Volume 13 Chapter 315 Women’s Mutual Aid Society, Operation Honey Trap Master Plan♡
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
I am a member of the Women’s Mutual Aid Society, serving as the chairwoman’s secretary. This position has been passed down through my family, from my parents and grandmother. I have held onto it all this time. Today, as always, I quietly watch the chairwoman from behind as she lets her anger explode.
”That’s why I told you! Stop this sloppy plan!!”
The chairwoman had opposed this terrorist plot within our organization. In the council where the plan came up, she pointed out worries. The scale was too big. It might force the Women’s Mutual Aid Society into the open. Worst of all, it would spill too much blood from innocent people.
But a group of hardliners in the Women’s Mutual Aid Society ignored the council’s decision. They pushed ahead with the plan anyway. In the end, Yui’s team saw the terror plot wrecked by some glitch of a guy named Shirogane Aqua. What was just a rumor about us became real knowledge across countries.
”Look at this! See this worthless plan document!! What kind of plan has this many holes!? It doesn’t even mention the chance that Shirogane Aqua, Habu Chiyoko, and Ernie Maitrix could jump from a plane and come out fine!!”
Chairwoman, that’s just not possible. One such person might be believable. But three? No normal human could imagine it.
I don’t say that out loud, of course. As a skilled secretary, my job is to stand back and quietly watch the chairwoman’s back.
”This plan is the same mess! The Eurostars Jack Plan? Taking Yukishiro Emily hostage in a standoff? Why would you corner yourself in a tight spot when the enemy is Shirogane Aqua? You’d just make yourself a perfect target!! Think a little! Are your heads just for show!? Use those tiny brains at full power!!”
The chairwoman’s face turns bright red. She unleashes her fury on the committee members, who all bow their heads with serious looks. Once she gets like this, no one can stop her. I use the skill my mother taught me: fade into the background, blending with the wall like I’m not even there.
”And the target is just a high school boy! A guy, at that! How do you lose to him with a hundred combat pros on your side!? It’s ridiculous!! I wouldn’t even let one person scout alone—that’s too dumb, even for me! With a hundred people, you could at least surround him and all shoot together. Even against Shirogane Aqua, that might work!!”
The committee members glance at each other after hearing the chairwoman’s words. Then, one member raises a hand, looking nervous.
”Um… Even in that setup, I think he’d sneak up from behind and knock us out one by one.”
”Damn itttt!! Why does that happen!? And Shirogane Aqua took a bullet for the chairwoman before that, right!? How is he moving around like normal after getting shot!? Go to a hospital, for goodness’ sake! That has to hurt!! Plus, the people around him are weird too!! ‘It’s fine, it went clean through. One shot doesn’t count as getting hit!’ Who believes that and sends him out!? If it were me, I’d say, ‘Aqua-kun, no. Let’s go to the hospital properly.’ Those folks around him must be losing it!! Worry like normal people! He’s humanity’s hope, you know!!”
Chairwoman… that hospital scene was way too cutesy. It felt super creepy.
Ah, if this weren’t about us, it’d be hilarious.
”Alright, I get it. You lot, switch out with the ‘Berry-Berry’ staff. They’re way more competent.”
I nod in agreement inside my head.
”Damn it, why do I have to get this mad over a plan I didn’t even make!! Hey, what about the perfect plan I came up with? The reasonable one, built with Shirogane Aqua in mind?”
The chairwoman sits in her seat. At her order, one committee member who had been carrying out her plan stands up.
”Uh… I’ll explain the [Anti-Shirogane Aqua: Operation Honey Trap Master Plan♡] that the chairwoman designed.”
The chairwoman leans back in her chair, looking smug as she listens to the report. Chairwoman… if you lean that hard on the backrest, you might tip over and hit your head on the hard marble floor.
”To set the honey trap on target Shirogane Aqua, our group first gathered the analysis team. We started by investigating his preferences in women and looks.”
”Yes. Good.”
The chairwoman nods with a smile. Applause breaks out from the committee, which had felt like a funeral until now. Is this okay? I stay invisible, watching the room carefully.
”And so, we learned Shirogane Aqua is fine with any woman.”
