Volume 13 Chapter 415 Shirogane Aqua, Be Honest with Yourself
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
I wanted all my fans to have hope—a reason to keep living. With that thought in mind, I consulted with Yui about whether I could distribute my sperm to all of them.
As expected, there are strict regulations on exporting it out of the country, but as long as we have the volume, we can manage to distribute it domestically.
Yeah… that’s why I worked hard. I really, truly gave it my all.
Yui, the specialist of “S*men-Extraction”; Kaede, who boasts inexhaustible stamina; Claire-san, who somehow revives like a zombie no matter how many times she crosses the finish line; and Maron-san, the literal incarnation of erotica who transcends all limits….
Just remembering that fierce battle with the Four Heavenly Kings makes my c**k twitch like a warrior’s restless blade.
Of course, to collect as much as possible, I had plenty of help from everyone else besides those four, too. I really can’t thank them enough. And I will never forget the beautiful tears Emily shed after it was all over.
”Aqua-sama… I want to have s*x, too!!”
I pulled Emily’s body into a tight embrace.
”Emily, once the world is at peace, let’s have s*x all we want!”
Thanks to that promise, my c**k—which had been squeezed into a shriveled, pathetic state—was back to normal by the next day.
You’re incredible, man… I actually started to get a little scared of my own libido. But since the faithful of the Church of Power don’t sweat the small stuff, I did a total 180 by the next morning, forgot all about it, and got back to work.
According to Kohina-senpai, not sweating the small stuff and immediately forgetting things that don’t matter is a “strength” shared by me and Kaede. So, I decided to just keep being me.
”White Day, huh…”
By now, everyone is probably opening their mailboxes and getting a surprise from my White Day presents. It’s probably not enough volume for actual artificial insemination, but I want them to hold onto it as a charm—a symbol of hope for their future.
I picked up my phone as it vibrated on the desk and checked the messages coming through the app.
”For some reason, this was sent to my house…” Shintaro said.
I looked at the image Mayuzumi Shintaro sent and nearly slid right off my bed. Wait, hold on! Why was my White Day present sent to Shintaro’s place?!
Is that… for Kiyoko-san? No, that can’t be it. The envelope in Shintaro’s hand didn’t have Kiyoko-san’s name on it—it clearly said “Shintaro.”
I quickly messaged Shintaro back, telling him it must be some kind of mistake. While I was doing that, the app pinged with a new message.
”Junior… uh, for now, well… thanks,” Tenga Akira replied.
Tenga-senpai sent a photo of himself holding the White Day present, giving a bashful thumbs-up.
Tenga-senpai, don’t go blushing on me!! I’m embarrassed enough as it is!! I mean, it’s useless in your hands anyway!! Please, notice how weird this is first!!
While I was busy retorting to Tenga-senpai, yet another message arrived.
”Aqua, are you still under the impression that I’m a girl?” Nekoyama asked. “Well, I guess technically, even between boys, artificial insemination isn’t impossible…”
Well, they say these things come in threes. Sure enough, my White Day present had arrived at Toa’s house, too.
I see… since the tech exists for two women to have a child, I guess it’s theoretically possible…. Incredible. The technology of this world never ceases to amaze me. I felt like I’d been hit head-on by a “Hoge-lar Wave.”
At this rate, it’s a safe bet that these were accidentally sent to all the other guys, too. Sure enough, more messages from the guys started flooding in.
”Aqua-san, I don’t really get it, but thank you very much!!” Yamada Maruo said.
”I’ll ask just in case, but what exactly is the meaning of this?” Kokuchō Kujaku asked.
”A-Aqua-senpai?! My White Day gift just arrived, but is this…?” Akami Hajime asked.
”Aqua-kun. I’ll keep this as a lucky charm,” Kuga Rihito replied. “It feels like fate, after all.”
Panicking, I called the 24-hour customer service line for Seijō Transport—the company Yui recommended for the delivery. Their catchphrase is “Safe, Secure, and Faster than Light,” and even the government uses them, so I figured there must have been some kind of blunder during the sorting process.
Rrrrring—
”Hello, Seijō Transport Customer Relations!”
