Volume 13 Chapter 243 Yukishiro Emily, Preparing for Halloween
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
”Look, look, it’s Mama’s boobies for you~!”
”But why is Emily-senpai the mama?! Ugh, seriously?!”
A grumpy Kanon snatches Anon from me.
Hey, Kanon-san, if you’re the main wife, don’t sweat the small stuff.
You and me, we’ve shared the same… uh, pot of rice… no, the same guy’s, uh, you know.
You know, they call that “rod sisters” these days.
When you were with Mary, our positions kept us from making that sister pact, but now we’re finally real sisters. Hehe, gotta thank Aqua-sama for that.
I grin, but Kanon gives me a dirty look.
”Emily-senpai’s thinking something dumb again, huh?”
”No way, I’m not!”
Idiot! Unlike Chinsuki, I actually think about stuff!
Like, what kind of harassment should I pull on Nee-san today, or what crappy thread should I start on the forum tonight… Even now, I’m wondering what color underwear you’re wearing. I think about way more than people give me credit for.
I’m the brains of the Verification Team, the mastermind Hagetoru-san, after all!!
”Speaking of which, Emily-senpai, can you really slack off here? Didn’t you say Yui-san asked you for something?”
”Oh.”
I slap my palm.
Right, right.
”See, you forgot again! Lately, Emily-senpai’s been more spaced out than ever. It’s fine to be happy about the baby, but… usually, it’s the one who *had* the baby who’s happy, not the other way around?!”
”Kanon, don’t overthink it. Look at Kaede-paisen. Today, she mistook salt for sugar in her coffee and said, ‘This coffee tastes different.’”
”You should’ve stopped her! Kaede-senpai’s gonna ruin her kidneys?!”
Don’t worry. I made sure to stop her, so chill.
I slowly stand up from the chair and wave at the twins.
”Well then, Kanon, see you later.”
”Yeah. Emily-senpai, I don’t know what you’re doing, but please don’t do anything weird when I’m not watching.”
Kanon stares at me with a suspicious look in her eyes.
Hey, hey, don’t doubt the trustworthy Hagetoru-san.
I won’t do anything weird… I’ll try my best!
I quickly leave the room where Kanon and the others are.
”See, I knew it! You can’t cause trouble for Yui-san!!”
”Okay, okay, I get it.”
Alright then, before the sharp-eyed Nee-san catches me, I’ll meet up with Yui-san.
Just as I was thinking that, Nee-san walked up to me.
”Gah!”
Nee-san, noticing me, comes closer and pats me on the shoulder.
”Emily-san, confess.”
”Huh? No, what are you talking about…”
I look away, whistling as I try to avoid her gaze.
Then Nee-san closes in on me even more.
Nee-san, you’re too close! If you keep staring at me like that from this distance, a kid in elementary school──or heck, even someone on an online forum──would totally freak out in 3 seconds!!
”I just heard you say ‘Gah!’ You know. I heard everything. So come on, confess before you get scolded for something.”
”Ah, yeah…”
I confess to Nee-san that Yui-san asked me to teach her about pregnancy since Yui-san thought it’d be better to have someone who’s actually pregnant do it, so I got chosen for the job.
Honestly, it’d be better if Yui-san did it herself, but since I’m the one who’s pregnant, I became the person for the job.
”I see, so that’s what happened. Well, that’s fine then. Sorry for doubting you. I was just worried you’d get involved in some shady side job or run around helping others when you’re pregnant. But if it’s for that, it’s okay.”
”Ah, yeah… Sorry for always making you worry. Nee-san, I’ll say this for the other 2, but thank you always.”
Oh, but earlier Kaede-paisen was running to the bathroom in a hurry.
Just so you know, I’m telling on you: Kaede-paisen, you’re the one who waited until the last second to use the toilet, even though you’re pregnant.
”Thank you for the info. I’ll let Onidzuka-san know.”
