amazing!!]

 [That’s great! Do it some more!]

 [Huh? Can’t you hear the ghost voices?]

 [↑VC just needs to press the button to talk, and the ghost voice will play!]

 [These 2 are having so much fun!]

 [Ugh, I never thought I’d be smiling while playing a horror game!]

 [This is a godly game]

 [In this game, you die on purpose, become a ghost, and say things you can’t say normally, LOL]

 Whoa, stop right there!!

 Don’t come any closer!!

 ’Imprrrooovvvee at least a little!’

 ’Yeah, that’s right, that’s right!’

 ”I-I’ll do it, just wait!!”

 I peek through the gap between my crossed arms to see the one giving off a weird aura.

 And then, a super annoyed face appears right in front of me.

 Huh… I guess that makes sense.

 I quickly stand up.

 ’While you’re at it, let me grope your breasts too!’

 ’Let me groooope!’

 ’Hey, I didn’t say anything, okay!’

 I grab the ghostly faces of the two people in front of me.

 What are you two, who are supposed to be dead, doing here?

 [LOL]

 [Emily-sama LOL]

 [Emily-sama, you’re really good at imitating Ayana-chan’s voice LMAO]

 [Emily-sama, you’re too skilled LOL]

 [For a second, I thought Ayana-chan was saying ‘Let me groooope’ LOL]

 [Who would’ve thought Emily-sama would be such a funny character LOL]

 [Even Aqu-tan and Emi-tan are]

 Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-?!

 You two, do you realize what you’ve done to scare me?

 I’ll forgive Ayana-chan, but you two, who got too cocky, should be prepared!

 Absolutely, after the game is over… wait, what’s wrong, Kanon-san?

 I turn around to see what’s behind me because someone tapped my shoulder.

 ”Ah.”

 ”Ah.”

 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 I let out a loud scream as I see the ghost’s face up close.

 The noise canceler on my mic reacted, erasing my scream from the stream.

 ’Welcome to this world!’

 ’Congratulations!’

 Aqua and Emily-chan, with their cheerful smiles and clapping hands, attacked me.

 Huh, so I can attack them now that I’m a ghost.

 ’It’s all your fault I died!!’

 What’s going on with this game?!

 I can’t clear it now!!

 ”Kohina-senpai, where are you?”

 Ah, Kanon-san was there.

 Kanon-san came out holding a doll, right where I was just a moment ago.

 I guess I have no choice but to guide Kanon-san to clear the game now.

 Hey, you guys should stop fooling around and try harder!

 ’Aqua-sama, Aqua-sama!’

 ’Emily-san, what’s wrong?’

 ’Look at this!’

 ’Oh no!!’

 Huh? What are you guys doing?

 Are you doing something stupid again?

 I exchanged a glance with Ayana-chan, and circled behind Kanon-san, where Aqua and Emily-chan were standing.

 [White, huh…]

 [Checking the color of Kanon-sama’s character’s underwear!]

 [Kanon-sama is wearing white panties even in the game, that’s impressive!]

 [What are you two doing, anyway?]

 [Maybe Emily-sama is checking if Kanon-sama has wet her pants, being the kind person she is.]

 [Emily-sama seems to enjoy teasing people, huh. She’s cute!]

 [Aqua-sama and Emily-sama’s combo is a bit like a mischievous duo, and that’s refreshing!]

 [Ugh, when I look at Emily-sama, I’m reminded of someone, but I can’t remember who!]

 [I know, right? It’s like my head is all foggy or something.]

 [Yeah, it’s better not to think about it too much. Your brain might get muscle pain.]

 [Brain muscle pain, LOL!]

 [Brain muscle pain is real, though! Morikawa Kaede said on Power News that using the parts of your brain you don’t usually use can cause muscle pain in your neurons!]

 [The national broadcaster has become an Emperor Sport-level commentator, and it’s hilarious!]

 I’m taking Kanon-san’s place, and I’m going to knock some sense into the heads of these two idiots.

 Honestly, you guys are so stupid.

 Kanon-san opens the door without noticing the two idiots, and…

 ”Ah, it’s open!”

 Wait, why did it open?!

 It didn’t open when I tried to open it!

 ’Kanon-san’

 ”Eek!”

 Oh no, it’s become a ghost voice now.

 I’ll introduce myself to Kanon-san.

 ’It’s me, Kohina Yukari.’

 ”Kohina-senpai?”

 ’Yeah, I died too. You should just give up on the treasure and go back. It’s not worth it.’

 I think anyone would want to avoid getting a game over and having to retry.

 So, let’s just quietly go back and clear the game.

 We didn’t find the treasure, but being alive and going back is the real treasure. Yeah, let’s just do that!

 ”I-I understand.”

 Kanon-san gets out of the haunted mansion, gets in the car, and leaves.

 Wow, I’m exhausted. I guess we cleared the game.

 [It’s over!]

 [88888888888]

 [Congratulations on clearing the game!]

 [In the end, only Kanon-sama was left.]

 [That doll was a treasure, by the way LOL.]

 [↑Actually, there are many treasures. For example, the vase that Aqua-sama broke is also a treasure.]

 [Why did the door open in the end?]

 [↑When the last person finds the true key, it automatically opens. This time, it was the latter.]

 [There are 5 people, and it’s VARIANT, VARIANT!]

 Well, I’m tired and the broadcast is over.

 Huh? Is there going to be a VARIANT after this? Are you guys crazy?

 Just so you know, I’m not playing Apex, Suicup, or Last Survivor!

 ”It’s like that, so everyone try playing this game too, okay!”

 In the end, I closed the broadcast with Aqua’s blessing.

 ”Well, now I’m going to that person’s house… huh?”

 The moment I stood up from my chair, I felt a strange sensation, and I pulled my pants down along with my underwear.

 …I did it. Probably, when those two approached me pretending to be ghosts.

 I took off my underwear and, still in my lower body, I headed to the bathroom.

 Remember this, you two!

 I sent an email to the two of them saying, “I’m going now, so be prepared ♡” before taking a shower.

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