Hm? Her voice sounds a little like Emily’s… well, probably just my imagination.
”Um, excuse me. I actually have something I’d like to ask about…”
”A-Aqua-sama?!” the representative asked.
The lady on the other end started choking. Are you okay?
”Sorry for startling you so early in the morning…”
”No, not at all! More importantly, how can I help you?” she replied.
I explained the situation to the representative. She immediately looked it up on her computer.
”Ah… here it is. According to our records, this was set for a ‘Nationwide Dispatch’!”
”Eh?”
Nationwide?! In other words, the shipping was messed up from the very beginning. Wait, if it went to the whole country, did we even have enough stock?
”The numbers aren’t a problem. Everything is fine on that front,” she replied. “We’ve already received confirmation that delivery to every citizen in the country is complete.”
”Oh, I see… got it. Looks like it was a mistake on our end. Thanks for the help. And sorry for calling so early. I know the job is tough, but hang in there.”
I hung up and stared at the ceiling. Crap, it’s way too late to do anything now…
After thinking deeply, I reached a conclusion: It doesn’t actually hurt me, and everyone is having a laugh or being happy about it, so I guess it’s fine. Yeah, I’m the kind of man who doesn’t sweat the small stuff.
”Morning, everyone!!”
When I headed to the living room, the maids working at Shirogane Kingdom greeted me with smiles. Aside from the White Day presents I sent to the fans, I had separate gifts delivered to the doors of the maids and staff working here.
Seeing everyone looking so happy while they thanked me made me feel satisfied that I’d sent the gifts out after all.
After eating breakfast, I went to school and joined Shintaro and Toa to hand out the sweets we’d made to the other students and teachers.
”Thanks, Aqua-kun!”
”I’ll save this for later!”
”I literally only came to school today for this!!”
Seeing everyone’s happy faces made me glad I’d spent the time baking. I pulled a treat out of the bag and handed it to Natalia.
”Only one week left until graduation, huh?” Natalia asked. “Aqua-kun, thank you for giving everyone one last memory. I’m speaking as the former student council president.”
”The pleasure is mine! Natalia-san and the student council really took care of me here.”
First Summer King, and now Natalia is graduating, too. It’s going to be lonely. Well, they both live in Shirogane Kingdom, so I’ll still see them pretty frequently anyway.
We spent short homeroom, lunch, the breaks between classes, and the time after school managing to finish distributing the White Day sweets to everyone.
Once I got home, I handed out my White Day presents to my family one by one.
”Kanon, thanks for everything. Here.”
”Wow! They match Kanoa’s and Anon’s socks!” Kanon replied. “Aqua, thank you!!”
Kanon hugged me, overjoyed to receive the hand-knitted socks. She’d mentioned the other day that she wanted something matching with Kanoa and Anon, so I tried my hand at making them.
”Ayana, I made this plushie for you. Take it.”
”Uh… is this a ‘Great Kaiju Yukari-gon’ plushie?” Ayana asked. “Thanks, Aqua.”
Ayana… that’s not Yukari-gon. That’s an “Aya-nyan” plushie I designed, combining Ayana with a kitty-cat. When I told her that, she gave me a look of pure confusion. “Wait… where exactly are the cat elements?”
I don’t get it!!
”Agewa-san, this is for you,” I said. “I used a more subdued pattern so you can wear it to the Assembly.”
”Eh? You hand-made this hair tie yourself, Aqua-kun? Thank you.”
All of today’s presents were things I made by hand. I pulled Agewa-san’s long hair back and tied it with the hair tie I’d made. She looked at herself in the mirror and beamed.
”Everyone, thank you for everything. And… thanks for loving a guy like me!”
After finishing the gift-giving to my wives and lovers, we all enjoyed a meal together. Looking at everyone’s happy faces around the table, I realized that I have to keep giving it my all—for the sake of these ordinary, precious moments.
”Emiri-senpai, how are you feeling? Is your health okay?”
”I told you, I’m fine,” Emily replied. “You really worry too much.”
I narrowed my eyes as I looked at Emily. With her due date approaching, her stomach had grown quite large.
