Volume 5 Chapter 16 Bulletin Board, Best Summer Vacation
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
[Vampire?]Thread to Discuss Shirogane Aqua-sama Part 2434 [Idol?]
7 Anonymous
Congratulations on your account being unfrozen, Hakuryuu-sensei. Thanks to everyone who participated in the signature campaign for your return.
9 Anonymous
>>7
What’s the Full Naked Prostration Challenge?
10 Anonymous
>>9
It’s like a distant relative of the Cold Water Challenge.
13 Anonymous
>>10
Even though what they’re doing is terrible, it somehow looks like they’re doing some kind of social contribution activity.
15 Anonymous
>>9
There used to be a Salt Water Challenge, you know? They had a relay event where they splashed seawater at photos of their favorite boys.
18 Anonymous
>>15
That’s so awful, lol.
19 Anonymous
>>15
LOL, that’s nuts.
20 Anonymous
>>15
We have to protect Aqua-kun (sense of duty)
23 Verification Team *07218KADO6
>>20
Huh?
25 Anonymous
>>23
No need to react.
27 Anonymous
>>23
If you have time to j*rk off, study instead!
30 Verification Team *07218KADO6
>>27
Shut up, I can’t concentrate on studying anymore.
33 Anonymous
>>30
I understand that feeling… Idol Fest was amazing.
37 Anonymous
>>33
The video views have already surpassed 1 billion. Some people probably just leave it playing in the background.
40 Anonymous
In the lunchtime special program earlier, they talked about the sudden boom in nape-revealing fashion.
42 Anonymous
>>40
I work part-time at a clothing store, and it’s actually selling well. Usually, by mid-August, people would be buying autumn and winter clothes, but suddenly, the demand for nape-revealing fashion increased. It’s hilarious.
43 Anonymous
List of producers, companies, and individuals affected unknowingly by Aqua-kun.
Udon restaurant.
Udon noodle factory.
Eggplant farmer.
Supermarket.
Distributor.
Hakuryuu-sensei.
Clothing store staff. ←new
45 Anonymous
>>43
LOL, stop it.
46 Anonymous
>>43
Calling out Hakuryuu-sensei specifically, lol.
49 Anonymous
>>43
What about the wheat flour shortage due to the supply and demand of biscuits?
50 Anonymous
>>49
That’s probably Morinaga’s fault. It’s the same with anything related to Fuji, but company-based promotion is the manufacturer’s responsibility.
51 Anonymous
>>42
Probably due to the nape-revealing fashion, hairstyles like ponytails and chignons are also popular now.
53 Anonymous
Speaking of which, Aa-tan was amazing in person. I happened to notice during the break and went to see him, and I thought, “Is he really the same human as me?”
55 Anonymous
>>53
Everyone says that. Can’t we just see him in magazines or on TV?
57 Anonymous
>>55
Seeing him in raw is just something else.
59 Anonymous
>>55
There’s a different aura in raw.
61 Verification Team *010meTA473
>>55
In raw, he’s a hundred times more charming.
62 Verification Team *CHiMPOsuki
>>55
His raw scent is amazing.
68 Anonymous
>>57>>59>>61-62
Guys, he’s still a minor.
69 Anonymous
>>57>>59>>61-62
Stop repeating “in raw.” It sounds really sketchy.
73 Anonymous
>>69
Speaking of scents, Aqua-kun’s scent was amazing. I was working as a backstage staff member that day, and as he passed by, a nice fragrance wafted through the air.
76 Anonymous
>>73
It was the same with Fuji. Be careful, guys, he can turn you on with just his scent.
77 Anonymous
>>73
I was luckily at the front row, and even during the high-five, he smelled so good, it surprised me.
80 Anonymous
>>69
Speaking of sketchy things, those sketchy outfits will be exhibited at Corolle in September for a limited month.
84 Anonymous
>>76
Getting turned on just by the scent, lol.
>>77
I’m jealous of the high-five!
85 Anonymous
>>76
Getting turned on just by the scent.
Penetrat*ng with just the voice.
Getting pregnant just by the gaze.
