Chapter 82 Prince of P＊nis, Don’t Let My S＊x Techniques Confuse You!
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
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Today is the day of the ATP… Aqua’s Tour Penis grand slam finals at the Shirogane Kingdom.
I pumped myself up in the locker room and changed into the official penis uniform wear.
Peniswear is basically a version of tennis wear where you only don’t wear the bottom part.
However, this rule is only for men, and women must wear an underskirt with holes in important places, which is a strict and gentlemanly manner.
I closed the locker door and went through the hallway to the special gym where a large bed called the penis court was set up.
”Winning is Shirogane! Losing is for women!”
”Winning is Shirogane! Losing is for women!”
”Winning is Shirogane! Losing is for women!”
I pointed my index finger up to the sky in response to the loud cheers from the audience.
I did this to put myself in a pressure zone wearing the Shiroganeempire uniform.
”Today, I will win!!”
My words were met with loud cheers from the audience.
”Now, I will explain the rules of the tournament again! Due to the special rules of Aqua’s very big penis tour, the players from the Shirogane empire will compete in a knockout battle with only one player, Shirogane Aqua. There will be a total of 5 matches. The opposing team can win if they make Shirogane Aqua lose in any of the two doubles and 3 singles matches. On the other hand, if Shirogane Aqua wins against everyone, Shirogane Aqua will be the champion!!”
The rules of the penis are very simple.
The male side gains points by ejaculation, and the female side gains points by reaching orgasm.
The first to reach 4 points wins a game.
In the case of deuce or tie, the rule states that you must lead by 2 points to be recognized as the winner.
”Um, this tour inherits the tournament held at Wimbledon by the now late former Stars. To show respect to the Stars, everyone in the venue, please stand up and face the northwestern direction where the Stars were. Now, let us… sing the national anthem of the oudon empire!”
I take off my hat in front of the penis court and turn my face toward the flag with the picture of udon on it.
Finally, we made it this far….
When I remember the intense battles leading to the finals, a hot, white, gooey feeling naturally rises from my lower body.
”Now, let me introduce today’s guest commentator. From the Stars representative team, the player who had a thrilling 3-hour match against Shirogane Aqua in the first round, it’s Singles 2, Pegonia! Pegonia-san, welcome today!”
”This is Announcer Onidzuka, nice to meet you today.”
The battle against the Stars team in the first match was fierce.
I remember the continuous matches against Singles 3’s Victoria-sama and Singles 2’s Pegonia-san, where it often went to deuce despite it being the first match of the tournament.
In contrast, my match against Singles 1, Kanon, was the easiest of all the matches so far….
’Oh no, what’s wrong with Shirogane Kanon!? No way, no way, she has 0 points!!’
’It seems that was no good. Shirogane Kanon was expected to do well since she’s good at tennis… only Shirogane Kanon could lose before insertion.’
I remember Emily, who was the guest commentator in the first match, holding her head in despair at Kanon’s losing figure.
penis is a sacred sport for gentlemen and ladies.
Normally, Emily, who would goof off, was serious while commentating this day.
”Now, let’s start the first match of Shirogane Empire VS Seiharu Academy! Players for Doubles 2, please enter!!”
At Announcer Onidzuka’s call, 2 players come out.
”No way, this is a joke!?”
”So, this is the strong school Sexual Spring Academy of penis…”
”Both of them would definitely be Singles 1 players on any other team!”
”The level really is different in the finals.”
”What was up with Kanon-sama in the first match…?”
I grit my teeth as I look at the two who came out to the venue.
Damn!
They hit my weak points accurately right from the first match,
”The doubles match at Sexual Spring Academy is these two! Kokucho Agewa, the representative of the Saint Party and the Minister in charge of making babies, and the player promoting sexual intercourse policies, and Yoshimi Kujo, the mother of Kohina Yukari, whose skills are penis-unknown!!”
To be honest, I’m weak for older women.
And these two have good figures, and they have bodies that look very ripe and feminine.
Because I’ve been abstaining from masturbation for no reason, my testicles almost exploded in seconds.
”Both of them appeared wearing uniforms, didn’t they? Isn’t this a uniform violation?”
