Volume 3 Chapter 7 Bulletin Board, Let’s Go Buy Biscuits
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
[Sequel] Thread to Discuss Shirogane Aqua Part 753 [Still?]
I heard that the serialization of Yuujin’s spin-off will start in summer. I’m looking forward to it.
The original manga suddenly dominated the sales chart. LOL.
The drama is amazing even though it’s not well-made. The DVD pre-orders are going crazy.
>>145 I reserved it just for Aqua-kun’s episode.
I check their homepage every day, but there’s no new information. Well, I guess the agency created a social media account. I wonder when they’ll start full-fledged activities?
>>149 I want Aqua-kun to prioritize his health. Honestly, I’m already happy if he just continues his entertainment activities.
Aqua-kun is a god just by existing.
By the way, the other day, when I was walking in the town, a sister dressed in a nun’s outfit invited me to worship the only True God, Aqua-sama. I actually worshipped with her right there, but she just thanked me. That sister had a really unique vibe.
Oh, I also got approached by a sister in a nun’s outfit at the station square, and we worshipped together. LOL. She didn’t ask for any offerings, though. Maybe she was just a genuine fan. You know, there are a lot of crazy people among Aqua-kun’s fans on our bulletin board.
156 Verification Team *CHiMPOsuki
>>155 You called?
157 Verification Team *07218KADO6
158 Verification Team *010meTA473
Here they come again…
>>156-158 That was fast!
The other day, when I was sleeping at home, the doorbell rang, so I went outside, and someone tried to sell me a jar made by Aqua-kun?
>>163 That’s just a scam.
>>163 Report it.
Huh? I bought a water purifier that contains Aqua-sama’s aura to purify impure water.
>>168 What’s that? I kind of want it…
172 Verification Team *07218KADO6
I see, water purifier, huh… So, if I wear it on my private area, my impure fluids will be purified by Aqua-sama’s aura.
>>172 See, I told you, they’re crazy.
As expected, the woman who splashes her s*xual writings with enthusiasm. If she meets the nun sister promoting Aqua’s teachings, she might be forced to repent after a serious lecture. LOL.
Honestly, Hagetoru (07218KADO6) should be scolded by 92-san for her numerous past mishaps before the sister. By the way, are the 4 members of the Verification Team completely retired from the city pleasure thread?
176 Verification Team *CHiMPOsuki
Well, the other members of the Verification Team are still active on the thread, but we’re done with it. We found Aqua-sama, and we don’t have time to chase after other boys. 92-neesan recently got administrative privileges on Tama-chan’s stream too and is busy with self-governance. Besides, Shumi, Hagetoru, and I are constantly monitoring and following Aqua-sama, so we don’t have free time.
The agency’s homepage exists, but the information feels lacking. I wish there was a dedicated official page for Aqua-sama or more pages about Aqua-sama.
178 Verification Team *010meTA473
We have opened the official SNS account @shirogane_aqua for our talent, Shirogane Aqua. This account will feature posts related to Shirogane Aqua by the staff and posts by Shirogane Aqua himself. Please follow and support us.
Beryl Entertainment @beryl_entertainment
It came! (Clatter)
First post, it’s here!
Shirogane Aqua @shirogane_aqua
Mysterious long eggplant image. LOL
193 Verification Team *07218KADO6
What’s up with the long eggplant image? LOL
Aqua-tan’s mysterious sense of humor is in action. LOL
The tag is not #, but the “井” character from Inoue (井上). Isn’t it too cute?
Huh… Seriously, it made this big sister want to kindly and patiently teach him how to use tags.
211 Verification Team *9n2SARETAi
>>200 I thought something was strange. LOL
Aqua-sama, always teasing from the beginning.
222 Verification Team *CHiMPOsuki
Ah, yes, understood. This is Aqua-kun’s encrypted message to us. It means that Aqua-kun’s “thing” is the same size as this long eggplant.
>>222 Okay, that’s enough.
>>222 As expected of the Verification Team, truly geniuses.
Huh? Huh? Aqua-sama’s “thing” is this big? I wonder if it will fit me properly?
The flow of responses suddenly stopped. LOL
Someone went to confirm. LOL
250 Verification Team *010meTA473
Wait, this size might be a bit too much for me…
255 Verification Team *9n2SARETAi
256 Verification Team *07218KADO6
For tonight’s meal, it’s simmered eggplant, but how am I supposed to handle it? I can only see eggplant as Aqua-sama’s… you know. It’s making me all excited.
>>256 Hagetoru, you’d better live your life with blindfolds on.
Those females swarming the eggplant section at the supermarket are definitely residents of this board. LOL
LOL LOL LOL LOL
Nothing but laughter. LOL
You all, your minds are too dirty.
This is the next tweet:
The long eggplants I just ate were given to me by my grandmother who lives nearby when I helped her with her farm work.
It’s almost the time of year when eggplants are delicious. I like to put eggplant tempura in cold udon in summer.
He’s such a good kid for helping with farm work.
I wish I had a grandchild like that…
The udon section at the supermarket turned into a battlefield for a moment. What happened?
