Volume 4 Chapter 11 Bulletin Board, Gathering at the Fuji Department Store
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
[Let’s Gather] Thread for Discussing Shirogane Aqua-sama, Part 1359 [Fuji Department Store]
Next is Sakidori (morning news program) in the morning, huh? Aqua-tan must be busy.
Aqua-kun is here on Asadori!
I want to do morning Hamedori (Morning Sex) with Aqua-kun.
Wait a moment, Aqua-sama’s jacket style is too cool.
Is this a full Corolle Homme outfit?
Camera position, oh, they’re sitting next to Aa-kun. They know it well.
I want this to be sold as VR data just like this…
He hasn’t had breakfast yet? Poor thing. Let this Big Sis feed you something.
Ahhhhh, I want to make breakfast for him…
And then, please say, “Thank you, Mom.”
21 Verification Team *07218KADO6
I want Aqua-sama to eat the “salted” (Shio/潮/Squirt) rice ball that I poured my heart into.
>>21, Wait, isn’t the kanji for salt (Shio/塩) wrong?
>>21, You’re a genius after all.
>>21, Don’t feed strange things to Aa-sama!!
This chef is properly using disposable vinyl gloves.
In a low-class shop, there might be chef who do vulgar things like Hagetoru, but as expected from a high-class store, their consideration is remarkable.
Well, if I were the chef, I would squirt on top of the rice when making the sushi.
If it were me, I would definitely make sushi with hands that “touched” myself.
Hey, guys, the other person is underage, you know. What are you trying to feed him? LOL
Aku-tan eats sushi with such a delighted face…
It’s probably really delicious, but I like boys who eat rice with such a happy expression, even if it’s not about liking cooking.
Aqua-kun eats with such a happy expression. And he even says thank you for it, which gives motivation to someone like me who cooks out of obligation rather than liking it.
Sigh, I want to fill up Aa-kun’s belly.
Sigh, I want my belly to be filled with Ah-kun’s semen.
Aa-kun is good at reporting on the dishes.
Now I’m getting hungry.
Watching TV while eating breakfast makes me feel like we’re having a meal date together, and it makes me excited.
The announcer and the host were drooling earlier. LOL
65 Verification Team *010meTA473
Here, say “Aaahn.”
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67 Verification Team *9n2SARETAi
Here, say “Aaahn.” Its power is insane.
Oh no, he’s is definitely try to seduce us.
That “Aaahn” from Aqua-kun’s mouth was ero…
Aa-kun’s teeth are incredibly clean. And they’re nicely aligned too.
79 Verification Team *07218KADO6
How can I become Aqua-sama’s toothbrush?
Half of me died from that “Aaahn” just now.
For a moment, the thread and SNS stopped. I thought someone used the special ability of time stop.
I used to make fun of being fed with an “Aaahn” by a boy, thinking it only happens in manga. Sorry about that.
88 Hakuryuu *XQshotacon
Even though he’s a real boy, can’t we do something about him surpassing the ideal boy image in novels?
Who are you?
What are you doing here, sensei?
Hakuryuu-sensei, a famous novelist who is known for their style of writing in which women’s desires are boiled down to the essence.
The latest hashtag list on Sensei’s official SNS is terrible.
Defeated by reality.
Can’t win against reality.
Can’t catch up to reality.
Reality surpasses imagination.
Shirogane Aqua is an existentially young boy.
100 Hakuryuu *XQshotacon
From now on, I’ll aim for the Yanagawa Award and the Uemura Award as a non-fiction writer!
103 Verification Team *010meTA473
Sensei! The hand-holding date in your latest volume was so heart-fluttering!!
105 Verification Team *07218KADO6
Thanks to Sensei, I learned about the greatness of facial cum-shot. Thank you very much!!
106 Verification Team *9n2SARETAi
Because of Sensei, I have developed perverse feelings for younger boys. Please take responsibility.
Verification Team, you guys, LOL.
Shumi-chan is still a child, isn’t she? LOL
The contrast between Shumi, who shows her cuteness in situations like this, and the dirty adults is too severe.