”Hakuryuu-sensei, is the morning sickness okay?”
”Fine, fine!” Hakuryuu Ai replied. “Honestly, I’ve been so hungry lately that I’m more worried about the weight gain…”
As Kotono fussed over her, Ai stuffed her face with the steak in front of her to prove she was okay. She’d been struggling with nausea for a while, but lately, she’s back to her energetic self.
Thank you, Ai. For carrying my child. In times like this, when I feel so powerless, the only things I can do are show my gratitude and make sure she has the perfect environment for the birth.
I looked around and spotted Kohina-senpai talking to my associate.
”Are you going somewhere, Yukari?” she asked.
”Just taking a walk. I ate too much.”
I’d been thinking it was unusually quiet today, so that explained it. I quietly stood up as Kohina-senpai left the table.
”What? You’re going for a walk too?”
”Well, something like that,” I replied.
I followed three steps behind Kohina-senpai as she walked. If I walked in front, my frame was so big it would completely block her view.
Besides, if I tried to walk beside her, she’d probably tell me it was a hundred years too early. This was my best position. I didn’t exactly hate looking at her small back as she walked ahead of me, either.
”So, you followed me because you have something to talk about, right? Say it quick, or the walk’s going to end.”
Good grief… her intuition was as sharp as ever. I wished she’d show a little more appreciation for the atmosphere. I was busy getting sentimental while looking at her back.
”Kohina-senpai… thank—”
Before I could finish, Kohina-senpai turned around and closed the gap, pressing her index finger against my lips to silence me.
”Stop! Don’t say another word. I’ll listen to that stuff after all this annoying business is over. Until then, you better survive with everything you’ve got. Got it?”
I let out a soft laugh. She wouldn’t even let me say thank you?
If we couldn’t be honest with each other at a time like this, when would we ever be? Usually she was happy to let me lean on her, but she sure was being stubborn now.
”Once everything is finished… if you’re still crying and absolutely insist on thanking me, then I’ll let you do it,” she said. “But only because you’re special.”
I felt my expression soften slightly at her words. Even with the world in crisis, she never changed. She took her finger off my lips and looked up at the sky.
”Look at the sky. The stars are unusually beautiful tonight.”
I looked up. The night sky was perfectly clear. It was so transparent it was hard to imagine a meteorite would be crashing down in just a few months.
”Kohina-senpai… I really don’t want to die.”
”Of course not,” she replied. “You’ve finally started to become an interesting actor. I’m not letting it end here.”
We looked at each other and shared a laugh.
”By the way, about that drama you got an offer for. They asked me to play the instructor.”
”Wait, really? You mean I have to be your student even in a drama!?”
I considered turning the offer down on the spot, but Kohina-senpai gave me a sharp glare.
Giro
”I-I’m kidding! It’s a joke! And hey, stop reading my mind!”
Seeing my reaction, her expression softened and she reached out to pat my head.
Pon pon
”Listen. I still have a lifetime’s worth of things to say to you, so don’t you dare die easily.”
”Yes, ma’am…”
I had a feeling she’d still be lecturing me even in the afterlife. Though that would probably be my own fault for trying to butterfly stroke across the Sanzu River or hitting on King Enma¹.
”As long as you understand! It’s still chilly out, so let’s get back to where everyone else is.”
”Yeah, yeah, I’m coming.”
I followed behind her. Suddenly, Kohina-senpai came to a dead stop.
”Kohina-senpai…? Something wrong?”
She placed a hand over her stomach and turned back to me with a look of slight embarrassment.
”Oh, and… thanks for this wool haramaki² you gave me for White Day.”
She lifted the hem of her outer garment slightly to show me the Great Kaiju Yukari-gon haramaki she was wearing underneath. Seriously, it was unfair of her to bring that up at the very end.
”Oh, that? I just made it with some leftover fabric.”
”Right, right. You don’t have to go out of your way to say that. I know.”
She deftly brushed off my attempt to hide my embarrassment and started walking again. I wondered what kind of face she was making right now. Imagining it while walking behind her didn’t feel half bad.