The baby boom is coming, desu~wa.
>>77
Tell us about the high-five sensation, please!
88 Anonymous
>>77
I’m also in the high-five group. I won’t wash this hand anymore.
91 Anonymous
>>80
Seriously!?
>>85
It’s like a completely different experience. I’ve never touched a guy’s hand before, so I didn’t know, but it’s big and firm…I realized that a guy’s body is completely different.
>>88
I understand. I debated whether to mas***bate with that hand.
92 Anonymous
>>80
Corolle really knows what fans want. But it’s going to be crowded again.
93 Anonymous
>>80
During Summer Comic Market, they had life-sized mannequins, and the height difference alone was exciting.
96 Verification Team *07218KADO6
>>91
Go for it without hesitation. You’ll know once you do. By the way, I did it a while ago. Heaven is waiting for you. Also, when I first touched Aqua-sama’s hand, it was the same hand I used after touching myself in the bathroom. It was an unavoidable circumstance, so I don’t regret it.
100 Anonymous
>>96
Hagetoru-san, you know…
101 Anonymous
>>96
As expected of you, senpai.
105 Anonymous
>>96
Hey, this guy has crossed the line that should never be crossed. What kind of unavoidable circumstance led to that?
107 Anonymous
>>96
At this point, your existence itself is a crime. Or are you caught up in some kind of criminal charge? Either way, wash your hands properly!!
111 Anonymous
Speaking of costumes, what happened to that cape? Did it cause a fight?
113 Anonymous
>>111
I happened to be nearby, and the person who caught it looked stunned. Nobody expected that cape to be thrown. Instead of reaching out for it, people just stood there dumbfounded, like, “Huh?” They said they would ask the staff later if they should return it. After the live, they mentioned the incident to a nearby staff member, but I don’t know what happened after that. One thing I can confirm is that the cape had an amazing scent.
117 Anonymous
>>113
thx
118 Anonymous
>>113
This Aa-tan thread has way too many scent fetishists.
123 Anonymous
The live was incredible. I was there, and my mouth was half open the whole time.
126 Anonymous
>>123
The second song was amazing. There was a girl screaming, “Don’t be that married granny, but me!” lol
131 Anonymous
>>126
That song is too much of a “mother-killer.” I mean, it’s great to be married and have a boy like Aqua-kun thinking of you.
135 Anonymous
>>131
I get it. My mom has been showing her nape recently, acting all young. Well, as her daughter, I’m just glad she’s having fun.
137 Anonymous
>>131
I was watching in the company break room, and all the single older women were standing up and showing their napes. It was so well received. I wanted to say, “That’s not something you dream about!” but then I realized I’m also on the side that shows napes.
142 Anonymous
>>137
You also showed your nape, lol.
143 Anonymous
>>137
Don’t force yourself, granny.
145 Hakuryuu *XQshotacon
>>143
Shut up. In ten years, you’ll be on this side too!!
>>7
thx, I’m grateful to everyone who signed here too.
146 Verification Team *9n2SARETAi
>>143
Hmmm.
150 Anonymous
>>143
Oh, this guy is dead.
>>145
Sensei is alive!!
>>146
Nee-san is scary.
151 Anonymous
>>143
Is this your first time on this thread? You ended up making the one person you shouldn’t have as an enemy.
153 Anonymous
>>146
Ah well, that guy >>143 is dead.
155 Anonymous
If it’s Nee-san, she can make a person ○ just by uploading.
158 Anonymous
>>145
Sensei, please stop being reckless. You might get permanently banned next time.
164 Anonymous
Anyway, the most amazing part was the third song. The MV was too shocking.
167 Anonymous
>>164
Everyone who was there in person says the same thing. You can’t really understand the MV from the online stream.
171 Anonymous
>>167
I think they’ll probably release it eventually.
174 Anonymous
Honestly, after knowing Aqua-kun, I can’t be satisfied with ordinary guys anymore. I want someone at least at the level of Mayuzumi-kun, Toa-kun, or Tenga-senpai.
