Chapter 61 The Fourth Morning ④
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
So I decided to try an **Appraisal¹**.
**[Status Window]**
Name:* Anma Rakuo
Gender:* Male
Job:* Erotic Massage Therapist
**[General Skills]**
Universal Language Comprehension:* Allows the user to understand the language of any nation. (Limited to human languages.)
Godly Virility²:* Drastically increases s**men storage capacity and production speed.
**[Job Skills]**
High-Rank Massage:* Enhances the physical benefits of massage (blood circulation, sleep quality, recovery, pleasure, etc.).
Pleasure Sight³:* Allows the user to identify erogenous zones and effective pressure points simply by looking at the target.
Massage of Wisdom Level 2⁴:* Unlocks specialized massage techniques. Level increases based on the number of times a female target reaches climax. New techniques are granted upon level-up.
Level 1: Breast Enhancement Massage:* Increases the difference between the target’s bust and underbust by 1cm. A one-week cooldown period applies to targets who have already received the treatment. The process is accompanied by intense pleasure.
Level 2: Hair Removal Oil Massage:* Removes hair from the treated area and provides post-treatment care. Effects last for 15 days. (Ineffective on scalp hair, eyelashes, and eyebrows.) This massage is accompanied by a persistent throbbing; the target will find it easier to accumulate s*xual desire during the effective period. Can be layered.
…Whoa.
The addition of the **Hair Removal Oil Massage** was fine. It was pretty much what I expected. There were plenty of things I could’ve nitpicked, but it was within my expectations.
But **Godly Virility**? You’ve gotta be kidding me. Where the hell did that even come from?
”Oh, it looks like you’ve acquired the **Godly Virility** skill. Congratulations,” Jane said desuwa.
”Ah… thanks,” Rakuo replied.
Jane had sat down beside me on the sofa and was peeking at the tablet. Judging by her reaction, it was a good thing. I mean, I guess it is? It better be.
”This is that ‘General Skill’ acquisition you mentioned earlier, right?” Rakuo asked.
”Precisely. I’ve heard that **Godly Virility** isn’t actually that rare. It’s quite common for people to learn it when their frequency of e**culation increases suddenly,” Jane explained desuwa.
”Right. Yeah. ‘Increased suddenly’ is one way to put it,” Rakuo muttered.
I was a virgin until the day before yesterday. I was trying to sound detached, but the truth was, Jane was the one who had caught the lion’s share of that “sudden increase.”
”Now that you have the **Godly Virility** skill, let’s keep working hard,” Jane said desuwa.
”Does that even have anything to do with it?” Rakuo asked.
”If you maintain this pace, the skill will eventually evolve into **Virile King**. Ultimately, it will become **Virile Emperor**, which ensures your libido never fades and allows you to maintain an erection at any time,” Jane said desuwa.
Is that really necessary? Because it feels extremely unnecessary.
”Wait, you don’t seem surprised. Were you expecting this?” Rakuo asked.
”Well, yes. There was talk that it would be stranger for you not to have a virility skill after ejaculating that much. It was predicted that you’d picked up something like this,” Jane replied desuwa.
”Wait, ‘talk’? With who? Who have you been talking to about this, Jane?” Rakuo asked.
”I assure you, I was not the one who initiated the conversation. Those weird creatures took it upon themselves to file a report. I must insist on that point,” Jane said firmly desuwa.
She’d said something similar yesterday. What the hell are these “weird creatures” she keeps talking about? Anyway, I’d had enough of the virility talk.
”So, about this hair removal massage. The duration is surprisingly long. Half a month? I assume that means it just grows back normally after that,” Rakuo said.
”That’s correct desuwa. Though, I don’t think it’s as long as you imagine. Once someone experiences being hairless, they usually want to stay that way. If you consider that they’ll need a session every two weeks, it’s actually a rather short window,” Jane explained desuwa.
I guess that makes sense. I probably don’t need to worry too much about the timing, then.
”The fact that it doesn’t affect head hair is a huge plus,” Rakuo noted.
”Indeed desuwa. With this, you could even do facial treatments for peach fuzz. The demand will be massive. I have no idea how the skill distinguishes between types of hair, though,” Jane said desuwa.
”…It doesn’t say anything here, but I wonder if it works on men’s beards?” Rakuo asked.
”We simply won’t tell the men, so it isn’t a problem desuwa,” Jane replied desuwa.
”That’s a relief,” Rakuo said.
I had zero interest in massaging a man’s face. Especially if it was going to leave him all “throbbing” with desire afterward. Absolutely not.
”I wonder if I could use it on my own beard,” Rakuo mused.
”Would you like to try? I can have the oil ready in a moment desuwa,” Jane offered desuwa.
I tried it. It just felt like I was washing my face.
”It didn’t work desuwa,” Jane noted desuwa.
”How disappointing. I thought I was finally free from the tyranny of the razor,” Rakuo sighed.
”Don’t you worry. I shall shave you myself, so it’s perfectly fine desuwa,” Jane said desuwa.
Honestly, having someone else hold a blade to your throat is terrifying. Moving on-the side effects.
”A ‘throbbing sensation’ and ‘easier to accumulate desire’… Is it bad if I don’t tell the girls about that part?” Rakuo asked.