Breaking news: Shirogane Aqua is single.
126 Verification Team *010meTA473
Yes, Shumi-chan’s great victory.
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Huh? Are there places to go on a date other than a hotel?
Also, with that statement just now, 9n2-neesan died.
Oh no, there’s too much information overload. My brain can’t keep up.
I’m on the verge of a mental breakdown from fantasizing about the first date.
If a high-spec guy like Aa-sama doesn’t have a girlfriend, then it’s not strange for me to not have a boyfriend!!
Hey, you! Come back!!
There’s no one else besides 9n2-neesan who can stop Shumi and Hagetoru!!
I live in a share house, and all eight residents are watching TV while sobbing.
The thread accelerated all at once, but I guess more people died from that just now.
I’m on a train, and all the girls in the train car are crying while looking at their smartphone screens.
LOL, I’m on a school bus, and it’s the exact same situation here.
All the girls in the waiting line following to the Fuji Department Store are crying. It’s abnormal at this point. LOL
Security guards and police officers who don’t know the situation are worried, LOL.
Here in the waiting line, girls who don’t know each other are comforting and consoling one another.
And it’s the same everywhere I look. Even the police officers and security personnel who learned about the situation are in the same state.
They were glaring at each other like enemies just a moment ago, but in an instant, they became friendly and close. I don’t understand. LOL
210 Hakuryuu *XQshotacon
Stop it already! The lives of manga artists, novelists, and scriptwriters are all in the negative!!
I admit defeat completely, so please don’t allow any more of this!!
I foresee a future where if a war breaks out, and Aqua-kun descends into the heart of the battlefield, the war will end.
I checked Sensei’s SNS just now, and someone replied that the boys in Sensei’s works are too unrealistic. They said that real boys are much kinder. It’s hilarious. LOL.
Breaking news on Shirogane Aqua’s official SNS: Aqua-kun taking off his jacket in the elevator.
The staff is definitely trying to kill us with this.
242 Verification Team *010meTA473
My heart is pounding so much, it feels like it’s going to burst.
244 Verification Team *07218KADO6
I’m getting too aroused, it feels like I’m about to squirt…
I’m sorry if I made a stain on these borrowed clothes.
That’s just awful. LOL.
You’ll definitely be killed later if you are wearing it.
286 Verification Team *07218KADO6
Don’t worry, the blouse is Neesan’s, but the skirt is Shumi’s, so it’s all good.
You’re already leaking!? LOL.
301 Verification Team *010meTA473
Hey!! Well, it’s fine. Anyway, the size was too big and it was mediocre, so I’ll give the skirt away…
Shumi, you’re a good person.
Hagetoru… It’s probably an expensive one.
This is the embarrassing adult situation where younger people take care of them. LOL.
The Sisters of the Holy Aqua Church are making a circle and praying in the plaza in front of the station. LOL.
>>321 What in the world is about to begin?
Is the next skit coming up? Sato may not read the atmosphere, but she might dive into it more deeply.
>>340 That’s possible. We’re counting on you, Sato!!
With this flow, Sato’s arrival is like a perfect batting order!
The skit has started!
Taking a break in the bedding department. LOL
She’s attacking too aggressively from the beginning. LOL
Streaming Aqua-kun’s sleeping face would definitely result in amazing viewer ratings…
Ah, ah, ah, it’s too cute how he has cream on his cheek.
I want to become the cream…
Having cream on his cheek makes him look like a child who can’t breastfeed properly, and it’s cute…
386 Verification Team *07218KADO6
Wait… even though I’m not a mother, I feel like doing a breastfeeding play.
Stop, you’re opening up a whole new door…
I shouldn’t have watched while breastfeeding; now I feel strange and apologetic to my daughter who is breastfeeding.
Buy something for mom, huh… he is too kind.
The moment when mothers all over the country became happy.
Aqua-kun has a big sister?
If I were his big sister, I would definitely guide him during his “special time.”
Both Aqua-kun’s untouched big sister and mom are too mentally strong.
If it were me, I would definitely go crazy. I would use his unwashed underwear thrown into the laundry basket every day.
