Volume 9 Chapter 13 Bulletin Board, Breasts! Breasts!
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
[Declaration of Breast Liberation] Prime Minister’s Super Emergency Press Conference Room [World Trend #1]
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Aqua-kun’s main thread is filled with breasts
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>>7
Breasts! Breasts!
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>>7
It’s because of trolls like Chinposuki and Hagetoru
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I took a day off because the company couldn’t work
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It’s not the time to work!
Saying that, the president went somewhere
The boss also disappeared while skipping, and my colleague said they’re going to the bathroom and went missing, so can I go home too…?
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Breasts! Breasts!
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I think it’s really amazing that hospitals and police are functioning properly even in this situation
And thank you to the Self-Defense Forces for your hard work
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>>18
I found a floating punchline, lol
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I laughed so hard at the Minister of Health, Labour and Welfare’s “There are no immediate problems in everyone’s lives” LOL
If you read into this deeply, it’s like Aqua-kun saying he likes breasts, but not saying there’s a demand for it from you guys, you know, trolling the citizens
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>>23
A slip of the tongue!!
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>>23
I strongly demand resignation!
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>>23
The amazing thing about this is that the minister is actually saying it seriously, lol
I love this kind of trolling from him, LOL
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>>23
It’s because the Prime Minister is like this, there’s no helping it
“Everyone, please calm down. Just now, we received the announcement of the world’s Breast Liberation Declaration from idol Shirogane Aqua. Currently, we are in the process of verifying the facts regarding this matter. We are also considering our response, so I kindly ask all citizens to remain calm and act calmly… as if you can really be calm, Hyahoi! Um, starting from this year, today will be a holiday for citizens!! However, since today is a holiday, Monday will be a substitute holiday!! Now, let’s go for a beer~!! Yay!”
It’s too crazy for an immediate interview, LMAO
I think the emergency press conference will start with an apology, LOL
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This country is really messed up, lol!
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>>34
Don’t underestimate a country that even accepts Hagetoru and Chinposuki!!
There is no country that accepts diversity as much as this one, LMAO
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There was breaking news that Aqua-kun came to the press conference room, will he come out today?
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Shumi, are you alive?
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If Nee-san is watching this, please come to the main thread quickly
We need you in the main thread
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Current trend ranking:
1 Breast Liberation Declaration related words: Breast declaration, Shirogane Aqua, emergency special program on Stars
2 Breast Memorial Day related words: Citizen’s holiday, starting today, day off tomorrow, day off the day after tomorrow
3 Aqua-sama’s Free Breast related words: Unlimited groping plan, you can grope for free forever now, pie touch meeting
4 Want to be Aqua-sama’s pillow related words: Breast pillow, breast blanket, breast blanket
5 Shirogane Aqua’s mother related words: Self-proclaimed mom, mass occurrence, breastfeeding squad, self-proclaimed big sister
6 Rapid rise in approval rating related words: Citizens are idiots, the Prime Minister is also an idiot, everyone is an idiot, giving out stimulus money to buy bras, lol
7 Emergency countermeasures meeting related words: Rapid appreciation of the yen, over half of listed companies reaching their highest levels this year, all-time high
8 Hurry, it’s a festival! related words: Circuit breakers triggered due to the economy being too good, market collapse, LOL
9 Shirogane Lapis-related words I also wanted to be born as Aqua-sama’s sister, the strongest position called Shirogane Aqua’s sister
10 Nekoyama Subaru-related words Toa-chan’s sister, Aqua-sama is Toa-chan… sudden palpitations..
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>>50
I laughed so hard at the stimulus money for buying a bra LMAO
They seem to be seriously considering it, not as a joke, lol
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>>50
It’s hilarious that they call it “breast stimulus money” lol
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>>50
The economy is so good that the market is in chaos, it’s so funny lol
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Hey, who’s the one throwing cash from the Tokyo Tower?
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>>60
There’s also a money-giving lady appearing in Dotonbori (like Times Square in New York City or Las Vegas Boulevard in Las Vegas)
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>>60
There are also people throwing cash from helicopters, lol
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There are people throwing cash, but I like how everyone picks it up and returns it
Foreigners who saw that were saying things like “Oh my god” and “Beautiful world,” it’s so funny, LOL
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The Shibuya Scramble Crossing is so lively, it’s like winning the World Cup
Even the ladies in suits who came to work on their days off are high-fiving. Some even touch each other’s chests, they should control themselves, lol
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There are rumors that Beryl Entertainment will go public starting this month, it’s going to be a big deal. In a sense, it can be said to be related to the Fuji Zaibatsu group, Mori Nagao-related, but it’s not an amount that can be bought
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>>50
With these two sisters, will they be able to go to school from tomorrow?
There will probably be a school assembly for the whole school
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Breasts! Breasts!
