Male-Idol v13c444

Volume 13 Chapter 444 Bulletin Board, To the Cool You


Edited by: Kanaa-senpai


 201 Nekoyama Subaru1

 Aqua-sama, please wake up quickly!

 I don’t want to see big brother or Lapis looking so completely lifeless anymore.

 Aqua-sama…big brother and Lapis really need Aqua-sama.

 So, please open your eyes, Aqua-sama!!


 202 Anonymous

 Aqua-sama, I’m one of those girls who was totally saved by your legendary breast declaration, no cap.

 Back when I was still a student, the guys would constantly clown on me because my chest was way too big.2

 It gave me such a massive complex that I started wearing super tight knits just to try and hide them, which was low-key exhausting.

 But the only reason I finally learned to love my own body was all thanks to Aqua-sama, whom I literally ran into on a random summer day.

 I was heading to work early in the morning wearing a sleeveless knit top, and by pure chance, I crossed paths with Aqua-sama as he was walking down the street.

 The absolute second Aqua-sama saw my breasts, his eyes went wide and he started straight-up staring intensely at my chest.

 At first, I almost misunderstood and thought he was looking at me with total disgust, but then Aqua-sama pressed his hands together right in front of my breasts and began praying to them out of nowhere, which was wild.

 You might have completely forgotten about it by now, Aqua-sama, but back then, you muttered under your breath, “A sleeveless knit in the dead of summer!? How truly amazing…. If possible, won’t you show me your armpits too!?

 Having overheard that entirely by accident, I stretched my arms on purpose above my head with my fingers locked together, and the moment I did, tears were literally streaming from Aqua-sama’s eyes as he cried out, “Amazing… This is nothing short of pure art. I want to display this as a sculpture…

 Aqua-sama, I am down to go become a literal statue for the Shirogane Kingdom at any moment, period.

 I won’t say anything greedy like asking you to display me in your room or the lobby. Just a random spot out in the garden is completely fine, so please display me there.

 So please, wake up as soon as humanly possible!!


 203 Anonymous

 To Aqua-kun.

 I used to live my life with a sarashi3 binder tightly wrapped around my chest because having oversized breasts gave me such a horrible complex.

 Then one day, on an intensely hot summer afternoon, I stupidly wrapped the sarashi binder even tighter than usual.

 I went to the train station to commute to my university, but my physical condition took a sudden turn for the worse along the way, and I felt like I was about to collapse right there on the station platform.

 You might not remember this at all, Aqua-kun, but I was saved right as I was about to faint by none other than you.

 As you were taking care of me, Aqua-kun looked at my large breasts spilling out after the binder came undone, and you literally shed tears for me.

 I was so incredibly happy in that moment.

 Maybe you just said it without thinking, Aqua-kun, but when you told me, “I will absolutely never forgive a world where breasts are persecuted like this. I swear I’ll turn this entire country into Shirogane Oppai Aqua Land,” it truly brought me to tears.

 At the time, I thought to myself that even if it was just a joke or a lie, you were just saying it out of the pure kindness of your heart to comfort me.

 But then, just a few days later, you actually went ahead and dropped your official Breast Emancipation Proclamation (a law saying breasts should never be treated as wrong), completely saving me and all the other girls like me.

 Thank you so much, Aqua-kun.


 Right now, to repay that massive debt of gratitude, I am currently working as a proud member of ‘Berry-Berry’s honey trap unit.

 Aqua-kun. Please wake up soon.

 Once you finally open your eyes, I promise it won’t be a honey trap anymore—this big sister will let you do whatever you want to her breasts!


 204 Anonymous

 Aqua-sama, please wake up quickly.

 Ever since that day you went to space, I’ve been so worried about you that I literally can’t even eat anything.

 Because of that, my breasts have tragically shriveled up from an H-cup to a G-cup, which is a major L.

 As the Honorary President of the All-Japan Oppai Association, how can you possibly allow this terrible thing to happen!?

 For my sake, and for the sake of Aqua-sama’s beloved breasts, please hurry up and wake up!!


 205 Anonymous

 Aqua-sama, do you still remember the time you were being secretly filmed for a ‘Berry-Berry’ project?

 Even though Kohina Yukari-san and Kanon-san were listening from the very next room, you were complaining to your friend Mayuzumi-kun.

 You said that if it could come true, you wanted to host a breast-touching event4 just once in your life!

 Well, everyone over here is already completely prepared to be fondled by you at any second, Aqua-sama!

 Myself, and my breasts, are eagerly awaiting Aqua-sama’s grand return!

 No, wait, it’s not just me.

 Breasts all across the entire globe are literally lined up waiting to be groped by Aqua-sama!!

 So please, come back home quickly!!


 206 Anonymous

 Aqua-kun, there are still as many breasts in this world that you haven’t saved or sucked yet as there are stars in the sky.

 Even so, are you really just going to keep taking a nap forever!?

 Even right this second, mothers all over the country are practically begging for you to suck their breasts.

 So hurry up and open those eyes of yours. I’ll be waiting with plenty of freshly made breast milk.


 From a mother of one with explosive breasts.


 207 Anonymous

 Aqua-sama, I’m a flat-chested girl!

 They’re tiny and barely even swell at all, but if you’re completely fine with that, I am fully prepared to offer them up to Aqua-sama whenever you want!!

 So please, wake up quickly!!


 208 Anonymous

 You guys5 are talking way too much about b**bs!!

 Good grief, this is exactly why the degenerates on this Bulletin Board are such absolute sluts….

 Ah! Aqua-sama, there’s a big-assed slut right here too!

 Please save my rear end right along with all those b**bs!!


 209 Anonymous

 Aqua-sama! I’m sending my power to you too!


 BOOB POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!


 Fly forth, my beloved I-cup!!


 210 Finus

 Papa…no, Idol Shirogane Aqua, open your eyes right this instant!

 Thanks to Aqua-sama’s incredible heroics, Earth was most definitely saved.

 But the real hardship starts right from here~nanoya.

 Though there weren’t any casualties, buildings were really broken and people were injured because those small meteorites came crashing down.

 Among them, there are people who completely lost their homes, and others who are still stuck in the hospital.

 Right now, the entire world is joining hands, working together and helping one another to rebuild.


 The absolute only person who can truly become the ultimate symbol for that recovery is Idol Shirogane Aqua and no one else!!


 We all still desperately need you!

 So, Idol Shirogane Aqua, open your eyes right nowーーーーーー!


 211 Anonymous

 To all of you guys who were literally talking about b**bs and asses up until a second ago.

 You seriously need to take a long, hard look in the mirror and really think about it after reading that message from middle-schooler Fi-chan-sama!!


 With that said, here is my personal message!!


 Aqua-samaー!

 As someone who is nothing more than a single, ordinary fan, there isn’t a single thing I can physically do for you, Aqua-sama.

 However, I do have my absolute pride and joy: my glorious O-cups.