177 Anonymous
>>174
I get it, but your hope is too high. It’s better to think separately from reality.
182 Anonymous
>>174>>177
Honestly, I’m starting to think that I don’t need to force myself into marriage anymore. It’s not out of frustration or anything; it’s just that I can have kids without marrying some mediocre guy.
Honestly, I’d rather spend my wallet on Aqua-kun or Beryl’s child than to be a wallet of a violent man.
188 Anonymous
>>182
I understand. It just feels so pointless. If the guy is kind to me, that’s great, but I don’t see the point in supporting someone who’s not. I had a chance encounter with Aqua-sama at work once, and he greeted me while looking me in the eyes. It made me feel like he recognized me as an individual, and that made me happy.
191 Anonymous
Honestly, paying a guy for s*x wasn’t all that great. It’s way better to do it myself while looking at Aqua-kun’s smile.
195 Anonymous
>>191
We were having a serious discussion, and you suddenly went to the lowest level, lol.
198 Anonymous
>>191
That’s the quality of this thread, indeed.
204 Anonymous
Looking at it like this, there were quite a lot of people who attended the live in person. Did they predict Aqua-kun’s appearance?
209 Anonymous
>>204
Some people probably went to register for the Fan Club offline. They announced that there would be dedicated terminals for Idol Fest registration, so some people might have accidentally attended the secret live while using those terminals.
211 Anonymous
>>204
Some people predicted that he would appear as a secret guest. I saw 92-san, but I wouldn’t be surprised if all the verification team members attended.
220 Verification Team *CHiMPOsuki
>>211
I couldn’t go again because of work. Dammit!! I even thought about quitting my current job and posting a job listing for Beryl’s PR representative, but my boss found out and scolded me.
225 Anonymous
>>220
Haha, lol.
227 Anonymous
>>220
Well, it’s only natural that you got scolded.
228 Anonymous
>>220
If it were 92-san, it would be one thing, but Chinposuki becoming Beryl’s PR would be a disaster.
232 Anonymous
The job application says, “Please wait for a while on the official website.” They received so many applications that they haven’t finished the screening process yet. I wonder how many applications they got.
235 Anonymous
>>232
I work at a public job placement agency, and even high-profile people who don’t usually come here showed up. I was really surprised to see CEOs of well-known companies coming in.
238 Anonymous
Even after the document screening, there will be interviews and background checks. Is this going to be finished by the end of this year?
241 Anonymous
>>238
They’ll somehow manage to finish it. It seems that Beryl’s headquarters will move to the inside of ○ from September. I was surprised when Ako-san from Beryl came to greet us the other day.
247 Anonymous
>>241
Beryl’s headquarters moving is good news. I was worried about the security at the current location.
253 Anonymous
>>241
Seriously? The headquarters of the Holy Aqua Church is also moving within ○. Is that going to be alright?
258 Anonymous
>>253
It would be hilarious if it turns out to be the same building, lol.
262 Anonymous
>>253
Actually, that might be even safer.
267 Anonymous
Wait, what is this?
SUMMER STARS 20XX
TRASH PUNKS / Aqua Shirogane
268 Anonymous
Breaking news! Aqua-sama to appear at Summer Stars!
273 Anonymous
>>267-268
What the heck is this?
275 Anonymous
>>267-268
They announced it after the tickets sold out! That’s crazy!!
283 Anonymous
>>267-268
Of all things, Trash punks. Fans were speculating that they might come this year, and if they do, collaborating with Aqua-kun would be insane.
291 Anonymous
Even with tickets sold out in seconds, half of the people who bought them were probably there for Trash punks. Isn’t it crazy how the tickets are being resold at such high prices?
303 Anonymous
>>273
Every year, there’s a music festival held in summer to commemorate the friendship of the Stars. They always invite guest performers, but this time it’s special, so there were rumors that Trash punks might come. They release new songs in a 5-year cycle, and whenever they do, they dominate the world charts, guaranteed. The vocalist is always a guest, but I never expected a collaboration with Aqua-kun…
309 Anonymous
Trash punks have only released songs with female artists so far, right? This might be their first time collaborating with a male artist.