”It would probably be better if you didn’t. A normal therapist’s skills would never have such a side effect, and we don’t want the **Massage of Wisdom** becoming common knowledge. Let’s just hope they assume they’re feeling frisky simply because they’re being massaged by a man,” Jane suggested desuwa.
”Will they really fall for that?” Rakuo asked.
”None of the girls in the Production Group seem to have much experience with men, so it should be fine. Even if they suspect your touch is the cause, no one is going to leap to the conclusion that s*xual frustration is a side effect of a hair removal massage,” Jane explained desuwa.
True. There’s no logical link between hair removal and libido. No one’s going to guess they’re part of the same skill.
”What do you make of this ‘stackable’ note? You can’t exactly double-remove hair,” Rakuo asked.
”Generally, I think it means you can extend the duration. If we look at it more cynically, however, it might mean the side effects stack desuwa,” Jane said desuwa.
”Meaning…?” Rakuo asked.
”Meaning if you perform a second treatment on the 14th day to keep the skin smooth, their libido might double. For example, if you do the next session on the 14th day after the first, their s*xual desire would reach even higher levels on that 14th and 15th day,” Jane explained desuwa.
Is that safe? If they turn into a localized heat wave right after a massage, they’re going to start connecting the dots.
”If the spike only lasts a day, we can just blame it on the afterglow of your oil massage. Once the Production Group is more accustomed to your **Massage of Wisdom**, we might be able to come clean,” Jane said desuwa.
”Accustomed? What does that even mean?” Rakuo asked.
”If you make them complete captives of your technique, they won’t want to distance themselves even if you tell them the truth. Your massage is one-of-a-kind, after all. If it were Nishiyama-sama or Owa-sama, I doubt they’d pull away even now. Though, I wouldn’t recommend testing that theory,” Jane said desuwa.
I don’t know. If I told them that getting a hair removal massage makes s*xual desire accumulate, I’m pretty sure they’d be disgusted.
”Those two have been in the mood during your sessions for a while now; it’s a bit late for them to be shocked. However, if they knew the truth, they’d likely step in to protect the other girls from becoming victims,” Jane added desuwa.
”So I’d be restricted to only massaging the people I’ve told. They’d warn everyone else to stay away for their own safety. That’s why you don’t recommend it,” Rakuo said.
”Exactly desuwa. Tell Nishiyama-sama, and you’re stuck with Nishiyama-sama. Tell Owa-sama, and it’s only Owa-sama. Of course, you could still massage the locals who aren’t Summoned like us, just as you have been,” Jane said desuwa.
Yeah, there’s no way Sensei or the Class President would let the other girls get turned on like that if they knew I was the cause. …Wait, would they really not pull away? That seems unlikely. Well, whatever. As long as I keep my mouth shut, it’s not an issue.
”Right. If I don’t have to say anything, I’ll just make sure it stays a secret. That’s it for the Appraisal, then. Do you want to use the tablet, Jane?” Rakuo asked.
”No, I’ll pass. I checked mine a little while ago. If I need to see it again, I’ll just ask the Prince,” Jane said desuwa.
”Fair enough. Let’s return it when Ena-san gets here,” Rakuo said.
Right on cue, there was a knock at the door. I wondered if it was Ena-san, or if Corinna was back from breakfast.
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Author:
Jane: (I certainly can’t tell him that my Appraisal this morning showed I’ve picked up three different erotic skills…)
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Summary:
Anma Rakuo performs an Appraisal on his skills, discovering a new Hair Removal Oil Massage and a passive skill called Godly Virility. He discusses the ethical implications and potential side effects of these skills with Jane. The chapter ends with a knock on the door as they prepare to return the Appraisal tablet.
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Trivia:
- Godly Virility increases both storage and production speed of s**men.
- Hair Removal massage can ‘stack’ its aphrodisiac side effects.
- Jane is secretly being monitored by ‘weird creatures’ that report her status.
- Jane herself has gained three erotic skills she is hiding from Rakuo.
- The hair removal effect specifically excludes head hair, eyelashes, and eyebrows
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Character Insight:
Rakuo struggles with the ‘erotic’ evolution of his hero-like skills, showing a desire to keep things professional despite the system’s nudges. Jane shows deep loyalty but also has a secretive side regarding her own skill development.
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Behind the Scenes:
The ‘weird creatures’ are a recurring mystery in ‘Narou’ style novels, often serving as game administrators or observers for the gods.
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TL Notes:
Notes:
• Anma Rakuo – The protagonist. A student who was observing his teacher during a math class before being summoned. Average build. He has been assigned the specific job of ‘Erotic Massage Therapist.’
• Jane – A maid with light blue hair. She has an AA-cup breast size and is desperate for breast enhancement.
• Nishiyama – The homeroom teacher and math instructor. She has a short stature, a womanly body with a large chest, long dark brown hair, and rounded hips, and speaks in a gentle manner. Wears a white dress cinched at the waist. Her Job is Flower Mage.
• Ena – A handmaiden with a C-cup breast size, medium brown hair, and an earnest expression, often blushing or showing clumsy moments. She has a strong, gutsy build and wears practical handmaiden attire.
• Corinna – A maid with black hair wearing a maid outfit. She is described as having very large breasts that bounce when she moves.
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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