Male Idol Extra 39

Chapter 39 Yukishiro Emily, Don’t Buy That Weird Cream Absolutely

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Edited by: Kanaa-senpai

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[Part 1/2]

 ”Wait, you want me to observe your date with Aqua up close?”

 ”Un… actually, I have a plan for a feature on girls’ dates that are as fluffy as cotton candy. You see, there’s no one around me who’s as airheaded as you. So, I thought… Ouch, ouch.”

 Kanon suddenly pinched my side.

 Ow, violence is not the answer!

 ”What’s with the sudden outburst!?”

 ”It’s not like I didn’t expect it! You’re such an idiotic girl, I’m sorry to say!!”

 ”You did say I’m an idiot! I wish I could be such an empty-headed as you!”

 ”That’s not an idiot!!”

 I wrapped my arms around Kanon’s waist and hugged her.

 Oh, my head just happened to land on her breasts… no, that’s not what I meant! I’m just thinking about it, but I can’t help it!!

 ”Please, Kanon! You’re the only one I can ask for this kind of favor!!”

 ”Ah, geez, fine…”

 As expected, our Kanon is like this, after all!

 As granny used to say, a good girl is one who’s loose in the head and has a relaxed attitude. To become a good girl, you need to be loose in front of guys, except for one place… she used to tell me when I was 3 years old.

 Now that I think about it, that’s when I started my pelvic floor exercises, too. Un-un!

 ”Thanks, Kanon. Really, thanks.”

 ”Hey! It’s okay to be grateful, but don’t sneak in a grope of my boobs!”

 Eh-eh! I guess I got a bit too carried away. GUhehe…

 A few days later, I managed to get mixed into Kanon’s date with Aqua-sama.

 ”Why is Emily-senpai in the middle!?!”

 ”Nah, it just kinda happened…”

 Damn it. My body just automatically placed itself between the two of them.

 I switched places with Aqua-sama, who was trying to get between Kanon and me.

 ”Ugh, this is the guy who gets caught in the middle of a yuri relationship. This is the best!!”

 Aqua-sama, who was squatting down, started muttering to herself in a low voice.

 What’s going on?

 ”Aqua-sama, did you eat something bad? If so, then…”

 ”No, I’m fine.”

 Ugh, I was so close to getting a legitimate reason to enter the boys’ restroom with Aqua-sama!!

 No, it wouldn’t have been bad to take Aqua-sama to the girls’ restroom, which smells like a girl, and use the excuse that the boys’ restroom is too far away. Hehe…! Now, the idea of having s*x in a public restroom just seems so erotic. Whoa, I’ve started thinking of public restrooms as erotic places. Alright, this is gonna be my material for tonight!!

 ”Shall we go then?”

 ”Yeah.”

 Since Aqua-sama was hesitating and not moving forward in the previous order, we started walking with Aqua-sama on the right, followed by Kanon, and then me.

 Sniff, sniff… Kanon still smells so good, just like always. This is the best!!

 I remembered the day I slept in the same bed as this middle school kid and couldn’t sleep until morning because I was so excited.

 ”Hey, can we stop by that drugstore for a bit?”

 ”Yeah, sure.”

 A drugstore, huh. As soon as I entered the store, I naturally found myself in front of the erotic goods section.

 I picked up a eggplant-shaped vibrator and turned it on.

 Rrrrrrr!!

 Uh. I’m getting a little frustrated. I switch off the eggplant-shaped vibrator and return to my original location.

 What’s this cream? New product? I take the package in my hand and my eyes widen in surprise.

 ”From today, you too can be 3000 times more sensitive!?”

 I stare at the package with my eyes glued to it.

 - If you apply it to your n**ples, you can reach orgasm just by taking a shower.

 - If you apply it from your jawline to the surface of your throat, you can experience the sensation of irrumatio just by eating or drinking.

 - If you apply it all over your body, you’ll feel a slight orgasmic sensation just from the friction of your clothes or the wind.

 - If you apply it to your anus or private parts, you’ll reach orgasm every time you go to the bathroom.

