Volume 3 Chapter 14 Bulletin Board, The Declaration of Victory
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
[3 Meals a Day] Discussing Shirogane Aqua, Part 1010 [Biscuit]
15 Anonymous
Honestly, it’s getting tough to eat or even watch biscuits anymore…
17 Anonymous
I know, right? It’s hilarious how everyone spreads out biscuits during lunchtime.
18 Anonymous
At first, I thought it could be part of a diet, but they actually contain butter and sugar, making them easy to gain weight.
20 Anonymous
I started exercising to compensate for that. Also, biscuits have a long shelf life, so I’ve resigned myself to having one meal a day.
>>17 Imagining that is just pure chaos, haha.
23 Anonymous
In that sense, biscuits are quite handy. Even if they expire, they can last for years.
25 Anonymous
Aqua-kun’s social media gets updated frequently, but there’s still no announcement about any new projects.
27 Anonymous
>>25
Maybe the work is coming, but he can’t announce it yet?
28 Anonymous
>>25
There are rumors that he’ll be in the next Monday 9 PM Drama, but who knows?
30 Anonymous
>>28
The lead role, Kohina Yukari, right? I love her acting, but her personality is awful. I saw her when I was working as an extra, and the other cast members’ acting was mediocre. When we had to do a retake, she added some ad-lib in take 2, completely overshadowing the other kid’s scenes and making them cry. Well, her performance was perfect, and take 2 turned out better, so the director was okay with it. As an actress, she’s great, but she’s definitely not someone I’d want to get close to.
31 Anonymous
>>30
She’s consistently unbearable. Kohina is either not interested or seems like a terrible actress. It’s a shame for the child whose scenes got cut, but talent is everything, so there’s no helping it. I’m just worried Aqua-kun won’t get tarnished.
33 Anonymous
>>30-31
Honestly, I don’t want to see Aqua-kun being toyed around by Kohina Yukari. But as an actress, she gives a good performance, so if the other cast members aren’t just being pushed by the agency, the drama’s overall quality will likely be excellent.
35 Anonymous
By the way, what happened to the story about Aqua-sama being surrounded by mysterious foreigners the other day?
36 Anonymous
>>35
It seems like they were looking for a model, but the details are unknown. By the way, if we’re talking about the timing, there’s a joint fashion show with the brand from Stars today, but neither the Stars nor any domestic participating brands have made any announcements.
38 Anonymous
Is it time for the men’s show? Just to be sure, should I watch it?
39 Anonymous
Ah, he’s the type who mysteriously appears without any announcements. Currently, it’s the 7th time in a row. The breakdown is: café work, magazine feature, live stream, cover song, evening rush, opening of social media account, and commercial.
40 Anonymous
>>39
It’s like the national high school baseball tournament, huh? And he’s somewhat strong, too.
42 Anonymous
>>39
I envy those who got to meet him while he was working at the café. I only found out about him from the magazine feature.
45 Anonymous
>>42
Even after he started going to school, he still came a few times. Not so much recently, though. But the coffee there is delicious, so I still go.
47 Verification Team *07218KADO6
I also occasionally go to the café to catch a whiff of Aqua-sama’s presence.
50 Anonymous
>>47
You really never change, huh…
51 Anonymous
>>47
Don’t go into heat and get caught at the café, okay?
52 Anonymous
>>47
Hagetoru, are you finally going to get caught…?
53 Anonymous
>>47
We’ve lost a valuable person…
54 Verification Team *07218KADO6
Hey, let’s stop assuming people are getting caught, okay? Even I would cry, you know?
55 Anonymous
>>54
But you seem like you would do it, though.
56 Anonymous
>>54
Your usual behavior is no longer trustworthy.
57 Anonymous
>>54
Maybe Hagetoru should undergo ascetic practices to purify her evil intentions.
60 Anonymous
Speaking of purifying evil intentions, have you noticed an increase in nuns?
65 Anonymous
>>60
It’s been really frequent lately. There used to be only one, but now they’re everywhere in every plaza. They don’t seem to pose any harm and most of them give off a calm vibe. So, I end up praying together when I can strike up a conversation.
