Volume 7 Chapter 28 Bulletin Board, Congratulations Aqua-sama on Your Marriage
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
[National Broadcasting System] Shirogane Aqua Wedding Part 1 [Venue 7]
Anyone remember me, the one who worked at Fuji Department Store?
Of course, how could we forget
What’s up? Wanna talk?
Yesterday, a man came to buy a ring, and the department store shook
No way, right?
Is it Aa-sama’s doing?
Seems like it. Her Highness Kanon was delighted, and I guess seeing that made him want to buy it. The store clerks on our side were all going “kyun kyun” unconsciously too
LOL. Like Aqua-kun is doing something bad
Wow, that’s nice. Did they identify the ring Aa-sama bought?
Thanks. There’s a lot of speculation going on
Can’t completely deny it!
It’s identified. Aqua-sama’s ring was expensive, around a million, but for the same brand, there are cheaper ones starting from around 300,000. Still pricey though
Oh wow… If someone gave me something like that, I’d faint
When it comes to being the partner of a princess, you have to give your best, right? I wonder if Aqua-kun went all out too. I have all sorts of wild ideas
Considering I know Aqua-kun, who usually enjoys those big croquettes at the school cafeteria for 100 yen, a 1 million yen ring is quite something
Otomezaki’s student here!
What’s that? Details!
Unfortunately, I’m the cafeteria lady
Sometimes when he gets hungry, outside of lunch break, he secretly comes alone to eat just the croquettes. Aqua-kun does that too, and the three boys come to the cafeteria about half the week, so it gets really crowded when other students from different classes and upperclassmen and underclassmen who don’t usually interact show up
I want to fill Aqua-kun’s belly with my homemade dishes..
Wow, that’s nice. I like the sneaky Aa-tan who comes for croquettes
Huh? Using Aqua-sama’s sp*rm to fill his belly? (hard of hearing)
This thread is going to the wrong place
Why are you saying stuff like that!
Just when there are no impure people (except Nee-san), this thread has gone downhill, LOL
When Aqua-sama entered the venue, I caught a glimpse of Nee-san for a moment. Truly representative of this thread’s inhabitants, as expected
At that time, for some reason, Morikawa was in the corner and I burst out laughing. I wonder if Morikawa was there for an interview or live coverage? Even someone like Morikawa, if she helped Aqua-kun, then it’s fine
Hogekawa is pretty capable when it comes to Aqua-sama. Her interviews on the runway and the recent talk show were good. Since it’s technically national broadcasting, she could become Aqua-sama’s exclusive interviewer as is
The national broadcast is about to start
National broadcast yet?
Finally, the wedding, huh?
Here we go
The curtain rises, Hogekawa, LOL
Isn’t that our Hogekawa-san!!
Morikawa… so she’s gotten a promotion, being able to cover Aqua-sama’s wedding
Why Morikawa, I wonder. As >>66 said, was she already at Stars for some other coverage?
Hasn’t Morikawa been sneakily glancing to the side quite a bit?
Suspicious behavior, Hogekawa, LMAO
Morikawa being suspicious is normal, but is there someone next to her, LOL?
Could it be Toa-chan!?
Toa-kun appeared on the national broadcast!
Suddenly Toa-chan joins, LOL
Good news, Beryl is involved, Morikawa is actually competent
Toa-chan, a ribbon blouse with a jacket is too cute
Ugh… I thought this outfit would confirm Toa-chan’s gender!!
Toa-chan: “Eh, did you big sisters think my wedding attire would reveal my gender? Poof poof. Too bad!”
Ah, ah, ah!
Toa-chan’s rolling us in the palm of his hand
Stop it! My new fetish is awakening again!!
By the way, thanks to Beryl, the subscription rate for the national broadcast has apparently hit the 90% mark. You guys, LMAO
Subscribing to the national broadcast = Paying for Beryl. Staff members reading this thread? You understand, right?
Morikawa: “By the way, Nekoyama Toa-san, what kind of person would you like to marry?”
Toa-kun: “Hmm… someone who can pull me along firmly.”
Sorry for calling her Hogekawa. From tomorrow, I’ll call her Morikawa-senpai!
Damn it, that Morikawa guy really does good work when Beryl’s involved
The job that Morikawa is least suited for → national broadcast announcer
The job that Morikawa is most suited for → Jobs involving Beryl
As expected of Morikawa-senpai. Sorry for the embarrassment, Mary OG!!
