Volume 13 Chapter 296 Shirogane Aqua, Real Last Survivor
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
President Maitrix slammed the steering wheel as she tried to start the presidential car.
”Damn it! I told them!! Don’t choose some flashy States car that only looks cool but is huge, burns fuel, and can’t turn! If it was the Kariya limousine that Chiyoko from Japan uses, it would start even after falling off a cliff and blowing up! But here, just from the cold in the snowy mountains, it won’t start at all, this useless thing!! Still… I love this stupid car so much!!”
[T/N: “Kariya” is a parody of Toyota, especially the Toyota Century limousine used by Japanese prime ministers. It’s famous for being ultra-reliable.]
Was she insulting it or praising it?
I also liked those giant warship-like States cars since they looked cool, but I had to admit a Kariya car that could still start after being burned with a flamethrower and sunk in ice water felt more reliable.
Come to think of it, Akio-san drove both a States car and a Japan pickup truck.
”Shirogane. A pickup truck is the best. The body is tough and, above all, the power is strong. If you suddenly meet terrorists one day, you can just slam the gas and run them over.”
Sensei, outside of movies that’s just a crime.
Even if they’re terrorists, you can’t run them over. You should get out of the car and punch them with your fist.
That’s the most peaceful way.
While I remembered Akio-sensei, President Maitrix got out of the car.
”Sorry, you two. From here, we’ll walk.”
”Ernie, don’t worry. For us, walking or driving doesn’t change the speed much.”
”That’s right. That’s why we train every day!”
Hearing our warm words, President Maitrix’s eyes filled with tears.
”Thank you, both of you!!”
We walked lightly dressed in the snowy mountain near zero degrees.
I was glad I had trained my muscles. Thanks to that, it almost didn’t feel cold at all.
This was the power barrier you gained from training, also called pretending not to be cold.
”Chiyoko… it seems this is as far as I go…”
”Don’t die, Ernieeeee!”
Prime Minister Habu held President Maitrix in her arms with tears in her eyes.
Um… could you two stop joking every few minutes just because the view never changes?
”Wake up, Ernie! You can’t die before triggering the event where you and Aqua-kun warm each other in a mountain lodge after getting lost in the snow!”
”What!? There’s such a tasty event!?”
President Maitrix suddenly sat up.
I smiled at that.
It had been hours since we got lost in the snowy mountain, but I was glad they still had the energy to do comedy skits.
Then President Maitrix widened her eyes and pointed to the distance.
”Hey, look. Chiyoko! Aqua-kun! There really is a lodge!!”
”What theeeee!?”
Prime Minister Habu and I turned to look.
It was very far away, but yes, that was a lodge.
We followers of the Power Faith had eyesight above 2.5, so we could clearly see something even that far like a grain of rice.
”It’s true!”
”Everyone, head there!!”
”Yeah!!”
Cheered up, we ran toward the lodge in the snowy mountains.
On the way, we met a mother bear and her cub, but they panicked and ran away as soon as they saw us.
Maybe because the three of us had already thrown about a hundred bears, the news spread among them.
Seeing the cub escape made me nostalgic for Koguma-senpai, the little bear we kept at home.
”Ah, Prime Minister Habu, President Maitrix, there it is! The lodge is right there!!”
I pointed toward it.
The two of them held hands and celebrated.
”Yes! A lodge! An event is guaranteed!”
”Idiot, wait! …Chiyoko. It’s not time to panic yet. Rushing right away is our bad habit as virgins!”
I didn’t really understand what they meant, but at least they seemed close.
If world leaders everywhere were like this, there would never be wars, and the world would be peaceful.
”Excuse me. Is anyone here!?”
I banged on the lodge’s door and called out.
Even if bad people or enemy groups were inside, as a Japanese I wanted to keep manners.
Good morning. Hello. Thank you.
No matter what country I went to, I wanted to always keep greetings and manners.
”Anyone here? We’re coming in!”
Hmm, no answer, no signs of people.
It seemed the lodge was empty.
What should we do…?
While I thought, President Maitrix stepped forward.
”Leave this to me. Hmph!”
She twisted the lock off the door with her power.
Wait, is that really okay!?
Well, since it was an emergency, she said she’d pay later through the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
I guessed that made it fine…
Prime Minister Habu and I followed her inside.
”Good, the electricity works. Let’s make a fire first.”
We searched the lodge for something to light.
Sorry, owner. But we were in an emergency.
We would pay you back later.
”Ah, there’s a fireplace.”
”Here are some dry logs!”