How much virtue did she accumulate in my past life to become Aqua’s little sister?
Aqua-sama’s little sister would definitely be adored. I wish I were born into such a princess-like position.
With mother, big sister, and little sister all together, my delusions are flourishing.
Hey! Sato just made the final blow!
Don’t dig into the fact that he doesn’t have a girlfriend. He’s clearly feeling down. LOL
Poor thing… If being his big sister would help, I would become his girlfriend unconditionally.
Breaking news! Shirogane Aqua has never been in a relationship with anyone before. We got a confirmation!
Shirogane Aqua is a virgin…
Is Aqua-kun really a virgin?
So, the first girlfriend to date him would have the right to take his virginity.
439 Verification Team *010meTA473
Wait… so if Aqua-kun and I start dating, he would lose his virginity to me?
Wait… what should I do? It’s already completely like a shoujo manga…
Everyone is in shock from Aqua-sama’s virginity comment.
Even the staff distributing numbered tickets have frozen in place. LOL
464 Verification Team *07218KADO6
Both Shumi and Nee-san are completely frozen… hey, come back already.
I was about to say “Shumi, die”… LOL
Shumi, die… Hey, is she really dead!?
Hey, there are too many quitters! LOL
Morning Time is starting, but is this okay?
Will we be able to watch until the end?
The existence of Aqua-sama… no, perhaps we are being tested by the world.
Isn’t this turning into a battle royale type of death game?
Of all the times during Morning Time, he had to bring up the topic of date outfits. LOL
He is definitely here to seduce us.
I can’t afford a dress that costs nearly 700,000 yen.
Shumi might buy it, but that Shumi is…
We lost someone valuable…
502 Verification Team *07218KADO6
Hey! Don’t kill her without permission!! She’s your comrades, right!?
Hagetoru, you’re the worst.
Ah… if Aqua-kun chose it, I might be able to buy it.
Aqua-kun and Flower Festival (Sunflower), huh?
This might become the next trend.
The bulletin board seems to be acting up.
Sometimes, even when I enter and press Enter, my posts get rejected.
Come to think of it, the trending ranking is also going crazy.
And earlier, SNS went down for a moment too.
- 1st place: Virgin
- 2nd place: Breastfeeding play
- 3rd place: Baby play
- 4th place: Sushi
- 5th place: Babumi (baby-like behavior)
- 6th place: How to become a girlfriend
- 7th place: Want to become a girlfriend
- 8th place: Jackknife Sato
- 9th place: No girlfriend
- 10th place: Sleeping face special feature
I’m delusional about Aqua-kun choosing a date outfit for me.
Wearing the clothes chosen by Aqua-sama, I want to become a girl that Aqua-sama would like even a little…
I might be able to buy it somehow… but my credit card limit is already on the edge!
You have me, don’t you? LOL
Let’s do our best to eat grass of the back mountain together.
The content is too extreme. LOL
In the related topics of Jackknife Sato, there’s something like “Jackknife has returned.” It’s quite funny.
There are forces trying to make a whole show based on sleeping faces. LOL
And I request a late-night program for that.
It seems that some people can’t make posts.
Maybe the declaration of virginity caused a heavy load, as the Internet seems strange everywhere.
Sometimes when updating the trending ranking, the information backs up.
We have a history test coming up, so make sure to remember.
Stars Peace Treaty, Sanjiel Protocol, Shirogane Aqua’s Virgin Declaration.
The national broadcast is starting… hey, wait?
Hey!! Morikawa, you’re wearing the clothes chosen by Aqua-tan!!
Is this a deliberate controversial incident?
578 Verification Team *07218KADO6
What? Don’t mess with us!!
No, this must be a coincidence. Looking at Morikawa’s expression, it really seems like just a coincidence.
And Aqua-sama said he doesn’t have a girlfriend, so I believe Aqua-sama.
Besides, if you look closely, Morikawa’s forehead is all sweaty. LOL
>>578 Hagetoru is getting angry. LOL
I also believe in Aqua-kun. Maybe this is truly an unfortunate coincidence.