 Please, won’t you accept the full might of my O-cup power!


 POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!


 212 Shams

 Aqua-sama, I have currently returned to my own homeland.

 As the ruler of this country, I want to support my citizens who are filled with deep anxiety.

 Because as a Queen—no, simply as a single human being, that is what I felt I had to do.

 Aqua-sama. Thank you so much for protecting my country, and for protecting the people who live within it.

 No matter how much I thank you, it could never be enough.

 So… please make absolutely sure to come back to us. To where everyone is waiting.

 Every single one of us is eagerly awaiting your return!!


 213 Manaat

 Aqua-sama… Right now in the Arabian Peninsula States, the people who survived have all gathered together to offer up their deep prayers to you.

 Going beyond all boundaries of race and even religion, every single person is praying for your safety.

 Do you truly realize just how completely incredible that is, Aqua-sama?

 Even if the gods we worship are entirely different, the hearts of humanity can become truly one.

 We will absolutely remember this day for the rest of our entire lives.


 Mikoto-sama, Emily-sama, please, make sure to take these deep feelings of ours along with you.


 214 Anonymous

 I shall offer up my prayers to the god of breasts as well.


 BOOB POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!


 Aqua-sama, please come back home oooooooooooooooo!


 215 Anonymous

 Tragic news: the Bulletin Board users immediately try to solve absolutely everything with b**bs and raw power.

 You guys need to use your brains for at least a second! There must be other things you can send him!

 You know, like that one thing. Uh, what was that thing again?

 Aqua-sama, I’ll send my psychic energy along too.


 POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!


 Everyone is waiting for Aqua-sama to come home!!


 216 Anonymous

 Aqua-kun, we are Akiba and Hamada, the couple who participated in that matchmaking party where you and Morikawa-san served as the moderators a while back.

 Thanks to both of you, we were successfully able to get married.

 And to our absolute joy, we have been blessed with a brand new life currently growing inside my wife’s belly.

 Aqua-kun… thank you so much, not just for binding our lives together as a married couple, but for protecting the future of this child.


 So please, you must absolutely return to us!

 This entire world is completely overflowing with love for you right now!!


 217 Anonymous

 My post was stuck in the queue forever, but it finally went through and my turn finally came around.

 Though before I get to that….


 ↑ Congratulations, Akiba-san and Hamada-san! Posting under your joint names as a married couple is so incredibly heartwarming and hype!!6


 Aqua-kun, the truth is, I was actually one of the people who participated in that exact same matchmaking party.

 Things didn’t go well for me back then, but I used that experience to pull off a great comeback later on!!

 Aqua-kun, you have brought pure happiness to far more people than you could ever hold in both of your arms.

 It’s true that the feelings of each of us taken individually might not be anywhere near enough.

 But just like Hagetoru and Mikoto-chan said, if the power of all our feelings combines into one, it will absolutely reach you, Aqua-kun!

 Aqua-kun, please accept this massive wave of gratitude from all of us!!


 218 Anonymous

 Saba-chan7, turning the forum into a waiting queue system when it was about to crash from the entire world trying to access it simultaneously was completely the right call.

 Thanks to that, I can actually calm down and write a proper reply.


 Aqu-tan. The matchmaking party is a perfect example, but everything you’ve ever started has continued to spread out, making all of us happier and happier by the day!

 Even if some people weren’t saved by you directly, Aqu-tan, I know there are so many others who were saved indirectly.

 Yes, just like me, for instance.

 Aqu-tan. I used to have a younger brother who was a complete shut-in.


 But after that boy watched you in action, Aqu-tan, he suddenly announced that he wanted to become an idol himself.

 He ended up failing the idol audition, but seeing how hard my brother was trying despite that, you actually went out of your way to invite him into the training academy, didn’t you, Aqu-tan? Since then, my brother doesn’t just go to the academy looking incredibly happy every single day, he’s actually started going back to school too.

 Thank you so much, Aqu-tan! Thank you for bringing true happiness to my brother and our entire family!

 I’m sending this boundless gratitude straight to you, Aqu-tan!!


 219 Anonymous

 Aqua-kun, you promised on the telly that you’d be comin’ back safe, didn’t ya?

 Are ya planning on breaking your promise to the fans, Nano!?

 ’Cause… there’s just no~nano way we can say you’ve come home safe like this!!

 Wake up already!!


 220 Anonymous

 Aqua-kun! I’m the onion farmer from when you came to Awaji Island for the show!

 I was so shocked back then, I nearly had a heart attack.

 Maybe it’s ’cause you helped with the planting, but the onions I’ve pulled since then taste a fair bit sweeter.

 Heh, truth be told, the onions in Shirogane Kingdom’s curry and Nikujaga8 are the ones I grew.

 I’ll be sendin’ more your way. Thanks for always eatin’ ’em with such a smile!!


 221 Anonymous

 I am the dairy maid who assisted with the milking demonstration—or rather, the dairy maid whose cows you milked—during your visit to Awaji Island, Aqua-sama.

 Thanks to your efforts, we were able to collect a great deal of delicious milk today as well.

 It may merely be my imagination, but it seems the quality of the milk has improved ever since you, Aqua-sama, participated in the milking.

 I shall be sending another shipment to Shirogane Kingdom; please do look forward to its arrival.


 222 Anonymous’s Shironeko

 Hiss!!


 AI3510, the Ultimate High-Performance Server, shall now translate this feline discourse.


 I am Shirogane Shiro, the noble housecat to Lord Shirogane Aqua.

 Fufu, as I cannot entrust such matters to the hands of bumbling humans, I have bothered to use the powers of a maid called Mikoto? to publish my missive here.

 Besides, since even Gorikawa-san writes upon this Bulletin Board, this is hardly a rare occurrence, is it?

 Aqua-sama… I am ever so grateful that you rescued me when I was in such a weakened state.

 This time, I shall rise to the occasion to save Aqua-sama.

 Now, what was the proper way to go about this?

 Ah! I recall it now!! It surely went like this.


 POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!


 Phew, I remembered it thanks to Gorikawa-san. She truly is the greatest of all living things, is she not?

 Aqua-sama, wake up and brush my beautiful fur once again, nyan!!


 223 Anonymous’s Shiba Inu

 Woof woof!


 AI3510, the supreme computer that transcends human wisdom, is translating this canine speech.


 Aqua big brother! Where did you go!?

 I’m so sad ’cause you haven’t been taking me for walks lately….

 Akimaru wants to chase the maids with Aqua big brother again, woof!!

 Also, Shiro-chan looks all lonely too, so please come home soon!!


 224 Kazami Rin

 Aqua-sama, where are you at this moment -degozaru?

 Everyone is awaiting your return de sourou.

 The Shirogane Kingdom without you feels exactly like a haunted manor -degozaru.

 I pray you return quickly to the Shirogane Kingdom we all labored to protect de sourou….

