Volume 4 Chapter 11 Bulletin Board, Gathering at the Fuji Department Store
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
[Let’s Gather] Thread for Discussing Shirogane Aqua-sama, Part 1359 [Fuji Department Store]
3 Anonymous
Next is Sakidori (morning news program) in the morning, huh? Aqua-tan must be busy.
5 Anonymous
Aqua-kun is here on Asadori!
7 Anonymous
I want to do morning Hamedori (Morning Sex) with Aqua-kun.
8 Anonymous
Wait a moment, Aqua-sama’s jacket style is too cool.
10 Anonymous
Is this a full Corolle Homme outfit?
13 Anonymous
Camera position, oh, they’re sitting next to Aa-kun. They know it well.
15 Anonymous
I want this to be sold as VR data just like this…
16 Anonymous
He hasn’t had breakfast yet? Poor thing. Let this Big Sis feed you something.
19 Anonymous
Ahhhhh, I want to make breakfast for him…
And then, please say, “Thank you, Mom.”
21 Verification Team *07218KADO6
I want Aqua-sama to eat the “salted” (Shio/潮/Squirt) rice ball that I poured my heart into.
35 Anonymous
>>21, Wait, isn’t the kanji for salt (Shio/塩) wrong?
37 Anonymous
>>21, You’re a genius after all.
39 Anonymous
>>21, Don’t feed strange things to Aa-sama!!
40 Anonymous
This chef is properly using disposable vinyl gloves.
In a low-class shop, there might be chef who do vulgar things like Hagetoru, but as expected from a high-class store, their consideration is remarkable.
Well, if I were the chef, I would squirt on top of the rice when making the sushi.
42 Anonymous
If it were me, I would definitely make sushi with hands that “touched” myself.
45 Anonymous
Hey, guys, the other person is underage, you know. What are you trying to feed him? LOL
46 Anonymous
Aku-tan eats sushi with such a delighted face…
It’s probably really delicious, but I like boys who eat rice with such a happy expression, even if it’s not about liking cooking.
48 Anonymous
Aqua-kun eats with such a happy expression. And he even says thank you for it, which gives motivation to someone like me who cooks out of obligation rather than liking it.
50 Anonymous
Sigh, I want to fill up Aa-kun’s belly.
55 Anonymous
Sigh, I want my belly to be filled with Ah-kun’s semen.
58 Anonymous
Aa-kun is good at reporting on the dishes.
Now I’m getting hungry.
60 Anonymous
Watching TV while eating breakfast makes me feel like we’re having a meal date together, and it makes me excited.
63 Anonymous
The announcer and the host were drooling earlier. LOL
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65 Verification Team *010meTA473
Here, say “Aaahn.”
66 Verification Team *07218KADO6
Aaahn…
67 Verification Team *9n2SARETAi
Aaahn!
69 Anonymous
Here, say “Aaahn.” Its power is insane.
71 Anonymous
Oh no, he’s is definitely try to seduce us.
73 Anonymous
Phew…
75 Anonymous
That “Aaahn” from Aqua-kun’s mouth was ero…
77 Anonymous
Aa-kun’s teeth are incredibly clean. And they’re nicely aligned too.
79 Verification Team *07218KADO6
How can I become Aqua-sama’s toothbrush?
81 Anonymous
Half of me died from that “Aaahn” just now.
For a moment, the thread and SNS stopped. I thought someone used the special ability of time stop.
85 Anonymous
I used to make fun of being fed with an “Aaahn” by a boy, thinking it only happens in manga. Sorry about that.
88 Hakuryuu *XQshotacon
Even though he’s a real boy, can’t we do something about him surpassing the ideal boy image in novels?
91 Anonymous
>>88
Who are you?
93 Anonymous
>>88
LOL
95 Anonymous
>>88
What are you doing here, sensei?
>>91
Hakuryuu-sensei, a famous novelist who is known for their style of writing in which women’s desires are boiled down to the essence.
97 Anonymous
>>88
The latest hashtag list on Sensei’s official SNS is terrible.
Defeated by reality.
Can’t win against reality.