 No way… I’ve found an unbelievable product.

 And it’s 3000 yen for one!? Which manufacturer is this? Asagi Pharmaceuticals? I have to buy this!

 Of course, I’ll buy some for Kanon, Nee-san, and Kaede-paisen too.

 This would be perfect as a year-end gift for Natalia-senpai and Victoria-sama.

 Ah, I’ll buy some for Mary-sama and Agewa-oneechan too.

 Ayana-chan and Kohina-senpai are also taken care of, so maybe 10 units would be good.

 I quickly pay for my purchases while the two of them are shopping.

 Ugh… 30,000 yen. It hurts to spend so much, but you can’t put a price on pleasure!

 Well, if worst comes to worst, I can ask my aunt to introduce me to some part-time job doing clinical trials abroad!

 ”What am I doing? This isn’t the time for that.”

 I came to observe Kanon’s cotton candy date, but I ended up doing my own shopping instead.

 I hurry to where Kanon is.

 ”Hey, can I buy some bubble bath powder?”

 ”Yeah, which one do you want?”

 Hmm, hmm, it seems like those 2 are choosing bath products to use in the tub.

 I peek at the two of them selecting bath products, their shoulders touching, from between the shelves.

 Oh no, it looks like we’re not alone. The big sister next to me is also peeking at the two of them from between the shelves, her eyes fixed on them.

 ”This package with the cute sheep on it is great, isn’t it?”

 Geez, Kanon, don’t be so silly! Why don’t you try that lotion-like bath product next to it instead?!

 Imagine the skinship with Aqua-sama in the tub, all smooth and slippery!

 ”There’s a sample. This one smells nice too.”

 ”Ah… this one might be good. What do you think?”

 Ugh, they’re getting so close to each other’s faces…

 I thought they were going to kiss, and I held my breath.

 ”Yeah, Kanon, who likes sweet things like this, seems to really like it. So, we’ll buy this one!”

 ”Yeah!”

 Wow! Seeing the two of them with their shoulders touching, I look up at the sky along with the big sisters next to me.

 They’re being way too lovey-dovey over just one bath product!

 Wait, is this normal for those 2?

 Can I really handle this all day…?

 ”Ah, Emily. Where did you go?”

 ”Emily-senpai, did you find something good?”

 Oh no! They noticed me!

 Uh, uh, uh… I grab the nearby tester product.

 ”Uh, let me see which one looks good…”

 I open the tester product I grabbed and apply it to my lips.

 Hmm, it feels nice. My lips are all plump and shiny, and it’s not too greasy, just the right amount of shine.

 ”Oh…”

 Huh? Did Kanon just say something? Is it just my imagination?

 I take a different color tester product and hold it out towards Kanon.

 ”Hey, Kanon and the like. Since they’re thin and have a good lip color, it’s nice. On the other hand, wouldn’t this purplish berry color be good too?”

 ”Ah, let’s try it, let’s try it.”

 Oh, it’s great, it’s great.

 By adding purple to Kanon’s lips, a slight chill and transparency are added, making her blood vessels visible.

 They say that one lip gloss can change a girl, but since Kanon is already good-looking, even a small change is enough.

 ”Whoa!”

 Huh? Am I hearing things again? …Aqua-sama?

 Why are you staring at our lips like that? Are you thinking of trying it out too, Aqua-sama?

 ”Hey, hey, Aqua. Me and Emily-senpai’s lips, which one would you like to kiss?”

 Kanon brings her face close to my cheek, almost touching it.

 Liar…is this really Kanon?! She’s using such a technique…

 You…when did you become such a erotic girl?!

 ”I…can’t choose. So let’s have a 3-way kiss later.”

 Three-way kiss?! Does we have that kind of technique?!

 ”And…I think it’s fine if girls kiss each other too. Yeah.”

 I nod repeatedly in agreement with Aqua-sama’s words.

 Did I get caught thinking about wanting to kiss Kanon?!

 ”Aqua, you’re so stupid.”