”Um, according to the team’s application form, this is just considered a jersey. When entering the penis court, you must wear sacred peniswear, but at this point, it doesn’t seem to violate the rules.”
Older women in uniforms, and on top of that, small uniforms on their curvy bodies, the opponent’s leader knows what’s up.
Even though I haven’t touched them, I’m letting out pre-cum from my exposed penis.
”Shirogane Aqua player, is getting excited! Pegonia-san, the commentator, what happens if he ejaculates in this state?”
”Um, according to the rule book, ejaculation before the match doesn’t count. Ah, Shirogane player, he’s smart. He’s going to masturbate while looking at the two of them changing into peniswear, and release before the match.”
I looked at the two of them in their uniforms and lightly jacked off and came.
For me, who has to fight 5 matches in a row by myself, this kind of cunning play is also necessary.
”Shirogane player, ejaculated towards the uniforms the two of them took off. This also doesn’t violate the rules, right?”
”Rather, I think he did it on purpose to avoid a penalty.”
”You mean?”
”Even if it’s not against the rules, just doing a naughty act by simply getting off will get a warning from the referee. If the warning about the naughty act continues, it can lead to being expelled. However, isn’t the act of Shirogane player pouring onto what the opponent took off more of a gentlemanly act rather than a naughty one? It didn’t seem like it was done just to win, but rather as a beautiful act praising the opponent’s skill since it was done as a thank you for being naughty.”
”I see… Thank you for such a deep explanation! Oh, it seems that this gentlemanly act by Shirogane player is receiving big applause from the audience as well.”
I raise my hand in response to the cheers.
Thanks to the relief from getting off, my lower half is calming down.
”Agewa-san, we’re counting on you!!”
”Do your best for us too!!”
”Show us the spirit of the politicians!!”
The team of politicians in the audience is sending a loud cheer to Agewa-san.
Everyone is wrapped in bandages or wearing casts, but isn’t penis a sport where you can’t get hurt like that!!
Maybe, but I felt that Prime Minister Habu, who jokingly put a hot pack on his head, would apologize in a press conference later.
”Kokucho player is turning red from the cheers of the politicians’ team!”
”This is going to make quite a stir in tomorrow’s national assembly session. Oh, it seems like someone is causing a ruckus in the audience.”
Could it be that someone got too excited and started MM?
I look towards the audience.
There, Kohina-senpai was being stopped by security as she tried to climb over the fence that separated the audience from the sacred penis court.
”Hey! Let me go! What are you doing!! Stop acting like a fool and come here quickly!!”
For a moment, I thought I was the one being scolded, but Kohina-senpai was looking at mom (okaa-san) Yoshimi Kujo.
”Yukari! Make sure to thoroughly observe the techniques passed down in the Kujo family from there!”
Techniques passed down in Kohina-senpai’s family!?
This is going to be an intense fight right from the first match….
I’m trembling like a warrior.
No… this isn’t the tremble of a warrior.
It seems like I got so excited that I ejaculated without even realizing it.
My body just shook with pleasure at that moment.
”What are you saying, you idiot!”
Kohina-senpai, with tears in her eyes, covered her face with both hands.
It seems that even the great Kohina-senpai is ashamed to see her mother act so wildly.
”The best of the cumshot points match. Shirogane Aqua player, cumshot serving to play.”
The match starts with my serve.
As I approached Agewa-san, I pinched both of her nipples over her clothes and twisted them.
”Uuuhhhhhhhh!”
Agewa-san let out a loud gasp and twisted her body in pleasure, her soft breasts bouncing wildly.
It’s bad for Agewa-san, but first, I’ll take the first attack and take down Agewa-san, who knows everything about my body.
If you deliberately hit the ball on an opposing player in normal tennis, you will be sent off, but in penis, you are allowed to play intelligently, making it impossible for the opponent to continue the game.
However, be careful as to blame someone who has completely cums and is unable to resist is to be sent off as an anti-gentleman act.
”It’s here! It’s Shirogane’s twisted chickney!!!”
”It’s amazing. I was watching, so I got an erection because I wanted my nipples to play with. This play is just like the technique, but it gives me even more compassion for the other person.”
”What do you mean?”