”Nice, both of you! I’ll light it!”
President Maitrix lit the fire smoothly.
We huddled together in front of the fireplace to warm up.
”Whew… our clothes are wet. We need to dry them.”
”Yes, I think so too.”
They looked at me with bloodshot eyes.
Ah, so they wanted me to take off my clothes and show my muscles.
Of course, any Power Faith believer would be curious about muscles.
I stripped down to my underwear to show them.
”Chiyoko… I just became president, but I don’t mind retiring now.”
”I feel the same, Ernie. But we don’t need to retire. Let’s kneel together. Burn this image into our eyes.”
No need to kneel, just look all you want. But hurry and take off your own clothes too.
Their wet shirts made their underwear visible, and I didn’t know where to look.
”By the way, aren’t you two going to undress?”
”‘What!?’”
They suddenly cried out like maidens and looked at each other.
This wasn’t because I was perverted or anything.
I just didn’t want them to catch a cold.
”Then, we should too…”
”Y-yes…”
They took off their suits and shirts, showing me their dynamite bodies.
So this was the body of the Prime Minister of Japan and the President of the States…
I was overwhelmed by their amazing builds.
”As expected of Chiyoko. You’ve trained well.”
”You too, Ernie. Your body looks just like in the movies.”
Both of them were taller than me, with ripped abs and bulging muscles.
On top of that, their chests and butts were huge. It stabbed right into my preferences.
As leaders of nations, they had a lineup of features like a Fuji Department Store.
As I breathed hard, my nose tickled.
”Achoo!”
Oh? Did I catch a cold?
I rubbed my nose with my finger.
They looked into my face with worry.
”Aqua-kun, are you cold?”
”Come here, let’s get closer.”
Prime Minister Habu and President Maitrix pressed close to me.
Their big breasts in sexy bras touched my shoulders.
So plump, so soft, yet their abs looked hard.
The mix of hard trained muscles and soft feminine parts messed with my head.
”Prime Minister… President…”
”‘A-Aqua-kun…’”
If a third person saw us right now, they would wonder what on earth I was thinking.
But the more dangerous the situation, the stronger a man’s instinct to leave behind his seed became. My lower body reacted, swelling heavily.
Just as a heated atmosphere spread between us, the lodge door burst open.
”Hands up!!”
A woman holding a shotgun entered.
An enemy attack at this timing!?
Tch, I pushed forward the magnum holstered at my waist—no, the one nature had given me.
”Judging by the words and outfit, she seems to be a local.”
”Yes, that’s a hunting shotgun.”
Another woman peeked in behind her, then more followed, until around ten women had entered.
’What are you doing here?’
It was in the local language. Even though I could understand Stars speech, I didn’t know what they were saying.
”Ernie, I’ll handle this.”
”Alright, I leave it to you.”
Prime Minister Habu stepped forward.
Ohh, impressive. As expected of the Prime Minister, she really could speak multiple languages for diplomacy.
’Sorry. We were lost in the snow and drying our clothes.’
’Lost? The woman at the back maybe, but you clearly look like a foreigner!’
The woman’s suspicion grew.
Prime Minister Habu, is this really okay!?
’Hey, you at the back! Step forward!’
’Wait!’
One of the women pointed at me. Habu tried to stop her, but the negotiation seemed over.
Fine then. It was my turn—Shirogane Aqua’s turn.
”You two, leave this to me.”
I set my face serious. Did they forget? I was an idol.
An idol could charm anyone at first meeting.
”Nice to meet you. I’m Shirogane Aqua.”
I stepped forward with a smile. The guns aimed at me didn’t matter.
I too carried a weapon. The magnum at my waist—no, the one below my waist.
Fortunately, it was already loaded, ready to fire at any time.
’Wait, isn’t this… a man?’
’A man?’
’No mistake. It’s a man!’
’A real man!!’
’I’ve never seen one before!’
The women stirred in shock.
I couldn’t understand the words, but it seemed okay for now.
’Look, he’s smiling kindly at us.’
’Eh? I thought men only glared with contempt.’
’I heard that too. But this one… his body is amazing.’
’Yeah, and his face is too good.’
’Just looking at him makes me want to forgive everything.’
They gazed at me with flushed faces.
Alright, time for the killer look.
I struck my usual sharp pose.
’Ahh… my body feels hot…’
’Me too, I’m starting to sweat.’
’I can’t wear such heavy clothes anymore.’
’Everyone, strip. I can’t take it either.’
’I can’t endure this much longer.’
One by one, the women took off their hats, goggles, and ski wear.