 Aqua-sama gently pats Kanon’s head.

 Yes, yes, I understand that when she pout and make an angry face, I’ll pat her head.

 Should I pat your breasts too? Eh? You don’t want that?

 ”I bought all sorts of things.”

 ”Ah.”

 After finishing our shopping at the drugstore, we stroll around again.

 Whoa, it’s a dango shop! What’s this, Great Kaiju Yukari-gon Dango!? I gotta buy this!

 ”Aqua-sama, ah, that…”

 ”Great Kaiju Yukari-gon Dango!? Big sister, can I have 3 of those!!”

 The lady at the dango shop looks surprised.

 Ah, yeah, with this group, it’s no wonder she’s shocked.

 ”Wow, is that a stamp on the dango?”

 The first dango has Great Kaiju Yukari-gon’s handprint. The second dango has a face spitting fire, designed by Nene-cho-san. The third dango has a design of a foot stomping on the ground.

 Wow, this is great. We sit down on a nearby bench and start eating the dango with gusto.

 Huh? Is the tea service free? Thanks!

 ”What’s this? There’s something written on the stick…”

 ”Yeah, it’s true.”

 Oh? I look down at the flat stick I’m holding.

 [Oh no! You’re the one who ate me last time! This time, I’ll eat you!!]

 Oh no… As expected of Great Kaiju Yukari-gon. Even an adult like me almost remembers the real thing.

 Wouldn’t a kid cry if they saw this?

 ”Ah, Emily-senpai’s is different from mine.”

 ”Yeah, it’s true.”

 I stare at the sticks Aqua-sama and Kanon are holding.

 [Whoa! Who ate my dango! You know who did it, right?!]

 [Ha! It was delicious, wasn’t it? If it was delicious, then go buy 2 or 3 more!!]

 Yeah… Honestly, I’m too bothered by the sticks the two of them finished eating, and that’s all I can think about.

 Hey, before we throw those sticks away, can I lick them both? I want to suck on them like crazy and make slurping sounds! Guhehe!

 ”Alright, let’s buy about 5 packs of them and take them home to eat with everyone!”

 Aqua-sama and Kanon ordered some dango.

 While they were doing that, I snatched the sticks from the two of them and started sucking on them.

 Ah, I can taste Aqua-sama and Kanon’s flavors! This is making me feel like I’m on a trip or something.

 ”Hey, want to stop by that souvenir shop over there?”

 ”OK!”

 Souvenirs, huh. Since we’re at it, I might as well buy some cute girlie stuff to boost my feminine power.

 But then I thought, where am I supposed to put all this junk?

 Kanon and Nee-san are experts at using their rooms, but mine is too empty and bare, so even if I put just one thing in it, it wouldn’t make a difference.

 ”Emily, did you find anything good?”

 ”Uh… my room is really plain, so I was thinking of decorating it, but even if I put just one thing in it, it wouldn’t make a difference, haha…”

 Saying that out loud is making me feel kind of sad!

 As I’m silently crying to myself, Aqua-sama picks up a cute humidifier that was nearby.

 ”Wouldn’t even just one of these humidifiers make a difference?”

 ”Then I’ll buy it!”

 Since Aqua-sama chose it, there’s no way I wouldn’t buy it.

 Plus, if I use that super-sensitive cream I bought earlier and put it on the humidifier, it’ll feel amazing.

 Hehe, this is going to upgrade my mast**ation life to the next level!

 ”What did Kanon buy?”

 ”Hmm… this.”

 A pin? What’s that for?

 ”Hehehe, isn’t it cute to hold a keychain?”

 Hmm, you’re using that thing, huh?

 I thought for sure Kanon was awakened by the extreme mast**ation that Kanon stabbed in her n**ples.

 Good, good. Kanon, you mustn’t awaken to that weird path.

 ”Anyway, let’s stop by the convenience store and head back, okay?”

 ”Yeah.”

 After finishing our shopping at the general store, we stopped by the convenience store and headed back home.

 And that night…

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