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I was feeling down because I thought Aqua-sama only liked big people, but she said she also likes small ones, so I’m happy
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>>50
The latest news is also full of breasts
-Shirogane Aqua arrives at the Prime Minister’s residence, joint press conference about the breast declaration?
-Beryl Entertainment also acknowledges the breast liberation declaration on their official website
-The stimulus money will be expanded to apply to all breast-related products, the Minister of Health, Labour and Welfare stated
-Full consideration is being given to making it a national holiday in response to the Prime Minister’s statement. The opposition parties are also fully cooperating
-Major companies, led by Fuji and Morinaga, have issued a joint statement that holidays will be treated as working days
-The stock prices of breast-related companies are soaring, heating up the unprecedented breast boom in the year-end sales battle
-The Prime Minister reveals plans for the establishment of a breast minister and appointment as a breast ambassador
-Morikawa, who could not be contacted, has been found. She is attending a press conference at the Prime Minister’s residence
-G1 Mary wins the Queen’s Cup miraculously, with the first place being number 8 and the second place being number 1, the odds are 8.1
-Corolle CEO is rumored to have asked Shirogane Aqua for a bra design, causing a stir on the internet
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>>86
Even horses can read the atmosphere, it’s hilarious, LMAO
Number 8 is a G cup princess
Number 1 is an A cup, I love it
By the way, the G cup is not about breasts, it’s about the G cup horse race
The A cup means a good cup
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>>86
Does Corolle understand that Aqua-kun is a great artist, LOL?
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>>86
Aa-sama may look like a troll at first glance, but it has the potential to create miracles like a gingerbread house
And if it’s a bra designed by Aa-sama, it’s guaranteed to sell out and be a hit item for every family
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What were we pretending not to notice all this time…? It was an amazing declaration that blew everything away
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I’ve watched Aqua-kun’s video declaring breasts over and over again
It’s so cool. I’m getting excited
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Aa-sama passionately talking about breasts with a serious expression… I fell in love again
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If Shumi saw Aqua-sama like this, she would be all wet. My body is getting hot
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Breasts! Breasts!
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It’s almost time for the press conference
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The national broadcast has switched
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Yay!
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Morikawa was there LOL
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Confirmed Hogekawa’s attendance!!
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I wonder if Morikawa made it on time…
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People on the bulletin board are worrying too much about Morikawa LOL
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The Prime Minister is here!
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As soon as she appeared, she did a splendid sliding bow LOL
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World, this is our country’s Prime Minister!!
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Indeed, she is a woman who rose to become Prime Minister just by bowing. You can feel conviction and pride in her bow LOL
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I’m really sorry!!
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Seriously, LOL
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The Prime Minister should apologize to her family first LOL. Because she gets carried away and appoints ministers in charge of breasts, or breast envoys, or talks about the holidays of the citizens…
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The Prime Minister may make many verbal mistakes, but she takes action quickly and says everything she thinks. I think it’s good
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Honestly, I think the Prime Minister is in the same league as Hagetoru. Because on social media, it’s all about breasts! breasts!
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Summary of our country’s Prime Minister in 3 lines
– Apologize one day and apologize again the next day
– Apologize during the apology press conference for some reason
– Finally, apologize first for no reason and then speak
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Top 3 legends of the Prime Minister
– She personally repelled and recaptured the Prime Minister’s private plane hijacked by terrorists. Later made into a movie
– She discovered a mysterious flying object that invaded our airspace while inspecting the sky mother by chance. She piloted a fighter jet and took off. Later made into a movie
– She fought against extremists who occupied the parliament building while smoking a cigar and using a rocket launcher. Later made into a movie
Perhaps because of the movies, she is more popular than the big actresses over there in the States. On the other hand, she believes in the existence of aliens and repeatedly attempts to communicate with them, which is a charming side of her
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I caused a lot of trouble with my thoughtless remarks to various parties… That’s exactly right, LOL
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You don’t have to apologize for something like this anymore, LOL
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It’s fun to watch, but I have a doubt whether this person is really suitable to be the Prime Minister, LOL
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I got excited and my tension went up without reason with the breast declaration, LMAO
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LOL, hilarious
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I understand, I understand, Prime Minister. After all, the Prime Minister is just a woman, LOL
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That’s the reason for the apology, LOL
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D*mn, if this person wasn’t the Prime Minister of my country but just a comedian, it would be funny, LOL
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Rather, if this person wasn’t the Prime Minister, there might have been a possibility that Aqua-kun would be at a loss
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She said it was a holiday because she wanted to take a day off. She wanted to drink beer since morning!! Her own breasts were affirmed and her tension went up
She’s too honest, LOL
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“The fact that she doesn’t even try to hide it makes her seem noble. I see, so this is the spirit of a samurai…”
Well, it’s hilarious when foreigners say it, LOL
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Morikawa is here!
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Could it be a question from Morikawa!?