At this rate, Morikawa’s stock is going through the roof, LMAO
>”Someone who can pull me along firmly.”
This, isn’t it about Aqua-kun..
Morikawa should just work for Beryl like Nee-san. And during PR times, she should conveniently become Hogekawa and leak information
You guys are spinning on your palms too much, LOL
The unexpected theory that Hogekawa is capable is out. I thought from the start that she could handle it
The moment I read this post, I almost hyperventilated
By the way, using a paper bag to cope with hyperventilation is considered incorrect these days, so be careful
Huh? Does that mean..
I think Aqua-kun should be responsible only for Toa-kun and this big sister
Aaahhhh, thinking about it more, my head gets all fuzzy and my brain feels like it’s rotting
Understood, pull firmly. I’m going to practice the c*wgirl position!
Your brain is rotting, LOL
Brain rotting, LMAO
There are plenty of people with melted brains on this thread
Here it comes!?
Here it is!
Aqua-sama is here!
Seriously, the white suit suits him too much!!
Her Highness Kanon is so beautiful..
Hm? A carriage!?
Normally it’s a car, right? Last time it was a car too
Stars’ weddings have used carriages before, so isn’t it a return to the original?
I don’t quite understand, but Aqua-sama in a carriage is so charming..
I don’t really understand, but Aqua-sama looks like a prince from some country
Aaaahhhh, Her Highness Kanon gets on the carriage first and reaches out to help Aqua-sama board!! Aqua-sama is too kind, it’s making me feel weird in the head
This isn’t the wedding I know!!
Breaking news, a new ritual under the name “wedding” has begun!!
Coincidentally, I also think that if there were princes like those in fairy tales in real life, they might look like this
Actually, I’m already married. When I think of moving, I only remember getting into a taxi with an uneasy feeling..
Calm down! We’re just moving, nothing has started yet!
Is Her Highness Kanon a bit nervous?
Her face seems stiffer than usual
Beside Her Highness Kanon, Aqua-kun is holding her hand the whole time. It’s so amazing..
I like how he keeps talking to Her Highness Kanon to keep her from getting nervous
On the contrary, he seems nervous. Actually, it’s harder for Aqua-kun not to be nervous when he’s beside her
If it were me, there’s even a possibility I might die during the journey..
Just when I thought the wedding had started, a funeral began
Wait a sec, LOL
You guys, it’s inappropriate to be irreverent on such a happy day, LOL!
I was thinking there were fewer people, but it seems there are so many people that around 10 threads are active simultaneously
This is abnormal. Just how many people are here, LOL?
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A shota from Stars!?
Hakuryuu-sensei is here!?
What, what are they talking about?
Looks like it’s my time to shine as a lip reading pro!!
I want to say that, but I’m only at level 2 (out of 5, max) in the Stars’ language and high school evaluation
I was about to say “Here it comes,” but LOL
Tough luck, LOL
I got the parts I understood, though
Boy: “When I grow up, I want to become a florist. I want to make girls smile like big brothers do. But can I?”
Aqua-sama: “Of course! Benjamin-kun, let’s fill the world with smiles together.”
To put it mildly, it’s awesome
Lip-reading expert Neki should just get a tripcode. You’re definitely more capable than Chinposuki and Hagetoru
The Four Emperors of the Bulletin Board will now be Nee-san, Lip-reading Neki, Fuji’s human, and the self-proclaimed High-Performance Server-chan
I wonder if Benjamin-kun isn’t interested in big foreign sisters? If he came to this country, this big sister would let you observe a lot of “petals” which are very precious for girls
It’s touching that what Beryl’s kids did has reached Stars properly..
Both Benjamin-kun who gathered his courage and responded and Aqua-sama who answered are cool and I like it
Huh? What about Hakuryuu-sensei…?
What about Aiko-chan sensei? I was about to ask, but the sensei is in the same rating range as Hagetoru, Shumi, and Chinposuki…
The difference between >>233, >>234, and >>236 is so severe it’s making me cry
This place is really not short on abnormal talents, huh, LOL?
You’re probably Mary too, after all!!
I envy them for putting corsages on each other!
I want to put a corsage on Aqua-kun too
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It’s not time to panic yet
Are you okay? Sensei didn’t die in that scene just now?
You’re putting on a brave face, LOL
Hang in there, sensei, LOL
Didn’t Aqua-sama blush a bit just now?
