Volume 3 Chapter 7 Bulletin Board, Let’s Go Buy Biscuits
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
[Sequel] Thread to Discuss Shirogane Aqua Part 753 [Still?]
143 Anonymous
I heard that the serialization of Yuujin’s spin-off will start in summer. I’m looking forward to it.
144 Anonymous
The original manga suddenly dominated the sales chart. LOL.
145 Anonymous
The drama is amazing even though it’s not well-made. The DVD pre-orders are going crazy.
147 Anonymous
>>145 I reserved it just for Aqua-kun’s episode.
149 Anonymous
I check their homepage every day, but there’s no new information. Well, I guess the agency created a social media account. I wonder when they’ll start full-fledged activities?
150 Anonymous
>>149 I want Aqua-kun to prioritize his health. Honestly, I’m already happy if he just continues his entertainment activities.
151 Anonymous
Aqua-kun is a god just by existing.
153 Anonymous
>>151
By the way, the other day, when I was walking in the town, a sister dressed in a nun’s outfit invited me to worship the only True God, Aqua-sama. I actually worshipped with her right there, but she just thanked me. That sister had a really unique vibe.
155 Anonymous
>>153
Oh, I also got approached by a sister in a nun’s outfit at the station square, and we worshipped together. LOL. She didn’t ask for any offerings, though. Maybe she was just a genuine fan. You know, there are a lot of crazy people among Aqua-kun’s fans on our bulletin board.
156 Verification Team *CHiMPOsuki
>>155 You called?
157 Verification Team *07218KADO6
>>155 Yeah.
158 Verification Team *010meTA473
>>155 Huh?
159 Anonymous
Here they come again…
160 Anonymous
>>156-158 That was fast!
163 Anonymous
>>153 >>155
The other day, when I was sleeping at home, the doorbell rang, so I went outside, and someone tried to sell me a jar made by Aqua-kun?
164 Anonymous
>>163 That’s just a scam.
165 Anonymous
>>163 Report it.
168 Anonymous
Huh? I bought a water purifier that contains Aqua-sama’s aura to purify impure water.
170 Anonymous
>>168 Hey!!
171 Anonymous
>>168 What’s that? I kind of want it…
172 Verification Team *07218KADO6
>>168
I see, water purifier, huh… So, if I wear it on my private area, my impure fluids will be purified by Aqua-sama’s aura.
173 Anonymous
>>172 See, I told you, they’re crazy.
174 Anonymous
>>172
As expected, the woman who splashes her s*xual writings with enthusiasm. If she meets the nun sister promoting Aqua’s teachings, she might be forced to repent after a serious lecture. LOL.
175 Anonymous
Honestly, Hagetoru (07218KADO6) should be scolded by 92-san for her numerous past mishaps before the sister. By the way, are the 4 members of the Verification Team completely retired from the city pleasure thread?
176 Verification Team *CHiMPOsuki
>>175
Well, the other members of the Verification Team are still active on the thread, but we’re done with it. We found Aqua-sama, and we don’t have time to chase after other boys. 92-neesan recently got administrative privileges on Tama-chan’s stream too and is busy with self-governance. Besides, Shumi, Hagetoru, and I are constantly monitoring and following Aqua-sama, so we don’t have free time.
177 Anonymous
>>176
The agency’s homepage exists, but the information feels lacking. I wish there was a dedicated official page for Aqua-sama or more pages about Aqua-sama.
178 Verification Team *010meTA473
Something’s here!
Announcement:
We have opened the official SNS account @shirogane_aqua for our talent, Shirogane Aqua. This account will feature posts related to Shirogane Aqua by the staff and posts by Shirogane Aqua himself. Please follow and support us.
#ShiroganeAqua #BerylEntertainment
Beryl Entertainment @beryl_entertainment
180 Anonymous
It’s here!
181 Anonymous
It’s hereeeee!
182 Anonymous
It came! (Clatter)
185 Anonymous
First post, it’s here!