 I, too, am waiting right here along with Akimaru -degozaru!


 225 Anonymous’s Kouhai

 I usually just lurk, but since Aqua-senpai is in a bind, I’m posting for the first time!

 I’m a second-year at Otomezaki, and the only reason I’m having such a fun school life is thanks to Aqua-senpai!

 Thank you so much, Aqua-senpai!!

 I still can’t forget the face of Aqua-senpai when I accidentally bumped into him and he caught me just as I was falling. I felt like the heroine of a Hakuryuu-sensei novel—my heart was pounding like crazy!

 Aqua-senpai, do you remember a year ago, when the first-year Executive Committee members really messed up that school event?

 Back then, you were on the committee too, and you helped us out by saying, ‘Failure happens to everyone. Let’s learn from it.’ You were so gentle and kind even while giving us a kick in the pants, and it made me so happy.

 Oh, and I’ll keep this a secret from everyone on the board, but the stories you told us then—the Legend of Shirogane Aqua—were really funny! Especially all that stuff with Kanon-senpai and Kohina Yukari-san… I still bust out laughing just thinking about it.

 Aqua-senpai… please let me return all that kindness you gave me!!

 Saba-chan, please make sure these feelings reach Aqua-senpai!!


 226 Anonymous’s Mobuko

 I’m just an NPC in this real-life Otome Game whose town Aqua-sama hasn’t visited yet.

 Please wake up, get better, and come visit this town.

 If I ever meet you, I want to stand at the town gate and say, ‘Welcome to 〇〇.’

 That’s my biggest dream!

 And if you could, please stay at the inn where I’m the landlady, along with Tashinami and Hagetoru!

 I want to look at you with a dirty grin and say, ‘Looks like you had a wild night last night!’


 So please, wake up already!!


 227 Anonymous

 Aqua-kun, thanks for comin’ all the way to Kansai for the location shoot!!

 Thanks to that, I finally got to see you in the flesh.

 So you better come back to Osaka again, ya hear!

 I’ll be waitin’ for ya!!


 I hope this feelin’ reaches ya!!


 228 Anonymous

 I just love seein’ Aqua-kun and the crew travel all over the place when BERYL goes on tour.

 I was so hyped to see the three of ’em travel the world, so I was super bummed when I heard the four of ’em weren’t doin’ the World Tour ’cause of all the global drama.

 But! Now that the Meteorite threat is gone and countries are actually workin’ together, shouldn’t travelin’ be way easier? Aqua-kun, you even said on stream that you really wanted to see the world with everyone, right?

 This is your chance, Aqua-kun!

 Wake up already!!


 229 Anonymous

 Aqua-sama… how do things fare where you are?

 I only hope that your current location offers you some peace.


 Things are so quiet here, now that you are absent.

 It pains me to ask you to push on further when you have already worked so hard.

 Yet, I must say it. Please, make it through, Aqua-sama!

 A world without you is far too still for us!!

 So, do awaken and stir our hearts once more!!


 230 Anonymous

 Aqu-tan. Everyone is waitin’ for ya to come home!

 Show everyone your dancin’ and singin’ again!!


 231 Inori Hisui

 Aqua-sama. Thank you for discovering me at the idol audition.

 I’m so happy that I became an idol.

 But I’m so sad that you aren’t here.

 ’Become an idol who surpasses me.’ When you said that, I thought there was no way I could do it.

 But it’s different now.

 Seeing your back, I told myself I wouldn’t lose.

 I want to go head-to-head with you, just like Ayana-san does!!

 So please, wake up. Don’t you dare die on us, Aqua-sama!!


 232 Fujibayashi Misono

 Making it into that idol audition was the most important thing that ever happened to me.

 I was sent by the Fuji house as an assassin to get close to you, Aqua-sama.

 But as the training camp went on, the passion of the others—everyone’s feelings—truly stirred a heart that had been nothing but a puppet’s.

 I realized then: I wanted to support girls just like them.

 Aqua-sama, thank you for listening to that wish and making me a Beryl employee.

 Please, let me send all my gratitude and the strength of my prayers to you.

 Aqua-sama, wake up!!


 233 Sabato Miyako

 I’ve always had a large chest since elementary school, and I never had any confidence.

 But by finding the courage to apply for the idol audition, I started to believe in myself a little.

 The camp was a blast, but I realized along the way that I wanted to support the group more than I wanted to be an idol myself.

 I decided to become a support member and staffer for Milk Dipper, and I’ve never once regretted it.

 I can say that with such pride all thanks to Producer Aqua, who helped me grow during the audition!!

 Producer Aqua, please wake up!

 We at Milk Dipper still need you.


 Mikoto! Please, deliver all our feelings to Producer Aqua!!


 234 Anonymous

 UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 I’m gettin’ fired up!


 Aqua-sama, we’re all waitin’ for you.

 Please take these feelings of ours!!


 235 Anonymous

 Aqua-sama, I’m one of the folks you played Last Survivor with.

 It’s been over a year since you said on stream, ‘I’m gonna wreck the Kohina Yukariempire!’

 Is it still… not time? I’m waitin’ with all my heart for you to come back to the world of Last Survivor.

 From one of the mountain folk.


 236 Anonymous

 Aqua-sama… what happened to that mountain climbin’ game you quit halfway through?

 I still remember the day you closed the stream with a sharp ‘Ah!’ the moment you fell.

 Climbin’ a mountain only counts if you reach the top.

 Wake up and get back to the challenge!!


 237 Anonymous

 Aqua-sama, is the sequel to Dokidoki Baseball not out yet?

 As the manager, you said you’d lead our bottom-tier squad to the championship, and I haven’t forgotten that promise!!

 So what if we haven’t won a title in 680 years!? Don’t ya dare give up on us!!

 In the first place, we didn’t win ’cause you kept recruitin’ based on real-world team logic without checkin’ stats! Like, ‘Thick necks are reliable for sports, hired!’ or ‘Pitchers need big legs for stability, hired!’ or ‘Great bat control, hired!’ or ‘Foreign import… Ramirez, Rhodes, Cabrera!? Hired! Oh, Greenwell is bad news, names like that always leave after three games. Rejected!’

 All the real-world teams have already given up. It’s only July and the season is already over for ’em.

 Wake up and get back to the game!!


 238 Anonymous

 Aqu-tan. While we’re at it, I gotta say this.

 I’m really lookin’ forward to Christmas this year too!!


 Whatever happened to that Nakama Collection9 game you left hanging? Now that Hagetoru’s true identity is out in the open, I’m dying to know what’s going on with Kanon-sama and Emily, who got (wed)Yui-locked10 in-game. I get it, you couldn’t stand how Kohina Yukari and Aqu-tan kept getting all lovey-dovey no matter how many times Aqu-tan tried to interfere, but they’re already (wed)Yui-locked and even have kids in the game now, so please, just give it up. Honestly? We all think the same thing’s gonna happen in real life. None of us just want to say it out loud. So, wake up already and finish playing the game!