67 Anonymous
>>60>>65
Lately, they even have their own website and seem to be more active. I hope they won’t do anything strange… Are they asking for money or something?
71 Anonymous
>>67
I know someone who joined the Aqua Religion, and they said they don’t take any money. It’s solely the personal activities of the religious leader, and those who do similar things are just volunteers who sympathize. They even mentioned that the website was created by a member to facilitate communication.
74 Anonymous
Wow, that’s what’s happening now, impressive… Oh, the show is starting!
76 Anonymous
Looks like the show is starting today, that’s why there are fewer people around. Are there any former verification team members other than Hagetoru?
77 Verification Team *9n2SARETAi
Yes.
78 Anonymous
92, you’re surprisingly responsive today.
80 Anonymous
Nobody other than 92 is responding. Is Chinposuki and Shumi taking a break?
82 Anonymous
I highly doubt it, but could they be attending the show? I don’t know about Chinposuki, but Shumi seems wealthy enough to go without a problem.
83 Anonymous
It’s possible.
85 Anonymous
Huh? Shumi, is she a fan who only likes Aqua-kun?
88 Anonymous
Do you think she might be cheating?
90 Anonymous
If you mention cheating, she’ll get carried away and try to make her look like his girlfriend again!
100 Anonymous
Still no response from Shumi. Looks like she’s really not here today.
103 Verification Team *CHiMPOsuki
Did you call me?
105 Anonymous
What’s up, Chinposuki? Your response is slow.
106 Anonymous
You were probably busy pleasuring yourself, right?
109 Verification Team *CHiMPOsuki
Everyone thinks they know everything about others… I’m working right now. I responded during my break, but it might not be possible anymore today.
111 Anonymous
>>109
Always pleasuring yourself.
112 Anonymous
>>109
The potential criminal.
113 Verification Team *07218KADO6
>>109
The woman who sticks long eggplants.
115 Verification Team *CHiMPOsuki
Isn’t the way you treat me getting too harsh? I’m a proper working professional, you know.
>>113
Yes, boomerang.
117 Anonymous
>>113>>115
You are all in the same boat.
118 Anonymous
Honestly, it gives me a headache to think that these are the representatives of the Aqua-sama thread.
120 Anonymous
Conflict only arises among those on the same level.
122 Anonymous
That’s terrible.
123 Anonymous
The lead for the ladies, un la filette. They’ve risen, huh? Impressive.
125 Anonymous
un la filette’s clothing is still cute as ever… but the price is beyond what I can afford.
129 Anonymous
Knowing the original price of un la filette, it feels like a rip-off.
131 Anonymous
On the other hand, they use good quality fabric, have excellent stitching, unique patterns, and intricate designs, so the price is somewhat justified. But it’s still undeniably high. However, when they’re in such a situation, raising prices is the only option. Even if they raised it a bit, it wouldn’t make much of a difference since their products are already being resold.
135 Anonymous
Oh, the men’s show has started.
140 Anonymous
Honestly, in the past, I would’ve been more excited, but ever since getting to know Aa-sama, it looks somewhat mediocre.
143 Anonymous
I get it. Even without considering appearances, when I see a man who doesn’t seem motivated, I can’t get excited.
145 Anonymous
In other words, what I’m saying is that we can’t go back to our old selves without Aa-sama. *trembles*
147 Anonymous
Tsukimachi Ayana’s crossdressing as the opening act for the men’s show. Not bad.
150 Anonymous
Un la filette is also the finale for the ladies, and it seems they’re also the headliner for the men’s show. They’re really being pushed.
151 Anonymous
>>147
Tsukimachi’s crossdressing isn’t bad, but… I still prefer real boys.
159 Anonymous
>>151
Yeah, it’s not the same without a p*nis. I’ve never tried sticking anything in, though.
163 Anonymous
>>159
And even if you did, it would have to be eggplant-sized… but it wouldn’t fit.
170 Anonymous
Un la filette, everyone crossdressed. The strong message of not needing unmotivated men resonated quite a bit. Is this the first time they’ve done something like this for the men’s show?
174 Anonymous
I find it interesting. At the very least, it made an impact.
