Volume 13 Chapter 224-2 Kohina Yukari, Adultery Trial
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
”No! For me, there’s a chance I could get a girl pregnant just from making eye contact…!”
No way that could ever happen!!
Why is no one calling that out!!
Ughhhhhh!
”Judge, can I say something?”
”Yukishiro Emily-san, you have permission to speak.”
Emily-chan switched her tablet back to video playback mode.
Please don’t show another weird video like before.
Giving Emily-chan a sharp look, I silently pressured her.
After a moment, the large screen switched to a new video.
A close-up shot of a woman, only her head and shoulders visible.
Hey! You there, defendant!
Just because that girl on the screen has big boobs, don’t stare like that!
I feel like I’ve seen these boobs somewhere before, even though it’s not Aqua.
’Huh? The reason for the check? Well, during the last live show… we made eye contact, so I thought maybe I should check for pregnancy… Sorry. I don’t really know about this stuff since I have no experience…’
Wait, that voice is Kotono-san’s!!
If this gets found out later, you might get really killed!?
The video switched from Kotono-san to the next person.
’Huh? High school students can’t buy pregnancy tests without parental permission?’
’Miss, let me buy the pregnancy test for you.’
’Thanks, Pegonia. But, the reason for buying it? Um… we made eye contact on TV, and I thought maybe…’
You’re totally off with your eye contact!
That’s definitely on purpose!!
Even without that, it’s clearly Kanon-san and Pegonia-san, and they even said Pegonia-san’s name… That girl is definitely in big trouble now.
The video switched again, and as expected, the next person appeared.
’Ouch… my stomach hurts. I might be pregnant after making eye contact with Aqua-sama during that interview, so can I take a break?’
’Stop joking around and hurry to the hospital! Also, you’re not in pain because of pregnancy, you stupid! It’s because you ate undercooked meat! What do you mean, just smoke the meat? You’re just having a stomachache!!’
The stupid exchange between Announcer Onidzuka and Kaede, without any blindfolds, is shown.
That person better not be eating undercooked meat while pregnant.
Seriously, stop it.
After the stupid interview video ends, Emily-chan clears her throat lightly.
”As I said, just making eye contact can’t guarantee pregnancy. But… many women, including me, have made eye contact, smelled Aqua-sama, and exchanged words, yet none of those actions led to pregnancy. Some women even had swollen bellies, but doctors confirmed it was a false pregnancy.”
So, I’m telling you, that kind of thing doesn’t lead to pregnancy!!
I mean, after helping with his… you know, I was shocked by the strong smell of his sperm and took a pregnancy test just to be safe, but it was fine!!
”Ahem! The conversation has strayed a bit, so let me summarize what we’ve discussed so far.”
Yeah, that sounds good.
Those 2 always go off-topic as soon as they start talking.
”First, considering the child’s age, the act must have happened when Aqua-sama was in middle school or younger. And as you all know, the duty of sperm extraction is placed on boys over high school age, so it’s unlikely that sperm from Shirogane Aqua-san, who was a middle schooler at the time, was used. Actually, I used my highest authority to access special records, but I couldn’t find any records of sperm extraction from Shirogane Aqua-san before his memory loss. Uh, it seems there’s new evidence submitted by Shirogane Yui-san, the defendant’s S*men Extraction Officer.”
Yui-san, dressed in a uniform similar to military attire, stands at the witness stand.
Wow, this is on a whole different level compared to the previous so-called lawyers.
I really felt happy that she was Aqua’s wife.
”I secretly did a DNA test between the child and Aqua-sama, and it proved there is no blood relation. So, I suggest the defendant, Shirogane Aqua, is innocent!!”
See!!
I knew it wasn’t true!!
Yui-san’s declaration got a big round of applause from the onlookers.
”Whoaaaa!”
”Good! There are people around Aqua-sama who are not useless!!”
”I believed in Aqua-sama from the start. Yes.”
”Well, I don’t really care if he cheated or not.”
”Actually, I want Aqua-sama to cheat a lot. No, I really want him to go for it!”
Phew, that’s settled then.
Now, stop being dazed and thank Yui-san!
”Wait! Really, was there nothing at all!? Is there really no chance something happened!?”
”Why do you want there to be a chance? You stupid!!”
Ughhh!
It must be about the boobs!
If you like boobs that much, then go ahead and touch mine!!
You can do whatever you want with mine──squeeze, suck, or whatever──just be satisfied with that!!
”Um…”
The plaintiff’s mother raised her hand shyly.
”I’ve been raising my hand the whole time… Can I say something too?”
”Go ahead.”
The plaintiff’s mother looked apologetic as she bowed to everyone and stepped up to the witness stand.
”Um, well… my daughter always says she wants a perfect papa like Aqua-sama, and that’s why she just called him papa. I’m really sorry!!”
Oh, I see.
So that’s what it was.
Huh!
I was really worried thinking he had a hidden child.
Ah… right.
Speaking of which, Shii-chan from our group also called Papa Aqua.
I can’t believe I forgot about that in my panic.
”Please, don’t apologize!”
Aqua gently took the mother’s hand as he approached her.
That face… he definitely has something mischievous in mind.
If he starts saying stupid things, I have to stop him…
”Everyone, isn’t this enough?”
So, what’s good?
He’s acting all mysterious again, probably thinking of something dumb!
Hurry up and say it!!
”How about all the children in the world are my children?”
I cover my face with both hands and hold my head.
I knew it.
I thought he was stupid, but this is the most stupid thing he’s said.
”I understand. I also think of all the people in this country as my children.”
Hey!
The judge is trying to improve her image using national TV!
”Prime Minister… no, Judge. I don’t care anymore, how about all the single girls, or rather, anyone who wants to, can be my wives? I’m ready to marry this cosmos and embrace the Earth anytime!”
Everyone watching starts dancing at Aqua’s words.
Wait!
Kaede and Emily-chan are already married!!
The pregnant one-nano, don’t start dancing too!
And, Prime Minister, hide your belly quickly!!
Don’t start belly dancing on national TV!!
”As expected, Aqua-sama! In other words, all the women in the world are mine!! With this wonderful conclusion, the trial is adjourned!!”
Noooooooo!
Saying such nonsense!
Kanon-san will definitely get angry later!!
I quickly grab the TV camera and glare at the idiots who are probably dancing n*ked on the other side of the screen.
”I’m telling you, this is all a joke! Don’t take it seriously, you idiots!!”
Seriously, I have to clean up after them.
You better be grateful later!!
I stamp my foot to make sure, and intimidate the crowd, saying it’s all a TV show and somehow smoothing everything over.
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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