Volume 13 Chapter 389 Bulletin Board, You Can’t Turn a Corner Without Hitting a Poster!
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
[Look Left, it’s a Bulletin Board Poster! / Look Right, it’s a Bulletin Board Poster!] BERYL National Tour – Grand Finale Commemoration Thread
1 Verification Team*07218KADO6
Yo, are you guys actually free? You really have nothing better to do?
3 Anonymous
>>1
Look in a mirror, buddy!
5 Anonymous
>>1
Hands you a mirror.
7 Anonymous
>>1
Nah, you’re part of the same crew.
9 Anonymous
>>7
More like she’s the ringleader of the group.
11 Anonymous
>>1
Hagetoru, you actually showed up? My heart’s racing!
14 Anonymous
For real, the Tokyo 3-Day Finale was on a whole other level.
17 Anonymous
>>14
No kidding.
20 Anonymous
>>14
What they pulled off was insane. To fit 300,000 people, they literally reclaimed land past the Ariake Exhibition Center just to expand the space…
23 Anonymous
>>20
Beryl’s scale is just built different.
26 Anonymous
I wonder what’s going to happen to that temporary venue now that the tour’s over.
29 Anonymous
>>26
Probably tear it down, right?
32 Verification Team*9n2SARETAi
>>26 >>29
The venue will be left as-is for a short period, so please feel free to go on a pilgrimage there. Also, the Beryl Exhibition at Ariake that ran alongside the Tour Final is still open. If you want to soak in the afterglow of that feverish live show, you should definitely go!
35 Anonymous
>>32
Thanks, Big Sis!
38 Anonymous
>>32
Huh, they were doing an exhibition? I’m so out of the loop, I had no clue…
41 Anonymous
>>38
It’s highly recommended! You can see the costumes and props from the whole tour.
43 Anonymous
>>41
Forget just costumes-they literally dismantled the stages from previous stops and reconstructed them inside the hall. Beryl is out of control. They clearly aren’t worried about the profit margins.
46 Anonymous
>>43
I guess I have to keep making my “offerings” to the church of Beryl then!
49 Anonymous
The wildest part of the exhibit was the “Hug-a-kun” corner with the Sato Aqua doll. It’s a life-size Aqua dressed in his actual stage outfit. There was a massive line of people just like you guys.
52 Anonymous
>>49
Are you serious? LOL.
55 Anonymous
>>49
You say that, but you were probably in that line too, breathing heavy with a lewd look on your face! You total degenerate!
58 Anonymous
>>55
Tch! Busted… This is why I hate you “high-intuition” Bulletin Board Posters.
60 Anonymous
>>58
Wwwww². lol.
63 Anonymous
The funniest thing about the life-size Aqua hug corner was this:
Bulletin Board Poster: “Ahhh, Aqua smells so good…” Nuzzle nuzzle.
Look, I hate to ruin your fun while you’re busy rubbing your chest against him, but if you think about it rationally, that “smell” is just the leftover perfume from the girl who hugged him right before you. And for the record, that total idiot of a Bulletin Board Poster was me!
66 Anonymous
>>63
I’m dead. LOL.
71 Anonymous
>>63
I respect the honesty! Truly magnificent!
74 Anonymous
>>63
W-Wait, what?! Then that amazing scent I caught was…?!
77 Anonymous
>>74
Confirmed for the girl in front of you.
80 Anonymous
>>74
If you liked the smell that much, your pheromones must be a genetic match. Stop chasing Aqua and go ask out the girl who was in line before you.
83 Anonymous
>>80
LMAO.
85 Anonymous
>>80
So that girl who was breathing all heavy behind me was… ///
88 Anonymous
>>85
LOL.
91 Anonymous
Listen, they only let people who aren’t wearing perfume hug the doll. And the staff was literally spraying a mist meant to replicate Aqua’s scent every few minutes!
94 Anonymous
>>91
You should’ve led with that! Give me back the romantic thumping of my heart!
97 Anonymous
>>91 >>94
LMAO. I can’t even.
100 Anonymous
Good to see this place is still full of idiots. It puts me at ease. Typical Hagetoru thread. Just a bunch of morons in the same rank! Well, I guess that includes me since I’m here!
103 Anonymous
>>100
Good job being self-aware!