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Hey! National broadcast!!
Is it okay to let Morikawa ask a question!?
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LOLOLOLOL
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Morikawa LMAO
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Hey LMAO
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This is terrible LMAO
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For those who can’t see LMAO
Morikawa: “Is it true that you are considering a holiday?”
Prime Minister: “Yes…. Morikawa-san, do you think it would be better to have a holiday?”
Morikawa: “Yes! I’ve already used up all my paid leave, so I really want a holiday!”
Prime Minister: “That’s right! (Raises hand)”
Morikawa: “Yay! (High fives the Prime Minister)”
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Who allowed Morikawa to ask a question, LOL
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This is too much, LOL
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Prime Minister!?
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Prime Minister LMAO
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Bad news, Prime Minister. Because of the collaboration with Morikawa, she made another verbal mistake
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Prime Minister: “If you want, let Aqua-kun be the Prime Minister and change the name of the country to Shirogane Kingdom. If you look closely, the national flag looks a bit like breasts, so breasts should be fine, right?”
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Terrible, too cruel LOL
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Good news, the birth of Shirogane Kingdom LOL
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Will Holy Aqua Religion become the state religion, and the saint become the mother of the country?
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Someone stop them LOL
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The secretary next door keeps coughing LOL
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Breaking news LOL
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It’s bad that it’s being reported in other countries LOL
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The Minister of Health, Labour and Welfare has arrived LOL
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Whispering to the Minister of Health, Labour and Welfare LOL
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Wait LOL
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Her voice LMAO
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The Minister of Health, Labour and Welfare’s whispering voice is too loud, the microphone is picking up everything LOL
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What is this disgrace LOL apologize LMAO
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It’s okay, the citizens of this country are as foolish as the Prime Minister, so if you apologize, everything will be fine LOL. The Minister of Health, Labour and Welfare is as usual, this guy LOL
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In other countries, this would definitely be a case for dismissal LOL
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Honestly, it’s the truth, so it’s not a big deal even if it causes an uproar LOL
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Again, is the Prime Minister and the Minister doing a comedy press conference? LOL
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Honestly, as long as they do what they need to do, even if they make verbal mistakes, it’s fine. There’s nothing to worry about with verbal mistakes, the important thing is action and results
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Only in our country can the Prime Minister do a comedy press conference during an apology
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Did you see, world? Our country accepts the Prime Minister, Hagetoru, Morikawa, and Aa-sama, the monsters of tolerance and diversity
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Ah
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Ah
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Ah
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Aa-sama is coming!?
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Aqua-sama is coming!!
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Aqua-sama has comeeee!
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Aqua-kun has come!!
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Oh no… Aa-sama looks cool in a suit..
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It’s unfair to come in a suit
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Kyaaaa, so cool!
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Cool, cool, cooooool!
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I acknowledge it!
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It has been acknowledged!
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Breasts! Breasts!!
353 Verification Team *07218KADO6
Breasts! Breasts!!
358 Hakuryuu*XQshotacon
Breaking news has comeeee!!
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Don’t apologizeee!
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No need to apologize, only the Prime Minister should apologize
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Prime Minister! Now is the time to bow instead of Aa-sama!!
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When I thought she should apologize instead of Aa-sama, she was bowing while being cut off LOL
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It’s funny to see the Prime Minister bowing while being cut off next to Aa-sama LOL
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You’re amazing for being able to apologize. Big sister will give you breasts
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I want to breastfeed him while saying “Good boy, good boy.”
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I have no intention of regretting or retracting!!
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He said it decisively!
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Too cool..
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Is there any girl who doesn’t feel excited when seeing this?
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He’s so cool that my cr*tch is getting wet
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My heart is pounding too
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Why is he so cool?
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It was a passionate speech like in old-fashioned girls’ manga or classic anime
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It felt like a moment when history would change
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Definitely a witness to history
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Crying while hugging my family
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My grandma is crying..
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Shirogane Aqua exists in this country..
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Good, I’m glad I was born in this country, thank you!!
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He want to sing!
503 Anonymous
Huh? Singing!?
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Unexpectedly singing, LOL
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Everyone is being deceived by Aqua-sama’s face, but he’s just saying he likes breasts
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He want to sing!
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Aa-sama, are you trying to sing and make it sound good?
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Breasts! Breasts!!
521 Hakuryuu *XQshotacon
Breasts! Breasts!!
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Everyone is here!
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It’s the best
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Mayuzumi-kun is here!
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I wonder if Mayuzumi-kun also likes breasts?
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Tenga-senpai is great!
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Senpai, please do something about the out-of-control junior, LOL
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Toa-chan!
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I wonder how it feels to have your sister talked about, LOL
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This song is singing to us
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Everyone is cool!
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Regarding the start of the song during the press conference
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This is definitely a live venue!