Can’t catch up to reality.
Reality surpasses imagination.
Shirogane Aqua is an existentially young boy.
100 Hakuryuu *XQshotacon
From now on, I’ll aim for the Yanagawa Award and the Uemura Award as a non-fiction writer!
103 Verification Team *010meTA473
>>88
Sensei! The hand-holding date in your latest volume was so heart-fluttering!!
105 Verification Team *07218KADO6
>>88
Thanks to Sensei, I learned about the greatness of facial cum-shot. Thank you very much!!
106 Verification Team *9n2SARETAi
>>88
Because of Sensei, I have developed perverse feelings for younger boys. Please take responsibility.
114 Anonymous
>>103>>105-106
Verification Team, you guys, LOL.
117 Anonymous
>>103>>105-106
Shumi-chan is still a child, isn’t she? LOL
119 Anonymous
>>103>>105-106
The contrast between Shumi, who shows her cuteness in situations like this, and the dirty adults is too severe.
…
…
121 Anonymous
Huh?
123 Anonymous
What?
125 Anonymous
Breaking news: Shirogane Aqua is single.
126 Verification Team *010meTA473
Yes, Shumi-chan’s great victory.
128 Verification Team *07218KADO6
Huh? Are there places to go on a date other than a hotel?
Also, with that statement just now, 9n2-neesan died.
132 Anonymous
Oh no, there’s too much information overload. My brain can’t keep up.
141 Anonymous
I’m on the verge of a mental breakdown from fantasizing about the first date.
147 Anonymous
If a high-spec guy like Aa-sama doesn’t have a girlfriend, then it’s not strange for me to not have a boyfriend!!
153 Anonymous
>>128
Hey, you! Come back!!
There’s no one else besides 9n2-neesan who can stop Shumi and Hagetoru!!
167 Anonymous
I live in a share house, and all eight residents are watching TV while sobbing.
171 Anonymous
The thread accelerated all at once, but I guess more people died from that just now.
174 Anonymous
>>167
I’m on a train, and all the girls in the train car are crying while looking at their smartphone screens.
182 Anonymous
>>174
LOL, I’m on a school bus, and it’s the exact same situation here.
191 Anonymous
>>174>>182
All the girls in the waiting line following to the Fuji Department Store are crying. It’s abnormal at this point. LOL
Security guards and police officers who don’t know the situation are worried, LOL.
205 Anonymous
Here in the waiting line, girls who don’t know each other are comforting and consoling one another.
And it’s the same everywhere I look. Even the police officers and security personnel who learned about the situation are in the same state.
They were glaring at each other like enemies just a moment ago, but in an instant, they became friendly and close. I don’t understand. LOL
210 Hakuryuu *XQshotacon
Stop it already! The lives of manga artists, novelists, and scriptwriters are all in the negative!!
I admit defeat completely, so please don’t allow any more of this!!
217 Anonymous
>>205
I foresee a future where if a war breaks out, and Aqua-kun descends into the heart of the battlefield, the war will end.
226 Anonymous
>>210
Sensei, LOL.
229 Anonymous
>>210
I checked Sensei’s SNS just now, and someone replied that the boys in Sensei’s works are too unrealistic. They said that real boys are much kinder. It’s hilarious. LOL.
235 Anonymous
Breaking news on Shirogane Aqua’s official SNS: Aqua-kun taking off his jacket in the elevator.
The staff is definitely trying to kill us with this.
242 Verification Team *010meTA473
My heart is pounding so much, it feels like it’s going to burst.
244 Verification Team *07218KADO6
I’m getting too aroused, it feels like I’m about to squirt…
I’m sorry if I made a stain on these borrowed clothes.
268 Anonymous
>>244
That’s just awful. LOL.
270 Anonymous
>>244
You’ll definitely be killed later if you are wearing it.
286 Verification Team *07218KADO6
>>270
Don’t worry, the blouse is Neesan’s, but the skirt is Shumi’s, so it’s all good.
297 Anonymous
>>286
You’re already leaking!? LOL.