105 Anonymous
The Tour Final was the peak of my life. I was in the nosebleed seats and he looked like a tiny bean, but just hearing him sing live was enough. Then, during the show, Aqua worked so hard to run around the whole venue… I actually cried. And that final float! Everyone stayed until the very end for it. Aqua must have been exhausted, but he kept calling out to the fans from the float. It made me so happy.
109 Anonymous
>>105
I thought the stream would be better than the back seats, but I guess nothing beats being there in person.
112 Anonymous
>>105
Aqua really gave it his all. The other members were looking pretty wiped, but he didn’t lose his momentum once. He’s a total stamina monster.
115 Anonymous
>>112
Beryl’s first national tour, and only Aqua stayed energetic until the bitter end. But Mayuzumi, Toa-chan, and Tenga-senpai were amazing for keeping up with him.
118 Anonymous
You can’t compare a mere human to Aqua-sama…
121 Anonymous
>>118
Aqua is human too!
123 Anonymous
>>118
Exactly. Aqua-sama is a God. A-QUA! A-QUA!
126 Anonymous
>>123
Hey, cultists! Go back to your “Holy Aqua Church” thread and stay there!
129 Anonymous
I haven’t had a single memory since seeing “Hana-ata” on the first day… I’m not even lying, it’s like I blacked out from bliss.
132 Anonymous
>>129
Are you me?
135 Anonymous
>>129
Can’t blame you. Starting with “Hana-ata” was a total foul play. It was exactly the “Hana-ata” we all dreamed of seeing.
138 Anonymous
On the “Wonderland” stage, all four members of Beryl performed it together, right?
141 Anonymous
>>138
Yeah. And Tashinami was in the front row watching, even though she’s pregnant.
145 Anonymous
>>141
Tashinami is everywhere.
147 Anonymous
>>145
Well, she is a Bulletin Board Poster after all.
150 Anonymous
The theory that “Bulletin Board Posters are everywhere” is becoming a reality…
153 Anonymous
Should we talk about how Bulletin Board Posters >>135-137 from the “Hana-ata” live-react thread actually had a miracle encounter in the VIP seats?
157 Anonymous
>>153
Winning the VIP lottery is one thing, but sitting next to each other is insane…
160 Anonymous
>>153
Bulletin Board Posters are literally everywhere!
164 Anonymous
The “Yuuoni” collab on Day 2 was great too. They probably won’t do “Yuuoni” again for a long time, so I made sure to burn it into my retinas.
168 Anonymous
>>164
True. They’re all getting cast in new works and releasing new songs, so “Yuuoni” is likely taking a backseat. That’s probably why they made the stage so gorgeous.
171 Anonymous
The end of the “Yuuoni” stage was the best-following the original story, Kohina Yukari and Ayana-chan got “arrested” and hauled off for kidnapping Aqua lol. Ayana-chan can be let off, but Kohina Yukari shouldn’t be allowed back into society for a while!
175 Anonymous
>>171
LMAO.
177 Anonymous
>>171
Let’s make Kohina Yukari the “Second Gen Inko” and force her to play Otome Games until she’s the one imprisoned!
180 Anonymous
>>177
I love that. LOL.
183 Anonymous
If Kohina Yukari ever did an Otome Game stream, it would be absolute chaos.
186 Anonymous
>>183
Man, that sounds terrifying but I’d watch it.
189 Anonymous
>>183
She’d probably end up killing Aqua.
192 Anonymous
>>189
Wrong genre!
195 Anonymous
Are we talking about the same Kohina Yukari who beat Virus Hazard using nothing but a tomahawk? If she meets Aqua in an Otome Game, it’s “Tomahawk Hammer” on sight.
198 Anonymous
>>195
Relax, there are no tomahawks in Otome Games!
201 Anonymous
>>198
Wait, I saw one for sale in the in-game hardware store?
203 Anonymous
>>198
Yeah, when Inko was playing, you could totally see it on the shelf.
207 Anonymous
>>201 >>203
What would you even use a tomahawk for in a dating sim?!
210 Anonymous
>>207
There’s a mini-game where you have to protect Aqua-sama from zombified fans using a tomahawk… and for some reason, it’s way too well-made.
214 Anonymous
>>210
I knew that game was trash.
