Volume 13 Chapter 367 Shirogane Aqua, Lewd Girl’s Christmas Rampage
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
Returning home after finishing my rounds as Santa was like stepping straight into paradise.
”Hey! This isn’t a bikini—it’s practically just lingerie!”
”Heh heh! Kohina-paisen, you look absolutely incredible in that!”
I nearly dropped the bags I was carrying the moment I saw Otomezaki Kohina in her Christmas lingerie. It was a string-tie bikini paired with a tube top so small it was a miracle her cleavage and underboob stayed covered. Wait… can I? Can I just try untying that ribbon with the bell? Or maybe just flip up the tiny frill on the hem of that top…?
”You just walked up to me in total silence! What, were you actually trying to flip my bra up?!”
”Gah—! S-sorry!”
The vast cosmos of the breast was calling out to me, and my body moved on its own. As an apology, I pressed my hands together and offered a prayer to Kohina-senpai. Kohina-senpai, both I and my manhood were well taken care of by you this year. We look forward to your continued support next year!
”You… just now, you were praying to me for something incredibly stupid, weren’t you! Honestly! You really are a hopeless idiot!”
Even as she complained, she didn’t take the lingerie off. Kohina-senpai is the absolute best-ssu. I turned my gaze toward the trio fidgeting in the back.
”Uuu, even though I asked for something with more fabric…”
”Ayana-senpai, that micro-bikini looks so good on you! Man, I wish Fran had a chest like Maron-senpai’s…”
”Wait, Fran, don’t push! They’re going to spill out!”
Spill out?! My brain felt like it was melting seeing the members of Eau De Cologne¹ in their holiday micro-bikinis. It was blinding. Was this for real? The bra top, which was just a ribbon looped around the neck, hoisted their breasts high while leaving the sides and bottom completely exposed. My Breast Liberation Proclamation² had finally found its home right here!
”Emily, thank you. Truly, thank you!”
”Heh heh! Aqua-sama, today is Christmas for you, too. So, Aqua-sama, please enjoy Christmas to the fullest, okay?”
What a kind-hearted, pure girl! I peppered Emily with kisses, mwah, mwah.
”See? It’s because you spoil Emily-senpai so much that she does whatever she wants,” Kanon said, giving me a side-eye from behind.
”You say that, Kanon, but you’re always wearing whatever Emily picks out, aren’t you?” I reached out and pulled the hand of the pouting Kanon. Heh, Kanon was in a miniskirt Santa outfit. For something Emily chose, it was surprisingly normal. Or did Emily actually show some rare consideration for her?
”The coat…”
”Eh?”
Kanon fidgeted with her fingertips, stealing glances at me from under her lashes.
”This… once I take the coat off, it’s really something.”
”Wait, something how?!”
I naturally leaned forward.
”…But it’s too embarrassing here, so only when we’re alone, okay?”
UOOOOOOOOOOH! Kanon, you… when did you learn such high-level techniques?! I was practically moved to tears by her growth.
”Fufu, as expected of the Young Lady. So there was a tactic like that too, was there?”
Wh-What?! I widened my eyes seeing Pegonia-san in a Christmas bikini that covered almost nothing.
”Fufu, Master, I’m not the only one dressed like this.”
I followed Pegonia-san’s hand as she pointed.
”W-wait. Yui-san, no matter how you look at it, this is…”
”What are you saying, Agewa-san. As the Minister in Charge of the Declining Birthrate³, you have to do at least this much to squeeze every drop out of Aa-sama.”
”No, no, it’s the Minister for the Declining Birthrate! Not Childmaking!”
”It’s the same thing. What do you think you’re carrying that baby-maker for? Solving the birthrate crisis in your own baby room is the shortest path to a solution.”
I nodded powerfully at their words. I didn’t want to be the kind of stagnant, cool guy who stays dry and indifferent while girls are putting in this much effort. When a man sees something this erotic, it’s fine if the tip of his manhood is already sliding a little. I want to be a sincere man—a man who can do nothing but honestly get a hard-on.
”Everyone seems so fired up today. If it’s like this, we should have worked harder too.”
”Kokona-san?! What are you saying?! Th-this is already my absolute limit… desuwa.”
”Uuu, Kokona-chan. Are you sure this is the right size? It’s really tight…”
Kokona, Lisa, and Uruha were in one-piece Santa minis. However, perhaps because the size was wrong, the strings of the slit running up Uruha’s thigh looked like they were about to burst at any second. Also, Lisa’s shoulder straps kept sliding down, and for a moment, I almost wondered if she was doing it on purpose.
”Arara, Lapis and Lazuli. Aqua-chan is finally home, so stop pouting.”
”She’s right. You both look adorable. Your mom thinks you’re plenty cute. Yes.”
”Come on, show Aa-chan your cute costumes.”
Oh, are the mothers over there? Shirogane-mother, Mommy Mikuni, and Shitori-nee were all comforting Lapis and Lazuli.
”Uuu… even if you say that, with our meager bodies…”
”Lazuli felt that this might be a violation of several laws…”
Lapis and Lazuli were in matching, symmetrical Santa suits. They looked like the world’s cutest twins! I patted their heads and praised them.
”Fufu, you two, that’s good.”
”See? I told you Aqua-chan would praise you.”
”Yeah, yeah.”
Gah! I was nearly blown away by the breast pressure of the three behind me: Shitori-nee, Mother, and Mommy Mikuni. Even though they were wearing similar clothes to the girls, they weren’t cute—they were erotic. Where does this disparity come from?!
”See! I knew it! Big Brother likes the big ones after all!”
”Is this… a new form of bullying against Lazuli and the others?!”
I patted the shoulders of the depressed twins. “Don’t worry, you two. Big brother fully understands the appeal of the loli now.”