301 Verification Team *010meTA473
>>286
Hey!! Well, it’s fine. Anyway, the size was too big and it was mediocre, so I’ll give the skirt away…
305 Anonymous
>>301
Shumi, you’re a good person.
>>286
Hagetoru… It’s probably an expensive one.
308 Anonymous
>>301
This is the embarrassing adult situation where younger people take care of them. LOL.
321 Anonymous
The Sisters of the Holy Aqua Church are making a circle and praying in the plaza in front of the station. LOL.
337 Anonymous
>>321 What in the world is about to begin?
340 Anonymous
Is the next skit coming up? Sato may not read the atmosphere, but she might dive into it more deeply.
348 Anonymous
>>340 That’s possible. We’re counting on you, Sato!!
350 Anonymous
With this flow, Sato’s arrival is like a perfect batting order!
352 Anonymous
The skit has started!
367 Anonymous
Taking a break in the bedding department. LOL
368 Anonymous
She’s attacking too aggressively from the beginning. LOL
370 Anonymous
Streaming Aqua-kun’s sleeping face would definitely result in amazing viewer ratings…
382 Anonymous
Ah, ah, ah, it’s too cute how he has cream on his cheek.
383 Anonymous
I want to become the cream…
385 Anonymous
Having cream on his cheek makes him look like a child who can’t breastfeed properly, and it’s cute…
386 Verification Team *07218KADO6
Wait… even though I’m not a mother, I feel like doing a breastfeeding play.
398 Anonymous
>>386
Stop, you’re opening up a whole new door…
401 Anonymous
>>386
I shouldn’t have watched while breastfeeding; now I feel strange and apologetic to my daughter who is breastfeeding.
413 Anonymous
Buy something for mom, huh… he is too kind.
414 Anonymous
The moment when mothers all over the country became happy.
417 Anonymous
Aqua-kun has a big sister?
If I were his big sister, I would definitely guide him during his “special time.”
418 Anonymous
Both Aqua-kun’s untouched big sister and mom are too mentally strong.
If it were me, I would definitely go crazy. I would use his unwashed underwear thrown into the laundry basket every day.
420 Anonymous
How much virtue did she accumulate in my past life to become Aqua’s little sister?
421 Anonymous
Aqua-sama’s little sister would definitely be adored. I wish I were born into such a princess-like position.
425 Anonymous
With mother, big sister, and little sister all together, my delusions are flourishing.
429 Anonymous
Hey! Sato just made the final blow!
431 Anonymous
Don’t dig into the fact that he doesn’t have a girlfriend. He’s clearly feeling down. LOL
Poor thing… If being his big sister would help, I would become his girlfriend unconditionally.
432 Anonymous
Breaking news! Shirogane Aqua has never been in a relationship with anyone before. We got a confirmation!
434 Anonymous
Shirogane Aqua is a virgin…
435 Anonymous
Ah…
436 Anonymous
Hmm…
437 Anonymous
Is Aqua-kun really a virgin?
So, the first girlfriend to date him would have the right to take his virginity.
438 Anonymous
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
439 Verification Team *010meTA473
Wait… so if Aqua-kun and I start dating, he would lose his virginity to me?
Wait… what should I do? It’s already completely like a shoujo manga…
441 Anonymous
Everyone is in shock from Aqua-sama’s virginity comment.
Even the staff distributing numbered tickets have frozen in place. LOL
464 Verification Team *07218KADO6
Both Shumi and Nee-san are completely frozen… hey, come back already.
473 Anonymous
I was about to say “Shumi, die”… LOL
474 Anonymous
Shumi, die… Hey, is she really dead!?
478 Anonymous
Hey, there are too many quitters! LOL
480 Anonymous
Morning Time is starting, but is this okay?
482 Anonymous
Will we be able to watch until the end?
485 Anonymous
The existence of Aqua-sama… no, perhaps we are being tested by the world.
489 Anonymous
Isn’t this turning into a battle royale type of death game?
490 Anonymous
Of all the times during Morning Time, he had to bring up the topic of date outfits. LOL
493 Anonymous
He is definitely here to seduce us.