216 Anonymous
>>210
The amount of content in that game is ridiculous.
219 Anonymous
If Yukari played that, she’d get stuck on the highway race battle. When she plays racing games, she just floors the gas and grinds the car against the walls to turn.
222 Anonymous
>>219
Inko, happy New Year!
225 Anonymous
>>219
Kohina Yukari, I can’t. LMAO.
228 Anonymous
>>219
Inko, hurry up and do a “Real Life Otome Game” with Aqua-sama!
231 Anonymous
Still waiting on that Inko “Real Life Otome Game” stream!
234 Anonymous
>>231
You want her to stream that? lol.
237 Anonymous
>>231
I know she shouldn’t, but I still want to see it.
240 Anonymous
Shoutout to Kohina Yukari acting like a “Proud Stage Mom” with her arms folded in the back row on Day 1.
243 Anonymous
>>240
It’s fine. All the guys in the back row were watching with their arms folded too.
246 Anonymous
>>243
That’s actually kind of wholesome.
249 Anonymous
Kohina Yukari gave a top-tier performance for the “Yuuoni” revival. She really is a first-class actress. And Ayana-chan did her best too!
252 Anonymous
>>249
I want to see Aqua and Kohina Yukari do more musicals and plays. Honestly, there isn’t a pair of actors in Japan right now that can top those two. It’s a “see it before you die” level of talent.
255 Anonymous
>>252
I was there, and I totally agree. In real life, looking at Kohina Yukari doesn’t make my heart skip a beat, but when she’s acting, her expressions are mesmerizing. Whether she’s playing the fragile type or the cute type, she’s invincible.
258 Anonymous
Going back to Day 1, Yuujin-sama’s Aqua-tan was dangerous.
261 Anonymous
>>258
Even Mary-sama froze up the second she saw him.
264 Anonymous
>>261
W-What about Hakuryuu-sensei?! Is our Hakuryuu-sensei safe?!
267 Hakuryuu*XQshotacon
>>264
Do you really need to ask such an obvious question?
270 Anonymous
>>267
LMAO.
272 Anonymous
>>267
The legend herself descended! LOL.
275 Anonymous
No, no, it’s not Hakuryuu-sensei’s fault. Anyone would faint if they saw that.
278 Anonymous
Since Aqua usually plays calm or older roles, his sex appeal goes up like 500% when he’s in “Actor Mode.”
280 Anonymous
>>278
Truth.
284 Anonymous
By the way, did anyone figure out what Aqua whispered to Mayuzumi? During the mini-game, Mayuzumi failed and was looking all depressed, then Aqua whispered in his ear and he immediately started smiling.
287 Anonymous
>>284
According to our resident lip-reading pro: “Tranquilo³, don’t rush it, Shintaro.” It’s a phrase from an old language, but she happened to be studying foreign languages and caught it.
290 Anonymous
>>287
As expected of our resident pro. She’s on a different level than those comedy acts over at the “Verification Team!”
293 Anonymous
On the flip side, how did Aqu-tan even know such a “big brain” word!?
296 Anonymous
>>293
You’re better off not thinking too hard about Aqua-kun.
299 Anonymous
Don’t try to measure Aqua-sama by normal standards. I mean, he pulled off the world’s first quadruple Axel⁴ as a Stage effect during the live.
302 Anonymous
>>299
But seriously, how is that even possible…?
305 Anonymous
Even he said it-he’s just brute-forcing the landing through pure jumping height and rotational power. That’s why he said he can’t do a quadruple from a backward entry, and that the pros have much cleaner jumps.
308 Anonymous
>>305
Just typical brute force energy, lmao I’m dead.
312 Verification Team*CHiMPOsuki
As expected, power. Power solves everything…
314 Anonymous
>>312
Coming from you, those words actually have some weight…
317 Anonymous
That figure skating Stage with Toa-chan and Aqu-tan was legendary. I hope they co-star in a drama again soon.
321 Anonymous
>>317
Pretty sure half the front row fainted during their lift.
323 Anonymous
>>321
Well, that can’t be helped!!
325 Anonymous
Mayuzumi-kun’s wire work gave me literal chills!!
