Volume 13 Chapter 12 Ufufufu, this, this~desuwa!
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
”Oh, ho ho ho… this—this is the one!”
The system window flickered at the edge of my vision, but I, Takumi, simply chose to ignore it. I’d checked that screen over a dozen times, and the contents hadn’t changed a bit. Because that bastard—the ‘First Emperor’—had forcibly purchased the Quvarian Empire, the system now treated us as the same entity. Consequently, the Emperor’s authority and oppressive presence were being forcibly applied to me, too.
The consequences were disastrous. If I so much as walked through McGaref, the gatekeepers and citizens would catch a glimpse of my face and instantly collapse to their knees, bowing their heads while trembling. “Y-Your Majesty…!” they’d stammer.
Honestly, I really wish they’d stop.
”I mean, seriously… the guy goes and tears up my board like he owns the place, and then he forces these annoying specs on me, too?” Takumi complained.
”But you know, Takumi-sama, you look really cool as an Emperor, too,” Aria chirped.
”Indeed, your masculine charm is being polished to a fine sheen, desuwa,” Meruru added with aristocratic poise.
Aria and Meruru, currently pouring my tea, offered these backhanded compliments while gracefully smoothing out their maid outfits. Incidentally, the fact that Meruru was also in a maid outfit was more of a personal preference. I mean, look at them—blonde, busty maids who look like twins? Of course, I love Meruru’s leotard-style battle costume too, but for Aria, who actually possesses the ‘Maid’ skill, the classic outfit just fits.
”But still, an Emperor walking through McGaref is just…”
There was another problem. Princess Flavia, Sheryl’s sister, was currently being transported here… completely naked. I couldn’t exactly turn her away, but… did that bastard expect me to just accept her and defile her?
Just then, the door opened softly, and Kurumi-chan poked her head in.
”Takumi-kun, sorry to interrupt your tea time,” Kurumi-chan said.
”No, it’s fine. What’s up?” I asked.
For the record, I was in the McGaref Government Office. I couldn’t exactly have the Emperor hanging out in the merchant guild room. Also, Chieri-san had already staked her claim on the secretary’s office.
”It looks like Weed-san has arrived in McGaref,” Kurumi-chan reported.
”Really!?” I exclaimed.
At Kurumi-chan’s report, I stood up instinctively. Weed-san was a top-tier powerhouse, ranked in the double digits. We had a long history, and he had served as my clan’s military advisor—a veteran of countless battlefields. And he was the one who had presented Chisame to Chinatsu-chan… I wondered if he still had it.
”And, you know, he’s not alone this time. There’s a princess with him. A ‘female-go’ Rira-sama,” she added.
”Female-go Rira-sama… if I recall, she’s currently ranked 6th, right?” I muttered.
She was the princess of the Dragon Kingdom of Enied, whom Weed-san had served as Vice-Captain of the Order of Knights. We hadn’t had any contact in the previous timeline, but she’d come along this time?
”And get this!” Kurumi-chan said.
”Get what?” I asked.
”It sounds like she has Chisame!”
Kurumi-chan sounded uncharacteristically hyped. Honestly, I couldn’t blame her. This was major news. The moment Chinatsu-chan held Chisame, she transformed into the top-ranking ‘White Wall.’
”Where’s Chinatsu-chan?” I asked.
”Someone is going to go get her right now,” she replied.
I shot a quick glance at Meruru, but she just shook her head. Since we didn’t know when Livia-sensei might launch a surprise attack, Meruru insisted on sticking by my side as a bodyguard. I couldn’t argue with that.
”Alright then, let’s go greet Weed-san and his party in the Government Office,” I decided.
Given their status, this would technically be a formal audience… though I preferred to keep it a private conversation. When I conveyed that intent, it was accepted without question.
”Hmm, so you are the rumored Emperor Takumi,” Weed-san rumbled.
”How rude of you, Weed-sama. It is Emperor Quvar—Your Majesty, to you, desuwa,” Princess Rira corrected him.
It was nostalgic… it really was Weed-san. He didn’t have much stubble, but otherwise, it was definitely him. However, my gaze was drawn to the petite girl standing next to him.
