Chapter 108 Barbecue
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
Day 42 of the Tester Life. Holiday. Sanada Yakumo’s Room, Living Area.
”Alright, it’s cooked to perfection. Dig in, you two-it’s great,” Sanada Yakumo said.
”Yay! Real meat! It feels like it’s been forever!” Karen cheered.
”The smell alone is incredible… I think I’m actually going to cry,” Sanae said, her eyes already welling up.
I handed the skewers of charcoal-grilled meat and vegetables to Karen and Sanae. They both beamed at me, though Sanae looked like she was on the verge of a breakdown over a piece of beef. Beside us, Sayaka was carefully tending her own grill, while Sheena sat at the edge of the barbecue pit, a blissful look on her face as she grilled a skewer consisting of nothing but carrots.
I wanted to tell her to at least add a little protein to the mix, but remembering how much pure joy Sheena showed when we bought those carrots, I kept my mouth shut. It was our first BBQ in ages; I wasn’t going to ruin the mood with nagging.
After scouted the isolated island and the Magic Tent¹, we decided the first order of business was to make this place livable. We opened the Shop and went on a collective spending spree for furniture, bedding, and appliances. We picked out beds, wardrobes, and curtains for every room, plus a massive six-seater sofa for the lounge. For the kitchen, we grabbed a high-capacity fridge and a standalone freezer. I even caved and bought hair dryers and facial steamers for Karen and Sheena.
I didn’t think the beauty gadgets were necessary-5,000 DP² is a lot for a steamer-but Karen had been tactical. She explained the machines to Sheena, got her hooked on the idea, and secured a powerful ally. It was a total strategic victory for her. Sayaka looked like she wanted one too, so I didn’t have much of a choice. Sanae just listened with a bored expression. Since she’s apparently a disaster in the kitchen, I’ve realized I shouldn’t expect much “feminine grace” from her anyway.
Next came the clothes. I picked out some short-shorts for their loungewear-there’s nothing better than seeing a bit of bare leg around the house. Sanae tried to insist on a baggy tracksuit, but I shut that down. I’m the one who has to look at her, after all.
I took total control over the underwear. T-backs for everyone, naturally. I bought three sets each in different designs. For Karen, I went with white, pink, and black. For Sanae, it was white, black, and blue. When I gave them the “gifts,” they both got flustered, but they thanked me and took them. Because the Shop’s underwear has an auto-sizing enchant, each set costs a staggering 10,000 DP. Dropping 60,000 DP on panties was a hit to the wallet, but it was an investment in my own nighttime entertainment. I’ve never been the type to be stingy when it comes to erotica.
Once the living room was packed with gear, I had Rock and Saizou help us lug everything into the rooms and the Magic Tent. We also moved our equipment from the Service Room to the Party Room. Sanae saw the mountain of bows and arrows we’d found in wooden treasure chests and asked for the lot, so I handed them over.
I knew she’d want to fight. As the vice-captain of the Archery Club, she wasn’t the type to sit on the sidelines while Sayaka put herself in danger. She’d already proven how impulsive she could be by causing that scene at the Training Facility. But as soon as I gave Sanae the green light, Karen jumped in too.
”I’m going to fight as well! I want to save Leti as soon as possible!” Karen declared.
I’d told them during breakfast that I planned to buy Leticia once we cleared the 15th Floor, and that I’d already asked the succubus to send her sweets. Karen was incredibly moved by that, but I hadn’t expected her to volunteer for the front lines. Unlike Sanae, she didn’t have a specific combat skill-at least, until I remembered her talking about her life in rural America.
I pulled a Magic Gun³ from my pouch and showed her how it worked. She practically tackled me in a hug. “Yes! I can actually be useful with this!” she cried. She told me she used to hunt pests with rifles back home. If she could handle a rifle, a few practice sessions on the beach would make her a sharpshooter. Honestly, she’d probably be a more immediate asset than Sanae, who was used to shooting stationary targets at a range.
Sanae didn’t take that well. She shot Karen a competitive look and asked if she could set up some targets on the sand. I gave her the go-ahead. The rivalry was officially in full swing.
By the time we’d finished the “move,” stocked the Magic Tent with emergency rations, and bought the essentials, it was nearly noon. Since we had a private beach, I suggested we buy a pavilion and a proper BBQ pit from the Shop. No one argued. Everyone was motivated, slicing meat and skewering veggies with more energy than I’d seen in days.
