Chapter 3 Erotic Massage Therapist, Secured
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
”Wait, what exactly is an ‘Erotic Massage Therapist’?!”
I found myself nearly lunging toward the Princess. The maid instantly shifted her position to shield her mistress. She glared at me with eyes that seemed to be looking at a sex offender. You’ve got it all wrong. It’s not like I chose this job myself. Honestly, I’m the one who needs an explanation.
”I am terribly sorry, but I simply cannot bring myself to say it… Please, look at this,” Princess Leticia said.
She handed me a tablet. Let’s see here…
Anma Rakuo
Sex: Male
Job: Erotic Massage Therapist
General Skills:
* Language Comprehension¹
Allows the user to understand the language of any country. Restricted to the tongues of the Human Race.
Job Skills:
* High-Rank Massage²
Increases the efficacy of massage (blood circulation, sleep quality, recovery from fatigue, pleasure, etc.).
* Pleasure Sight³
By observing the target of the massage, the user can identify effective areas for treatment.
* Massage of Wisdom Level 1⁴
Enables the performance of various massage techniques. Levels up by bringing women to a peak multiple times through massage, unlocking new techniques.
* Level 1: Breast Enhancement Massage⁵
When used, increases the target’s bust size so that the difference between the top and under-bust increases by 1cm. A one-week cooldown is required before re-use on the same target. The enhancement is accompanied by intense pleasure.
Oh… wow. Now I get why Her Highness found it so hard to talk about. It would be pretty awkward to mention a skill that levels up by making women reach their limit. And what’s this about ‘accompanied by intense pleasure’ anyway?
”Let me see that too, you pervert,” the maid said, leaning in to peer at the tablet.
Her red hair swayed, and her ample chest brushed against my shoulder. Look, I haven’t done anything yet, so please stop calling me a pervert. And it’s not my fault your chest hit me, so stop looking at me like I’m something filthy. Her eyes scanned the text from top to bottom. Her brow furrowed deeply.
”Your Highness, this man’s ability is dangerous. He should be isolated… or perhaps, depending on the circumstances, I believe he should be exiled,” the maid said.
”E-Exiled?! Hey, isn’t that a bit harsh?!” I asked.
”No, it is perfectly appropriate for an ability like this. There is no telling what kind of abilities he might acquire in the future, and as long as there is a possibility they could be used to humiliate women, we should nip this seed of calamity in the bud. Your Highness, please give us your decision,” the maid replied.
”He is a Summoner we called here for our own convenience. Doing something like that would damage our relationship of trust with the others. I simply cannot do it,” Princess Leticia said.
”Then let us isolate him. If we say it is for the safety of the ladies, there should be little pushback,” the maid suggested.
”No… but… hmmm…” Princess Leticia muttered.
She stared intently at me.
”Alisha, what do you think of Anma-san’s ability? Ah, not the skills, but his combat ability. Is he truly an amateur?”
”He is likely an amateur. He doesn’t look to have the muscle for combat, and his movements when he approached Your Highness earlier were quite sluggish,” Alisha answered.
”You and the others could restrain him, couldn’t you?”
”Quite easily. I doubt even an ordinary maid would lose to him,” Alisha replied.
Sure, I’m not exactly athletic, but you didn’t have to be so blunt about me being ‘sluggish.’ My heart is made of glass, you know. And as for an ordinary maid not losing… Am I really that weak, or are all the maids here just super strong?
Her Highness was blushing, clearly agonizing over something. She looked at me, then at the maid, then at the tablet, and finally at her own… modest chest. Then, as if she had made up her mind, she raised her voice.
”Anma-san! If you would be so kind… would you perform a Breast Enhancement Massage on me?! I shall be the one to protect you!”
”Lady Leticia?! What on earth are you saying! A princess who has yet to be married allowing a man to rub her chest—there is no way that can be permitted!” Alisha cried out.
Alisha’s chest heaved as she shouted. Glaring at those breasts with sheer envy, Princess Leticia shouted back.
”It’s not like it matters! I’ll either be handed over to the Hero like a prize, or the Demon King’s subjugation will take so long that I’ll end up an old maid anyway! Besides, it’s just a massage, right?! I’m not losing my virginity, and as long as we keep it a secret, no one will ever know! More importantly, it’s about the enhancement! Growth! Someone with a chest like yours, Alisha, probably wouldn’t understand! But for someone with a chest like mine, this is a matter of grave importance! You don’t know, do you?! Those pitying glances directed at my chest every time I wear a dress?! I notice them! It’s miserable! If it’ll make my breasts bigger, I’ll let him rub them as much as he wants, and I’ll reach the peak as many times as it takes!”