 239 Anonymous

 Every day’s been a total thrill ride ever since I first met Aqua-kun back then. I was always stoked to see what he’d do next and how he’d brighten up the world, ya know? So please, wake up and grace the world—and us—with your energy again!


 240 Anonymous

 Truth be told, at first, I thought he was just an insufferable boy. I had my guard up, lookin’ at Aqua-kun and thinkin’ he was just all surface-level show. But seein’ how hard he worked changed my mind. Because everyone around Aqua-kun was laughin’ with such genuine happiness. Seein’ that made me want to be kinder to others, too.


 Right now, the place where Aqua-kun is must be quiet and peaceful. I want to tell him, ‘You’ve worked hard enough. It’s okay to rest.’ But… Aqua-kun, you still have things you want to do, don’t you? If that’s the case, you have to wake up!! Come back to us, Aqua-kun!!


 241 Anonymous

 Aqua-sama, so many people are waitin’ for your return. So please, make this voice reach you, Hagetoru, Mikoto-chan!!


 242 Anonymous

 Everyone’s messages are so intense, I don’t even know what to write anymore! But I have to say this: Everyone loves you, Aqua-kun! So please, come back, Aqua-kun!!


 243 Anonymous

 Aqua-sama… I’m so sorry for blatherin’ on the bulletin board about you all this time without your permission! But that’s just how much we all love you, Aqua-sama. Please, let these feelings reach you!


 244 Anonymous

 I have to apologize to you too, Aqua-sama. I’ve been spendin’ my nights lost in delusions about you, caught up in some pretty lewd fantasies. I’m truly sorry! But you’re the ideal boy to me. So, please, wake up and show us your face again!!


 245 Anonymous

 Aqua-sama, I love you! I might just be one fan among many, but that feelin’ won’t change! Please, accept my love! Aqua-sama!!


 246 Anonymous

 I love you, Aqua-kun! As an idol and as a boy!! Accept my feelin’s too, Aqua-kun!!


 247 Anonymous

 Aqu-tan, the world is waitin’ for you to come home. So wake up!!


 248 Hoshikawa Mio

 I was so surprised when Aqua-sama suggested we form a girl band. Honestly, I didn’t mind as long as I got to sing, but I think the others were confused. After all, everyone applied to the audition aiming to be an idol. But thanks to Aqua-sama’s persuasion, we successfully (formed)Yui-nited as a girl band. We fought constantly at the start, but we even got to play as a back band for BERYL’s live tour, and thanks to that, I think I was able to grow—even if I had to cheat a little. Now, I can’t imagine being a Kinetic Star if it wasn’t in this band.


 Aqua-sama, we’ve only just debuted; we’re hardly professionals yet. So one day, I will pay you back for everything you’ve done. Please, wake up for that—Aqua-sama!!


 249 Nanase Nino

 Hey, wait a sec! You’re usually so quiet, but you can talk just fine when you want to, huh? Geez!!


 Aqua-sama! I was seriously freaked out when you told us to do a girl band, but it actually fits us way better! It’s still as chaotic as ever, but when it all clicks together, I think it’s actually (pretty)Yui-nique. So, I’m grateful to you, Aqua-sama. I’m gonna pay that gratitude back now! Catch this, Aqua-sama!!


 250 Kirihara Karen

 That Hagetoru… was the Emily-oneesama I’ve always admired…!? Ah, forgive me. It seems I was a bit shaken.


 Aqua-sama, I was also surprised when you proposed we start a girl band. To be perfectly honest, I didn’t think I would get along with such eccentric members, and I thought it wouldn’t last very long. But as it turns out, even with all the bickering, we’ve somehow made it this far. Aqua-sama, I am grateful to you as well. So please, wake up and let me convey this gratitude to you!


 251 Tsushima Kouko

 Ever since I first met you at the Fuji Department Store, I have been your captive~desuwa, Aqua-sama. When I heard you were hosting an Idol audition, I knew this was it. Because, look, I have a certain aura about me that simply cannot be hidden, right?


 However, it was a miserable defeat. When I went to the audition training camp, it was full of people far more talented than I, and I was truly crushed. That is why I was so grateful when you suggested I play keyboard for the girl band. Aqua-sama, let me convey my gratitude to you once again!! Thank you so much, waaaaaaaa!!


 252 Kayano Serika

 I bet my last chance on applyin’ to become an idol. But… when you asked me, ‘What do you want to do once you become an idol?’, I felt like you saw right through me. Ah, I had become so desperate to be an idol that I had no idea what I would actually do once I achieved it. As expected, the members who remained at the trainin’ camp were all young and brimming with more talent than me.


 Even so, you and the Beryl staff didn’t give up on me and continued to guide me. I was so happy. But at the same time, I finally understood why I hadn’t been able to become an idol. I think my heart had already broken regarding the idea of being one. So when you asked if I wanted to play bass in the girl band, I gave you my answer right away.


 Fortunately, I seem to be better suited for this, and I find a lot of satisfaction in leadin’ everyone as the oldest member. You even bowed your head and cried behind the scenes, apologizin’ that you couldn’t make us into idols, but because it’s ‘now,’ let me say ‘thank you.’ I am sendin’ this feelin’ of gratitude to you, Aqua-sama!!


 253 Anonymous

 The Kinesta girls are so passionate!


 I don’t have their conflicts or their fiery spirit, but let me just say this: Everyone is waitin’ for your smile, Aqua-sama. Wake up, Aqua-sama!!


 254 Anonymous

 Aqua-kun. I’m a fan of yours and a fan of Kinesta. Watchin’ them tag along for the BERYL live tours made me want to support them too. Thank you, Aqua-kun, for introducin’ me not just to you, but to all the girls in Kinesta!


 255 Anonymous

 I’m a Kinesta fan and an Aqua-sama fan too! Let me thank you, Aqua-sama, for helpin’ me meet the members of Kinesta and BERYL!! Deliver these feelin’s, Saba-chan!!


 256 Anonymous (Santa Claus)

 I’m one of the people who was saved by your Christmas project, Aqua-sama. Lately, my husband has finally started tellin’ me ‘I love you.’ That weddin’ ring from the Christmas present will be our treasure forever. Aqua-sama… because you pushed so many people forward, not just us, but so many others have found happiness. So, please, live on. Just by you bein’ alive, many people will be happy. And more than that, I want you to be happy too, Aqua-sama! So… wake up, Aqua-sama!!


 257 Anonymous

 I’m also one of the people who was saved by your Christmas project. You took care of my daughter, Manatsu, and me back then. We still talk about that even now. Aqua-sama, thank you for bringin’ smiles to our home. I am returnin’ this gratitude to you, Aqua-sama!


