Volume 5 Chapter 16 Bulletin Board, Best Summer Vacation
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
[Vampire?]Thread to Discuss Shirogane Aqua-sama Part 2434 [Idol?]
Congratulations on your account being unfrozen, Hakuryuu-sensei. Thanks to everyone who participated in the signature campaign for your return.
What’s the Full Naked Prostration Challenge?
It’s like a distant relative of the Cold Water Challenge.
Even though what they’re doing is terrible, it somehow looks like they’re doing some kind of social contribution activity.
There used to be a Salt Water Challenge, you know? They had a relay event where they splashed seawater at photos of their favorite boys.
That’s so awful, lol.
LOL, that’s nuts.
We have to protect Aqua-kun (sense of duty)
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No need to react.
If you have time to j*rk off, study instead!
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Shut up, I can’t concentrate on studying anymore.
I understand that feeling… Idol Fest was amazing.
The video views have already surpassed 1 billion. Some people probably just leave it playing in the background.
In the lunchtime special program earlier, they talked about the sudden boom in nape-revealing fashion.
I work part-time at a clothing store, and it’s actually selling well. Usually, by mid-August, people would be buying autumn and winter clothes, but suddenly, the demand for nape-revealing fashion increased. It’s hilarious.
List of producers, companies, and individuals affected unknowingly by Aqua-kun.
Udon noodle factory.
Clothing store staff. ←new
LOL, stop it.
Calling out Hakuryuu-sensei specifically, lol.
What about the wheat flour shortage due to the supply and demand of biscuits?
That’s probably Morinaga’s fault. It’s the same with anything related to Fuji, but company-based promotion is the manufacturer’s responsibility.
Probably due to the nape-revealing fashion, hairstyles like ponytails and chignons are also popular now.
Speaking of which, Aa-tan was amazing in person. I happened to notice during the break and went to see him, and I thought, “Is he really the same human as me?”
Everyone says that. Can’t we just see him in magazines or on TV?
Seeing him in raw is just something else.
There’s a different aura in raw.
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In raw, he’s a hundred times more charming.
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His raw scent is amazing.
Guys, he’s still a minor.
Stop repeating “in raw.” It sounds really sketchy.
Speaking of scents, Aqua-kun’s scent was amazing. I was working as a backstage staff member that day, and as he passed by, a nice fragrance wafted through the air.
It was the same with Fuji. Be careful, guys, he can turn you on with just his scent.
I was luckily at the front row, and even during the high-five, he smelled so good, it surprised me.
Speaking of sketchy things, those sketchy outfits will be exhibited at Corolle in September for a limited month.
Getting turned on just by the scent, lol.
I’m jealous of the high-five!
Getting turned on just by the scent.
Penetrat*ng with just the voice.
Getting pregnant just by the gaze.
The baby boom is coming, desu~wa.
Tell us about the high-five sensation, please!
I’m also in the high-five group. I won’t wash this hand anymore.
It’s like a completely different experience. I’ve never touched a guy’s hand before, so I didn’t know, but it’s big and firm…I realized that a guy’s body is completely different.
I understand. I debated whether to mas***bate with that hand.
Corolle really knows what fans want. But it’s going to be crowded again.
During Summer Comic Market, they had life-sized mannequins, and the height difference alone was exciting.
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Go for it without hesitation. You’ll know once you do. By the way, I did it a while ago. Heaven is waiting for you. Also, when I first touched Aqua-sama’s hand, it was the same hand I used after touching myself in the bathroom. It was an unavoidable circumstance, so I don’t regret it.
Hagetoru-san, you know…
As expected of you, senpai.
Hey, this guy has crossed the line that should never be crossed. What kind of unavoidable circumstance led to that?
At this point, your existence itself is a crime. Or are you caught up in some kind of criminal charge? Either way, wash your hands properly!!
Speaking of costumes, what happened to that cape? Did it cause a fight?
I happened to be nearby, and the person who caught it looked stunned. Nobody expected that cape to be thrown. Instead of reaching out for it, people just stood there dumbfounded, like, “Huh?” They said they would ask the staff later if they should return it. After the live, they mentioned the incident to a nearby staff member, but I don’t know what happened after that. One thing I can confirm is that the cape had an amazing scent.
This Aa-tan thread has way too many scent fetishists.
The live was incredible. I was there, and my mouth was half open the whole time.
The second song was amazing. There was a girl screaming, “Don’t be that married granny, but me!” lol
That song is too much of a “mother-killer.” I mean, it’s great to be married and have a boy like Aqua-kun thinking of you.
I get it. My mom has been showing her nape recently, acting all young. Well, as her daughter, I’m just glad she’s having fun.
I was watching in the company break room, and all the single older women were standing up and showing their napes. It was so well received. I wanted to say, “That’s not something you dream about!” but then I realized I’m also on the side that shows napes.
You also showed your nape, lol.
Don’t force yourself, granny.
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Shut up. In ten years, you’ll be on this side too!!
thx, I’m grateful to everyone who signed here too.