Kaede-paisen… *sigh*.
I silently prayed for Kaede-paisen, then left my sister to head to the room Yui-san had assigned.
I saw a group of women all with lecherous faces.
”Alright, girls! Did you all get nice and wet? Ouch!”
It didn’t really hurt, but I rubbed my head where I’d been lightly smacked with a paper fan.
”Hey, Kohina-paisen, what are *you* doing here!?”
”Kanon-san asked me to check on you, since she was worried about Emily-chan being alone!”
Damn you, Kanon! You could trust me a little more!
And to summon the incredibly bored Yukari-paisen of all people! That’s just unfair!!
I approached Yui-san, who was standing in line with the other horny women.
”Emily-san, thank you for today. Let’s get started.”
”Leave it to me. This Yukishiro Emily will surely lead you all to pregnancy!”
Applause erupted from the other participants as I egged them on.
Yep, as expected from the perverted women Yui-san gathered. Though, I know everyone here…
It’s good that everyone’s so enthusiastic.
I immediately put on the red glasses I brought.
This is a trick to make things sound convincing by wearing glasses and saying things that seem like they fit.
”First, we’ll measure your v*ginal pressure. Please come forward one by one.”
Using the equipment Yui-san provided, I began measuring each person’s v*ginal pressure.
*Heh heh*, what a privilege to legally harass idol Ayana-chan and the others.
I felt like I could hear Aqua-sama, far away in Nagano, shouting, “I wanted to do that!”
”Next person, please!”
”Yes!”
Wait, why is the Prime Minister here?
You can’t hide behind that stern face. It’s useless.
”I was following Sana-chan from behind, and saw something interesting, so I just… couldn’t help myself…”
”Ah, Rin. Sorry, but could you throw this person out?”
Rin grabs the prime minister by the neck and drags him out of the room.
*Phew*, I’m glad I realized this before measuring Summer King’s or Agewa-oneechan’s v*ginal pressure.
I comfort Summer King, who blushes in embarrassment, as I measure her v*ginal pressure.
Alright, is that it? No, there’s one more person. I stare at Kohina-paisen, who is sitting on a folding chair.
”What’s this? You want me to do it too?”
”Yes, of course.”
Kohina-paisen reluctantly agrees to my measurements.
Don’t worry, this device is the latest medical equipment, so even someone like Kohina-paisen, a virgin, won’t lose her virginity during the laser-based v*ginal pressure test.
With Yui-san’s help, I finish measuring everyone’s v*ginal pressure.
”Okay, now the people I call out, please come forward.”
At my words, everyone shows nervous faces.
”Tsukimachi Ayana-san, Victoria-sama, and Kohina Yukari-paisen. Please come forward.”
The two people whose names I called step forward.
Hehehe, Ayana-chan’s slightly embarrassed face is priceless.
”Congratulations!!”
I step forward, clapping my hands quickly, my face serious.
”These are the top 3 in v*ginal pressure!”
The people around us clap warmly for the 3 of them.
There’s definitely a deep connection between the strength of one’s tsundere side and v*ginal pressure.
A woman who isn’t honest has strong v*ginal pressure. This will really help with my research paper for Mary University.
”Hehe, looks like I’ve won again in this competition.”
”Gghh, gghh!!”
Hey, you there! Kohina-paisen, just because you won doesn’t mean you can provoke Mikuni-obachan!!
And just because you have strong v*ginal pressure doesn’t mean you’ve won against those with weaker pressure.
Aqua-sama passionately argued that even a loose vina has its own charm!!
”Next, Lapis-chan, Ruuna-chan, Rin, and Kukuri all have small v*ginas, and their v*ginal pressure exceeds the average Japanese v*ginal pressure of 15 to 20. Among them, Rin and Ruuna-chan are good at training, so their v*ginal pressure was clearly higher than Lapis-chan’s.”
I turned my gaze to Lapis-chan, who pushed her glasses up.
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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