Clad in a lavish dress adorned with extravagant frills, she sat in her chair with such elegance that she looked like royalty in every sense of the word. A lovely face, beautiful blonde hair cut short. It was hard to believe that this was the ‘female-go’ Rira-sama, who outranked even Chinatsu-chan—the strongest person in the world, excluding the Witch. But even Weed-san, when he lost to Chinatsu-chan, had rated her by saying, “She’s a match for that female-go Rira.”
”A pleasure to make your acquaintance. I am Rira=Enied, currently occupying the bottom seat of the 6th rank, desuwa,” she said.
Her voice was as clear as a ringing bell, overflowing with refinement. Yet, strapped to her back was a long, heavy weapon, wrapped tightly in thick cloth, which looked entirely out of place for such a delicate princess. The smell of blood and a malevolent aura leaked from it. It was, without a doubt, the real ‘Chisame.’
”A pleasure to meet you, too. I am Takumi Nasu. I am grateful to you and Weed-dono for helping suppress the chaos in Quvar,” I said.
”Oh, ho ho. To receive such words directly from Your Majesty the Emperor… I am honored beyond measure, desuwa,” Princess Rira replied.
So refined… but Chinatsu-chan looked like a traditional Japanese doll and was a total battle-junkie, so I already recognized the scent of our own kind.
”We don’t have our memories, you see. But I have heard from Princess Sheryl that I once served as your deputy commander,” Weed-san said.
A pity… no memories. But at least they seemed to have a good impression of me.
”Furthermore, we received word from the Imperial Capital that followed us here, informing us that Takumi-sama desires this weapon,” Princess Rira noted.
Rira-sama was stroking the Chisame she had taken out. There was something about the way she did it… I could tell. She loved the strong. She was changing her atmosphere like a cat having its chin scratched.
”So, would you be willing to part with Chisame for me?” I asked.
”Of course, I must refuse, desuwa,” she replied.
”Now, now, Rira,” Weed-san chided.
Despite Weed-san’s reprimand, Rira-sama hugged Chisame to her chest and puffed out her cheeks in an adorable pout.
”After all, Weed-sama has already had a life-or-death battle with that Chinatsu-sama, hasn’t he?” she noted.
”I don’t remember it, but that seems to be the case,” Weed-san grumbled.
”Then I, too, wish to have a life-or-death battle with a serious Chinatsu-sama, desuwa,” she insisted.
Yeah, I figured it would come to this.
It was so well within my expectations that I wasn’t even surprised. Aside from the Witch and the resurrected Berhardt-san, they were the two strongest people in the world. The dainty princess smiled softly, but dark, beast-like lights glinted deep within her eyes.
”If you allow that, I will hand this weapon over to Chinatsu-sama. I will, of course, register my resurrection point, so I will not cause Your Majesty any trouble, desuwa,” she promised.
And so, I engaged in a serious discussion about the state of the world with the two of them… just as Chinatsu-chan came rushing back, with enough force to shatter the stairs.
”Aaaah, Chisame, Chisame! I missed you, I missed you so much! ♡” Chinatsu-chan squealed.
Chinatsu-chan was shedding tears of joy while rubbing her cheek against the blade. But seriously, Chisame-san? Could you stop the rattling sound? It’s a cursed blade, and it’s freaking me out.
”My, I didn’t know this weapon could be so happy. How wonderful, desuwa,” Rira-sama remarked.
”Thanks for everything, Weed-san. And also…” I said.
Whoa. Even I could feel the killing intent colliding. Could you two please stop sending killing intent while smiling at each other? I felt like I was going to foam at the mouth and collapse.
”Are you that cute princess, Rira-san?” Chinatsu-chan asked.
”Yes, that is I, desuwa. I am Rira, ranked 6th, known as the ‘Crusher of All Things,’” she replied.
”I’m the ‘White Wall,’ Asakura Chinatsu. No rank yet, though,” Chinatsu-chan said.
”Oh, ho ho,” Rira-sama laughed.
”Ahahaha,” Chinatsu-chan echoed.