If it is just a coincidence, Morikawa’s mental strength to continue announcing normally in this situation is impressive.
It takes a real professional or someone with a relaxed and unflappable personality to handle this.
>>602 Probably the latter. Morikawa often acts silly in other shows too. Haha.
Hoge-kawa. LOL Her script just flies out of her head, and she makes a “Hoge” face. (Note: Hoge: confusion)
Look, she’s doing it now. LOL
How did she get accepted to the national broadcast with that?…
They say Morikawa was hired by mistake.
But still, it’s hard to hate her.
Like that solo interview with Aqua-kun on the runway, she knows how to do it when it matters.
Morikawa doesn’t seem like the typical national broadcaster, which is why I think she was the talent they wanted.
In a conservative national morning program, there wouldn’t be anyone but Morikawa wearing a bold pastel yellow dress. The other new hires and colleagues all seem stiff, so Morikawa stands out even more. Frankly, if Morikawa had gone to Fuji and became a regular variety show announcer, she would have been consumed and forgotten.
Well, to begin with, Morikawa only joined the national broadcast by mistakenly sending in her application.
When she mentioned it during the introduction of new hires, the boss next to her got upset, and it was hilarious. LOL
What kind of blunder leads to something like that…?
I see, so if she wasn’t that kind of talent, she couldn’t stand next to Aqua-kun and do a normal job.
661 Verification Team *07218KADO6
Guh… Guh… Guh… Guhhhhh!!
Oh well… if it really is a coincidence, I’ll forgive her.
681 Verification Team *07218KADO6
No, I won’t forgive her!!
>>681 Hagetoru, what’s wrong? LOL
Everyone else is going with the forgiving flow, and Hagetoru is the only one getting angry. LOL
705 Verification Team *07218KADO6
This guy is definitely smirking in her heart!!
Because I got annoyed, I canceled the reservation for the Chinposuki pajamas that Shumi booked earlier.
Hey! Chinposuki has nothing to do with this!!
Chinposuki is involved in the accident. LOL
Just forgive her with a smirk! If it were me, I would hug her right away.
I support Morikawa because it’s funny when Hagetoru gets angry! Hang in there!!
745 Verification Team *07218KADO6
By the way, did the national broadcast request this segment because they knew Aqua-kun’s aesthetic sense from his previous livestream? If so, is it intentional, or did they do enough research… Probably the latter.
To Aqua-kun, thank you for your hard work for about two hours and a little bit.
Even Aqua-sama seemed a bit sweaty towards the end, huh?
Thank you for watching the program on the official SNS. We appreciate it!
Apologies for the difficulty in connecting to the internet. LOL
Seems like there are fewer people around, not just because of the deaths. It’s still unstable.
Ahhhh! The distribution of the tickets ended right in front of me…
By the way, the person before me got a reservation for three days later.
Three days later? Seriously? By that time, they’re probably sold out. I wonder if there will be any additional stock.
Aqua-kun unexpectedly appeared in front of the store, and there was a huge cheer!
Aqua-sama: “We will open soon, so please wait a little longer. Thank you for lining up early this morning.”
It might be part of the job, but because it’s Aqua-kun, I believe he genuinely means it.
I couldn’t get a ticket, but that one statement made it all worth it.
People who went to the store… You guys are so lucky to see Aqua-kun live. He’s 100 times more handsome than on TV.
I might be an old woman, but just seeing a face more handsome than that would make me ecstatic.
Hey… as soon as I arrived at school, there were so few people that the class got closed down…
Wait a minute, there are too many people taking the day off today, and the company is not functioning!! You idiots reading this thread, get to work now! Are you trying to ruin the company?!
I was surprised by the crowd in front of the Fuji Department Store during Aqua-kun’s last appearance. So cute!
>>970 Aqua-sama should realize it soon.
Please don’t die, grandma.
Great job, Aqua-kun! Rest well!
Aqua-kun, well done!
1001 Verification Team *CHiMPOsuki
Hey, you! Hagetoru, don’t mess around!! Hand over what you bought, or I’ll rob you!!
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