Volume 13 Chapter 241-3 Shirogane Aqua, ‘Berry-Berry’ Again!!
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
Hm… no reaction. Looks like he’s not around here.
I wonder just how far Tenga-senpai ran off to.
From the direction, I’m pretty sure it’s this way… huh? That door is open.
As I get closer to the door, I look up at the stairs beyond it.
”Huh, so I can get to the roof from here.”
I head up the stairs towards the building’s rooftop.
There, I find Tenga-senpai crouched in the corner, sitting with her knees pulled up.
”Tenga-senpai, you’re here. I came to get you.”
”J-Junior~!”
Tenga-senpai wraps his arms around my waist, clinging to me.
See? You’re fine now that I’m here.
Hey, if a ghost shows up, I could probably just deal with it with my strength, and if it’s someone physical, my muscles will just break right through them. The Power Doctrine says so.
”Ah, ah, ah…”
Huh? Tenga-senpai, why is your mouth just flapping like that?
I look in the direction Tenga-senpai is pointing.
There, standing in front of us, is a woman in a white dress.
Oh, it’s just a staff member.
Huh? You’re saying there’s no staff member wearing a white dress?
Yeah… I don’t remember any staff like that, especially with a big bust and tall like her.
As a guy known for never forgetting a pair of breasts once I’ve seen them, I’d never forget the staff member’s chest.
”Um… is something wrong?”
”B-bobo.”
Huh? Bobo-bobo-bo Bo-bobo? That sounds like something I’ve heard before.
I tilt my head in confusion.
”Junior, that’s definitely the Hasshakusama!!”
Hasshakusama!?
Does that mean she’s the type of older woman who plays dirty tricks on young boys!?
Now that I think about it, she’s tall, wearing a white dress, and has big boobs. No doubt about it! The older sister of my dreams is standing right here.
Tears in my eyes, I raise both hands and strike a victorious pose.
”Hey, miss, how about a night walk with me somewhere less crowded…”
”J-Junior!? Stop saying stupid things and exorcise her already!! You’re Seimei, right!?”
No, if we’re talking about that, Tenga-senpai, you’re Douman, right?
Everyone watching this scene in front of the TV didn’t want to see Douman be scared of some ghost like this!
”Guess I have no choice. Leave this to me.”
I bow my hands together and pray to the woman who looks like Hasshakusama.
”Namu Hongo!”
I chant the strange Namumyō-Ahōge-kyō that Kaede was reciting on the national broadcaster.
Apparently, this sutra can pollute ghosts and spirits with Hoge-lar Wave.
”Bobo!”
Huh? That’s odd. It seems a little angry. Am I just imagining it?
”Junior!?”
”Well, well, leave it to me.”
I keep chanting the fool-moue sutra.
Suddenly, an angry Hasshakusama charges at me with incredible speed.
Whoa! Surprised, I instinctively reach out both hands forward.
My hands hit the approaching Hasshakusama.
Yep, strength. Power solves everything.
As the teachings of Power Church say, trained muscles can even pierce through physical defenses.
”Hmm!”
The expression of the woman who looks like Hasshakusama changes as my hands hit her chest.
Wow! This elasticity──I’ve never felt boobs this big before.
Could this be my boob dream empire?!
I mindlessly keep fondling the Hasshakusama-like woman’s boobs over and over.
”Th-thank you…”
Wait, don’t go! My boobs!!
I reached out to the woman ascending to the heavens… What just happened? Looking where she’d been standing, I found a card on the ground.
”Tenga-senpai, you did it! It’s a room key!”
”Yeeeees! We got it!!”
We’d secured one room. Thank you so much, ghost sister!!
Tenga-senpai and I bowed in gratitude for her peaceful passage.
After our strange experience, we returned to the starting point and reunited with Toa and Shintaro.
”Welcome back, Aqua, Tenga-senpai.”
”We tried hard too, but we only found bonus cards, no room key.”
Seriously? The *Berry-Berry* staff smirked from a distance.
It’s great that I managed to pick up at least one.
I’ll tell everyone about the experience I had with Tenga-senpai.
”No doubt about it, a ghost has taken up residence in this inn. I’ve even arranged for a specialist exorcist, just in case. Here you go, sir!”
At the producer’s cue, a medium dressed as the innkeeper appeared, riding a bright red foreign-made supercar.
”I am the innocent exorcist, Useless Guardian-sensei!”
Toa next to me suddenly went wide-eyed.
What’s wrong, Toa?
”This reeks of fishiness…”
Hey, that person was arranged by the producer!
It should be fine, for sure!
We’ll join hands behind exorcist Ibo-san.
”Eeei! Eeei! Eeyaaah! Yes! This should do it! I’ve definitely exorcised it!”
But, I think the ghost was already gone by the time I sent it to heaven with a boob massage.
I’m too tired to even make a snarky comment like that.
”Alright, let’s all head back to the hotel!”
”Yeah, I’m starving.”
”Looking forward to the barbecue.”
”Yes! A bath and a banquet too!”
Damn it, why didn’t I get the massage voucher?!
I glare over at Toa, seething with regret.
”Hey, if you want a massage that badly, I’ll give you one. Come on, let’s go?”
”Ah, right. I’m hungry too. Let’s go!”
A few days later, while we’re eating lunch, the news shows the medium getting arrested for tax evasion, but that’s a story for another time.
By the way, the 4 of us stayed in a twin room, with Toa occupying one bed after winning rock-paper-scissors, Shintaro spreading out a futon on the sofa after winning the next round, and me and Tenga-senpai ending up sharing the cramped single bed.
Also, I end up getting pushed out and sleeping on the floor by Tenga-senpai, but that’s another story too… Snore!
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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