It’s probably because he accidentally pressed his hand against her breast
It’s been thoroughly investigated, but Aa-kun really does like breasts
Even though I work at a clothing store, there were quite a few girls with big breasts who used to try to hide them. But now, clothes that can showcase the chest are selling really well
Thanks to Aqua-kun, the demand for bras has increased. Especially cute ones in larger sizes are really precious, they sell out as soon as they’re released
Hearing that Aa-kun likes breasts, as a 16-year-old high school girl with K-cup breasts, it gives me hope to live…
Someday, even if it’s just over my clothes, I want Aqua-kun to see these breasts of mine. That’s my current life goal
Hang in there. I have K-cup breasts too and I almost became a shut-in in high school, so I understand how you feel
They’ve arrived at the wedding venue
Morikawa is nonchalantly inside!!
I just saw the inside on the screen, and Morikawa is in the front row. Is that alright with her being there!?
Morikawa, don’t mess up! Listen? I’ll say it once more. Absolutely don’t mess up!!
The thread residents are more worried about Morikawa than Aqua-kun, LOL
Confirmed, Nee-san in the front row
From left to right
Left-side groom’s party?
Tenga-senpai, Mayuzumi-kun, Toa-kun, President, his little sister, his big sister, his mother
Director Hongou, Trash Punks’ two members, Chris-san, John-san, Nob-san, Moja-san
Right-side bride’s party?
Her Majesty the Queen Furia, His Royal Highness Hercules, Her Highness Victoria, Her Highness Hermie, Nee-san, Morikawa, and an unfamiliar person
Are you a genius just for that moment, LOL?
The male ratio on the groom’s side is too extreme, LOL
I’m relieved that Nee-san is next to Morikawa
Even if Morikawa messes up something, I feel like Nee-san will somehow handle it
Huh? Morikawa is likely here for work, and since she graduated from Mary, it’s not surprising that she’s on the right side, but why is Nee-san on the right? Why not the left?
By the way, I’ll add that in the center of the stage is the former queen, Her Majesty the Queen Mary
I wondered why Her Majesty the Queen Mary was in such a place and then something began
Her Majesty the Queen Mary, I met her when she visited this country before, and she was incredibly kind, dignified, and admirable. Mutual exchange with Stars, and even the starting point for Star festival and the Runway Event, all of that was thanks to her. As an Aqua-sama thread resident, I have to express my gratitude
Aqua-sama, congrats on the Stars Medal!
Breaking news banner is here!
Even in the behind-the-scenes program of the national broadcast, the studio is buzzing
The Stars Medal is usually only given to royal families from countries other than Stars
Even in States, no one has been awarded one, yet this country has two. Isn’t that incredible?
While the Stars Medal now symbolizes friendship, originally, it was something that the Queen would bestow upon her one and only knight in her lifetime. I really admired that as a child
It’s really an honor, but it’s so detached from reality that I’m just blankly staring
Her Highness Kanon has become a Grand Duchess!
I thought Grand Duchess was the second highest rank after royalty
I’m an exchange student from Stars
Her Majesty the Queen Mary has pulled off a great feat
It’s hard to believe she predicted this much..
Honestly, I’m at a level where I don’t really get what’s so amazing. Can you explain it to me in a way even an idiot like me can understand?
Please explain it so even someone at the same rating as Chinposuki can understand
You guys, LOL
Somehow Hagetoru and Chinposuki are getting caught up in this, LOL
Firstly, Aqua-sama is a citizen of this country, but he also needs to be treated as a guest of Stars
Similarly, Her Highness Kanon, who was awarded the Grand Duchess title by Stars, will be treated as a guest of this country
In other words, not only other countries, but even the government of this country, where the two of them reside, can’t easily touch them
Furthermore, Her Highness Kanon, who has become a Grand Duchess, will continue to have a certain influence on Stars
And here’s the point, even if Stars tries to provoke Aqua-sama, the fact that the former Queen retired from active duty and bestowed the medal means that Stars won’t be able to politically exploit them anymore. Moreover, seeing how efficiently she handled this, it’s evident that even in her retirement, Her Majesty the Queen Mary still holds influence over many nobles and parliament members. Most importantly, with this move, Her Majesty the Queen Mary has effectively shielded both Her Highness Kanon and Aqua-sama from all directions. It’s like she’s saying to the entire world and her own country, “Don’t try anything unnecessary from now on.” Our true Queen of Stars has truly shown her exceptional status
Thanks for the detailed explanation
Sorry, even for me with a mind like Hagetoru’s, that was too difficult. Can you summarize it in three lines?
