Volume 13 Chapter 109 Yukishiro Emily, It’s All My Fault
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
A few years ago.
Yukishiro’s house was still standing, and I was in the States with my mom, who was invited for diplomatic reasons.
”Emily-chan, be good, okay?”
”Yeah. Mom, got it!”
After my mom closed the door, I let my expression change.
Guhehe! This is my time now.
Just as I was thinking that, the door in front of me burst open with a bang.
”Sorry! I forgot something! Huh? Emily-chan, were you making a weird face just now?”
”No, it’s just your imagination, dear mother.”
That was close! If I had noticed my mom just a second later, she would have seen my goofy face.
”Really? I thought you were making a weird face again, but I guess it was just my imagination?”
Yikes! My mom is sharp.
”Ohoho, dear mother, that can’t be true.”
”Yeah, I guess so. Well then, Emily-chan, be good now.”
My mom gave me a spine-chilling smile and finally left the room.
Phew. That’s why I can’t let my guard down around her. I can’t relax for even a moment in this house.
”Alright, time to study… just kidding!”
Wearing a blonde wig and colored contacts for disguise, I tied some bed sheets together and lowered them out the window to escape the hotel.
I came all the way to the land of freedom, the States. I want to get at least one local adult magazine.
I was thinking that…
”NO!”
Damn it! What kind of freedom is this?! I’ve been tricked!!
Please show any and all cards. Show me your card. If you don’t have an ID, you can’t even buy an adult magazine!! It’s not freedom at all; it’s like people are tied up in rules!!
I was starting to think that Mom would be back soon, so I decided to give up and head back to the hotel.
On the way, I saw some big sisters sitting on a bench by the river, looking lost.
’Hey, what’s wrong, sisters?’
The language I learned for adult stuff actually comes in handy at a time like this.
One of them looked at me with empty eyes.
’Are you okay? You have some serious bags under your eyes. Are you getting enough sleep?’
’Haha… Being worried about by a kid, I must really be in bad shape, huh?’
The big sister looked up at the sky and shed a tear.
Could it be… that she, like me, was tricked by the word “freedom” and couldn’t buy an adult magazine!?
’You were tricked by the word freedom too, huh?’
’Freedom… huh. Hehe, I guess that might be true.’
The big sister exchanged glances with the other girls around her, and they all showed smiles.
I don’t really know why, but it seems like they relaxed a bit.
’My name is Peony. What’s your name, little girl?’
’Uh…’
Oh, I almost thought of Mom’s smiling face in my head.
That was close. I almost said my real name, Emily, without thinking.
’Huh?’
’Huh, um…’
’Huh?’
’I’m Eroy Musk.’
Phew! I managed to cover it up somehow!!
If I had said I’m Yukishiro Emily, Mom might find out later!!
’Eroy-chan. Actually, we’re running a company aiming for space development, but we just started and are really struggling to raise funds.’
’Oh, I see.’
I’m really thirsty. Oh! There’s a vending machine right between the benches where the big sisters are sitting.
Wait, do I need an ID card or a credit card to buy something?
This is so annoying!!
Cards for the supermarket, cards for the vending machine, then where am I supposed to buy juice!?
I was shocked by my own helplessness that I couldn’t even buy a single juice in this country, let alone an adult magazine.
’Ugh, if only there was a dream card that I could use without an ID as long as I had money!!’
’If you have money?’
’Even without an ID?’
’A dream card!?’
Huh? The big sisters, who were looking dead a moment ago, are now serious and forming a circle to talk.
What’s going on? Are they going to buy juice for me?
’What about an anonymous card?’
’That would be interesting, but a service that lets you use it without carrying the card would be even better.’
’How about linking it to your phone?’
’That sounds good. Then I want to connect it to my PC for online shopping too.’
’A new payment service using a network…’
’An electronic payment service… that could be good.’
’If we can get into financial services, we might solve Nemoto’s funding issues.’
’But… in the end, we still need the initial funds…’
””’Ah…””’
The big sisters slump their shoulders again.
I don’t know what they’re talking about, but more than that, I’ll give you my money, so please buy juice for me!!
I grab all the cash I have and hand it to the big sisters.
’Eroy-chan…’
’Are you giving this to us…?’
’Wow. A $100 bill with a band.’
’10,000 dollars. With this much, we can do something, right!?’
’Whoaaaaa!!’
’Thank you, thank you!!’
’You are our goddess!!’
The big sisters were super happy and lifted me up.
No, more than that, I just want some juice…
The big sisters carried me into some building.
Huh? Could it be that beautiful Emily-chan is being kidnapped?
’Eroy-chan, here you go.’
I received a cup of tap water from Peony-san.
Gulp, ahh! Thanks to that, I feel a bit revived!!
The big sisters sat across from me and quickly handed me 2 sheets of paper.
’Eroy-chan. I can’t just let you take this money for free. If you don’t mind, please sign this.’
Huh? That money was for buying juice…
I wanted to say that, but when I saw the big sisters’ faces, which were lifeless before, now shining with excitement, I couldn’t say anything.