494 Anonymous
I can’t afford a dress that costs nearly 700,000 yen.
Shumi might buy it, but that Shumi is…
501 Anonymous
>>494
We lost someone valuable…
502 Verification Team *07218KADO6
>>494
Yup, yup
513 Anonymous
>>502
Hey! Don’t kill her without permission!! She’s your comrades, right!?
514 Anonymous
>>502
Hagetoru, you’re the worst.
519 Anonymous
Ah… if Aqua-kun chose it, I might be able to buy it.
523 Anonymous
Aqua-kun and Flower Festival (Sunflower), huh?
526 Anonymous
This might become the next trend.
527 Anonymous
The bulletin board seems to be acting up.
Sometimes, even when I enter and press Enter, my posts get rejected.
534 Anonymous
>>526
Come to think of it, the trending ranking is also going crazy.
And earlier, SNS went down for a moment too.
- 1st place: Virgin
- 2nd place: Breastfeeding play
- 3rd place: Baby play
- 4th place: Sushi
- 5th place: Babumi (baby-like behavior)
- 6th place: How to become a girlfriend
- 7th place: Want to become a girlfriend
- 8th place: Jackknife Sato
- 9th place: No girlfriend
- 10th place: Sleeping face special feature
541 Anonymous
I’m delusional about Aqua-kun choosing a date outfit for me.
547 Anonymous
Wearing the clothes chosen by Aqua-sama, I want to become a girl that Aqua-sama would like even a little…
550 Anonymous
I might be able to buy it somehow… but my credit card limit is already on the edge!
554 Anonymous
>>550
You have me, don’t you? LOL
Let’s do our best to eat grass of the back mountain together.
555 Anonymous
>>534
The content is too extreme. LOL
In the related topics of Jackknife Sato, there’s something like “Jackknife has returned.” It’s quite funny.
557 Anonymous
>>534
There are forces trying to make a whole show based on sleeping faces. LOL
And I request a late-night program for that.
561 Anonymous
It seems that some people can’t make posts.
Maybe the declaration of virginity caused a heavy load, as the Internet seems strange everywhere.
Sometimes when updating the trending ranking, the information backs up.
567 Anonymous
We have a history test coming up, so make sure to remember.
Stars Peace Treaty, Sanjiel Protocol, Shirogane Aqua’s Virgin Declaration.
573 Anonymous
The national broadcast is starting… hey, wait?
575 Anonymous
Hey!! Morikawa, you’re wearing the clothes chosen by Aqua-tan!!
576 Anonymous
Is this a deliberate controversial incident?
578 Verification Team *07218KADO6
What? Don’t mess with us!!
580 Anonymous
No, this must be a coincidence. Looking at Morikawa’s expression, it really seems like just a coincidence.
And Aqua-sama said he doesn’t have a girlfriend, so I believe Aqua-sama.
Besides, if you look closely, Morikawa’s forehead is all sweaty. LOL
588 Anonymous
>>578 Hagetoru is getting angry. LOL
590 Anonymous
I also believe in Aqua-kun. Maybe this is truly an unfortunate coincidence.
594 Anonymous
If it is just a coincidence, Morikawa’s mental strength to continue announcing normally in this situation is impressive.
602 Anonymous
>>594
It takes a real professional or someone with a relaxed and unflappable personality to handle this.
609 Anonymous
>>602 Probably the latter. Morikawa often acts silly in other shows too. Haha.
615 Anonymous
>>609
Hoge-kawa. LOL Her script just flies out of her head, and she makes a “Hoge” face. (Note: Hoge: confusion)
Look, she’s doing it now. LOL
623 Anonymous
>>615
How did she get accepted to the national broadcast with that?…
637 Anonymous
They say Morikawa was hired by mistake.
But still, it’s hard to hate her.
Like that solo interview with Aqua-kun on the runway, she knows how to do it when it matters.
642 Anonymous
Morikawa doesn’t seem like the typical national broadcaster, which is why I think she was the talent they wanted.