Test
pic.twitter.com/*****
井Shirogane Aqua
Shirogane Aqua @shirogane_aqua
190 Anonymous
Mysterious long eggplant image. LOL
193 Verification Team *07218KADO6
What’s up with the long eggplant image? LOL
197 Anonymous
Aqua-tan’s mysterious sense of humor is in action. LOL
200 Anonymous
The tag is not #, but the “井” character from Inoue (井上). Isn’t it too cute?
208 Anonymous
Huh… Seriously, it made this big sister want to kindly and patiently teach him how to use tags.
211 Verification Team *9n2SARETAi
>>200 I thought something was strange. LOL
216 Anonymous
Aqua-sama, always teasing from the beginning.
222 Verification Team *CHiMPOsuki
>>185
Ah, yes, understood. This is Aqua-kun’s encrypted message to us. It means that Aqua-kun’s “thing” is the same size as this long eggplant.
227 Anonymous
>>222 Okay, that’s enough.
231 Anonymous
>>222 As expected of the Verification Team, truly geniuses.
239 Anonymous
>>222 Reported.
243 Anonymous
>>222
Huh? Huh? Aqua-sama’s “thing” is this big? I wonder if it will fit me properly?
245 Anonymous
The flow of responses suddenly stopped. LOL
247 Anonymous
Someone went to confirm. LOL
250 Verification Team *010meTA473
Wait, this size might be a bit too much for me…
255 Verification Team *9n2SARETAi
>>250 Shumi-san?
256 Verification Team *07218KADO6
For tonight’s meal, it’s simmered eggplant, but how am I supposed to handle it? I can only see eggplant as Aqua-sama’s… you know. It’s making me all excited.
258 Anonymous
>>256 Hagetoru, you’d better live your life with blindfolds on.
261 Anonymous
Those females swarming the eggplant section at the supermarket are definitely residents of this board. LOL
264 Anonymous
LOL LOL LOL LOL
267 Anonymous
Nothing but laughter. LOL
273 Anonymous
You all, your minds are too dirty.
This is the next tweet:
The long eggplants I just ate were given to me by my grandmother who lives nearby when I helped her with her farm work.
It’s almost the time of year when eggplants are delicious. I like to put eggplant tempura in cold udon in summer.
Shirogane Aqua@shirogane_aqua
277 Anonymous
He’s such a good kid for helping with farm work.
282 Anonymous
I wish I had a grandchild like that…
286261
The udon section at the supermarket turned into a battlefield for a moment. What happened?
293 Anonymous
>>286 That’s too obvious. LOL
301 Anonymous
I got excited imagining Aqua-tan doing farm work.
305 Verification Team *07218KADO6
>>301
Where can I buy the sweat of Aqua-sama when he’s doing farm work?
311 Anonymous
Hagetoru, hold back a bit. LOL
314 Anonymous
>>305 I want to buy Aqua-sama’s sweat perfume.
320 Anonymous
There are too many perverts here. Don’t write weird things on SNS. I won’t allow anything that tarnishes Aqua-sama’s image!
325 Verification Team *CHiMPOsuki
>>320
But it’s common courtesy, right? Though, can everyone please refrain from saying such things outside of this thread?
328 Anonymous
>>325 LOL, shut up.
333 Anonymous
>>325 I think the majority of residents don’t want to hear those things from Hagetoru, Shumi, and Chimposuki.
362 Anonymous
The thread grew so fast, and Aqua-sama’s SNS already surpassed 100,000 subscribers. Congratulations!
382 Anonymous
Less than 10 minutes and already surpassed 100,000. Not just a record, the server might crash again!
404 Anonymous
Person Inside: “Not you again!”
405 Anonymous
Please stop bullying the server-chan!
419 Verification Team *07218KADO6
I see, if we project ourselves onto the server, we can experience the feeling of being forcibly approached by Aqua-sama. That’s efficient.
425 Anonymous
My middle school sister said next to me, “If I were to be reborn, I want to become a server.” LOL
This thread is so bad for education!
447 Anonymous
>>425 Your sister has a promising future.
475 Verification Team *CHiMPOsuki
>>425 The Verification Team is waiting for your sister.
503 Anonymous
Wait a minute!! Something’s happening!
505 Verification Team *010meTA473
TV.
506 Verification Team *9n2SARETAi
Commercial.
523 Anonymous
What’s going on?