”…What?”
The chairwoman’s mouth drops open wide, eyes bulging. I get it, Chairwoman. I’m making the exact same face.
”He was known at first as the big-boobs fanatic who loves huge, massive, super, even magical chests. But our investigation showed he gets excited even by flat, childlike types like Kurushima Fran.”
”Go on.”
The chairwoman leans on the desk, elbows down, hands clasped. Her face turns stern and focused.
”This was during Shirogane Aqua’s national live tour in Hokkaido. Our spy got info that he went big down there at a shop produced by Kurushima Fran. Also, he has physical ties with his sister Shirogane Lapis and the kid-bodied maid Asumi Ruuna.”
”I see… But still, Shirogane Aqua prefers the big ones, right?”
The committee member carrying out the plan nods strongly at the chairwoman’s words. Hmm, so Shirogane Aqua is okay without breasts. Does that mean I have a shot too, with my A-cups?
I start to fidget for a different reason.
”So, we picked the woman from our shadows with the biggest bust as the first honey trap agent.”
The word “first” makes me feel a twinge of worry. That means the first one failed, and there were second and third tries, right?
A big screen at the back of the room shows one woman.
”Bust 102 cm, J-cup, with a warm, inclusive feel. Droopy eyes, kind, and super sexy big-sis type. For taking on Shirogane Aqua, we thought no woman could top these traits.”
”Wonderful! Perfect!!”
The chairwoman jumps up from her chair in joy.
”This is it! This is what I wanted!!”
She sits back down, leaning hard again. By the way, the chairwoman has quite the size too. What cup is she? At least big enough to make J-cups look small. The chair back creaks and groans today under the weight of her chest.
”So, what happened? Did she get him?”
The chairwoman looks excited, but the committee member hangs their head.
”It failed.”
”…What?”
The chairwoman freezes, her face like she’s been hit by a surprise attack. Man, she always gives the best reactions. That’s why I can’t quit being her secretary.
”Take a look at the footage,” says Reporting Member, nodding at the screen.
The monitor switches to show the J-Cup Agent, her massive chest bouncing as she’s overwhelmed in a steamy scene.
”Ohhh! ♡ After this, I can’t go back to girls without a rod! ♡ It’s crushing my insides, taking over my body—it’s too much, too good! ♡♡♡”
Yup, she’s completely gone. It’s like I can almost see heart-shaped sparkles in her eyes. I get it, though. I’ve seen stuff like this in the forbidden doujinshi [T/N: fan-made manga] stash our Women’s Mutual Aid Society banned and locked away. Same vibe.
”I’m sorry! ♡ I was a virgin till just now, but I fell to this rod! ♡”
The J-Cup Agent sends a video message, making a double peace sign with an ahegao face. The chairwoman clutches her head in despair.
”Turn it off,” she mutters.
”Huh?” asks Nervous Member A.
”I said turn the damn footage off!!” she roars.
One committee member scrambles to shut it down. The chairwoman rises slowly from her chair.
”How does this happen!? The plan was perfect, wasn’t it!? Just let Shirogane Aqua feel up her chest! That’s a guaranteed win right there!”
”Yes, it should’ve been!” Reporting Member says quickly. “But… she’d only ever been with women before. Getting her chest grabbed by a guy for the first time—our analysis team says Aqua’s strong hands were too much for her brain to handle.”
The chairwoman trembles, her body shaking with frustration.
”And she was used to being the one in control with a strap-on,” Reporting Member adds. “So, being on the receiving end was too much for her.”
”She’s all looks and no substance—a total weakling!” the chairwoman snaps, raising a clenched fist.
Oh, here it comes—her signature desk slam! The room’s about to get frosty! But then, she lowers her fist slowly. Chairwoman, holding back your anger? I’m honestly moved.
”Ugh, it’s just like those mobile game gachas!” she groans. “You pull a character for their looks, but they’re all flash and no stats! Releasing a character like that in this meta!? And some shady developers even slap a 5-star label on a 4-star performer. That’s straight-up predatory! Refund or apology gems, now!”
Everyone nods, stone-faced. For once, the crumbling Women’s Mutual Aid Society feels united. Classic chairwoman—her words spark a small round of applause.
