Chapter 98 Stupid Talk
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
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”Alright, it’s done!”
”Wow~, Haruto-kun can do something like this too!”
”It’s just an easy one, though.”
After a hidden camera was found in the bathroom, Haruto made a partition in the clubroom (temporary) for changing clothes.
He borrowed unused wood and power tools from the engineering department of the same university and got an old curtain rail and curtains from the nursing department.
Now everyone can change clothes safely.
”Akane-chan, how’s Kono-senpai doing?”
”Even if Haruto-kun is there, everyone else is girls, so it seems totally fine.”
”Can we do the butt next?”
”Kono-senpai is only doing legs, so I think it’s okay.”
”Let me know if it’s too much, okay?”
”Got it!”
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”Okay, continuing from last time, let’s do calves, thighs, and buttocks! Starting with calves—they’re called the ‘second heart’ because….”
Calves act like a pump, sending blood back up when the muscles move. That’s why they’re called the second heart. But since they’re the biggest muscles at the bottom of the body, blood flow can get stuck easily.
”Actually, you’re not supposed to massage calves too hard! If blood gets stuck, it can form clots…”
If you massage stuck blood in the calves too hard, the clot can travel back to the heart and then to the lungs, which can be deadly.
”Wait, I’ve been massaging them when my muscles are sore…”
”Light massages are fine, but hard ones are bad!”
Most clots are small and not a big worry, but hard massages can rip them loose, so be careful.
”Next is thighs! Instead of pressing points, rubbing from one point to another is said to work better.”
Haruto explains the points and their effects. Everyone’s still taking notes seriously.
”Lastly, the buttocks—the points here have confusing names, so be careful in public.”
Not *kancho* (enema prank), but *kantsu* (ring jump).
Not *shoufu* (prostitute), but *shouhu* (supporting point).
Not *denchu* (utility pole), but *denchu* (middle of the buttocks).
”Yeah, I wouldn’t want to say *kancho* in public…”
”Right? Butt and *kancho*—there’s only one thing people will think of.”
”I get it! …So *kancho* is for constipation relief, right?!”
”Oh! I thought so too!”
”Nope! Constipation relief is *daichoyu* (large intestine point)!”
”Whaaat?! It’s not?!”
”Hahahahaha!”
With such silly jokes, the explanation ends. Finally, it’s time to practice the massages.
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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