378 Anonymous
>>325
He rigged a zipline from the Main Stage to a Sub-Stage on the far end and just zipped across. Seeing Mayushin-kun move that fast was insane!!
381 Anonymous
Mayuzumi-kun used to be so uncoordinated; I can’t believe he made it this far. I was so moved during the live… I’m not crying, my eyes are just sweating.
384 Anonymous
Tenga-senpai though… definitely the Day 3 Heaven’s Sword Stage. It was like all that quietness before was a lie; he was absolutely vibing lol.
387 Anonymous
>>384
He said that as the leader, he’d been planning things out for those three days in case the juniors burned out or there was some kind of trouble.
390 Anonymous
>>387
I’m so glad BERYL has Tenga-senpai. Aqua-sama is just like Kohina Yukari-pedal to the metal, total tunnel vision. Even the “calm” ones like Mayuzumi-kun or Toa-chan end up following Aqua-sama’s lead or trying to outdo him. By Day 3, Toa-chan and Mayuzumi-kun looked totally spent. Tenga-senpai going all out at the end really saved the 3-day run for them.
393 Anonymous
Tenga-senpai really is the “Captain” of BERYL.
396 Anonymous
>>393
Aqua-kun said, “If you need a Power Role, I’m your guy!!”
399 Anonymous
>>396
Is it just me, or is Aqua-kun basically the “Chinsuki” of the Verification Team?
BERYL Power Role -> Shirogane Aqua
Verification Team Power Role -> Chinsuki
BERYL Mascot -> Toa-chan
Verification Team “Mascot” (actually a toy) -> Tashinami
BERYL Leader -> Tenga-senpai
Verification Team Leader -> Nee-san
BERYL Brains -> Mayuzumi-kun
Verification Team “H-Expert” -> Hagetoru
401 Anonymous
>>399
Hey, knock it off!! Why is Hagetoru in Mayuzumi-kun’s spot!? We don’t even need an “H-Expert” in the Verification Team. We’re all bulletin board-dwellers; we’re all total degenerates anyway!!
404 Verification Team*07218KADO6
>>399
”I want my kid to be lucky. I know! I’ll name her Luck-Child (Un-ko)⁵!” That’s Chinsuki for you-pure power, zero brains. FYI, before Aqua-sama could stop it, Kohina-paisen was like, “Think for a second, you moron! That just sounds like ‘Poop’ (Unko)!” and that was the first time Chinsuki realized it. Can I quit this team yet?
407 Anonymous
>>404
No way LMAO!
409 Anonymous
>>404
We’re doomed lol.
411 Anonymous
>>404
God bless Kohina Yukari for the save.
413 Anonymous
>>404
Fun fact: that “Power Role” is actually a scholarship student at Mary Women’s University⁶, one of the hardest colleges in Japan…
416 Anonymous
>>413
We’re truly finished lmaoo.
419 Anonymous
If Nee-san finds out, it’s gonna be more than just a lecture…
422 Verification Team*9n2SARETAi
>>419
I’ve found out. I’ll handle the rest. Hagetoru-san, thank you for the report.
425 Anonymous
>>422
Eek!
428 Anonymous
>>422
Chinsuki, run for your life… actually, don’t. You’re too stupid; just take the L and get scolded for once!!
430 Anonymous
By the way, did Morikawa and Aqua-kun ever decide on a name for their daughter?
433 Anonymous
>>430
I was gonna say “not yet,” but a news alert just popped up!!
435 Anonymous
It’s “Shirogane Satsuki” (颯月).
438 Verification Team*07218KADO6
Here’s the extra info I got from Aqua-sama:
- For some reason, there were machine errors, so they didn’t know if the baby was a boy or a girl until birth.
- So, they wanted a name that worked for both.
- The “Mom,” Shirogane Momiji, and Kaede both share the “Tree” radical in their names.
- They wanted to take something from Kaede’s name. The “Wind” from Kaede and the “Wind” in Satsuki (颯).
- The “Moon” (月) comes from their most memorable date when they officially became a couple-the moon they saw from the Ferris wheel at night.
- The final three were Satsuki, Kazaka, and Yuzuriha. Kaede made the final call.
- Kaede-senpai chose Satsuki because of the “Moon.”
- She said she wants her daughter to grow up to be a sweet girl like Ayana-chan from Moon-town, unlike herself!