”Next!” she barks. “You’ve got more honey trap agents lined up, right?”
”Y-Yes,” Reporting Member stammers.
The chairwoman sinks back into her chair. She’s been up and down like a yo-yo today.
”After the first plan flopped, we rethought our approach,” Reporting Member continues. “We sent a second honey trap agent to Stars, where Shirogane Aqua is staying.”
The large monitor displays the next agent.
”This time, durability was key,” Reporting Member says. “We sent someone from our shadows who could withstand anything Aqua throws at them.”
”Nice!” the chairwoman says, leaning forward. “Now I’m getting excited!”
Hmm, a blonde with a fierce, noble look. Is it just me, or does she seem like a proud princess knight about to be taken down by an orc?
Reporting Member’s hands shake as they work the monitor silently.
”Ahhh! Nooo! Not there! ♡ That’s not for that—it’s for waste! ♡ Oh! Oh! Oh! ♡ Wait, I don’t make crude noises like—damn it! Kill me! Ohhh! ♡”
Wow. The gorgeous Blonde Knight Agent, one leg lifted, goes wild as she’s overwhelmed anally, making a mess while losing it completely. The chairwoman stands, expressionless, snatches the remote from a committee member, and shuts off the monitor. Oh, she’s handing it back instead of throwing it. Budget cuts, huh? No more breaking equipment like the old days.
”It’s the same as the first one!!” she roars.
Chairwoman, you’re channeling Sayamu Inko now. I watched that otome game stream yesterday, and I bet she did too. Just admit it.
”What’s next!?” she demands.
”Y-Yes,” Reporting Member says, trembling. “After analyzing the second failure, we reconsidered our pattern completely.”
The monitor shows a girl who looks like she hasn’t even hit puberty yet. Wow, our shadows really train all ages, huh?
”The mistake was obsessing over using a woman’s body to trap Shirogane Aqua,” Reporting Member explains. “We got too hung up on the ‘honey trap’ idea. If we want to make him obey, why not a kid? So, we prepared an innocent girl who hasn’t even had her first period.”
”Interesting,” the chairwoman says, holding out a palm to urge them on. Her reactions are so varied, it’s never boring to watch.
”Here’s the footage,” Reporting Member says, pressing the remote.
A girl in a dress appears on the monitor.
”Ah, ah, no… what’s this? W-Waaah!”
Oh no, it happened. Blood drips down the Young Girl Agent’s pale, thin leg as Shirogane Aqua stares at her. Incredible. It’s not even his voice—just his gaze triggered her first period. Those Japan Bulletin Board posts about him getting girls pregnant with a look might not be total lies.
”It’s okay,” Shirogane Aqua says gently. “Come on, let’s go to the bathroom together.”
”Y-Yes,” the Young Girl Agent replies softly.
Aqua gently pulls her by the shoulder, leading her to a nearby women’s public restroom. Why does this look so sketchy when he’s just being kind? Am I the only one seeing this?
”Yes, yes, yes,” the chairwoman says, spinning in her chair and working the lever up and down. “I predicted this from the start. Yup.”
Chairwoman, escaping reality is fine, but think about your poor chair’s durability. I’m too worried about its breaking point to focus.
”Then we went back to basics,” Reporting Member says. “It’s got to be a big-chested older woman for Shirogane Aqua!!”
”Exactly!” the chairwoman shouts. “That’s what I’ve been saying!!”
The monitor shows another woman. Wait, her face looks familiar…
”We decided only a veteran with marriage and multiple male partners would do,” Reporting Member says. “So, I chose her—a widow who used to lead our shadows.”
”Brilliant!!” the chairwoman says, jumping up and clapping rapidly.
The council buzzes with hope, a stark contrast to the gloom earlier. Um, did no one catch that? The member said she used to lead the shadows—past tense. I can already see where this is going. Or am I just bad at reading the room?
”Here’s the footage!!” Reporting Member says, sounding desperate.
The chairwoman and committee members stare at the large monitor, eyes sparkling with hope. Reporting Member fiddles with the remote, switching the footage.