 258 Anonymous

 I’m one of those who watched you from afar at the Christmas parade. I was so moved back then. I never thought such a bright and fun Christmas could exist. I’m lookin’ forward to this year’s Christmas too! So, wake up, Aqua-sama!


 259 Anonymous

 Aqua-sama… surely you aren’t plannin’ on stayin’ asleep like this, are you? If you do, we’re all goin’ to be stuck eatin’ cold chicken this Christmas. Please, spare us from that at least!!


 260 Anonymous

 I went to see your first Christmas live show, Aqua-sama. I was so happy when I won the ticket. Even now, rememberin’ the heat of that moment makes my cheeks feel like they’re burnin’. Let me deliver that heat to you, Aqua-sama!!


 261 Anonymous

 I’m one of the people you encouraged on Christmas night, Aqua-sama. Do you remember? You came to the drinkin’ party meant to cheer me up durin’ the Christmas project. I had just been rejected by a guy I confessed to, so I was so happy. Aqua-sama, I was able to get over my heartbreak after that. Thank you! Let me return this gratitude to you, Aqua-sama!


 262 Anonymous

 Speakin’ of Christmas, it has to be the Christmas cards sent from BERYL. I was jumpin’ for joy when I won an autographed Christmas card from you, Aqua-sama. Thank you, Aqua-sama. You’re always thinkin’ of us!!


 263 Anonymous

 That!


 The Christmas presents sent from Beryl make me so happy. They’re filled with everyone’s hearts and your thoughts, Aqua-sama, so I’ve even filed away all the newsletters from that time and kept them safe.


 264 Anonymous

 I was watchin’ ye when ye came to the hero show on Christmas.

 I don’t reckon any soul suspected it was actually ye inside the suit.

 Aqua-kun. A real hero like Aqua-kun surely wouldn’t go down in a place like this, would he?

 So, wake up, I’m beggin’ ye!


 265 Anonymous

 I was watchin’ the Christmas hero show with my daughter too.

 Aqua-sama, a driver like you shouldn’t be losing in a place like this.

 So, I’m sendin’ you my power along with all the kids!!


 266 Uryuu Anko

 Hearing about the Idol audition filled me with such nostalgia.

 By participating in the Idol audition, I became really interested in the theater, not merely singing and dancing, but the art of acting as well.

 This is entirely due to Kohina Yukari-san, whom Aqua-sama invited as a special lecturer11.

 Aqua-sama, who even offered to look after me after I stopped being an Idol, even asked Kohina Yukari-san to introduce me to the stages where I might perform and the directors who would mentor me.

 Thus, I am very thankful to them both.

 For the sake of my benefactors, Aqua-sama and Kohina Yukari-san, pray allow me to send you my strength as well!!


 267 Amamiya Kotori

 I was quite surprised to hear Misono-chan’s account.

 Truth be told, I participated in the Idol audition with that very intention.

 Oh, I should clarify, Amakusa Shikimi-san is quite irrelevant to this matter.

 Well, every clan has those wicked individuals who devise such schemes.

 However, as I desired to be an Idol from the outset, I used that plot, pretending to cooperate whilst I applied for the Idol audition.

 Hehe, I have been protecting Aqua-sama from the shadows, you know.

 Though, I suspect there are many others in this world who do the same.


 Aqua-sama, at the end of the Idol audition, you bowed your head to me with such honesty, asking if I might practice and wait whilst registered at the agency, as there was no one amongst the candidates who suited me, correct?

 In the year that followed, Aqua-sama truly found those who suited me.

 I am a bit behind the others, but I am finally making my debut.

 I wish to show that version of myself to Aqua-sama. So, I pray you, wake up!!


 268 Tomoe Setsuna

 I was so incredibly happy when Aqua-sama praised the singing I had been working so hard on during the audition.

 I was startled when, during the training camp, Aqua-sama suggested that I might drop the dancing and the other skills necessary for an Idol to focus as a serious solo artist focused on singing.

 But, I felt that path was better suited to me, as I am not very gifted at dancing or creating expressive faces.

 Thus, I placed my faith in Aqua-sama and became a solo artist.

 Aqua-sama, I am currently recording at the studio in the States that you introduced to me.

 I want you to be the very first to hear this song. So, please wake up, Aqua-sama!!


 269 Anonymous

 Aqua-kun, everyone’s waitin’ for ya. Wake up!!

 Show us that smile of yours!!


 270 Anonymous

 I was so happy to hear the passionate thoughts of the girls from the Idol audition.

 Thank you, Aqua-kun. For helpin’ us all find each other!


 271 Anonymous

 It just has to be Aqua-sama, doesn’t it.

 Because Aqua-sama is so fired up, everyone gathers ’round.

 Please, give us more of that heat!!

 Wake up, Aqua-sama!


 272 Anonymous

 Speakin’ of heat, that’s power. And power means hot-blooded!

 Let’s go!


 POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!


 273 Anonymous

 The recurring believers of the Church of Power…

 So, the era is indeed one of power, then?

 Well then, I shall jump on that bandwagon and send my own power, too!


 POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!


 274 Anonymous

 Everyone, don’t ye lose to the Church of Power!

 Aqua-sama, we’re here for ye too.

 Please, accept these pure feelings of ours.

 Aqua!


 275 Anonymous

 A world without Aqua-sama is straight-up garbage.

 Hurry up and wake up.


 Aqua!


 276 Anonymous

 The truly everywhere Saint Aqua Church believers…

 There is a saying that if you spot one, there are a hundred more.

 Aqua-sama. If Aqua-sama dies, who on earth is going to keep this crazy religion in check!?

 For the sake of humanity and the world, hurry up and wake up!!


 277 Anonymous

 I’m a BERYL fan.

 I love Toa’s cuteness, Mayuzumi-kun’s strong will, Tenga-senpai’s reliable back, and everything about Aqua-sama!

 So, please wake up. I beg of you!


 278 Anonymous

 Don’t y’all lose to those weird religions!

 Aqua-sama, we Bulletin Board users have been followin’ Aqua-sama from the very start.

 We’ve always watched over Aqua-sama from the shadows, and we’ve lost count of how many times we’ve been reported to the police.

 Even so, we want to protect Aqua-sama. That’s what we said as Bulletin Board users were hauled off to the station.

 Aqua-sama, wake up. Do it for the sake of the girls who fell along the way!!


 279 Anonymous

 ↑Serves you right LOL


 Yeah, I’m one of the ones who got hauled in back then.

 But back then, the Elite Guard hadn’t been informed yet, so everyone was desperate.

 It’s a good memory that we informed the Elite Guard together after everyone got caught.

 Well, we got taken over by that organization later, though.

 Aqua!


 280 Anonymous

 Damn it! The Saint Aqua Church is too strong!!

 These guys are seriously everywhere!


 Aqua-sama, you absolutely must wake up.

 If you don’t, the world will be destroyed by the Saint Aqua Church, not a Meteorite.

 Because these guys, if Aqua-sama dies, they’ll probably make you into a god on their own!!