”Eh?!”
Listen. I’m not just standing still. I’m growing every day. My Strike Zone has expanded far beyond the past. To lead the way to a peaceful world where big and small can coexist, I must become a man with a heart big enough to hold it all. I, the man who declared the Breast Liberation, have that responsibility!
”You really are an idiot,” Kohina-senpai sighed. “But when you’re that committed to it, it’s actually refreshing. I feel like praising you.”
”Kohina-senpai, please don’t read my mind just to roast me. Also, thank you for the praise.”
As expected of the real Kohina-senpai. Her retort speed was lightyears beyond the Imaginary Kohina-senpai in my head.
”Anyway, where’s my present? I heard I’d get one, so I wore this for you.”
Kohina-senpai, you’re so impatient. That’s for the main event.
”Fine, fine. Just wait a second.”
I started toward the storage room, but Emily stopped me. “Aqua-sama, I already asked the maids to bring the presents in.”
”Thanks, Emily. You’re a lifesaver.”
As expected of Emily. Her work speed is incredible. I thanked the maids too and looked for the gift I prepared for Kohina. There it is!
”Merry Christmas, Kohina-senpai.”
”Mm. Thanks. And here, this is for you. Merry Christmas, Aqua.”
We swapped. While I was hesitating, she tore hers open. “A ring? And a chain… and a key ring? What’s the deal?” She slid it onto her right ring finger.
Hey, Kohina-senpai! Don’t just naturally put the ring on that finger! It fit perfectly, though!
”Actually, Emily mentioned a month ago that while the wives have matching engagement rings, the others in the Shirogane Kingdom⁴ didn’t have anything. So I thought it would be nice if everyone could have something matching. You can wear it as a ring, put it on the chain as a necklace, or use the key ring for your bag. Your choice.”
”Emily-senpai, nice!”
”Damn, Aqua, you can actually do it when you try!”
The girls crowded around Emily. “Hey, watch out! Emily’s pregnant, remember! Don’t squish her!”
”Alright, hurry up and open mine,” Kohina nudged me.
I opened it. Ah, it was a pair of high-end wireless earphones. I’d really wanted these.
”I thought about getting you a nice pen for your senior year, but since I didn’t know if you were going to take college exams, I went with these. If you do study, use them for your language labs.”
”Thanks! But… I’m probably just doing the internal promotion track, so no exams for me.”
Kohina-senpai nearly tripped over her own feet. She’d totally forgotten we go to an escalator school. Ayana, who was listening, looked stunned.
”Wait, Aqua? You’re actually going to college?”
”Yeah.”
I’ll say it now, it’s not because I want to join a Yarisa⁵.
”Kohina-senpai told me to be smart with money, and I realized I want to use what I earn for something meaningful. I talked to Ako-san and Sugita-sensei already—I’m aiming for the Economics department at Otomezaki Academy⁶ Uni.”
”Heh… Aqua, you actually think about things. Our Uni’s Economics department has a top 0.1% ranking, though. Are you going to be okay?”
I nodded. I might act like a fool, but I can study. I survived the orphanage system on full scholarships; I know how to grind. Being book smart doesn’t make me intellectual, though. Between me, Kaede, Emily, and the Prime Minister, three of us are the type to use our heads for headbutts. My masters always told me I needed to fix my unfortunate brain, so I’ve trained it until it can win a fight against a telephone pole.
”Oh! My ring has a different stone than Yukari-senpai’s!”
”It’s true!”
Each platinum ring was set with a unique birthstone. I handed them all out, watching the girls compare their gifts.
”Show me Akocchi’s!” Kohina lunged toward Ako-san—who was wearing the same Christmas lingerie. Thank you. Thank you! Looking around, Sugita-sensei, Dad, Victoria-sama, and even little Kukuri-chan were in erotic outfits. Mikoto, Rin, and Ruuna-senpai were in Christmas maid outfits. As a man, I needed to observe this closely. Heh heh! While pretending to hand out gifts, I etched every image into my retinas.
Thank you, everyone. Thank you, Emily. This is the best Christmas! But then, the final boss arrived.
”Emily-san! Why is mine THIS?!”
A… a… a predator?! No, it was just Claire-san. She was in a Reverse Bunny Santa suit. Can I… can I just peel off those little heart stickers? Those aren’t permanent, right?
”Claire… you really pulled it off,” Emily whispered, looking moved.
”Mooooo! Emily-san, you planned this! There’s no way this was the only one left!”
Everyone in the room simply pressed our hands together in prayer. This was a different dimension. I walked up to her and handed her the gift.
”Uuu… it’s so embarrassing… I’m overheating! I’m going for a run!”
”Claire-san! You’ll get arrested for public indecency in that outfit!”
I tackled her before she hit the door, successfully preventing my beloved girlfriend from becoming a criminal on Christmas Day.
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Summary:
Aqua returns home to find all the women in his life wearing extremely skimpy Christmas outfits selected by Emily. He exchanges gifts with Kohina and provides matching birthstone rings to everyone in his ‘Kingdom.’ The night ends in chaos when Claire appears in a reverse-bunny suit and tries to flee the mansion.
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Character Insight:
Aqua demonstrates a shift from pure reactive perversion to a ‘principled’ perversion, framing his attraction as a responsibility to acknowledge the effort of the women. He also shows surprising intellectual foresight by planning for a future in economics. Kohina shows deepening attachment, instinctively placing a gift ring on her engagement finger despite her verbal protests.
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Behind the Scene:
The author notes that this chapter serves as a bridge to year-end content and references specific outfit samples posted on social media. The chapter also includes meta-references to adult-oriented sites like Nocturne and Moonlight.
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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