Blonde, big-chested beauties filled my vision.
Was this… heaven?
”You two, maybe I actually died in that fall, and this is paradise.”
”Aqua-kun!? What are you saying all of a sudden!?”
”Don’t worry, it’s normal for him. Let him be.”
Maitrix panicked, but Habu calmed her.
’The more I look, the more perfect he is.’
’Are you cold? Warm up with us.’
’Does anyone here speak Stars language?’
’You can touch me as much as you want, just let me touch you too.’
’Uhh… I can’t look away from that bulge… my chest feels tight…’
Their eyes shimmered as they stared.
I posed and smiled brightly, offering fan service.
’He’s so cool, but now he looks so cute.’
’Yes. And isn’t he staring at our chests?’
’Does that mean he’s interested in women’s bodies?’
’It must be. Look, even those two women are in their underwear now.’
’Then maybe we should strip to underwear too?’
Wait—was this a strip show?
Thank you! I didn’t know why, but seriously, thank you!!
”Aqua-kun!”
Prime Minister Habu tried to step forward, but I stopped her.
Sure, I couldn’t understand their words.
But men and women didn’t need words. We had another language—body language, the language of power.
I raised three fingers toward my companions.
”Three!? Do you mean thirty minutes each!?”
”No, President. It’s three minutes. Aqua-sama needs only three minutes per person!!”
”Three minutes!? Is that possible!?”
I gave them a gentle look.
”Three seconds. Three seconds is enough.”
”Three seconds!? That’s way too fast!!”
I was known as Aqua the Quick-Draw. Of course, I could go longer, but now speed was key.
I had to clear the misunderstanding and move forward.
”Alright, ladies, let’s warm up together.”
I pulled the closest woman into an embrace and pressed my lips to hers.
She trembled, her breath sharp, before collapsing to the floor.
One down—without even using my ck.
Next, I drew another woman close and squeezed her chest firmly.
She gave a strained cry, convulsed, and fell.
I wasn’t stupid. Kanon had told me not to spread my seed carelessly—it would cause international problems.
So I didn’t penetrate. But I could still finish each one in seconds.
I caught another’s hand and slipped mine into her p*.
She stiffened, let out a muffled cry, and collapsed.
From there, it became fast.
Maybe not three seconds, but I pleasured nearly a hundred women within an hour.
There had only been ten at first, but someone had fetched the village, and the numbers swelled.
”Haa… what am I going to tell Sana-chan later…”
Wait—Prime Minister Habu!? Why are you naked!?
And… looking so satisfied, like after the deed…?
”No regrets in my life…!”
And President Maitrix too!? Naked and collapsed!?
Did I unconsciously make them finish as well?
’A-amazing…’
’If I know this, I can’t go back to being just a vegetable.’
’Remember, the elder said a beast lives deep in the mountains we must never touch.’
’I heard it too. The worst of them is the S*x Beast-sama.’
’Then this man must be the legendary S*x Beast-sama!?’
Suddenly, they knelt and prayed toward me.
Huh? Did I… do something again?
’S*x Beast-sama, please come to our village.’
’Yes, let’s give him a welcome feast!’
I didn’t understand, but it seemed to work.
They invited us warmly to their village.
”This food’s amazing. I haven’t eaten this well in forever. Thank you, really, it’s delicious!”
My words didn’t reach them, but maybe the feelings inside did.
The women looked at me with happy faces as they listened.
”Munch munch, good protein. For the sake of power, I need to eat plenty.”
Wait, this wasn’t the time to eat so casually!
We had to get to the city as soon as possible!!
While I thought that, I noticed Prime Minister Habu talking with the woman who had first pointed a gun at us.
It seemed that while President Maitrix and I were eating, she had been negotiating for a vehicle.
’We’ll take you to the border. Foreigners like you won’t be able to cross it alone, right?’
”Thank you. Thank you. Really, thank you!!”
So, one of the women agreed to take us to the border.
As expected of Prime Minister Habu. If it came to negotiations, I could leave everything to our Prime Minister.
We climbed into a transport truck full of sheep, squeezing ourselves into the gaps to hide and slip past the border.
”Ugh, these sheep are pressing their chests against me.”
”Stop it, that’s my important place. Don’t lick there!”
I had no idea what was going on with the two of them, but would they be alright!?
It was just a little longer to the border, so please hang on!!
Not only Prime Minister Habu and President Maitrix, but I was also licked by sheep, my face and waist dripping wet.
’S*x Beast-sama, we’ve crossed the border!’