”Kohina-senpai… it’s a bit of a cliché, but the moon is beautiful tonight³.”
”Yes, it is,” she said. “But… the way you looked the other day was even brighter than the moon.”
I might never be able to win against this woman. But I decided that wasn’t so bad. After all, Kohina-senpai and Tenga-senpai were the only ones I could really lean on like this.
”Well, you’re even more beautiful than the starry sky, Kohina-senpai.”
”Oh? So you’ve finally developed some aesthetic sense? That’s a given. I’m the woman who outshines even the sun!”
She laughed with a smile so radiant it made the beautiful stars above seem to fade away.
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Summary:
Aqua orchestrates a massive White Day project to distribute his sperm as ‘charms’ of hope to all fans, which accidentally results in a nationwide delivery to every citizen, including his male friends. Despite the logistical blunder, he embraces the absurdity with his trademark nonchalance and pivots to celebrating the holiday with handmade gifts for his family and schoolmates. The chapter balances these comedic idols shenanigans with tender domestic moments as he supports his pregnant partners, Emily and Ai. As graduation looms for his friends, Aqua reflects on the importance of protecting the peaceful life he has built.
As a devastating meteorite approaches Earth, Yukari follows his mentor Kohina for a quiet night walk. They share a rare moment of vulnerability where Yukari admits his fear of death, while Kohina encourages him to survive for the sake of his acting career. The tension breaks into a playful exchange about a new drama offer and a personal gift Yukari gave her. They end the night exchanging high-flown compliments under a clear, starry sky.
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Trivia:
- The mention of ‘artificial insemination’ tech between women suggests a high level of reproductive technology in this world that may play a role in future family expansions.
- Aqua’s ‘Aya-nyan’ plushie failure highlights his blind spot in design, providing a humanizing flaw to his otherwise ‘perfect’ idol persona.
- The impending graduation of Natalia and Summer King signals a major shift in the school-life dynamic and the start of a more adult-focused arc.
- The meteorite threat serves as a ‘memento mori’ that forces the characters to stop playing roles and be honest.
- The haramaki gift represents a hidden layer of domestic intimacy between the two actors.
- The ‘Soseki moon’ reference is a classic Japanese literary code for a confession of love, which Kohina acknowledges and raises
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Character Insight:
Aqua shows deep personal growth in his ‘powerless’ reflection at the end; he recognizes that his value isn’t just in his idol status or virility, but in being an emotional pillar for his pregnant partners. His relationship with his male friends (Shintaro, Tenga, Nekoyama) is solidified through the awkward gift mishap, showing they accept his eccentricities as part of their bond.
The dynamic shifts from a professional senpai-kouhai relationship to an emotionally intimate one. Yukari dropping his bravado to admit fear shows high trust, while Kohina’s refusal to accept his thanks ‘until it’s over’ is her way of ensuring he has a reason to stay alive.
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Lore And Worldbuilding Context:
The existence of ‘Seijō Transport,’ a government-trusted shipping company capable of ‘Ultra-light speed’ nationwide delivery, establishes the advanced logistical capabilities of this world. Additionally, the ‘Church of Power’ and its philosophy of ‘not sweating the small stuff’ explains the mental resilience of characters like Aqua and Kaede.
The world is facing an existential threat from an incoming meteorite. The Sanzu River is referenced as the Buddhist boundary between the living and the dead.
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TL Notes:
The term ‘White Day’ is a crucial Japanese cultural marker where men return the favor for Valentine’s gifts. The bracketed (結) prefix in the original text was localized as ‘(Result)’ to maintain the protagonist’s analytical, almost game-like thought process.
The phrase ‘The moon is beautiful’ is a famous translation of ‘I love you’ by Natsume Soseki, which provides the emotional backbone for the scene’s conclusion.
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Glossary:
Notes:
• Yui – A girl with a large bust (G-cup+) who tries to remain professional but is frequently the object of Aqua’s gaze.
• Maron – Jou Maron, a charismatic senior woman with a sharp mind and a high libido, appears confident yet soft‑spoken. When sober she’s attentive and reliable, earning trust from peers and a favorable broadcast judgment. She often role‑plays a caregiver for Aqua, sharing openly when flustered.