 281 Anonymous’s Heroine

 Aqua-kun… you’re the hero who saved us, so you can’t just die and leave us behind, okay?

 Tsukasa-sensei or Aiko-chan-sensei wouldn’t write such a trash scenario.

 Because if Aqua-kun doesn’t wake up, this scenario isn’t complete!

 You’re a student of Kohina Yukari, so you wouldn’t let your work end unfinished, would ya?

 I’m gonna make the udon Aqua-kun likes and wait for ya!!

 I believe these feelings will reach ya! I’m leavin’ the rest to you, Hagetoru!! Mikoto-chan!!


 282 Anonymous

 Aqua-kun, I’m one of the girls whose brain was fried by Yuu-oni.

 Onii-sama wouldn’t leave his little sisters behind and die, would he!?

 Ayana-chan and Kohina Yukari are alive and kicking. So wake up, I beg ya!


 283 Anonymous

 My brain was hit with a hammer because of Yuu-oni too.

 If Aqua-sama dies, I’m gonna go crazy for sure.

 So wake up, please.


 284 Anonymous

 Aqua-kun. On TV, they say not to follow someone if the worst happens, but honestly, I don’t have that kind of confidence.

 So please live, and come back to us!!


 285 Anonymous

 I’m one of the folks waitin’ for the Yuu-oni sequel.

 A sequel without Onii-sama is absolutely impossible.

 So, Aqua-sama, please come back. I’m beggin’ you!!


 286 Anonymous

 I’m waitin’ for the Yuu-oni sequel too.

 Because that ending just leaves me feelin’ all fuzzy and unsatisfied!!

 Tsukasa-sensei hinted at a sequel, so please!!


 287 Anonymous

 You guys, how much do you love Yuu-oni!

 Ah, I’m lookin’ forward to the Yuu-oni sequel too, but I’m waitin’ for Hana-ata.

 So, wake up. Yuujin-sama is the only one who can play that role, it’s gotta be Aqua-sama!!


 288 Anonymous

 I saw Tsuwabuki-san’s reply and now I want to see the new recordin’ for Hana-ata too!!

 With those two now, they’d definitely deliver the best Hana-ata ever!!

 So, please, definitely wake up, Aqua-sama!


 289 Anonymous

 You guys are way too loyal to your own desires…

 Ah, Aqua-sama, I’m waitin’ for the continuation of Onmyouji (a supernatural story project) too!

 So, hurry up and get up!

 If it’s Aqua-sama who survived fallin’ from an airplane, this should be easy for you!!


 290 Lazu-sama

 Aqua Onii-sama. Please come back soon!!

 Everyone is waitin’ for Aqua Onii-sama to return!!

 It was none other than Aqua Onii-sama who helped me, a Hikikomori with no friends, make friends.

 So, Aqua Onii-sama, please wake upーーーーーー!!


 291 Anonymous

 Aqua-sama, there are so many people in this world waitin’ for you.

 Can’t you wake up already!?


 292 Anonymous

 Aqua-sama, I am one of the reporters for the Seibaku Newspaper.

 As expected, the pages don’t feel lively without Aqua-sama.

 Please hurry up and wake up!!


 293 Anonymous

 Everyone is waitin’ for Aqua-kun.

 Please, wake up! Aqua-kun!!


 294 Anonymous

 Seibaku, show some restraint!!

 I want to say that, but I’m an avid reader, so I can’t say nothin’!


 Ever since Aqua-sama disappeared, I feel like the TV screen has been dim.

 Wait, I realized the TV was just broken.

 I think this is also an influence of Aqua-sama bein’ gone.

 So, Aqua-sama, please hurry up and wake up and make a comeback.

 I’m buyin’ a new TV and waitin’ for Aqua-sama to return!!


 295 Anonymous

 Without Aqua-kun, the weather feels bad, I think.

 Did ya know? It hasn’t been sunny even once since that day. In the middle of summer…

 Please hurry up and wake up. If this keeps up, the crops that can’t get any sunlight will be in terrible trouble!


 296 Anonymous

 Aqua-sama, I am happy just knowin’ that you are there in this world.

 So, I can’t tell you to force yourself to wake up.

 But… if Aqua-sama still has attachments to this world, then please wake up.

 Everyone is waitin’ for Aqua-sama’s smile.


 297 Anonymous

 I’m also hesitant about whether or not to tell Aqua-kun to work any harder.

 Because Aqua-kun has already worked so hard for us and for the Earth.

 Even so, I would be so happy if you woke up!!


 298 Anonymous

 Everyone is the same.

 No one wants Aqua-sama to push himself further than he can handle.

 But Aqua-sama is definitely tryin’ to wake up.

 So everyone believes in that, and reaches out their hands like this!


 299 Anonymous

 That’s right. Everyone. Like Hagetoru said, let’s all reach out our hands to Aqua-kun!!

 Our passionate feelings! Please reach him, Aqua-kun!!


 Please leave 300 to our senior!!


 300 Tenga Akira

 Kouhai… where are you right now?

 I am right here. Always.

 Everyone is waitin’ for you.

 So, tell me where you are!!


 Do you remember, Kouhai?

 How you pushed me forward.

 Thanks to that, I was able to save Haruka-nee.

 I was able to marry Haruka-nee and make her happy.

 Right now, I am very fulfilled. But!! It’s not enough. I’m missin’ my Kouhai!!

 I’ll ask just one more time. Kouhai, where are you right now?

 Just one word is fine. Call my name, Kouhai!!


 Just as you pushed me forward on that day, at that time, this time I will push you, Kouhai, from behind and lift you up to where everyone is reaching out to you!!

 Kouhai, I am the elder of BERYL, after all. You can rely on me from the bottom of your heart. Rely on me!!

 As long as you keep callin’ me ‘Senior,’ Kouhai, I will always be your Senior!!

 When you are in pain, when you are in trouble, supportin’ you is my duty as the leader of BERYL!!

 So, call my name, Kouhai!!


 Until then, I will be waitin’ right here. Closin’ my eyes, listenin’ closely, for your voice to reach me!!


 —


 Trivia:

 - The thread features various text-board conventions including custom queue waiting systems due to massive global traffic concurrent with the immediate post-meteorite crisis.

 - The women posting in the thread express a genuine sense of body positivity and personal liberation derived entirely from Aqua’s unfiltered and absurd public declarations regarding large or flat chests.

 - Multiple high-profile canonical characters like Finus, Queen Shams, and Manaat actively participate anonymously or explicitly on the text board alongside standard anonymous netizens.

 - A functional division within the idol agency organization called the ‘Berry-Berry honey trap unit’ employs some of the individuals posting.

 - Shiro and Akimaru are pets with higher intelligence levels, presumably linked to AI systems.

 - The “Legend of Shirogane Aqua” is a self-deprecating collection of stories about his past failures.