321 Anonymous
>>309
That’s right. That’s why the thread is heating up. I wonder what kind of song it’ll be.
333 Verification Team *9n2SARETAi
Apologies to the fans of Trash punks, but it seems that resold tickets will be invalidated, and they’ll be resold at the regular price. So there might be a chance to get tickets again. I checked their official SNS, and they just posted the notice.
338 Anonymous
>>333
Really? It’s tough having more competition, but it’s good that they’re countermeasure against ticket reselling. Otherwise, regular tickets might go for over 10 million.
340 Anonymous
This seems quite challenging even for the residents of this thread.
343 Anonymous
Regular tickets cost 30,000 yen? That’s insane.
359 Verification Team *010meTA473
I had the VVIP ticket. Where’s my seat?
368 Anonymous
>>359
You’re amazing, after all.
371 Anonymous
>>359
For those who don’t know, regular festival tickets are for standing room only, but VVIP tickets include box seats. I think it was 3 million yen… I heard a glass of orange juice there costs 10,000 yen or something.
380 Anonymous
>>371
It’s beyond the level of wealth I imagined for Shumi. I’m trembling.
383 Anonymous
>>371
Once you secure a box seat, up to 6 people, including the person who reserved it, can enter for free. This might lead to another scene where Hagetoru prostrates herself in gratitude.
405 Anonymous
It’s a relief that Summer Stars will be streamed. The operators of the streaming site must be working hard, but I hope they do their best.
414 Anonymous
Ever since the announcement of Summer Stars’ appearance, the thread has been accelerating. We had just settled down…
417 Anonymous
Speaking of which, what happened to Hoshimiya Shiro’s event?
425 Anonymous
>>417
It’s still unknown. There are too many events in September, and I can’t predict who Shiro-kun will collaborate with. Also, please discuss Shiro-kun’s matters in the Shiro Thread.
444 Anonymous
>>425
Thanks, got it.
460 Anonymous
Aqua-kun’s been showing up more lately, and I’m happy about it. Thanks to that, it’s been the best summer vacation. By the way, is he not going to be in any more dramas?
478 Anonymous
>>460
He might appear in one.
I just checked, and he casually appeared on the cover of the September TV guide.
485 Anonymous
>>478
Really!
491 Anonymous
>>478
Wait a minute! Even without looking closely, it’s not a lemon he’s holding, it’s an eggplant! LOL. How did they even get permission for this?
505 Anonymous
Good news, it’s officially certified as an eggplant.
506 Anonymous
Sad news, it’s a certified eggplant, LOL.
523 Anonymous
Damn, he looks so cool.
527 Anonymous
Wait, he looks so cute with his bangs up, showing his forehead!
535 Anonymous
By the way, why does Aqua-kun look so cool while holding an eggplant? LOL.
541 Anonymous
It’s gotta be Tenga-paisen who proposed this way of holding the eggplant, LOL.
555 Anonymous
The way he’s holding the eggplant looks like Driver…
573 Anonymous
>>555
You’re imagining things. There’s no way he’s imitating Driver. Besides, I’ve never heard of boys doing action scenes or anything like that.
584 Anonymous
But Aqua-sama is tall, so there might be a chance.
591 Anonymous
Doesn’t Aqua-kun have a height of 180 cm? He’s quite tall. When we passed each other backstage, he was a whole head taller than me, and it really startled me.
603 Anonymous
Perhaps that’s why when girls see Aqua-sama up close, they suddenly become all ladylike, like a shy cat.
617 Anonymous
I understand that feeling. Even in a confined space, there’s an aura that makes you feel like you shouldn’t get any closer.
623 Anonymous
I had an experience where Aqua-sama helped me at a pedestrian crossing, and I got really excited by his powerful presence. Boys are so strong. Or maybe Aqua-sama is just special?
638 Anonymous
>>623
What? I’m jealous.
640 Anonymous
>>623
Seriously, you still have experiences like that.