This is insightful. Hagetoru, Shumi, Chinposuki, you better not be gone too long or you’ll lose your seats, you know?
Don’t mess with Aqua-sama, you idiots!
Don’t mess with Kanon, my granddaughter!
I’ll protect these two. – Grandmother Mary
The true ruler of Stars is Her Majesty the Queen Mary
Aqua-sama is my (Her Majesty the Queen Mary’s) knight, so don’t cause any trouble!
No one would dare to pick a fight with the Grand Duchess (Her Highness Kanon), right?
Even a head like Chinposuki’s understands it now. Thanks
I’d like Her Majesty the Queen Mary to become an honorary member of the Aqua thread
For some reason, there’s a blindfolded Sister nonchalantly here!
Hey, there’s a cult group called the Holy Aqua Religion!!
Security personnel, that person looks suspicious!
So it finally came to this, the Holy Aqua Religion..
Somehow, I feel like I’ve seen this body type somewhere before
Naturally, Aqua-sama participates in the hymn singing
I did this at a wedding too, but I remember it feeling empty, singing with only the attendees and myself
Wait a minute!
Out of all songs, that one, LOL?
No way, LMAO
I liked the anime for this song, so I have mixed feelings, LMAO
Definitely not a suitable song for a wedding, LOL
I don’t know if it’s because the real people sing it, there’s a sense of atmosphere, LOL
Blindfolded Sister is surprisingly skilled
Well, there are many boys here, giving it a profound feel
Thanks to the excessively skilled quartet of Sister, Kanon-sama, and the Beryl kids, the quality has turned into something that doesn’t feel like an anime song, LOL
Ah, that song was like my heart getting cleansed
I wanted to play it for the likes of those corrupted hearts like Hagetoru and Chinposuki
Their deeply ingrained dirt probably won’t come off even if you scrub with a mop
Ring exchange has come!!!
Huh? Ring exchange, again!?
Not the ones he gave recently?
The design is different from the previous one..
Did the two of them choose the rings together?
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Somehow, from the moment they appeared in the carriage, they both look so happy
Just looking at Kanon-sama’s face makes me feel warm too. It’s nice… I want to have a happy marriage like this too..
It just gives off the feeling of being loved
I wonder how much I need to pay to marry Aqua-sama. Oh, I’m not aiming too high. Just the ceremony is fine
If he let me have the ceremony, I’ll give him all my possessions
The engagement ring was nice, but this wedding ring is nice too..
It’s really simple, and above all, they’re matching
Matching rings are too good
These, being in the 100,000 yen range, they’re likely to sell like hotcakes
Please visit Fuji Department Store for your purchase. We’re currently offering installment payment campaigns, so it’s a good deal!
If you buy the same ring, you might feel like you’ve married Aqua-sama, huh?
There was a genius here!!
You’re today’s MVP!!
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Ah… this is why this thread is the best!!
There’s no day I’m happier to be on this bulletin board than today. Thank you!!
Tomorrow’s Fuji Department Store is likely to be incredibly crowded, LOL
Sensei, you’re not planning to buy it, right, LOL?
Sensei, are you turning into Chijou, LOL?
Is it true that if I buy this ring, I can feel like I’m married?
Tomorrow at Fuji is going to be tough. I don’t know who’s in charge of that section, but do your best
The oath kiss?
Which kiss? Is it the band’s kiss?
Wait, did I just hear the word “kiss,” which has se*ual connotations?
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Huh? Could it be that I’ve been working too much… I feel like I heard something unsettling, but it’s just a hallucination, right?
Was the Sister trying to say, “Don’t mess around,” just now? LOL
Ai-chan-sensei… that’s not a hallucination
Sensei! Don’t avert your gaze from reality!
I’m expecting a fantasy that surpasses this!
The favorability rating for the blindfolded Sister within me just skyrocketed
Even a Saint might unintentionally let their true thoughts slip out, LOL
Audience seats, LMAO
Tou-kun was wide-eyed, LOL
Mayuzumi-kun’s mouth is wide open, right?
Tenga-senpai isn’t moving… wait, is he dead!?