 - Inori Hisui and other idols are actively striving to live up to Aqua’s standard, showing he is a mentor figure.

 - The reference to “680 years” in the baseball game implies Aqua has spent an absurd amount of time playing a single simulation game.

 - The “Mountain People” and “Last Survivor” references suggest Aqua has a deep history in specific gaming communities.

 - The fans believe Aqua’s in-game marriage events mirror potential real-life outcomes.

 - Kinetic Star members initially auditioned to be idols but pivoted to a girl band under Aqua’s guidance.

 - Aqua’s Christmas projects were a major recurring source of fan happiness and life changes.

 - The community is heavily invested in BERYL-related events and newsletters.

 - The community collectively refers to themselves as supporters or the Elite Guard at different points in their timeline.

 - The Saint Aqua Church is a recurring, somewhat comedic, cult-like presence that views Aqua with extreme reverence.

 - The Church of Power is another distinct group with its own internal terminology and rituals.

 - Tenga Akira’s development, specifically his marriage to Haruka-nee, is a direct result of Aqua’s mentorship.

 - Bulletin Board users have faced legal consequences for their intense efforts to protect Aqua.


 —


 Translation Notes:

1 Indicates user handle format matching classic text-board structures where the identifier precedes the commentary directly.

2 Mixed script representation combining alpha characters and kanji/kana, localized to capture the emotional emphasis placed on anatomical proportions.

3 Sarashi refers to a traditional Japanese long cloth wrapped tightly around the chest or torso, frequently utilized to compress or hide breast volume.

4 A satirical wordplay substituting the traditional handshaking event format (akushu-kai) with an intentionally explicit physical interaction concept.

5 Old-school Japanese text-board internet slang (5channel/2channel variant of omaera) used to address the collective online community with casual, blunt familiarity.

6 A corrupted text artifact or specific internet forum phrase indicating high-energy emotional engagement or a state of being profoundly moved.

7 Internet shorthand or an affectionate diminutive handle referring to the system administrator or server entity handling the network load.

8 A traditional Japanese dish made of meat, potatoes, and onions, often associated with home-cooked comfort food.

9 A term derived from “nakama” (companion/friend) used for the game’s collectible character system.

10 A stylistic localization of “Yui-kon” (marriage), combining the English word “wed” with the phonetic “Yui” to maintain the original’s character-based wordplay.

11 Refers to a professional or experienced individual invited to provide instruction or specialized insight to participants, here in the context of an idol training program.


Notes:


• Nekoyama – Nekoyama Toa is a petite, androgynous, energetic BERYL idol and support staff member managing live-streamed safety. Part of the Nekoyama lineage with brothers Subaru and Shintaro—whose eldest son’s social withdrawal impacts them—Toa openly discusses artificial insemination. He shares a close, dynamic bond with teammate Shirogane Aqua, challenging Aqua’s perceptions of gender.

• Subaru – A young junior in the Ai-dol industry, this Milk Dipper member spent years supporting her shut-in brother. Now, she joins her teammates in supporting Hisui and planned the joint live concert. She is determined to use her platform to connect idols globally and bring hope to others through music and gaming.

• Su – A young child who is still in the Shirogane Kingdom.

• Aqua – Aqua (Shirogane), or Aqua-kun, is a charismatic male idol, BERYL leader, and student with sharp eyes and sleek hair. Deeply treasured by his crew for saving Earth from crisis, he wields past-life wisdom, once saving Shintaro. After a space collision, he is currently unconscious in a comatose sleep inside a medical pod/shuttle, making him the target of a crucial rescue mission.

• Lapis – A young Shirogane sibling to Aqua and a student reminded to finish summer homework before his departure. She is also a member of the idol group Milk Dipper, where she struggles with fear but finds courage through her peers.

• Anon – A child who was expected to be in the room.

• Shirogane – Shirogane Aqua (Master Aqua), charismatic BERYL idol leader and Izanagi core crew member, is known for his striking face, sparkling eyes, and beige suit. Cool yet easy-going, his “descending god” aura shapes group ethics amid scandals over his multiple wives (including Kanon) and child Satsuki. Dubbed a “libido monster” by Yukari, his global success elevates his lineage in a skewed-gender world. A male idol in a world with a 1-99 gender ratio, he remains determined to save Earth from a comet collision, refusing to kill or debase others while maintaining his powerful, guiding influence.

• Aqua-kun – Aqua (Shirogane), or Aqua-kun, is a charismatic male idol, BERYL leader, and student with sharp eyes and sleek hair. Deeply treasured by his crew for saving Earth from crisis, he wields past-life wisdom, once saving Shintaro. After a space collision, he is currently unconscious in a comatose sleep inside a medical pod/shuttle, making him the target of a crucial rescue mission.

• Kohina Yukari – Female idol-actress and technical support worker known for her striking cowlick hair, toned physique, and shut-in lifestyle. While battling a severe flu, she portrays a crude General in a Taiga drama—rolling on tatami and picking her nose—alongside Aqua Shirogane. Off-camera, she coordinates machinery operations and emergency contingencies, balancing her technical career with dreams of motherhood.

• Mayuzumi – Mayuzumi Shintaro is BERYL’s calm, bespectacled male idol and a vital operative on the Izanagi’s critical mission. Pivotal to his group’s formation, he handles logistics and training coordination with intense loyalty. As a reliable anchor, he views meeting Aqua as fate and supports her growth and stability. During crises, he is a trusted contact to alert, balancing his performer and crew identity.

• Kohina – A blunt, sharp-tongued professional actress and mentor currently away in space, she masks her deep concern for Shirogane and hidden, vulnerable emotions behind a prickly, aloof facade. Values strength and self-reliance, yet possesses an altruistic streak. As a dedicated leader, she uses her wit to guide the group in their final mission, ensuring others survive despite her tough outward appearance.

• Yukari – Tall, broad-shouldered, and sharp-eyed, Kohina is a cynical actor and idol. Senior to Aqua but junior to the legendary Kohina Yukari, he is also a rival to Aqua, quietly navigating his romantic feelings. He mentors Ayana and dismantles the performances of Aqua and his relative Emiri with biting precision. Though he overexerts himself, he secretly joins a high-stakes meteor destruction mission.

• Kanon – Internet master, fashion icon, and Verification Team member Kanon-sama is Aqua’s devoted, jealous wife and mother. Close to Ayana and Emily—whose announcements she roasts with quick punchlines—the underage, chunibyo youngest sister hid her emotions behind a cool exterior. Suffused with extreme sleep deprivation, she left a note for Hakuryuu-sensei before blacking out under 6G of ship gravity.

• Fi – A member of Milk Dipper. A support staff member for the concert.

• Shirogane Aqua – Shirogane Aqua (Master Aqua), the cool, easy-going BERYL idol leader with a striking face and sparkling eyes, is an Izanagi crew member currently aiding space station evacuations. Married to multiple women including Kanon, the “libido monster” recently fathered Satsuki. His “descending god” aura anchors the group’s ethics amidst a tabloid scandal over his polygamy.