653 Anonymous
Well, in reality, the probability of larger boys becoming victims of crime is significantly lower. On the other hand, it’s a smart decision for Toa-chan to crossdress since petite individuals are at higher risk of kidnapping or harassment, no matter their age.
671 Anonymous
Somehow, especially lately, every day has been fun since I got to know Aqua-sama. I’m always looking forward to what he’ll do next.
689 Anonymous
>>671
I totally understand that feeling. Until recently, I used to wonder why I even bothered working, but now, coming back here and checking this thread is really enjoyable. I’m glad I’m alive.
703 Anonymous
>>671>>689
It feels like our lives have become more enriched.
714 Anonymous
>>703
I started dressing up every day. There might be a chance that Aqua-sama will notice me, after all.
726 Anonymous
>>714
You’re just like me… Even if you think there’s no chance, you still dress up.
738 Verification Team *010meTA473
>>714>>726
I’ve started trying to look cute even when I sleep. After all, I might meet Aqua-sama in my dreams…
751 Verification Team *07218KADO6
>>714>>726>>738
I’ve started wearing slightly s*xy underwear just in case something happens. At first, I wore nothing, but Nee-san told me it’s not a good idea.
768 Anonymous
>>751
Oh… I get it. I get it, but LOL.
777 Anonymous
>>751
Nice, Nee-san. But just to let you know, if your private parts are visible when wearing nothing, it’s considered indecent exposure!
789 Anonymous
>>738>>751
Quite a contrast there.
794 Anonymous
>>738
Honestly, I’d even settle for Aqua-sama coming to me in my dreams and… Well, you know…
801 Anonymous
The other day, I dreamt that I was g*ng-r*ped by four boys from Beryl. It was bliss.
815 Anonymous
>>801
Gross dream LOL. So, how much does that cost?
830 Anonymous
>>815
Stop it! Those scam groups claiming Aqua-sama will appear in their dreams will pop up again. By the way, the Saint Aqua Church also shut down pillow sellers, mattress sellers, and companies selling mysterious sleeping pills.
846 Anonymous
>>830
The Saint Aqua Church is so competent. In a way, it feels like they work harder than the police.
855 Anonymous
>>830>>846
True, I thought they were just a sketchy religious group, but now I think differently. If they’re moving their office to the same place as here, it might be reassuring.
867 Anonymous
Going off-topic, but if Aqua-sama is appearing on the cover of the TV guide, does that mean he has a drama role confirmed? I wonder what he’ll be in…
881 Anonymous
Thanks to Aqua-kun’s evening appearances, other male actors no longer taste like anything, like chewed-out gum.
893 Anonymous
>>881
Chewed-out gum, LOL. Relatable.
903 Anonymous
And here we go again with the Idol Fest’s third song and the Summer Comic Market song. I’ve been looping this conversation, but if other people don’t change with the times, they’ll be left behind, even as boys.
922 Anonymous
>>903
Exactly. Some people mentioned it before, but we should stop spending money just because they’re boys. If we’re going to spend, it should be on Beryl.
938 Anonymous
Hurry up and release the goods! I want to spend money! And we need the tipping feature for the live stream too!
946 Anonymous
Hey!! Results for the Fuji Talk Show lottery are out!
959 Anonymous
>>946
Seriously?! I hope I win!
964 Verification Team *9n2SARETAi
Ah… I won. I don’t usually have luck with these things.
971 Anonymous
>>964
Wow, nice, Nee-san. You have good luck with shirts too.
975 Verification Team *CHiMPOsuki
Dammit, aaaaah!
976 Verification Team *07218KADO6
Guaaaaaaaaah!
977 Verification Team *010meTA473
Oh, I won too. Shumi-chan’s great victory!
982 Anonymous
>>975-977
The difference in karma is showing.
>>977
But Shumi can go die.
987 Anonymous
Looking forward to the talk show!
>>977
But Shumi can go die.
995 Verification Team *07218KADO6
Yes! I curse all the winners!
999 Anonymous
>>995
You’re pathetic. Give up, LOL.
1000 Verification Team *07218KADO6
If it’s 1000, it’s a machine malfunction, and the win is invalid! Redraw!
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