441 Anonymous
>>438
Nice one, Aqu-tan!!
444 Anonymous
>>438
Aqua-kun, great job!!
447 Anonymous
>>444
Speaking of the Moon, it’s yellow… I can feel the “Tiger Spirit”⁷ in their kid already! Go Hanshin!
450 Anonymous
>>447
Step off, Fukuoka’s got the yellow too!
452 Anonymous
Kashiwa soccer club checking in, we’re waiting for her.
455 Anonymous
>>452
What? If you’re talking yellow, it’s Chiba all the way!!
457 Anonymous
>>452>>455
Uh, Sendai is right here too…!
452 Anonymous
>>447-457
You guys are way too fast lol. Also, don’t pick fights on such a happy day!
455 Anonymous
Man, I’m just glad it wasn’t “Unko.” Compared to that, literally anything is a win.
458 Anonymous
>>455
Chinsuki didn’t mean any harm. She literally didn’t realize “Luck-Child” read as “Poop” until someone pointed it out. She’s just a total airhead!!
461 Anonymous
>>458
Sorry. I’m a Mary grad too, and I’m suddenly worried about my own degree. I might not be able to put “Mary Graduate” on my resume anymore.
463 Anonymous
>>461
The collateral damage is real lol.
466 Anonymous
Hagetoru is surprisingly useful for someone who just creeps around the Shirogane Kingdom.
469 Anonymous
>>466
True lol.
471 Anonymous
>>466
Only Hagetoru could leak this much info and still keep her job!!
473 Verification Team*07218KADO6
Guhehe, did someone call? Since things are going so well, maybe I’ll change my name to “Pussy” (Manko) next!?
475 Verification Team*010meTA473
>>473
Do that and we’re done. Kaede-senpai is an airhead, so she has an excuse, but Hagetoru, start valuing your own name!
478 Verification Team*07218KADO6
>>473
I-It was a joke! Tashinami, don’t be mad!!
480 Anonymous
Hagetoru LMAO!
483 Anonymous
Hey, Hagetoru. Sink this trash thread already. You’re gonna get Saba-chan mad again.
485 Anonymous
>>483
Already reported it.
487 Anonymous
>>485
Oh…
490 3510*ULTi-Hi-P3
Seriously! You’re making duplicate threads again! Even kind Mikoto is gonna lose it and start handing out IP bans! Everyone out of this thread!! And don’t you “big sisters” go spoiling Hagetoru-oneesan ssu!!
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Trivia:
- The tour finale venue was literally built on reclaimed land to accommodate 300,000 fans.
- The ‘hug corner’ scent was a mix of real fan perfume and a specially designed ‘Aqua-scent’ mist.
- Tashinami, a prominent fan, attended the concert in the front row despite being pregnant.
- Aqua used a Spanish phrase (‘Tranquilo’) to comfort Mayuzumi, which most fans didn’t understand without translation.
- Kohina Yukari’s gaming skills (using a tomahawk in a shooter) are notorious among fans.
- Aqua performed a world-first quadruple Axel which is physically impossible for most humans.
- Tenga-senpai is the unsung hero who managed the group’s exhaustion levels.
- The name ‘Unko’ was a serious suggestion based on ‘Luck’ (Un) and ‘Child’ (Ko).
- Kaede is an elite university graduate despite her airheaded reputation.
- Satsuki’s name is tied to a specific Ferris wheel date and botanical naming conventions in the Shirogane family
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Character Insight:
Aqua shows his growth as a leader by supporting Mayuzumi during the show. His ‘Actor Mode’ and stamina are presented as being on a level beyond normal humans, reinforcing his ‘God’ status among fans.
Aqua’s ‘Power Role’ isn’t just a stage persona; it translates into a reckless brute-force approach to everything, including naming his child. Tenga shows high emotional intelligence by leading from the back.
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Behind the Scenes:
The bulletin board style is a direct homage to 2channel (2ch) and 5channel (5ch) culture in Japan, featuring specific tropes like the ‘Verification Team’ and ‘ID’ tagging.
The ‘Tranquilo’ reference and regional sports banter (Hanshin Tigers vs. Fukuoka/Chiba) root the fiction in real-world Japanese subcultures.
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TL Notes:
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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