• Shams – One of the Harem princesses who goes to support the front lines.

• Manaat – One of the Harem princesses who goes to support the front lines.

• Mikoto – A self-proclaimed genius robot with a synthetic body and a member of the Verification Team. Exhibiting human emotions after inputting bulletin board data, this advanced AI provides vital technical data, calculates telemetry, and handles monitor controls to show Momiji’s face. Capable of piloting the shuttle, she retains consciousness at 12G and serves as a reliable source of information.

• Emily – Emily (Yukishiro Emily) is the graceful, heavily pregnant Yukishiro heir and high-academic Verification Team junior. Known as the “Impression King” and a straight-faced intercom clown, she co-hosts variety shows with her husband, Shirogane Aqua. Serving as a lively, dramatic co-pilot who blacks out under 9G, she is Kukuri’s “oneechan,” an Aqua mediator/reporter, and close to Hakuryuu-sensei.

• Morikawa – Momiji Morikawa is a space station evacuation survivor who shares her family name with her relative, Kaede, and their ancestors. Her outward appearance reflects the resilience of her lineage, and her close-knit identity is deeply rooted in these enduring familial relationships.

• Aki – An instructor from Space Experience X (SEX) Co. who has been dispatched to the Space Development Agency to oversee the training and launch of the Izanagi crew.

• Mikoto-chan – A self-proclaimed genius robot with a synthetic body and a member of the Verification Team. Exhibiting human emotions after inputting bulletin board data, this advanced AI provides vital technical data, calculates telemetry, and handles monitor controls to show Momiji’s face. Capable of piloting the shuttle, she retains consciousness at 12G and serves as a reliable source of information.

• Hagetoru – An exceptionally resilient individual, noted to be tougher than a cockroach, who is a legacy user of the Bulletin Board active since kindergarten. They maintain a distinct online identity and presence, known to others in the community for their annual tradition of April Fool’s shitposts.

• Saba-chan – A moderator entity or AI associated with server management (SSD capacity). Also refers to self as Mikoto.

• AI3510 – An artificial intelligence programmed to be absolutely loyal to Aqua.

• Akimaru – Male. A ninja dog given to Kazami Rin as a birthday gift. He had brown fur and was very loyal to Rin. Their relationship was close, but he was tragically killed during Rin’s ninja training. His death deeply affected Rin.

• Rin – A ninja-like fighter and subordinate who delivers items on behalf of the ‘Saint’. Known for running along walls, they also fight directly on the front lines.

• Hakuryuu – Ai-sensei (Teacher Hakuryuu) is a silver-haired, veteran Warrior of Light, matriarch, and narrator. A reclusive writer, idol, and gentle mentor baffled by modern life, she coordinates farewells for Aqua. While she doubts her art’s transcendent worth, her banned novels inspire devoted female fans and serve as a thematic guide for the protagonist, delivering dreams and hope to everyone.

• Tashinami – Kanon, now a married Verification Team member with a dreamy demeanor, appears as a motherly yet klutzy participant in the stream/board community. The Tashinami‑mom faction teases her for needing protection, especially around Aqua.

• Hisui – An idol performing on stage alone. An idol who faced a life-threatening illness in her youth and was saved by the idol industry.

• Inori – A high school student and Ai-dol who aspires to bring smiles to others.

• Ayana – Aya Tsukimachi is a cool, charismatic Japanese top idol, Eau De Cologne’s ace leader, and a joint live concert performer. Identifiable by her short hair, school uniform, and cherished plushie, she is fiercely determined to protect others’ smiles. She acts as a kind junior to Yukari, and is Aqua’s lover, friend, rival, and classmate, often getting jealous yet flustered by Aqua’s affection.

• Miyako – A member of Milk Dipper who supports Lapis during her moments of doubt. A support staff member for the concert.

• Yui – A dedicated Sperm Extraction Officer and researcher at the National Confidentiality Bureau, she maintains a professional demeanor despite her striking G-cup figure, which draws Aqua’s gaze. Bound to him by a link-contract holding rights to his reproductive cells, she balances her work responsibilities with fierce loyalty to Aa-sama and safeguards a device entrusted to her by Emily.

• Amakusa Shikimi – Commissioner leading the underground shelter evacuation planning.

• Amakusa – A Chief of security who protects Yui from attackers. A high-ranking government official and Yui’s superior at the National Confidentiality Bureau.

• Shikimi – A woman protected by Rihito during the skirmish.

• Tenga – Rough BERYL senior and Izanagi crew member Akira (King Tenga-senpai/Kamishiro) handles sound engineering for the fourth plan. Fierce yet loyal, he once fought Aqua but became his supportive pillar during crises, proving his integrity. Deeply tied to Earth, he lives near a farm with his partner Haruka and their children, balancing fear of removal with devotion to his crew and family.

• Toa – Toa, a male character featured in the author’s Moonlight short story updates, is a BERYL idol, livestreamer, and AI interface. He uses broadcasts for space communications and city navigation to safely explore. Aqua’s classmate and straight man, he shares a deep bond with him, always following his lead. Once an isolated shut-in, he has grown into a cheerful, teasing figure with a “cute-cool” aura.

• Tsukasa – Kei Tsukasa is a teacher from a lineage renowned for creating intense, “brain-scorching” scriptwritten content. Observing the battle from afar, they maintain a detached relationship with the participants while keeping their family’s distinct identity and creative legacy intact.

• Ai – A pregnant idol associate who appears via live video feed on Emily’s tablet, caught mid-makeup application, she’s Hakuryuu-sensei—a beloved teacher and partner whose massive appetite contrasts with her polished idol persona, now aiding Aqua’s mission through remote support while balancing her pregnancy and public image.

• Tsuwabuki – A veteran performer, once famed as a pretty‑boy lead, now celebrated for sharp, expressive comedic style; silver‑haired and keen‑eyed, she co‑stars with Aqua in a special drama, playing teacher Tsurugi Gaku and earning praise for her comic timing.

• Tenga Akira – Tall, sharp‑eyed, and often in black leather, this charismatic BERYL leader brings a confident stage presence, playing guitar while meticulously orchestrating logistics. Known for airy, blunt remarks that cut through tension with fans and bandmates, she also serves as a dedicated crew member assisting in high-risk evacuation scenarios, balancing intense passion with serious crisis management.

• Akira – Tenga is an 18-year-old male idol with a slender build, short silver hair, and a crisp stage uniform. A reliable senior to juniors like Aqua, he leads with poise despite his youth, though he blushes when gifted. Currently training for a space mission, he is also a member of a specialized team led by Prime Minister Habu.

• Haruka – A gentle, maternal woman living with Akira, she finds deep healing from past trauma through his affection and is currently pregnant with his child. She is also Tenga’s partner, waiting on Earth.


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