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Prime Minister, LMAO
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Prime Minister, where did you bring it from, LOL
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D*mn, the Prime Minister is too playful, LOL
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Honestly, personally, I was happy that Aqua-kun said he likes breasts. When I think about it from our perspective, he’s just saying something lewd, but I’m happy to know that he’s not just a cool idol on the outside, but a person with the same thoughts inside
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Penlights are coming out, LOL
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Did the Prime Minister hold a press conference aiming for a live performance from the beginning, LOL
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Prime Minister, you’re cheap!! Change those special seats!
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Breaking news, the Prime Minister’s excited figure is being live-streamed worldwide
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Even though it’s a great song, the Prime Minister is getting in the way, LOL
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Wait, the lyrics resonate
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I’m happy and crying while laughing
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Everyone is really cool..
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Do the other three besides Aqua-kun also reveal their fetishes?
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I’ve never felt so grateful for having big breasts as I do today
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Even though it’s mentioned in the lyrics, maybe we were too humble. That doesn’t mean we should pretend to not understand the situation, but maybe we can have more confidence in ourselves
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I’m going to pick some flowers
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It’s either one or the other in the world. On the internet, people say extreme things, but in reality, there are kids who behave well. In reality, there are boys who are reluctant but still pursue girls aggressively. The latter is like saying “restrain yourself,” but I think the former is a story about becoming more positive
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I was happy when you said you like small ones, but this time I think the song is especially for the big girls
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D*mn, he has a good face, a good voice, a good song, and he has s*xual desire. He’s the strongest!
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It’s funny that just saying you like breasts can save a girl like this, LOL
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I think the big girls are really touched. The small ones, on the other hand, are excited because their chance might come with the specific mention
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Aqua-kun is the only one who can win!!
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As a woman with big breasts, I’m trembling with gratitude for following Aa-sama
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I wonder how Shumi is feeling while listening to this song. She didn’t react today, LOL
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Hakuryuu-sensei and Hagetoru also broke
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I wonder if Aa-sama will hold a breast-touching event? I’ll pay to have them touched
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Is the right to become Aa-sama’s breast pillow still available?
I’m looking forward to it for a long time!!
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I laughed because the main thread is still full of breasts comments
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Hakuryuu-sensei definitely had her brain destroyed
Hagetoru is just fooling around. Hurry up, Nee-san
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Morikawa LMAO
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Hogekawa is here!
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Damn, this guy always watches the live concert from a good seat, LOL
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The perfect otagei (otaku dance) by the Prime Minister and Hogekawa, LOL
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Wow, the world is amazed, LOL
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8888888!
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The song was amazing!!
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It was a good song
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I was completely absorbed in the song dedicated to the fans
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Seems like many people were focused on the song without commenting
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Prime Minister, let’s make this the national anthem!
And the national flag will be breasts, the Prime Minister will be Aqua-kun, and the country’s name will be Shirogane Kingdom, please!
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Well then, starting from tomorrow, I’ll give it my all!
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Hehe, actually, I’ve been wearing a bra one size too small until now..
It seems like the day to unleash my true self has come!
889 Anonymous
Sorry, starting from tomorrow, I, with my P-cup, will be unrivaled, so sorry
893 Anonymous
There are too many breast-related posts, LOL
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You guys should restrain yourselves!
Remember, only Aqua-kun likes breasts
903 Anonymous
It’s fine to get excited, but don’t excessively appeal to the boys
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There might be boys who are not good with breasts, so let’s balance it out!
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Aa-sama’s request has arrived!
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Aqu-tan also mentioned it properly
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Understood, let’s maintain moderation
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The person who was talking about breasts in public is now showing restraint, LOL
I actually like Aa-sama who does that, LOL
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Aqua-sama didn’t seem very idol-like today, but I thought it’s okay to have days like this
At least, I feel relieved
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I watched the video that was being spread, and I think Aa-sama is saying it to protect girls. I like it
Aa-sama is cool because he thinks about girls more than himself
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Thank you, Aqua-kun. Thank you, Beryl Entertainment
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Morikawa, huh?
945 Anonymous
Morikawa?
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Morikawa, you b*stard!
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Morikawa: “How are my breasts?”
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Broadcast accident, it’s here!
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Gwaaaahhh!
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Gyaaaaahhh!
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Aqua-kun: “The shape is well-formed and very lovely, I think.”
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This is for real… It’s serious..
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Hogekawa, die
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Morikawa, die
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Shumi, who gets groped every day, die
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In a full circle, Shumi, who gets groped by Aqua-kun, die
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For some reason, the Prime Minister is apologizing, LOL
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The Prime Minister is now bowing down and trying to cover everything up, LOL
998 Anonymous
A woman who solves everything by bowing down, that’s our Prime Minister
1000 Hakuryuu *XQshotacon
Because it’s 1000, I’ll do my best too
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