”Ohhh! ♡ After this, I forgot all about my late husband’s junk in seconds! ♡ Your thrusts are insane! ♡ Young guys move so wild! ♡ Desperate, pounding, breeding thrusts! ♡ You hit my core directly! ♡ Oh, no! ♡ My womb’s begging to get pregnant! ♡ I’ve got grown kids already, but my body’s ready to make more babies! ♡ Nnngh! ♡♡♡”
Yup, I knew it. I’m the only one with a straight face.
”Ohhh, I can’t heaaar youuu!” the chairwoman whines.
She slumps back in her chair, flailing her arms and legs like a kid begging for a toy. Her massive chest bounces wildly with each thrash.
”Sadly, after this job, she quit the shadows and vanished somewhere,” Reporting Member says. “But we didn’t give up! We kept sending more agents! And the result…”
”The result!?” the chairwoman leans forward, eager.
”The entire shadows team fell and quit,” Reporting Member says flatly.
”That’s ridiculous!!” the chairwoman roars, slamming the desk. “He’s still on his school trip, right!? You’re saying he took out everyone already!?”
”Yes. Look at this footage,” Reporting Member says.
The monitor shows honey trap agents disguised as hotel staff where Shirogane Aqua is staying. One woman buries her face in a pillow, naked, hips raised, body twitching. Another lies on the floor, legs spread, convulsing. Wow, how many are there?
”Like you said, Chairwoman, numbers should’ve worked,” Reporting Member says, eyes resolute but face bright with defeat. “I used to think so too.”
Oh, that’s the face of someone who’s given up completely.
”But it was impossible!” they continue. “One weakling or a hundred, the team got the same result!! We managed to lure Shirogane Aqua to a private room, but the group lost to him in bed every time!! What are we supposed to do!? All our shadows agents had their fun with him and then quit!!”
Wow, sounds nice. I’d rather be out having fun with a guy than sitting through this pointless meeting.
”And get this,” Reporting Member adds. “When one of our agents asked where he was going, he said, ‘Off to comfort my lonely wives from this morning.’”
Kyaa! Shirogane Aqua, so cool!! I want to shout it, but I hold back.
”Don’t mess with me!!” the chairwoman screams. “Our honey trap agents aren’t your warm-up toys!! And what’s with him!? With that many women, even an animal would get tired of mating!! What’s wrong with his sex drive!? Is sex his breathing!? Are women his oxygen or something!? And Shirogane Yui, Morikawa Kaede, Yukishiro Emily—they keep up with him all night!? Are they even human!? Someone needs to test them, for real!!”
Nice wordplay, Chairwoman. She pouts, clutching her head, then throws herself back into her chair. The moment she does, the overworked chair finally breaks. She tumbles to the floor with a thud.
”Chairwoman!!” I cry out. I told you! Stop abusing that innocent chair!!
”Chairwoman, are you okay?” I ask, rushing over and offering a hand to help her up.
”Ow, ow, ow! Stop, don’t pull me! Stop!!” she yelps.
Yup, her face is pale. She’s definitely messed up her hip or a bone. I signal the medical team to bring a stretcher.
”Ugh, I’m done for…” she groans.
”You’re fine,” I say calmly. “It’s just a fracture.”
She goes quiet for a second, then starts her dramatic act again.
”Take over the Women’s Mutual Aid Society for me while I’m gone,” she says.
”No way,” I reply. “This is your mess. Get surgery and come back quick.”
She glares at me with teary, sulky eyes. Nope, that look won’t work.
”You’re heartless!” she whines. “Your mom, the last secretary, was way nicer to me!”
”Yeah, Mom spoiled you too much,” I say. “That’s why I’m strict.”
The medical team lifts her onto the stretcher. As they carry her away, she yells, “Demon! Devil! Flat-chest!”
Fine, call me demon or devil, but flat-chest? I’ll never forgive you for that, you passion-fueled, busty Chairwoman!
Wait a sec. The more I think about it, couldn’t the Chairwoman have just honey-trapped Aqua herself from the start? With her estimated 160cm bust, she could’ve smothered him into submission in seconds.
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Eh, whatever. Watching the Chairwoman squirm is too fun to overthink this.
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