Chapter 86 Shirogane Aqua, The One-Star Customer Service Shop
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
I was walking down a quiet street in the adult town area. The sun had started to set, and there weren’t many people around. That’s when I saw a small shop. It looked old and lonely, like no one had come here for a long time.
There was a sign outside.
”Our customer service is not very good. Please come in only if that’s okay with you.”
Hmm, I get it now.
This place must be like one of those little-sister-style cafés that existed in my old world. The kind that pretends to be rude on purpose to attract a certain type of customer—the kind that likes to be treated a little badly. But here, in this world where most women are kind to men, this type of place is rare.
I looked around. No one was watching.
I made a serious face and stepped inside.
”Hello…? No one here…?”
I looked around the quiet shop.
Then I saw a small bell sitting on the counter.
So I’m supposed to ring it to call someone, huh?
Ding!
…
…
…
No one came.
Maybe they didn’t hear it.
I pressed the bell again.
Ding!
…
…
…
Well, that happens sometimes.
I reached for the bell again and kept pressing.
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!
At this point, it was a battle of wills.
I rang that bell without thinking.
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!
Then I heard footsteps.
Heavy ones. From the stairs in the back.
But if I stopped ringing now, they might turn around and go back.
So I kept going—both hands this time.
”Hey! I was taking a nice nap, and you kept making that noisy bell sound again and again!”
”…Geh!”
It was Kohina-senpai.
If you’re here, please at least put a sign up: Beware of Bear.
I saw her coming down the stairs and quickly stopped ringing the bell.
I turned toward the door.
”Sorry! I’ll be leaving now!”
”Wait! You woke me up and now you’re just going to walk out?!”
”Well… I thought since you were sleeping, I shouldn’t bother you…”
I tried to make it sound like I had a reason. But I was already halfway to the door.
Too late.
Kohina-senpai jumped in front of me and spread her arms wide to block the exit.
”Hold it! You called me down here. You’re not leaving just like that!”
”Isn’t that unfair…?”
Wait a second. Is this one of those fake shops that trick customers?
I remembered the time I was charged ten thousand yen just for some salty cabbage at another place.
Thinking about that reminded me of something else.
There was that time when Victoria-sama worked part-time at the Bunny Lounge…
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Sponsored Flashback: Bunny Lounge Cabbage Experience
’Look, this is the cabbage I tore for you. How is it? Tasty?’
At the Bunny Lounge, the servers wore bunny outfits. They sat close and fed you cabbage they tore by hand.
’Here, ah~n.’
Victoria-sama would sit close, speak softly, and feed you cabbage one small piece at a time.
Sometimes, she would even give you a piece that she had already bitten.
’Mmm.’
As you kept eating, her face got closer. And if you accidentally touched her lips, she would only smile a little and say:
’Oh no… it just happened, didn’t it?’
In a normal place, someone would’ve kicked you out or sent in a scary guy from the back.
But here, it was part of the act.
And then came the final step.
The server would gently hand you cabbage… from between her chest.
’Here you go.’
If you’ve never done this, let me tell you—it’s hard.
Eating cabbage from someone’s chest is not easy.
But to finish the play, it was allowed to touch or even press your face close… just for the cabbage, of course.
And all of this? It was the price of one small dish.
’Thank you very much! Guhehe, lucky you, mister. We’re running a special today. That service is free—normally, it costs 300 yen!’
’N-No wayyy!’
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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