Hey, the casters on the alternative program have all frozen, LMAO
The alternative program is turning into a string of broadcast accidents, LOL
※This is not a broadcast accident. Your TVs are working normally
Hey, LOL, Hogekawa, LMAO
It’s fine that a caption appeared on the national broadcast, but don’t overlap it with Hogekawa’s face, LOL
The national broadcast know what they;re doing, LOL
The national broadcast is starting to understand how to utilize Hogekawa!!
This can’t be helped. When I looked in the mirror, I realized I had the same face as Hoge-kawa-san
Ah, ah, ah..
Time has stopped..
The server is heavy!!
The thread is full of screams, and the thread number is flying all over the place, LMAO
Hang in there, High-Performance Server!!
Confirmed Twitter’s death!!
All SNS is down!!
The forum is slow, but we’re enduring, LOL. High-Performance Server-senpai is amazing, LOL
There are definitely a few people who died just now, LOL
LOL, all the programs on the alternative channel are displaying captions. “Please wait for a while,” LOL
Wait, didn’t he intend to kiss the forehead? But he shifted midway and went for the lips, right?
Huh? Huh? Isn’t it usually the girl who takes the lead in situations like this?
Her Highness Kanon, it’s amazing how she’s enduring this. I couldn’t handle it..
I’m sorry for casually saying I want to marry Aqu-tan. I absolutely couldn’t handle that kiss just now. I might make a face that I can’t show, or I might end up puking from nerves..
All programs except for the national broadcast have gone down
All non-forum social media has gone down
My residents in the apartments on both sides have started mas***bating
Isn’t that scene from earlier, somehow against some kind of broadcasting ethics code?
I’m glad I’m an old lady…
If teenage and twenties girls saw a kiss scene like that, their lives would be ruined
Aqua-sama is quite different from other boys. He takes the lead a lot
Could it be that even during intimate moments, he’ll be the one leading?
Not in a perverted sense, but I genuinely want to see Aqua-sama’s intimate scenes
If it’s Aqua-sama, he might come up with new positions other than c*wgirl
My middle school daughter got a fever, LOL. Guess it was a bit too stimulating…
Even the super perverted Chijou of the forum is totally captivated by Aqua-sama, who could instantly turn her into a pure maiden. He’s really something
Wow, all the Stars attendees are enduring it, LOL
Her Highness Victoria’s face was bright red, LOL
There’s Nee-san among the 12 witnesses!!
Nee-san is amazing, LOL
– City Preliminary Verification Team
– Aqua Thread Forum Resident
– Assisting Tama-chan’s Streams
– Manager for Beryl Entertainment, Nekoyama Toa, and Oumi Tama
– Witness at Aqua-kun’s Wedding ←new!
Nee-san is basically the protagonist now…
Nee-san is like an unrealistically virtuous shoujo manga protagonist, LOL
It’s great that Nee-san is representing the thread
It’s a good thing it’s not Shumi, Hagetoru, or Chinposuki!
Huh? Why is Morikawa among the witnesses?
Hey! There’s an unrelated person (Hogekawa) mixed in!!
Hogekawa, wait! That’s not your job!!
Is Hogekawa confused?
Bad news, Hogekawa-san messed up at the last moment
※ Announcer Morikawa is an alumna of Mary Women’s Academy, has a personal connection with Her Highness Kanon, and has been officially selected as one of the 12 witnesses
Bad news, Morikawa knew Her Highness Kanon, LOL
Wait a second, what’s with Morikawa’s mysterious connections, LOL
Morikawa, are you kidding me, LOL
Thread residents are being toyed with by Morikawa, LOL
Ah…(the sound of Hoge-kawa messing up)
Nee-san’s catch was too good, LOL
Indeed, Nee-san is the true representative of the forum
Nice one, Nee-san, Hoge-kawa-san!!
By the way, it feels like Hakuryuu-sensei’s spirit disappeared, did she die?
If there’s an editor, go confirm Ai-chan-sensei’s survival. She might be dead
Aqua-sama, congratulations on your wedding
D*mn it, even though it’s such a joyous scene, Hogekawa messed it up, LOL
May Aqua-sama and Kanon-sama be happy!
Aqua-kun’s happiness is the most important. I’ll always support you!!
Aa-sama, it’s fine if you’re getting married, but you won’t quit being an idol, right?
Congratulations on your wedding, Aqua-sama!!
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
Thanks for reading.