• Emily – Emily (Yukishiro Emily) is a graceful, beautiful heir of the Yukishiro family, known for flawless vocal impressions — especially Kanon — and crowned “Impression King”. She co‑hosts variety shows with Shirogane Aqua, is one of his wives, and is now a heavily pregnant partner nearing her due date.
• Aqua – Charismatic male idol and BERYL leader, once a hikikomori now posing as a high‑schooler at Otomezaki Academy. Central figure of Holy Aqua Faith and Church of Power, husband to Yukishiro Emily, fatherly, physically affectionate, wields a legendary sword, emits overpowering pheromones that incapacitate women and can turn lesbians submissive with a touch. Viewed as an invader by the Chairman, he prepares a U.S. world tour and a space‑bound mission, juggling multiple wives and children amid a skewed gender ratio.
• Kohina – Small‑statured veteran actress and mentor, wearing a wool belly warmer gifted by Yukari, oversees space‑flight training, handles filming, and supports logistics while guarding BERYL. Perceptive, blunt, protective, she’s suspected by Aqua of merely passing time, having endured the same idol‑level training.
• Shintaro – Mayuzumi Shintaro, a bespectacled, gentle‑calm male idol of BERYL, handles logistics and training. Deeply loyal, he views his chance meeting with Aqua as fate and, as her schoolmate and friend, receives an accidental White Day gift.
• Mayuzumi Shintaro – Mayuzumi Shintaro is a male member of the idol group BERYL, noted for his glasses and gentle, calm demeanor. He is intensely loyal, sees his meeting with Aqua as a fated, life‑changing event, and manages logistics and training coordination for the group.
• Tenga Akira – Charismatic and passionate, she leads BERYL’s intensity with a confident stage presence—tall, sharp‑eyed, often in black leather—playing guitar while orchestrating logistics with meticulous seriousness. Yet she’s also known for airy, blunt remarks that cut through tension, shaping her relationships with bandmates and fans alike.
• Akira – A senior (senpai) to Aqua who reacts with embarrassment to receiving the gift.
• Tenga – The group’s senior (senpai). He acts as a supportive pillar, encouraging Aqua to own his story and choices.
• Nekoyama – Nekoyama Toa is a petite, almost androgynous member of BERYL, with a cute, energetic look and a habit of winking at fans. Despite his small frame he radiates hot‑blooded passion. He questions Aqua’s perception of his gender and discusses artificial insemination possibilities, and is a close friend and teammate of Shirogane Aqua within the group.
• Toa – A male member of BERYL and Aqua’s classmate. He often plays the ‘straight man’ (tsukkomi) to Aqua’s antics. A member of BERYL who was a shut-in until two years ago. He shares a deep bond with Aqua and follows his lead instinctively.
• Natalia – Natalia, also known as “Fox Girl,” is a former student council president preparing for graduation. She has a fox‑inspired appearance, often seen with subtle fox‑like accessories or styling, and is recognized for her leadership in school activities and close ties to her peer council.
• Kanon – Aqua’s domestic partner and high-profile idol Kanon-sama, revered as the Internet Master and fashion icon whose signature style fans emulate, is known for her cool, jealous demeanor—often the excuse Aqua uses to avoid responsibility—yet she warmly receives his hand-knitted socks, revealing a tender, private side beneath her public persona.
• Ayana – Ayana Tsukimachi is a kind junior and associate of Yukari, hailed as “the best” by her, and a classmate of Aqua. She sports a typical school‑girl look — short hair, uniform — and often feels jealous and flustered by Aqua’s physical affection. She also treasures a poorly designed ‘Aya‑nyan’ plushie.
• Yukari – An actor with a large physique. He is a junior (kouhai) to Kohina and shares a close, teasing relationship with her. He recently received a drama offer.
• Agewa – A partner who works in the assembly; she receives a handmade hair tie.
• Ai – A teacher (Hakuryuu-sensei) and partner who is pregnant and dealing with a massive appetite.
• Kotono – A mature figure who provided the nightgowns for the group.
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