I had to laugh when Sheena’s eyes lit up as she begged for “fifty more carrots,” but Sayaka shut her down and capped her at ten. Still an absurd amount of carrots for one person.
While Sheena sat there obsessively peeling her hoard, I took Sanae and Rock down to the shore to set up the pavilion. Saizou, being the most dexterous, stayed to help Sayaka and Karen prep. He also served as a safety measure, since Sayaka didn’t trust Sanae with a kitchen knife.
With the prep done and the cooler box stocked with ice, beer, and soda, the beach BBQ was officially on.
”Ah, what divine sweetness… and this ‘beer’ is quite exquisite. I believe I should like all my future meals to consist solely of carrots,” Sheena purred.
”Absolutely not. Your nutrition would be a disaster. I’ll design a menu that incorporates carrots, but you have to help me cook, Sheena-san,” Sayaka replied.
”Muu… very well. I cannot allow my selfishness to compromise my beloved Husband-sama’s health. But I insist the salad be carrots and nothing else!” Sheena conceded, her rabbit ears drooping slightly.
You’d get sick of it in a day, I thought, but before I could speak, Sanae snapped.
”You’re going to compromise our health too, you know!”
”Sex slaves should be happy with scraps,” Sheena retorted coolly. “Even the peelings are too good for you.”
”What?! I am not just a s*x slave! I’m Yakumo’s proper lo-lo-lo-lov—” Sanae stammered.
”You want me to ‘come’ (koi)? I decline,” Sheena said, intentionally misinterpreting her. “My carrots are perfectly grilled, anyway.”
”N-No! That’s not what I meant!”
”Now, now, Sanae,” Karen chimed in, “the meat’s getting cold. Let’s just eat!”
”Ugh… just you wait, you poison-tongued bunny. I’ll show you who’s more useful in the dungeon,” Sanae muttered.
”Fufu, if that means you’ll serve Husband-sama better, then I welcome it. Though, I do wonder if you can hit a moving target. I hope your arrows find a Kobold or a Green Wolf as easily as they find a hay bale,” Sheena said.
”I’ll hit them! You’ll see!”
”That’s enough, both of you. Don’t ruin the vibe,” I said.
I had to step in before things got ugly. They really didn’t mix well-or rather, Sheena was clearly enjoying pushing Sanae’s buttons. Sanae was so short-tempered it made her an easy target.
”My apologies, Husband-sama,” Sheena said, bowing her head.
”Ugh… sorry,” Sanae muttered.
”I’m not asking you to be best friends, but stop picking fights,” I warned.
With the tension broken, the atmosphere lightened. Out in the surf, Rock was diving into the waves, coming up soaking wet and happy. Saizou was sitting cross-legged on the sand, focused on practicing his ninja hand-signs. Rock was going to be a sandy, salty mess; I’d have to figure out a place to wash him down later.
Gazing at my summons and my girls, I let out a satisfied breath. This was the life.
”Alright, stomachs are full. Time to hit the water!” I said.
”Yay! Oh, wait-I don’t have a swimsuit! Do they have them in the Shop?” Karen asked.
”They had school swimsuits and competitive ones,” Sayaka noted. “But they were really pricey.”
”We don’t need those,” I said flatly. “No one else is here anyway.”
I wasn’t about to drop 10,000 DP on a swimsuit that covered more than their underwear.
”Wait… so you mean we’re going in naked?” Karen blinked.
”Th-that’s scandalous! I’ll just go in with my clothes on!” Sanae stammered.
”Master, even I feel a bit shy being completely naked in broad daylight,” Sayaka added.
”Muu… fine. This is an order: **’Everyone strip. You can keep your shorts on, but that’s it.’**”
Since even Sayaka was resisting, I decided to compromise. Topless it was. I poured my Mana Capacity⁴ into the command, making it clear that I wasn’t open to further negotiations.
”Eek! My body’s moving on its own!” Karen squealed.
”Hey! That’s cheating, Yakumo! I can’t stop myself!” Sanae yelled.
”Stop your whining, you lewd woman,” Sheena teased as she began to undress. “I’d happily go full-frontal. A wife’s duty is to fulfill her Husband-sama’s every whim, after all.”
”What?! I-I can do that too!” Sanae shouted, her competitive streak overriding her shame.
”Master… you’re so naughty,” Sayaka whispered, her face crimson.