The woman said something. Apparently, we had crossed.
We poked our faces out from between the sheep.
If someone took a photo of this moment, it would look ridiculously surreal.
Leaving Belarus, we finally reached Poland, and we thanked the woman who had brought us here.
”Thank you. The disguise clothes helped too. Please also thank everyone for us.”
’S*x Beast-sama, please visit our village again anytime.’
I waved goodbye to her.
For a while, I really wondered what would happen, but we made it to a proper town safely.
”So, what do we do from here?”
”First, we get transport and head to Warsaw.”
Get transport…? How?
”In times like this, I have a good method.”
With that, President Maitrix led us down a deserted street where shady people might be.
”There, found some.”
”I see, so that’s what you mean, Ernie…”
”What do you mean by that?”
Eh? Was I the only one who didn’t understand?
President Maitrix walked straight toward some tough-looking women.
’Hey, lady. Got some good stuff. Want to buy?’
’Oh? What kind of stuff?’
’Heh, what kind? Happy medicine, of course. Right, everyone?’
The woman called to her friends, and they all laughed slyly.
’So, you sold that and bought this fine car, huh?’
’Heh, exactly. Got it by making girls hooked.’
President Maitrix smirked.
’I see. Good. If it was a stolen car, I’d have to return it. But since it’s yours, I can take it without hesitation.’
’What!?’
Whoa!? The woman pulled a knife, but President Maitrix grabbed her hand first, twisted, and threw her aside.
’Damn! Get her!!’
The women charged, but for someone who had just been throwing dozens of bears, a handful of humans were nothing but styrofoam.
Before we could even help, she easily took down all five attackers.
’Listen well. The only time you should dip a girl in shabu is when you’re doing no-pants shabu-shabu. Got it?’
””’Y-yes…””’
[T/N: This is a pun. “しゃぶ漬け” can mean making someone addicted to drugs, while “しゃぶしゃぶ” is a hotpot dish. “No-pants shabu-shabu” was a risqué restaurant theme in 1980s Japan.]”
So cool…!
I had no idea what she meant, but Prime Minister Habu and I clapped with straight faces.
”Good, now we have a car. There’s a temporary base our agents use in Warsaw. Let’s head there.”
I didn’t know what kind of negotiation that was, but I still thanked the women for lending us the car.
’I’ll stop doing bad things.’
’Me too.’
’Sorry!’
’By the way, what’s no-pants shabu-shabu?’
’Shh! Don’t ask or she’ll throw us again.’
With President Maitrix driving, we headed for the Warsaw base.
Oh, so there was a secret base in such an ordinary office building.
It felt like a movie, and I got excited.
”Here.”
At the door was a keypad.
Wait, a keypad!? Not a card, not retinal scan, not fingerprint, but just a keypad!?
”President, do you know the password?”
”No. But it’s fine.”
She pressed the number 1.
The door clicked open.
”Why? Because States First means number one. Who needs four digits? And it’s better for a door to open fast than stay locked. Same as women—doors and legs should open easily! Hahaha!”
”Ernie, exactly. At my office, I don’t even lock the door. Always free.”
”As expected of you, Chiyoko. You understand.”
I decided to call this the Power Password.
Sure, 1 was easy to remember. It looked dumb, but also strangely logical.
Alright, when I returned to Japan, I would change all my passwords to 1!!
’Idiot! If you do that, it’ll just cause trouble again!!’
Imaginary Paisen scolded me, but I ignored it.
Kohina-paisen, don’t follow me abroad.
”According to the news, it looks like we’re all reported dead in the crash.”
I stared at the monitor.
Kanon was on the screen, just stepping off a plane.
Kanon, you came all the way to the Stars for me… Sorry, and thank you.
I imagined her crying alone, and my chest tightened.
”Aqua-kun, Kanon-san, I feel bad, but we must stay hidden. We don’t know if the enemy is politicians, aides, an organization, or another country. We must find out who it is and why, so this never happens again.”
”Yes, I understand.”
I nodded at Prime Minister Habu’s words.
Then President Maitrix, eyes fixed on another monitor, spoke.
”It’s clear there’s a traitor in my country.”
We looked at the screen too.
Multiple vehicles stopped outside the building.
No way!? We just got here, and we were already found!?
”Could they be allies?”
”No. They’re fully armed.”
”Then we must escape quickly.”
As I left the room, I looked back once more at Kanon’s face on the news.
Kanon, everyone, I will definitely come back alive! Wait for me!!
With renewed determination, I followed the two out.
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