”L-Lady Leticia! Please, pull yourself together, Lady Leticia!” Alisha cried out.
The Princess’s desperate, overflowing scream had completely overwhelmed the maid. However, after taking a breath, Alisha spoke slowly, trying to calm her down.
”Your Highness, even if you say that, how do you actually plan to manage this? While it is true we can keep this man’s job a secret, if Your Highness protects someone with a hidden profession and visits him constantly, people will start to suspect the worst,” Alisha said.
”If we hide it completely, it will definitely leak. That’s why… Anma-san, would you allow us to list your job as just a ‘Massage Therapist’?” Princess Leticia asked.
A Massage Therapist? Certainly, it wouldn’t draw as much criticism as ‘Erotic Massage Therapist,’ but… I could see the maid shaking her head slightly, as if she had given up.
”There were people with the job of Massage Therapist among the previous summoners. Records show they stayed at the palace and contributed to the health of the nobles, officials, and servants. Since they were said to possess the High-Rank Massage skill, it wouldn’t be seen as suspicious even if the patients felt a bit too good during treatment. With that precedent, there shouldn’t be any issues even if we take you under our protection this time,” Princess Leticia explained.
”I… I see…” I muttered.
”You may bring women to their peak if necessary, but please do not use the Massage of Wisdom. That would definitely be noticed. Use the Massage of Wisdom only on me or those directly under my wing,” Princess Leticia said.
”Eh? Yes, understood,” I replied.
”If you wish to level up, just say the word. I will dispatch my maids to you. I’m sure any of the girls with small chests will be more than happy to cooperate. Alisha, that is acceptable, right?”
”It is not ‘acceptable,’ but I suppose you have no intention of backing down? I’ll just have to deal with any problems if they arise,” Alisha replied.
The maid looked like she had completely resigned herself to fate. I don’t really get it, but it seems I’m not being exiled or isolated after all. Long live the Princess!
”Well then, we don’t have much time, so let’s settle on this. Anma Rakuo. Your job is Massage Therapist. Since it is not a combat class, we will provide you with protection at the castle. I shall visit you starting tonight, so please be prepared,” Princess Leticia said.
”Wait, what? Tonight?!” I asked.
”Yes. I look forward to working with you,” Princess Leticia said.
I was sent off by the smiling Princess and ushered out by the maid.
* * *
When I left the room, I was met by the Class President and Nishiyama-sensei, who both looked puzzled. The Princess had been screaming quite a bit, but it seemed the sound didn’t make it outside. Thank God.
”That took quite a while. Was everything okay?” the Class President asked.
”Was there some sort of problem? If you have something you’d like to discuss, please let us know,” Nishiyama-sensei added.
”N-No… my skills weren’t suited for combat, so we were just discussing what to do from here on out. Class President, you’re next, right? You should head in,” I said.
”You’re right,” she replied.
As I watched the Class President head into the room, I let out a sigh of relief. It looks like I won’t be exiled, but I wonder if I’ll really be okay from here on out…
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Summary:
Rakuo discovers his ‘Erotic Massage Therapist’ job comes with skills that require making women ‘peak’ to level up. Alisha, the maid, views him as a danger and suggests exile, but Princess Leticia refuses. Desperate to increase her bust size, Leticia strikes a deal to hide Rakuo’s true job under the title of ‘Massage Therapist’ so she can receive his treatments. The chapter ends with Rakuo secured in the palace but facing a nightly visit from the Princess.
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Character Insight:
Princess Leticia’s outburst reveals a deep-seated insecurity and a pragmatic, if slightly reckless, approach to her future. She feels undervalued and objectified (either as a prize for a hero or an ‘old maid’), which drives her to seize the chance for self-improvement through Rakuo’s skills, regardless of the scandalous nature. Rakuo, meanwhile, remains a passive protagonist, overwhelmed by the strong personalities of the women around him and his own bizarre circumstances.
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Behind the Scene:
The author notes that they debated between giving the Princess a breast enhancement massage or giving the maid a hair removal massage, ultimately deciding on the former.
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T/L:
Notes:
• Leticia – First Princess of the Holy Kingdom of Samonar. She has shining blonde hair, blue eyes, pitiful chest and a slender build.
• Anma Rakuo – The protagonist. A student who was observing his teacher during a math class before being summoned. Average build. He has been assigned the specific job of ‘Erotic Massage Therapist.’
• Alisha – A maid serving the Princess. She has red hair and a well-endowed chest. She is highly protective and skilled enough to easily restrain an average man.
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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