No, seriously, this is terrifying. I feel like I’m going to piss myself. It’s fine for Weed-san and Meruru—they’re powerhouses—but I’m just a combat-level-5 water flea!
”Shall we begin, then?” Rira-sama asked.
”You want to be my opponent for testing out Chisame, don’t you?” Chinatsu-chan asked.
”My, I’ll be sure not to shatter the weapon with my ‘Crusher of All Things.’ But I will shatter Chinatsu-sama’s head, so I suppose your brains will be on display for all to see,” Rira-sama threatened.
”And are you prepared to have your insides exposed to Takumi-kun before you even get to the ‘good part,’ hmm? ♡” Chinatsu-chan retorted.
It’s scary… too scary. Every word was imbued with such intense spirit that they could probably kill a small animal just by talking.
”Naturally, if Your Majesty were to seek me as a concubine, as a princess of a vassal state, I would gladly open my legs for you, desuwa,” Rira-sama offered.
”Well then, after we’re done, you can have a ‘night battle’ with Takumi-kun and lose your virginity, right? ♡ If I win, you’ll be defiled as a defeated slave, and if by some chance Rira-san wins, you’ll be held gently as a princess, okay? ♡” Chinatsu-chan added.
Wait, is that how it works? And my fiancée Weed-san is standing right next to us! But Weed-san was just acting like it was a summer breeze… whether Chinatsu-chan wins or loses, does she end up bedding this princess?
”Hey, Takumi-kun… ♡” Chinatsu-chan called out.
Chinatsu-chan looked at me with a feverish, sickly sweet voice. The exposed killing intent and the impulse for violence were swirling together into a viscous sludge.
”Can I kill the princess, okay?” she asked.
…Yeah. You really shouldn’t beg for things like that, Chinatsu-chan. I could tell that the excitement of facing a strong enemy and the thirst for the brutal death battle about to unfold were stimulating Chinatsu-chan’s M-tendencies to the absolute limit. You know, the way she was rubbing her thighs together… that meant she was getting turned on, didn’t it?
”Yeah… well, you’re going to do it even if I say no, right?” I sighed.
”Yep! ♡” she chirped.
It’s not “Yep!” Chinatsu-chan.
And the moment she drew Chisame from its sheath… the air changed completely.
”Oho, to think it would be to this extent. She truly did defeat the ‘Black Sword King’ for a reason,” Weed-san noted.
The air froze, and a literal shinigami manifested. Chisame rattled its hilt, trembling in ecstasy as it welcomed the return of its master and sought the blood of its sacrifices.
”Ahahahaha! This, this is it!” Chinatsu-chan screamed.
”Oh, ho ho ho… this—this is it, desuwa!” Rira-sama laughed.
Wow… and look at that reaction. I might have brought together two of a kind that should never have been introduced to one another. Weed-san and I could only exchange glances and offer a bitter smile.
I mean, even Weed-san was visibly taken aback—that is truly yabai.
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Summary:
Takumi prepares to host a formal but private meeting in the McGaref Government Office to discuss regional instability and the acquisition of the cursed weapon Chisame. Princess Rira and the veteran warrior Weed arrive, confirming they possess the blade and seeking a deadly duel with the powerhouse Chinatsu. The tension escalates as the two battle-junkies meet, with Chinatsu and Rira openly discussing lethal combat and sexual conquest, leaving Takumi deeply unsettled by the looming carnage.
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Trivia:
The ‘First Emperor’ forcibly purchased the Quvarian Empire, linking his system authority to Takumi.
Princess Flavia is being transported to Takumi’s location while completely naked.
Weed served as Takumi’s deputy commander in a previous timeline, though he currently lacks these memories.
Rira claims to be ranked 6th, while the Witch is excluded from the world’s power hierarchy.
The cursed blade Chisame possesses a malevolent, sentient aura that causes it to rattle when near its owner or sacrificial targets.
Notes:
• Quvarian Empire – Ruling kingdom. Harsh world, restricted freedom.