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Oh, this guy is dead.
Sensei is alive!!
Nee-san is scary.
Is this your first time on this thread? You ended up making the one person you shouldn’t have as an enemy.
Ah well, that guy >>143 is dead.
If it’s Nee-san, she can make a person ○ just by uploading.
Sensei, please stop being reckless. You might get permanently banned next time.
Anyway, the most amazing part was the third song. The MV was too shocking.
Everyone who was there in person says the same thing. You can’t really understand the MV from the online stream.
I think they’ll probably release it eventually.
Honestly, after knowing Aqua-kun, I can’t be satisfied with ordinary guys anymore. I want someone at least at the level of Mayuzumi-kun, Toa-kun, or Tenga-senpai.
I get it, but your hope is too high. It’s better to think separately from reality.
Honestly, I’m starting to think that I don’t need to force myself into marriage anymore. It’s not out of frustration or anything; it’s just that I can have kids without marrying some mediocre guy.
Honestly, I’d rather spend my wallet on Aqua-kun or Beryl’s child than to be a wallet of a violent man.
I understand. It just feels so pointless. If the guy is kind to me, that’s great, but I don’t see the point in supporting someone who’s not. I had a chance encounter with Aqua-sama at work once, and he greeted me while looking me in the eyes. It made me feel like he recognized me as an individual, and that made me happy.
Honestly, paying a guy for s*x wasn’t all that great. It’s way better to do it myself while looking at Aqua-kun’s smile.
We were having a serious discussion, and you suddenly went to the lowest level, lol.
That’s the quality of this thread, indeed.
Looking at it like this, there were quite a lot of people who attended the live in person. Did they predict Aqua-kun’s appearance?
Some people probably went to register for the Fan Club offline. They announced that there would be dedicated terminals for Idol Fest registration, so some people might have accidentally attended the secret live while using those terminals.
Some people predicted that he would appear as a secret guest. I saw 92-san, but I wouldn’t be surprised if all the verification team members attended.
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I couldn’t go again because of work. Dammit!! I even thought about quitting my current job and posting a job listing for Beryl’s PR representative, but my boss found out and scolded me.
Well, it’s only natural that you got scolded.
If it were 92-san, it would be one thing, but Chinposuki becoming Beryl’s PR would be a disaster.
The job application says, “Please wait for a while on the official website.” They received so many applications that they haven’t finished the screening process yet. I wonder how many applications they got.
I work at a public job placement agency, and even high-profile people who don’t usually come here showed up. I was really surprised to see CEOs of well-known companies coming in.
Even after the document screening, there will be interviews and background checks. Is this going to be finished by the end of this year?
They’ll somehow manage to finish it. It seems that Beryl’s headquarters will move to the inside of ○ from September. I was surprised when Ako-san from Beryl came to greet us the other day.
Beryl’s headquarters moving is good news. I was worried about the security at the current location.
Seriously? The headquarters of the Holy Aqua Church is also moving within ○. Is that going to be alright?
It would be hilarious if it turns out to be the same building, lol.
Actually, that might be even safer.
Wait, what is this?
SUMMER STARS 20XX
TRASH PUNKS / Aqua Shirogane
Breaking news! Aqua-sama to appear at Summer Stars!
What the heck is this?
They announced it after the tickets sold out! That’s crazy!!
Of all things, Trash punks. Fans were speculating that they might come this year, and if they do, collaborating with Aqua-kun would be insane.
Even with tickets sold out in seconds, half of the people who bought them were probably there for Trash punks. Isn’t it crazy how the tickets are being resold at such high prices?
Every year, there’s a music festival held in summer to commemorate the friendship of the Stars. They always invite guest performers, but this time it’s special, so there were rumors that Trash punks might come. They release new songs in a 5-year cycle, and whenever they do, they dominate the world charts, guaranteed. The vocalist is always a guest, but I never expected a collaboration with Aqua-kun…
Trash punks have only released songs with female artists so far, right? This might be their first time collaborating with a male artist.
That’s right. That’s why the thread is heating up. I wonder what kind of song it’ll be.
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Apologies to the fans of Trash punks, but it seems that resold tickets will be invalidated, and they’ll be resold at the regular price. So there might be a chance to get tickets again. I checked their official SNS, and they just posted the notice.
Really? It’s tough having more competition, but it’s good that they’re countermeasure against ticket reselling. Otherwise, regular tickets might go for over 10 million.
This seems quite challenging even for the residents of this thread.
Regular tickets cost 30,000 yen? That’s insane.
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I had the VVIP ticket. Where’s my seat?
You’re amazing, after all.
For those who don’t know, regular festival tickets are for standing room only, but VVIP tickets include box seats. I think it was 3 million yen… I heard a glass of orange juice there costs 10,000 yen or something.
It’s beyond the level of wealth I imagined for Shumi. I’m trembling.
Once you secure a box seat, up to 6 people, including the person who reserved it, can enter for free. This might lead to another scene where Hagetoru prostrates herself in gratitude.
