Chapter 86-5 Shirogane Aqua, The One-Star Customer Service Shop
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
Yesssss!!
I shouted in my heart.
I pumped my fist in my mind. This was perfect.
I didn’t think Kohina-senpai would move in the direction that made it easier for me to dribble.
Alright!
Now I’m feeling good.
I’m going to try a soft floating shot too!
I took off my outer garment. Slowly, I leaned my face toward Kohina-senpai.
Her eyes were closed.
It felt like something important was about to happen.
Then—
BEEP BEEP BEEP!!
The alarm on the desk rang loudly.
”…What is this?”
I probably looked like that announcer Matsubayashi from Asahi TV during a soccer match—completely shocked.
”Yes. Time’s up. That’s the end,” she said calmly.
Huh? What? No joke? Where’s the added time?
Isn’t there usually some leftover time, even a little?
These days, it’s normal to get more than ten minutes, right?
Like a player who lost at the World Cup, I lay down on the bed, put my shirt over my face, and stared at the ceiling.
”Come on! Time’s over. Get out already!”
”Wait—what? Are you serious?”
Kohina-senpai pushed me outside the shop while I was still half-naked.
But I was ready to go all the way into a 120-minute overtime and even a penalty shootout!
Wait—really? Is it really over like this?
Still shirtless, I stood in front of the shop.
Then she threw my shirt at me.
So we’re not even allowed to swap jerseys?
If this was a cabaret club, I might’ve thrown seven pieces of sea urchin sushi in frustration.
”Hey! You’re standing in front of the shop! I can’t close it like this. If you don’t move, I’ll give you a red card!”
She raised her hand like a referee.
I got a yellow card from Kohina-senpai.
No, no—wait. That’s definitely a VAR moment!
Didn’t the whole mood just now feel like something was about to happen?
Huh? I already went offside the moment I took off my shirt?
Come on!!
Then I remembered—taking off your jersey in a soccer game earns you a yellow card.
”Go home without stopping anywhere. Be safe, okay?”
I got kicked out of the game.
Still frustrated, I pulled out my smartphone and looked at the reviews for the shop.
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Reviewer: Eggplant Sommelier
“This shop is the worst. I didn’t feel relaxed at all!”
★☆☆☆☆
Reviewer: Fairy of the Digital Ocean
“The staff’s attitude is terrible! What kind of place is this?! Also, the Tigers lost three games in a row today. So yeah, one star.”
★☆☆☆☆
Reviewer: Master Beryl
“I thought they would give me a massage, but somehow I was the one doing it. Is that the kind of service this place offers?”
★☆☆☆☆
Reviewer: Part-Time Worker ‘Hagetoru-san’
“The girls look good, but the service is awful. If you’re going out, I recommend Bunny Lounge instead. They allow some friendly touching and even forgive a bit of flirting. Sometimes, you might even get lucky depending on how you talk! They’re giving out free entry coupons now. Check it here →…”
★☆☆☆☆
Reviewer: Tsuki to Suppon-san
“I called, but no one came out. Maybe they’re already closed.”
★☆☆☆☆
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”Tch… I should’ve checked the reviews first,” I muttered.
I gripped my phone tightly, full of regret.
To stop the next victim, I wrote my own review and gave the shop a one-star rating.
Alright, let’s reset.
Time for a change of mood—Bunny Lounge, here I come!
Feeling better, I skipped toward the Bunny Lounge with a light heart.
”Hey! I told you to go home, didn’t I?! Kids should be sleeping by now!”
No way—today’s staff at Bunny Lounge is Kohina-senpai again?!
Nobody told me!
Before I could escape, she grabbed my arm, took me to a back room, and made me lie down on the bed.
”Sleep. Now.”
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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