Volume 1 Chapter 21 High Slime
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
Why does Mr. Zenom know I was having a horny dream?
Did I talk in my sleep really loud or something?
Mr. Zenom is one thing, but if Ms. Nina asked, it would be too embarrassing.
”N-No, it’s not like that…”
I don’t even know what’s different, but the words slipped out before I could stop them.
”What’s different?”
Ms. Nina’s icy gaze is terrifying.
”Calm down. I’m partly to blame here, after all, hmm”
What’s this about Mr. Zenom being responsible?
I can’t make heads or tails of this.
”Ah, explaining is a hassle. Let’s just try summoning a High Slime”
High Slime?
Is this about dissecting a quail or something?
Oh, but because of the commotion, I put off dissecting the quail.
The old one might be starting to rot.
But the meat might be the tastiest when it’s just starting to rot, maybe it’s getting a deeper flavor as it ages.
* * *
Now, we’re summoning a High Slime in the courtyard.
Mr. Zenom taught me a dwarf’s secret technique that requires chanting a complex spell,
but once you’ve summoned it successfully, the regular summoning is as easy as calling fish in a pond or pigeons in a park.
”Too, too, too”
It’s the words an old man taught me in the park when I was little to call animals.
I don’t know what they mean.
Maybe there’s no special meaning to them at all.
A green High Slime starts oozing out from the ground, gloop gloop.
Huh?
It’s moving differently than usual.
It’s rising up like a special effects movie, taking the shape of a person.
Before I know it, it turns into the form of a n*ked Ms. Flare.
Defying gravity, these bouncing boobs look familiar, it’s definitely the Super Ms. Flare from my dream.
”It was a dream, but it wasn’t just a dream?”
”What are you saying?”
While Mr. Zenom and I were saying silly things, Ms. Nina shyly covered her chest and groin with her hands and draped a spare robe over Super Ms. Flare.
At times like this, guys are pretty useless, I’m sorry.
* * *
After that, there’s an emergency meeting was called in the cafeteria.
”To put it simply, the High Slime tried to fulfill the ladies’ worries and your fantasies, and this is what happened”
Mr. Zenom said with a sad face.
I can’t believe the criminal who made the Toyata village scared was High Slime.
Yes, High Slime, I could feel it with My Searching skill when I checked the canal.
I didn’t think High Slime, who is usually gentle, would do this.
High Slime didn’t mean any harm. It seems like they used their special ability to make Ms. Flare and my fantasies come true.
High Slime, who absorbed the ladies’ fantasies, came to me last night, looking like Ms. Flare.
So, last night wasn’t a dream! It was real!
Mr. Zenom and Ms. Nina saw it?
Oh, I’m so embarrassed.
”You are a Servant of God, so no one can stop this now.”
High Slime can get in anywhere, and attacks don’t work.
Also, people can’t attack because it’s a Servant of the Goddess of Purification.
So, every night, Super Ms. Flare will do that to me?
Huh?
I don’t mind if we don’t stop it, right?
”If you had defeated even one slime, you wouldn’t be so close to High Slime. I didn’t check if you defeated a slime, it’s my mistake.”
The first quest for a Summoned Hero is to defeat a slime.
Mr. Zenom thought I defeated a slime because I’m a Hero, so he taught me how to summon High Slime.
I couldn’t even beat I’m Slime, so I quit the quest, but I didn’t know I was setting up this flag.
”Is there anything bad about being friends with High Slime?”
Yes, a troublesome incident happened, but High Slime, who looked like Ms. Flare, seems smart.
I guess I just have to be careful not to cause any more trouble?
”Well, it’s usually a problem, isn’t it? The other party is a ball of uncontrollable good intentions. You’re not wise enough to control my delusions.”
”Still, that all actions come from good intentions can actually make things worse.”
Today, Ms. Nina is a little scary.
”Um, master? What should I do now?”
”I don’t know. Not everyone possessed by the High Slime has been unhappy. If we look into ancient dwarf texts, maybe there’s a clue.”
”Where can I find those texts?”
”They’re buried deep underground after a collapse at the Mithril Mine.”
Those texts are useless.
”So, I think it’s important to discipline yourself strictly and cast away worldly desires.”
Ms. Nina says something really complicated again.
Basically, I just shouldn’t indulge in delusions, right?
Nirvana and meditation every day… hmm, given my personality, that’s impossible.
What if I think the other way around?
Isn’t controlling delusions much easier than throwing away all worldly desires?
If Super Ms. Flare is the product of my delusions, then she should obey my every wish and say things just as I want.
”Um, Ms. High Slime? Do you understand these words?”
I try talking to Super Ms. Flare, who looks at us blankly and listens.
”Word? I… I understand.”
Wow, she talks a little awkwardly but seems to be able to speak properly.
Mr. Zenom and Ms. Nina look very surprised.
”From now on, please don’t attack the women.”
”Yes. I… will be careful. Understood.”
See?
It worked out, didn’t it?
Even wise old people say that if you talk, you’ll understand each other.
* * *
”Ms. Lime, please take this.”
Since Ms. High Slime is long, I decided to call her Ms. Lime.
Since it’s awkward to go out now, I’m helping Ms. Lime dismantle the quail.
When I hand her the parts to throw away, the raw garbage is sucked into Ms. Lime’s hand as is.
It’s surreal.
”From what I know, those possessed by High Slime are swallowed up by their own desires and ruin themselves.”
Ms. Nina still seems a bit not satisfied and keeps muttering.
Sure, being careless is dangerous, but everything depends on me.
High Slime has no attack, but its defense is overwhelming.
Since it has no core like normal slimes that makes it weak, physical attacks are almost useless.
If Ms. Lime joins the party, our options will open wider.
I can’t say I have no guilty feelings at all, but I do seriously think about this too.
We have lots of meat, so I decide to visit and apologize to the wives we disturbed.
Looks like it was interested enough in me to summon the High Slime.
Hehe
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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