It’s a relief that Summer Stars will be streamed. The operators of the streaming site must be working hard, but I hope they do their best.
Ever since the announcement of Summer Stars’ appearance, the thread has been accelerating. We had just settled down…
Speaking of which, what happened to Hoshimiya Shiro’s event?
It’s still unknown. There are too many events in September, and I can’t predict who Shiro-kun will collaborate with. Also, please discuss Shiro-kun’s matters in the Shiro Thread.
Thanks, got it.
Aqua-kun’s been showing up more lately, and I’m happy about it. Thanks to that, it’s been the best summer vacation. By the way, is he not going to be in any more dramas?
He might appear in one.
I just checked, and he casually appeared on the cover of the September TV guide.
Wait a minute! Even without looking closely, it’s not a lemon he’s holding, it’s an eggplant! LOL. How did they even get permission for this?
Good news, it’s officially certified as an eggplant.
Sad news, it’s a certified eggplant, LOL.
Damn, he looks so cool.
Wait, he looks so cute with his bangs up, showing his forehead!
By the way, why does Aqua-kun look so cool while holding an eggplant? LOL.
It’s gotta be Tenga-paisen who proposed this way of holding the eggplant, LOL.
The way he’s holding the eggplant looks like Driver…
You’re imagining things. There’s no way he’s imitating Driver. Besides, I’ve never heard of boys doing action scenes or anything like that.
But Aqua-sama is tall, so there might be a chance.
Doesn’t Aqua-kun have a height of 180 cm? He’s quite tall. When we passed each other backstage, he was a whole head taller than me, and it really startled me.
Perhaps that’s why when girls see Aqua-sama up close, they suddenly become all ladylike, like a shy cat.
I understand that feeling. Even in a confined space, there’s an aura that makes you feel like you shouldn’t get any closer.
I had an experience where Aqua-sama helped me at a pedestrian crossing, and I got really excited by his powerful presence. Boys are so strong. Or maybe Aqua-sama is just special?
What? I’m jealous.
Seriously, you still have experiences like that.
Well, in reality, the probability of larger boys becoming victims of crime is significantly lower. On the other hand, it’s a smart decision for Toa-chan to crossdress since petite individuals are at higher risk of kidnapping or harassment, no matter their age.
Somehow, especially lately, every day has been fun since I got to know Aqua-sama. I’m always looking forward to what he’ll do next.
I totally understand that feeling. Until recently, I used to wonder why I even bothered working, but now, coming back here and checking this thread is really enjoyable. I’m glad I’m alive.
It feels like our lives have become more enriched.
I started dressing up every day. There might be a chance that Aqua-sama will notice me, after all.
You’re just like me… Even if you think there’s no chance, you still dress up.
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I’ve started trying to look cute even when I sleep. After all, I might meet Aqua-sama in my dreams…
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I’ve started wearing slightly s*xy underwear just in case something happens. At first, I wore nothing, but Nee-san told me it’s not a good idea.
Oh… I get it. I get it, but LOL.
Nice, Nee-san. But just to let you know, if your private parts are visible when wearing nothing, it’s considered indecent exposure!
Quite a contrast there.
Honestly, I’d even settle for Aqua-sama coming to me in my dreams and… Well, you know…
The other day, I dreamt that I was g*ng-r*ped by four boys from Beryl. It was bliss.
Gross dream LOL. So, how much does that cost?
Stop it! Those scam groups claiming Aqua-sama will appear in their dreams will pop up again. By the way, the Saint Aqua Church also shut down pillow sellers, mattress sellers, and companies selling mysterious sleeping pills.
The Saint Aqua Church is so competent. In a way, it feels like they work harder than the police.
True, I thought they were just a sketchy religious group, but now I think differently. If they’re moving their office to the same place as here, it might be reassuring.
Going off-topic, but if Aqua-sama is appearing on the cover of the TV guide, does that mean he has a drama role confirmed? I wonder what he’ll be in…
Thanks to Aqua-kun’s evening appearances, other male actors no longer taste like anything, like chewed-out gum.
Chewed-out gum, LOL. Relatable.
And here we go again with the Idol Fest’s third song and the Summer Comic Market song. I’ve been looping this conversation, but if other people don’t change with the times, they’ll be left behind, even as boys.
Exactly. Some people mentioned it before, but we should stop spending money just because they’re boys. If we’re going to spend, it should be on Beryl.
Hurry up and release the goods! I want to spend money! And we need the tipping feature for the live stream too!
Hey!! Results for the Fuji Talk Show lottery are out!
Seriously?! I hope I win!
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Ah… I won. I don’t usually have luck with these things.
Wow, nice, Nee-san. You have good luck with shirts too.
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Oh, I won too. Shumi-chan’s great victory!
The difference in karma is showing.
But Shumi can go die.
Looking forward to the talk show!
But Shumi can go die.
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Yes! I curse all the winners!
You’re pathetic. Give up, LOL.
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If it’s 1000, it’s a machine malfunction, and the win is invalid! Redraw!
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