• Takumi – Takumi Nasu, a young Japanese man with past-life memories, transmigrates as the Quvarian Emperor. Burdened by oppressive authority from a system anomaly, he struggles for normalcy. Secretly ruling McGaref while posing as a humble adventurer, this reality-warping monarch covertly rebuilds his empire, balancing political manipulation, a vast slave collection, and the Night Butterfly courtesans.
• McGaref – Fortress city, adventurer hub.
• Aria – Aria (Funakoshi Aria-san) is a blonde, busty, ice-blue-eyed maid with a bright smile and gentle personality. Possessing the Maid skill and logistics expertise, she serves Takumi with refined grace and constant support. Initially masterless, she briefly joined Rinko’s group to handle meals and chores. She also intercepts communications and supports anxious peers, maintaining close team ties.
• Meruru – A blonde, busty maid who resembles Aria and doubles as Takumi’s bodyguard. She often wears a maid outfit for personal reasons but is also skilled in combat.
• Flavia – Acting head of the Quvarian Empire, she is a young princess with pink hair, curvaceous figure and prominent breasts. Raised for political marriage and trained in sexual techniques rather than governance, she bears a dignified yet desperate resolve to sacrifice herself for her nation’s safety.
• Sheryl – As the Second Princess of the Quvarian Empire, this red-haired former Empress candidate is a brilliant reformer atoning for her nation’s betrayals. A survivor of a past political purge now serving as Takumi’s enslaved spy, she sows chaos from within while providing strategic advice. Despite being politically savvy, she is mentally and physically drained by her ordeal. She debuts in v6c26.
• Kurumi – A young girl who serves as an intermediary, reporting vital info to Takumi about powerful individuals arriving at the Government Office. As a member of the group, she struggles with feeling out of place due to her status, eventually revealing her own harrowing experiences with exposure training.
• Chieri – Provisional Governor of the Autonomous Government, a young, beautiful woman in a military uniform, long purple hair, nipple piercings, high‑ranking Quvarian Empire officer and noblewoman. She is a Memory Holder recalling Takumi’s former title, recently married on paper to her fiancé, a virgin wife and VIP from the Empire, now being broken into submission by Takumi and Marina.
• Weed – A retired knight, former military advisor, and top-tier powerhouse, this veteran disguised himself as a sword seller. Behind his bloodthirsty grin lies elite “Sword Master” skill and immense combat strength. Though his long history with Takumi has been forgotten, he remains a legendary martial arts master.
• Chinatsu – A black-haired, B-cup Asakura-ryu iaijutsu master (12th-ranked) known as the exceptionally strong “White Wall.” Volatile and battle-hungry, she is Takumi’s first slave and lover, Hikari’s close friend, and a masochistic adventurer who tracks the Takumi-kun Princess Party. She recently returned from labyrinth scouting and possesses a deep, obsessive bond with her cursed sword, Chisame.
• Rira – Ranked 6th globally, Rira is the blonde princess of the Dragon Kingdom of Enied, a dangerous battle-junkie wielding a cursed blade despite her refined look and aristocratic speech. Secretly a playful, striking classmate and god-tier companion to Takumi, she uses an evolving ‘Intuition’ skill, balances political duties, and uses lively regional phrasing within Takumi’s intimate inner circle.
• Dragon Kingdom of Enied – It is Weed’s homeland, appeared as part of his introduction, notable for its elite Guardian Knights.
• Livia – The 8th-ranked imperial witch, heir of Cartera, and brilliant “Witch of the Turning Heavens” who suspects the truth. Driven to hate Quvar by the death of her friend Lilus (Neige’s sister), this austere, feared figure twists loyalties to save the world. She opposed the Ghost Army, secretly backed Princess Sheryl, and toppled the Emperor by using then betraying Gritch. First appears v9c3.
• Nasu – The family name carried by Takumi. The name is associated with the Ruler of McGaref and the legendary First Emperor.
• Berhardt – Black Sword King, resurrected from the Underworld, stands as a towering, muscular figure in the First Emperor’s inner circle. As 1st Division vice‑commander he is simple‑minded, straightforward, mocked as a toy yet unbeatable in battle. He slaughtered Sheryl’s guards, captured her, later faced Chinatsu, laughing through bloodshed.
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