’What’s this?’
’One is a document to transfer our space development company to you. As collateral for this money, we’ll make sure to put our research and development data, as well as the profits, stocks, assets, and personnel of the new company there. Don’t worry. We’ll manage it properly until you grow up.’
Hmm. A space development company, huh.
I don’t really understand space, but it sounds kind of romantic.
They say that erotic and romantic are 2 sides of the same coin, so when I go on a space trip in the shuttle this company makes in the future, could I use 0 gravity as an excuse to legally touch a boy’s body?
Guhehe…! This is an investment in eroticism. Thinking that, I signed the document.
By the way, I also didn’t like the name of the company, Space Experience, because it didn’t sound sexy or sensible, so I decided to add an “X” at the end. X is somehow sexy!!
’Space Experience X… I like it!’
’Yeah, the letter X seems to represent infinite possibilities.’
’It’s like embodying the universe.’
’Eroy-chan, you have great naming sense!’
’Since we’re at it, Eroy-chan, why don’t you come up with a name for our new company as well?’
Hmm, what should I do?
I looked around at the big sisters.
…The big sisters from the States had incredibly sexy bodies.
Their breasts were huge and emphasized, and their butts were so plump that their panty lines were visible.
Hmm? Breasts? Panty lines? That’s it! I had a great idea!!
I clapped my hands and wrote the company name on the second sheet of paper.
[PaiPan]
It was a perfect name, in my humble opinion.
I’ve heard that many foreign big sisters shave down there. Guhehe!!
’PaiPan? What does it mean?’
’Pai is paid, isn’t it? As in, paid?’
’Then, what about Pan?’
’That’s… could it be, pan from pandora?!’
’That’s nice. This is a forbidden system. It might be a system that will create a breakthrough in the privileged class that currently dominates finance.’
’Eroy-chan is amazing!!’
Well, it’s completely different, but they seemed to praise me, so I’ll just act proud!!
I signed the second document as well.
’My name is Chana. Thank you, Eroy-chan!!’
’I’m McKenna. Eroy-chan, let’s make this a success!!’
’I’m Lina. Until the day we meet again!!’
’It’s Stephanie. Hey, Eroy-chan, let’s work together when we grow up!!’
’I’m Jodie. We’ll never forget this kindness!!’
’Eroy-chan, lastly, thank you so much!!’
I spent all the pocket money my mom gave me for souvenirs, but oh well!
I mean, if I had it, I’d just buy snacks and juice anyway, and if I can’t buy adult magazines, then it’s pointless to have money.
Feeling a bit cocky from being teased, I returned to the hotel with a carefree face.
’Emi-ly-chan~’
’E-eek!!’
Of course, my mom found out that I secretly snuck out of the hotel and scolded me thoroughly.
A few years later…
I had completely forgotten about that and was busy working part-time as usual.
”Hm?”
I got a call from a number I didn’t recognize.
Who is it? I flicked the call button and answered.
’Eroy-chan… no, Yukishiro Emily-sama, thank you so much for helping me back then.’
Eroy…?
Oh! Now that I think about it, I remember being scammed by someone who said that when I was a kid.
Back then, I kept it a secret from my mom, but I had to sign some suspicious contract.
Could it be that contract was some kind of guarantor document, and now I’m stuck in debt!?
Damn it. It seems like they figured out that Eroy Musk is a fake name, and now that my real name, identity, and phone number are known, I probably can’t escape from the debt collectors.
I was about to ask if they could wait for my repayment, but the woman on the phone continued the conversation first.
’I think you already know this, but that company from back then became successful.’
I shook my head while holding the phone to my ear.
I have no idea what you’re talking about!?
I don’t want you to underestimate Yukishiro Emily-san, who is famous for knowing nothing.
’We decided to sell that company and transfer all the profits to your Space Experience X company. Oh, don’t worry, we’ve already received a lot of salary and are working on the next company, so it’s all good. And, we’ve already moved the talented employees to your Space Experience X company, so you can relax.’
Huh!? What does that mean!?
What happened while I was sweating away at my part-time job every day!?
Ah, now that I think about it, back then I could drink juice, and I remember being happy.
Now I’m just drinking this pseudo mint tea made by floating some grass and leaves in water.
’Well then, the agent should be arriving soon, so you just need to sign the documents. Oh, next time, let me thank you properly! See you!!’
’Huh? Oh, um…’
Before I could say anything, she hung up the call…
As I stared at my phone screen, frozen with a blank expression, a scary lady in a black suit and sunglasses appeared right in front of me.
’You are Yukishiro Emily-sama, right? Please sign this document.’
’Ah… yes.’
I froze as I looked at the document handed to me.
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PaiPan Executive List
Eroy Musk… Founder of the Space exploration company SEX, the world’s largest social media management company, and electric vehicle manufacturer.
Peony Diludo… a global investor and policy advisor to the President of States.
McKenna Lincoln… founder of the financial technology company Zfarm.
Chana Barkyumu… co-founder of the world’s largest video streaming site, YOURTUBE.