541 Anonymous
Aqua-kun in Morinaga’s new commercial.
575 Anonymous
Huh? Aqua-kun is on my TV. Is it malfunctioning?
588 Anonymous
Who doesn’t have a TV at home?. LOL LOL LOL
600 Anonymous
New and improved, Morinaga, Merry Biscuits.
609 Verification Team *CHiMPOsuki
Hmm, Aqua-kun with his shirt sleeves rolled up, looks quite s*xy…
615 Verification Team *07218KADO6
Ah, ah, ah, Aqua-sama’s chewing sound is melting my brain…
623 Anonymous
This is bad! Isn’t it against the broadcasting ethics code? Is it okay to broadcast this publicly?
638 Verification Team *010meTA473
I made eye contact with Aqua-sama on the other side of the screen. This is undoubtedly mutual love… Shumi-chan is the ultimate winner!
657 Anonymous
I knew from the start that Morinaga would do something like this.
670 Anonymous
>>638 Shumi, die.
672 Anonymous
>>638 I was going to say “Shumi, die,” but you seem so peaceful in your thoughts. It’s nice.
692
Someone help! The supermarket is crowded with so many people. The staff should distribute numbered tickets and regulate the crowd! This is beyond just selling products.
705 Anonymous
You guys, check Morinaga’s official website!
709 Verification Team *9n2SARETAi
I think Morinaga’s website might crash, just in case.
And there is new product launch campaign.
Period is until the end of June. 1 entry with the purchase of 2 boxes of biscuits.
Prize A: Shirogane Aqua autographed shirt (used in the actual commercial) – 1 winner
Prize B: Shirogane Aqua autographed Morinaga collaboration life-size poster – 10 winners
Prize C: Shirogane Aqua mini cushion (Commercial off-shot) – 100 winners
Prize D: Shirogane Aqua acrylic keychain (Commercial off-shot) – 1000 winners
Prize E: Autographed original Quo Card (Commercial shot) – 10,000 winners
All buyers receive a special voice message from Shirogane Aqua.
Moreover, when you purchase 5 different types of biscuits, you will receive one complimentary clear file (available in 4 different designs). This offer will end once the in-store stock is depleted.
732 Anonymous
>>709 Only 92-san is the real deal.
741 Anonymous
>>709 Only 92-san is competent. She truly understand.
774 Anonymous
Yabai, Morinaga-san is amazing.
795 Anonymous
Using a used shirt… this could be dangerous.
823 Anonymous
>>709
Thanks, 92-san. Morinaga-san’s service is too good for all buyers.
858 Anonymous
The website crashed in about a minute. LOL
888 Anonymous
Aiming for the prize A is foolish. The real targets are the B and C.
900 Verification Team *010meTA473
It seems the time has come for me to unleash my assets.
923 Verification Team *07218KADO6
>>900 Please, Shumi! We need a report on the smell of sweat.
932 Verification Team *CHiMPOsuki
>>900 Please, we’re waiting for a photo of Aqua-kun’s sweat stains.
941 Anonymous
>>923>>932
The Verification Team is truly insane.
949 Verification Team *9n2SARETAi
>>923>>932
Cut it out! Aqua-san is underage, you know!
957 Anonymous
I received a notification on the shopping mall app. It seems Morinaga Biscuits will set up a venue in a vacant store instead of the food section for sales. They will also distribute numbered tickets with purchase restrictions. It’s a nationwide release, so other places might do the same.
966 Anonymous
>>957
I got the same notification. They even banned late-night waiting lines.
972
It was a terrible experience. By the way, the nearby supermarket will implement purchase restrictions on eggplants and udon starting tomorrow.
989 Anonymous
LOL at the nearby supermarket.
997 Anonymous
Got the announcement tweet for Morinaga Merry Biscuits!
I had the new Merry Biscuits by Morinaga-san that I ate in the commercial, and they were delicious! Maybe I’ll go buy them with my family after school tomorrow.
#ShiroganeAqua #Morinaga #MerryBiscuits
Shirogane Aqua @shirogane_aqua
1001 Anonymous
Eating cookies with my family, huh… I wish I had a son like that.
1012 Anonymous
I envy those with families!
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