”I’m also like me, women with huge breasts like Kotono-sama and Yui-sama have a desire deep inside to have boys play with their nipples so hard. I guess Shirogane has understood that.”
”I see… I’m sure I’m starting to feel like I’m going to want to play with my boobs too. Pegonia, thank you for the wonderful commentary! Also, this looks completely cumming. What about the decision?”
After playing with Agewa-san’s nipples a lot, I took care of her by holding her body.
Agewa-san, held by me, was breathing heavily but still counting out loud.
”Fi, Fifty Love…”
Agewa-san, who nobly admitted defeat, was met with loud cheers from the ladies packed in the venue.
I slowly lowered Agewa-san’s body and gently stroked Agewa-san’s head.
Sorry.
Usually, I would take my time to tease and make the nipples hard before playing with them, but today, because of the penis, I really went for it.
”The serve will now switch sides.”
”The switching of offense and defense is what makes penis fun, isn’t it?”
Yoshimi-san turned her gaze once again to Kohina-senpai, who was in the audience.
”Grr! Yukari! Make sure to properly watch your mother’s brave figure!”
”That’s why I’m telling you to stop doing silly things, oooh!”
Yoshimi-san came forward and pressed her large chest against my face to give me a leg pillow.
Then, she started to rub up and down with a gentle touch that seemed to envelop my exposed penis.
”Uoooh! One of the 108 Wave-Cartery Surgeries that have been passed down from Big Pie Serve to the Kujo Family, is breastfeeding handjobbb!”
”As expected, it’s Kohina-sama’s Mother. A flowing combo technique from the first move! A tactic that accurately exploits the opponent’s weaknesses! Above all, this powerful!! The mother of Kohina-sama was not an ordinary person! I heard in a previous interview that today was his first play with Shirogane, but that’s what it was like. From the beginning, I’ve made Shirogane know who he is. Well, as expected, he’s just giving birth to that Kohina-sama.”
Ah, ah, ah….
My brain, whose thoughts are taken away by her big boobs, even regresses into a baby.
”If you’re looking after Yukari, you’re like my son too. You can think of me as your mother for now and be pampered a lot.”
Ma, Mamaaa!
I grabbed Yoshimi’s tits and sucked them.
”Ah, how cute is it. It reminds me of the time I was breastfeeding Yukari.”
”Hey!?”
In my heart, I cheered for Yoshimi-san, “You’re doing great!” I think she’s the only one, even my mom, who can make Kohina-senpai so embarrassed in an instant.
”Hehe, drink mother’s milk and grow big and strong.”
I grabbed Mama Yoshimi’s large breasts, and my lower body grew stiff and large.
”Oh my, your hips are rising. Are you desperately holding back from ejaculating? Listen, as a son of the Kujou family, you mustn’t hold back from feeling pleasure. Come on, release everything inside you toward me, in sync with my hands.”
Ahh, ahh, ahh!
It’s coming!
It’s coming out!
Completely overwhelmed by Mama Yoshimi, I arched my back and shot my load while flying backward.
”Fifty-all!”
Haa… haa…
Catching my breath, I turned my gaze to Mama Yoshimi.
”Hehe, with this much from one ejaculation, I wonder how many children you could father. Yukari, I think I’d be happy with ten or more grandchildren.”
Mama Yoshimi caressed the milking device that had collected my semen, looking entranced.
Wow…
She must have inserted the device the moment I ejaculated to collect it…
”Commentator Pegonia. This is unbelievable.”
”Yes, who would’ve thought such a strong opponent was still left? It’s truly shocking. And what about the ladies who lost in the first round? Also, Shirogane’s behavior—ejaculating cleanly without holding back—is commendable. Not destroying his penis racket by holding back, but cherishing it, is the mark of a true gentleman penis.”
I managed to stand up, ready for my next attack.
The crowd erupted in applause at the sight.
”As expected of Shirogane Aqua! He’s been fighting alone all this time.”
”Yeah, the man who single-handedly fights against the world’s declining birthrate is on a different level of libido! Go, Shirogane!”
Now it’s my turn.
I focused all my eye power to insight Yoshimi-san fully.
I see.
Yoshimi-san’s weakness is there.
I got closer to Yoshimi-san and spanked her, grabbing her firmly with both hands.
”Nnn!”
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