Jodie Ganki… co-founder of the world’s largest video streaming site, YOURTUBE.
Stephanie Chin… co-founder of the world’s largest video streaming site, YOURTUBE.
Rina G. Boruchio… founder of the world’s largest business social media, LikedIn.
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Whoa!
What is this group? They definitely control the world!!
Putting aside that guy Eroy, who seems to be the gag relief, just the 7 people above are incredible.
Is this what they call the true GOD7!?
The other members are also just regular investors or heads of financial companies, all from the recent rising companies in States…
And you guys, you have such naughty last names…
”Huh…? Wait a minute.”
I freeze as I look at my own situation again.
A social media management company!? An electric car manufacturer!?
What does this mean?
’Are you talking about Social Experience X, which acquired the world’s largest social media, Towitter, and the electric car manufacturer Denma?’
The lady looks at me like, “Isn’t that your company? What are you saying?”
No, no, no, that’s what I want to say!!
Oh, that’s right, I remembered that they mentioned transferring excellent employees to the space exploration company during the phone call earlier.
Hmm, this situation seems familiar. Yes, yes, while I wasn’t aware, some excellent people were doing something on their own. Ah, what was it again?
A vague image of Claire’s face, looking sick and pale, floated in my mind.
Ah, ah~!
I remembered. This is the same flow as with Holy Aqua Religion.
’…Then, I’ll take my leave. Excuse me. Oh, this is everyone’s contact information, they said.’
The lady handed me a memo with everyone’s contact information and left.
”Sigh…”
I took a deep breath to calm myself.
Relax, Emily. It’s not time to panic yet.
Unlike the people from Holy Aqua Religion, I didn’t cause any trouble by manipulating women who had their brains scrambled by Aqua-sama and contaminating them.
Or so I thought…
Several months later.
”Yay! It’s Aqua-kun’s fan service scene!!”
”U, a, e…”
While Kaede-paisen raised her hands in joy, the other wives looked embarrassed.
Hmm? Why are all of you so shy?
Kaede-paisen and I, who were glued to the screen, looked at each other.
By the way, Shumi? You’ve had s*x with Aqua-sama so many times, right!? You’ve been c*mmed inside countless times, you have a baby in your belly, and yet, why are you blushing like an innocent virgin when you look at Aqua-sama’s body?
”We, well, I’ve never really looked at it so closely in a well-lit place…. And when we’re doing it, I don’t have the leisure to look either…”
Kaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!
This is why this girl is a femme fatale!!
And even Yui-san’s cheeks are turning pink, and the oldest, Hakuryuu-sensei, is reacting like that!?
”Well, you see. This is this, and that is that. Wow, Aqua-kun really did it this time.”
”That’s right, Hakuryuu-sensei. Aa-sama looks so cool in the hot spring that I feel like I’m going to faint.”
Sure, Aqua-sama was cool, but look, look! The towel is about to slip off!!
Come on, look closer!! Where’s the slip!? Is there no slip!?
”Emily-san. Kaede-san. Let’s watch quietly. Getting too excited isn’t good for the baby.”
”Ah, right…”
”I’m sorry, Nee-san. I got too excited and…”
Kaede-paisen and I quiet down.
I’m glad Nee-san stopped us. I apologize to the baby by rubbing my belly.
I take a moment to calm down with some tea.
Phew, this is real tea, not some weird green tea or oolong tea made from strange leaves.
Even the water is tap water, not park water. I’m really glad I came to Shirogane Kingdom!!
”Now, let’s go see the space shuttle developed by the space exploration company, Space Experience X.”
”Pfft!”
I almost spit out the tea I was drinking and start coughing.
”Are you okay, Emily-senpai?”
”Hey, Emily, what’s wrong?”
”Emily-san, come here. I’ll rub your back.”
Nee-san and the others gently rub my back.
I’m fine. It’s a silly name for a company, but the employees should be decent people.
So surely, they haven’t made anything weird… right?
But my hopes are faint and shatter into pieces.
’My name is 3510theEND’
It’s totally being taken over by the Holy Aqua Religion!!
I casually send a message to Claire to ask about it.
Yukishiro Emily
Hey, um, Space Experience X isn’t one of our front companies, right?
ChihiroClaire
Space Experience X? Oh, that’s the company Emily-san owns.
We used it as a stepping stone when we expanded into the States, but that wasn’t the main reason, right?
There are a few of our followers at the old towitter and the electric car maker denma too.
And PaiPan was also set up by Emily-san to boost the funds for the Holy Aqua Religion, right?
I see! That makes sense!
Oh, I get it now. This is all my fault.
Yeah, yeah, it must be.
”*Stare*.”
I feel Shumi’s gaze on me, sensing something, and I start to sweat.
Hey! Kanon, just zone out like when Aqua-sama is involved!!
”I feel like Emily-senpai is up to something again.”
Why is this person so sensitive only when it comes to me?
Ah, is this what they call mutual love?
I whispered to Kanon with a serious face, “I love you too.”
Then, Kanon said to me with a serious face, “You definitely did something, didn’t you?” I don’t get it!!
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