In a conservative national morning program, there wouldn’t be anyone but Morikawa wearing a bold pastel yellow dress. The other new hires and colleagues all seem stiff, so Morikawa stands out even more. Frankly, if Morikawa had gone to Fuji and became a regular variety show announcer, she would have been consumed and forgotten.
645 Anonymous
Well, to begin with, Morikawa only joined the national broadcast by mistakenly sending in her application.
When she mentioned it during the introduction of new hires, the boss next to her got upset, and it was hilarious. LOL
651 Anonymous
>>645
What kind of blunder leads to something like that…?
653 Anonymous
>>645
I see, so if she wasn’t that kind of talent, she couldn’t stand next to Aqua-kun and do a normal job.
661 Verification Team *07218KADO6
Guh… Guh… Guh… Guhhhhh!!
678 Anonymous
Oh well… if it really is a coincidence, I’ll forgive her.
681 Verification Team *07218KADO6
No, I won’t forgive her!!
689 Anonymous
>>681 Hagetoru, what’s wrong? LOL
692 Anonymous
>>681
Everyone else is going with the forgiving flow, and Hagetoru is the only one getting angry. LOL
705 Verification Team *07218KADO6
This guy is definitely smirking in her heart!!
Because I got annoyed, I canceled the reservation for the Chinposuki pajamas that Shumi booked earlier.
719 Anonymous
>>705
Hey! Chinposuki has nothing to do with this!!
723 Anonymous
>>705
Chinposuki is involved in the accident. LOL
727 Anonymous
>>705
Just forgive her with a smirk! If it were me, I would hug her right away.
731 Anonymous
I support Morikawa because it’s funny when Hagetoru gets angry! Hang in there!!
745 Verification Team *07218KADO6
Grrrr!!
760 Anonymous
By the way, did the national broadcast request this segment because they knew Aqua-kun’s aesthetic sense from his previous livestream? If so, is it intentional, or did they do enough research… Probably the latter.
774 Anonymous
It’s over…
777 Anonymous
To Aqua-kun, thank you for your hard work for about two hours and a little bit.
778 Anonymous
Even Aqua-sama seemed a bit sweaty towards the end, huh?
780 Anonymous
Thank you for watching the program on the official SNS. We appreciate it!
793 Anonymous
Apologies for the difficulty in connecting to the internet. LOL
815 Anonymous
Seems like there are fewer people around, not just because of the deaths. It’s still unstable.
827 Anonymous
Ahhhh! The distribution of the tickets ended right in front of me…
By the way, the person before me got a reservation for three days later.
854 Anonymous
>>827
Three days later? Seriously? By that time, they’re probably sold out. I wonder if there will be any additional stock.
873 Anonymous
Woahhhh!
875 Anonymous
Aqua-kun unexpectedly appeared in front of the store, and there was a huge cheer!
879 Anonymous
Aqua-sama: “We will open soon, so please wait a little longer. Thank you for lining up early this morning.”
901 Anonymous
>>879
It might be part of the job, but because it’s Aqua-kun, I believe he genuinely means it.
905 Anonymous
>>879
I couldn’t get a ticket, but that one statement made it all worth it.
911 Anonymous
People who went to the store… You guys are so lucky to see Aqua-kun live. He’s 100 times more handsome than on TV.
937 Anonymous
I might be an old woman, but just seeing a face more handsome than that would make me ecstatic.
945 Anonymous
Hey… as soon as I arrived at school, there were so few people that the class got closed down…
951 Anonymous
Wait a minute, there are too many people taking the day off today, and the company is not functioning!! You idiots reading this thread, get to work now! Are you trying to ruin the company?!
970 Anonymous
I was surprised by the crowd in front of the Fuji Department Store during Aqua-kun’s last appearance. So cute!
989 Anonymous
>>970 Aqua-sama should realize it soon.
>>937
Please don’t die, grandma.
999 Anonymous
Great job, Aqua-kun! Rest well!
1000 Anonymous
Aqua-kun, well done!
1001 Verification Team *CHiMPOsuki
>>705
Hey, you! Hagetoru, don’t mess around!! Hand over what you bought, or I’ll rob you!!
1047 1001
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