213 Anonymous
The later domestic brands are okay, but un la filette, who went first, was too intense.
216 Anonymous
Ah, the men’s show for the overseas brands has started.
235 Anonymous
When it comes to the shows of overseas brands, the level of male models is different. It’s not just about appearances; they also give a sense of professionalism.
258 Anonymous
In the end, I was overwhelmed by the Stars brand. Un la filette was good too, but I can’t help but feel like they lost because the male models were so professional. Am I the only one who feels frustrated?
264 Anonymous
No, I’m frustrated too. If there’s anyone who can compete with this, it’s Aqua-kun. I’m sure he would surpass them.
270 Anonymous
Exactly! If Aa-sama had been in this show…
289 Anonymous
Ah, well, in the end, Aqua-kun didn’t appear.
290 Anonymous
Since he doesn’t seem to be coming out anymore, I’m going to take a bath.
293 Anonymous
Oh, the finale! Is that the unexpected men’s line from Coral?
294 Anonymous
The male designer from Corolle mentioned in an interview before that they wanted to do a men’s line. It’s great that it became a reality.
297 Anonymous
Oh! A male model just came out!
298 Verification Team *07218KADO6
Ah!
299 Verification Team *9n2SARETAi
Huh?
301 Anonymous
>>298-299
What’s going on?
305 Anonymous
The walking of the models from Corolle is impressive. Even though they’re male, they’re on par with the female models.
306 Anonymous
Even at this point, un la filette already completely defeated, and now they’re being subjected to even more bitterness. If I’m going to be humiliated, I’d like to lick Aqua’s shoes.
308 Anonymous
Huh?
310 Anonymous
Aqua-kun, AAAAAAAAAAHH!
311 Anonymous
Aa-samaaaa!
312 Anonymous
I’m glad I watched until the end!
314 Anonymous
We won!
315 Anonymous
Aa-kun at the very end.
317 Anonymous
>>290
Someone who went to take a bath, haha!
320 Anonymous
Breaking news! Aa-sama, causing confusion among the thread residents with the 8th consecutive appearance!
323 Anonymous
Aqua-kun took everything at the very end.
327 Anonymous
>>298-299
The verification team must be freaking out, probably realizing it’s Aqua-kun at this point.
329 Anonymous
I shed tears at the end.
331 Anonymous
I’m from inside the venue, but I got too worked up and my seat in the audience section was shaking, haha!
341 Verification Team *010meTA473
Yes, Shumi-chan, who was watching live, is the ultimate victor!
357 Anonymous
>>341
Shumi, go die.
358 Verification Team *07218KADO6
>>341
Shumi, go die.
359 Verification Team *9n2SARETAi
>>341
I’m so jealous…
360 Anonymous
>>341
Don’t mess around!
362 Anonymous
>>341
You’re really lucky, aren’t you?
365 Anonymous
>>358
You’re letting your true feelings slip, LOL.
370 Anonymous
>>358
Looks like the infighting has begun, LOL.
>>359
In comparison, 92-san’s comments…
371 Anonymous
Hagetoru is talking too much on instinct.
She is responding completely by spinal reflex.
389 Anonymous
>>358
Chinposuki couldn’t watch it because of work. Just being able to see him on TV is appreciated.
395 Anonymous
Backstage images of Aqua-kun’s SNS!
399 Anonymous
The shot with designer John is hot.
400 Anonymous
Wow, I felt like I was there in real-time.
401 Anonymous
The show is over, but I wonder if the interview will be on the evening news?
405 Anonymous
Looking forward to the interview. Aqua-kun would probably give some good answers.
447 Anonymous
I was outside the restricted area, but the excitement was incredible. I almost got trampled in the crowd.
479 Anonymous
>>447
I’m also outside the restricted area, but they’re announcing for us to please let the models go home without obstructing them. But it’s impossible unless the people on the edges move.
493 Anonymous
Earthquake alert! Magnitude 1 observed in S district, LOL.
510 Anonymous
>>493
It’s really shaking, isn’t it, LOLOLOL.
513 Anonymous
>>493
I thought it was a joke… but it was true, LOLOLOL.