”Kukuku, sorry, ladies. A nudist beach is every man’s dream,” I said with a grin.
Karen moved fast, shedding her top and unhooking her bra to let her massive breasts spill out with a heavy bounce. Sanae grumbled the whole time, but Sheena’s taunts made her strip at double speed. Sayaka, meanwhile, just gave me a reproachful, blushing look. I gave her a silent apology as I kicked off my sweats, stripping down to my own underwear.
We dove into the ocean, surrounded by the rhythmic swaying of eight unrestrained breasts. We splashed and chased each other through the waves, but it wasn’t just a game of tag. I was the permanent “it,” and the penalty for being caught was simple: I got to keep their shorts.
Karen was the first to go, left completely bare in the surf. Sanae followed shortly after. I tucked their snatched panties into the waistband of my own underwear like trophies of war. Once I’d claimed my prizes, I ordered the two of them to wait on all fours under the shade of a palm tree.
”Fufu… caught by Husband-sama. You truly are nothing like those meat-headed Beastmen,” Sheena purred as I finally ran her and Sayaka down.
I stood before the four of them, my breathing ragged. Catching Sheena had been a workout; I’d had to use Physical Reinforcement magic⁵ to corner her in the water and seal off her escape. I stripped off my own underwear, standing tall and exposed.
I reached out and flowed my Mana Capacity directly into their Crotch Crests⁶, the magical brands glowing with heat. As the quartet of their moans began to rise in a breathless harmony, I moved behind them. One by one, I began to slide my turgid heat into their drenched, waiting depths.
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Summary:
Yakumo and his harem spend a holiday improving their living space on the isolated island and enjoying a beach barbecue. Tensions arise between the competitive Sanae and the poison-tongued Sheena, while Karen prepares to join the dungeon combat team. The day culminates in a magically-enforced s*xual encounter on the shore.
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Trivia:
- Yakumo spent a significant 60,000 DP just on magical underwear.
- Sheena’s rabbit ears have a specific ‘half-fold’ physical reaction when she is reprimanded.
- Karen has a background in rural America which gives her a natural proficiency with firearms (Magic Guns).
- Sanae is explicitly stated to be poor at cooking.
- Underwear in the Shop features an auto-sizing enchantment, explaining the high cost
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Character Insight:
Yakumo shows a willingness to spend heavily for his own aesthetic and s*xual satisfaction. Sheena’s extreme carrot fixation is balanced by her absolute loyalty as a ‘wife’ figure. Sanae’s insecurity about her status compared to the other girls drives her competitive desire to prove herself in the dungeon.
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Behind the Scenes:
The chapter highlights the ‘Simulation’ aspect of the Tester role, blending slice-of-life logistics with harem power dynamics.
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TL Notes:
Notes:
• Yakumo – A 25-year-old human male. He has facial scars, stab wounds, and gunshot scars from his time in a war zone. He works as a school guard.
• Sana – Black ponytail, hooded/sharp eyes, kyudo practitioner, average height.
• Karen – An international student from America who often runs to school late with bread in her mouth. Considered a ‘main target’ by the protagonist. Voice acting major, huge breasts, same height as Sana.
• Sanae – She struggles with the sexual training and often shows frustration. Vice-captain of the Archery Club. Described as tall with a model-like build and sharp features. She has approximately C-cup breasts and is ranked as a 1st Rank Slave. She is Sayaka’s best friend. Black ponytail, hooded/sharp eyes, kyudo practitioner, average height.
• Sayaka – The academy’s premier beauty and a member of the swimming club. Currently classified as a Rank 1 Slave. She is seventeen years old and a virgin. E-cup. She has blue, short, boyish hair. Her best friend is Sanae.
• Sheena – Beastman Soul-less Doll with rabbit ears and a large chest. Flawless face, approx 165cm height, F or G cup, narrow waist, large hips, and a fluffy tail longer than a rabbit’s. Now, her ego is back.
• Saizou – A newly summoned Goblin. Intelligent with a small horn on his forehead and jagged teeth. Wears ninja-style clothing (shinobifuku) and uses poison daggers/knives.
• Rock – A male Kobold summoned from a Magic Sealing Crystal. He has grey fur, round eyes, and a face resembling a Shiba Inu. He wears a leather jacket and a pilot’s cap
• Leticia – French exchange student, animation major 1st year, silver hair, small stature, slim, large breasts, 13 years old.
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