>>286 That’s too obvious. LOL
I got excited imagining Aqua-tan doing farm work.
305 Verification Team *07218KADO6
Where can I buy the sweat of Aqua-sama when he’s doing farm work?
Hagetoru, hold back a bit. LOL
>>305 I want to buy Aqua-sama’s sweat perfume.
There are too many perverts here. Don’t write weird things on SNS. I won’t allow anything that tarnishes Aqua-sama’s image!
325 Verification Team *CHiMPOsuki
But it’s common courtesy, right? Though, can everyone please refrain from saying such things outside of this thread?
>>325 LOL, shut up.
>>325 I think the majority of residents don’t want to hear those things from Hagetoru, Shumi, and Chimposuki.
The thread grew so fast, and Aqua-sama’s SNS already surpassed 100,000 subscribers. Congratulations!
Less than 10 minutes and already surpassed 100,000. Not just a record, the server might crash again!
Person Inside: “Not you again!”
Please stop bullying the server-chan!
419 Verification Team *07218KADO6
I see, if we project ourselves onto the server, we can experience the feeling of being forcibly approached by Aqua-sama. That’s efficient.
My middle school sister said next to me, “If I were to be reborn, I want to become a server.” LOL
This thread is so bad for education!
>>425 Your sister has a promising future.
475 Verification Team *CHiMPOsuki
>>425 The Verification Team is waiting for your sister.
Wait a minute!! Something’s happening!
505 Verification Team *010meTA473
506 Verification Team *9n2SARETAi
What’s going on?
Aqua-kun in Morinaga’s new commercial.
Huh? Aqua-kun is on my TV. Is it malfunctioning?
Who doesn’t have a TV at home?. LOL LOL LOL
New and improved, Morinaga, Merry Biscuits.
609 Verification Team *CHiMPOsuki
Hmm, Aqua-kun with his shirt sleeves rolled up, looks quite s*xy…
615 Verification Team *07218KADO6
Ah, ah, ah, Aqua-sama’s chewing sound is melting my brain…
This is bad! Isn’t it against the broadcasting ethics code? Is it okay to broadcast this publicly?
638 Verification Team *010meTA473
I made eye contact with Aqua-sama on the other side of the screen. This is undoubtedly mutual love… Shumi-chan is the ultimate winner!
I knew from the start that Morinaga would do something like this.
>>638 Shumi, die.
>>638 I was going to say “Shumi, die,” but you seem so peaceful in your thoughts. It’s nice.
Someone help! The supermarket is crowded with so many people. The staff should distribute numbered tickets and regulate the crowd! This is beyond just selling products.
You guys, check Morinaga’s official website!
709 Verification Team *9n2SARETAi
I think Morinaga’s website might crash, just in case.
And there is new product launch campaign.
Period is until the end of June. 1 entry with the purchase of 2 boxes of biscuits.
Prize A: Shirogane Aqua autographed shirt (used in the actual commercial) – 1 winner
Prize B: Shirogane Aqua autographed Morinaga collaboration life-size poster – 10 winners
Prize C: Shirogane Aqua mini cushion (Commercial off-shot) – 100 winners
Prize D: Shirogane Aqua acrylic keychain (Commercial off-shot) – 1000 winners
Prize E: Autographed original Quo Card (Commercial shot) – 10,000 winners
All buyers receive a special voice message from Shirogane Aqua.
Moreover, when you purchase 5 different types of biscuits, you will receive one complimentary clear file (available in 4 different designs). This offer will end once the in-store stock is depleted.
>>709 Only 92-san is the real deal.
>>709 Only 92-san is competent. She truly understand.
Yabai, Morinaga-san is amazing.
Using a used shirt… this could be dangerous.
Thanks, 92-san. Morinaga-san’s service is too good for all buyers.
The website crashed in about a minute. LOL
Aiming for the prize A is foolish. The real targets are the B and C.
900 Verification Team *010meTA473
It seems the time has come for me to unleash my assets.
923 Verification Team *07218KADO6
>>900 Please, Shumi! We need a report on the smell of sweat.
932 Verification Team *CHiMPOsuki
>>900 Please, we’re waiting for a photo of Aqua-kun’s sweat stains.
The Verification Team is truly insane.
949 Verification Team *9n2SARETAi
Cut it out! Aqua-san is underage, you know!
I received a notification on the shopping mall app. It seems Morinaga Biscuits will set up a venue in a vacant store instead of the food section for sales. They will also distribute numbered tickets with purchase restrictions. It’s a nationwide release, so other places might do the same.
I got the same notification. They even banned late-night waiting lines.
It was a terrible experience. By the way, the nearby supermarket will implement purchase restrictions on eggplants and udon starting tomorrow.
LOL at the nearby supermarket.
Got the announcement tweet for Morinaga Merry Biscuits!
I had the new Merry Biscuits by Morinaga-san that I ate in the commercial, and they were delicious! Maybe I’ll go buy them with my family after school tomorrow.
#ShiroganeAqua #Morinaga #MerryBiscuits
Shirogane Aqua @shirogane_aqua
Eating cookies with my family, huh… I wish I had a son like that.
I envy those with families!
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