538 Anonymous
Outside the restricted area, there was a woman who wrote, “Please take me” on her exposed breasts with a magic marker towards the stage and she got arrested, LOL. Even at this distance, I can’t see anything… I hope she’s not one of the residents in the thread, though.
591 Anonymous
>>538
I was going to say Hagetoru, but I remember now that she was watching on TV, not at the venue.
625 Verification Team *07218KADO6
>>591
Hey! I’m also properly moved by Aqua-sama from earlier!! At least let me savor the afterglow.
637 Anonymous
>>591
Hagetoru, a woman who has absolutely no credibility with the thread residents.
651 Anonymous
I’m seriously envious of those who were at the venue. I wanted to see Aqua-sama live.
670 Anonymous
The trends on SNS are crazy, haha.
1st Corolle
2nd COROLLES HOMME
3rd Shaking
4th Earthquake Alert
5th Men’s Show
6th Shirogane Aqua
7th Arrest
8th Stars
9th Siren
10th Un la filette
677 Anonymous
>>670
Related words for Shirogane Aqua, LOL.
”How to get married”
”How to start a relationship”
”How to become friends with benefits”
”I want to have s*x at least once.”
There are too many people who are faithful to their desires, LOL. At least say it in a place where your identity is less likely to be revealed. And if there really are such methods, I want to know too!!
683 Anonymous
>>677
Ironically, it’s quieter here today, so it’s actually more wholesome. Without Chinposuki and Shumi, Hagetoru is unusually quiet too.
695 Anonymous
Hey, the national broadcaster switched to the backstage corridor footage!
715 Anonymous
That’s seriously amazing.
753 Anonymous
Aqua-kun is coming out!
774 Anonymous
His smile is still dazzling as ever.
781 Anonymous
It’s definitely Aqua-kun, waving his hand like that. He hasn’t changed at all since working at that café, and it makes me happy.
801 Anonymous
He stopped!
813 Anonymous
Hey, hey, what’s up with the national broadcaster today? Are they being too competent?
821 Anonymous
>>813
An old lady is crying, saying she’s glad she paid high fees to be a member of the state-run broadcasting company.
837 Anonymous
This new announcer is good. I was so envious that I almost cried because she got an interview with Aqua-kun in the end.
873 Anonymous
It’s amazing that she got the interview. But I wonder what they were talking about at the end. I couldn’t tell if the lapel microphone and microphone were turned off. Did they say something?
909 Anonymous
>>873
I tried to read their lips, but it was impossible. The camera angle was too bad, and I couldn’t see Aqua-kun’s mouth at all. They were probably saying something like, “Thank you for the interview.”
925 Anonymous
>>909
That’s possible for Aqua-sama. Probably.
931 Anonymous
Domestic models: Unfriendly, some of them barely make eye contact or respond with a little kindness.
International models: They raise their hands, bow, and take some action. Truly professionals. Some of them even respond a bit during interviews.
Aqua-sama: He smiles, waves her hand, and say, “Thank you very much” and “Thank you for your hardwork.” He probably respond to interviews even though the organizers told him not to.
941 Anonymous
He probably responded because he was asked despite being told to stop the interviews due to the confusion in the corridor. It’s nice that he bowed to the staff and still took action. I can’t help but love him.
954 Anonymous
>>931
That’s it. Aqua-kun’s popularity isn’t just about appearance. Appearance-wise, he is also the winner in my opinion.
969 Anonymous
>>931
I’m glad I like Aqua-sama. I’ll continue to support him!
972 Anonymous
It’s chaotic here at the venue. Ambulances, fire trucks, and police cars are everywhere. Sirens have been blaring non-stop. By the way, I’m outside the restricted area.
986 Anonymous
It’s chaotic outside the restricted area, but inside, things are properly controlled, which is good. However, the models and VIPs will leave first, so I won’t be able to go home unless something changes on the outside. It looks like I’ll be returning home late. Also, to the paramedics, firefighters, police officers, and staff, thank you very much for your hard work.
1001 Anonymous
>>931
In other words, the thread residents have achieved a great victory.
1003 Anonymous
And, I’m grateful to everyone!!
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