Volume 13 Chapter 297 Bulletin Board, The Woman Born from Bulletin Board, Her Name is Hagetoru
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
[Everyone] Thread to Pray for the Safety of Aqua-sama, Prime Minister Habu, and President Maitrix [Stay Calm]
1 Verification Team*9n2SARETAi
Aqua-san and the others are definitely alive!
Everyone, please believe in their safety too!!
I also believe the three of them are alive.
Right now, Kanon-san and Congressman Kokucho are moving for us, so please act calmly.
Also, while Saba-chan is away, the volunteers of Bulletin Board will open threads.
If you want to request a thread, please apply at the thread request office.
And if you see Hagetoru-san on the Bulletin Board, please tell her what I asked before: stop making only useless threads. That would make me happy.
4 Anonymous
>>1
Thanks, Nee-san~. You saved us~.
7 Anonymous
>>1
Nee-san, THX!
What the heck is Hagetoru doing, lol.
10 Anonymous
>>1
Nee-san, thanks as always.
And Hagetoru, don’t cause trouble!!
13 Anonymous
I wonder where Aqua-sama and the others are wandering right now.
15 Anonymous
>>13
Probably somewhere in the mountains west of the Far East Federation or east of Stars.
18 Anonymous
>>15
Wasn’t that about where they crashed?
21 Anonymous
>>18
You can’t track the presidential plane with flight apps, so it’s just a guess.
24 Anonymous
>>18>>21
Is that really true info?
27 Anonymous
>>24
Yeah. The top players of that street-view guessing game gathered and worked it out. They’re insane. (T/N: GeoGuessr)
Those guys can identify a country from the trees and grass in the background. It’s crazy.
30 Anonymous
It’s already been a day since the crash. Maybe they even moved to the next country.
32 Anonymous
>>30
Sounds possible, LOL.
34 Anonymous
>>30
Or maybe they’re already in Stars’ France State.
36 Anonymous
Hey, if they’re alive, why don’t they make contact?
With Eroy Musk’s Stars Link, they could connect in a second, right?
39 Anonymous
>>36
Dude, that’s because they’re trying to flush out whoever did this and beat them down.
41 Anonymous
>>36
This doesn’t look like just a normal crash.
It seems obvious some country or group was involved.
So Aqua-sama and the others are hiding the fact they’re alive.
44 Anonymous
>>41
That’s it!
48 Anonymous
>>41
I believe that too!
50 Anonymous
Um, I just came here after being too shocked to get out of bed, and the vibe of the thread is so different from what I expected.
Wait, are you all talking as if they’re alive?
54 Anonymous
>>50
Of course.
56 Anonymous
>>50
No way those three would die just from a crash.
59 Anonymous
>>50
Prime Minister Habu and President Maitrix already survived stuff like this before, and Aqua-kun will be fine too.
It’s that mysterious kind of trust.
62 Anonymous
I also just came after lying in bed, and lol, everyone’s just believing they’re alive.
65 Anonymous
Honestly, I’m more worried about the Verification Team besides Hagetoru than about Aqua-tan.
Nee-san is busy, Morikawa is always on the national broadcaster, and Kanon-sama went to Stars only a month after giving birth.
I don’t want them to overwork themselves.
68 Anonymous
>>65
Morikawa seriously needs to sleep.
70 Anonymous
>>68
I feel the same watching Morikawa on TV.
She’s putting on a brave face, but I realized again she’s also just a girl.
73 Anonymous
>>70
They say the national broadcaster’s Morikawa support hotline has been flooded with voices cheering her on.
76 Anonymous
>>70>>73
Morikawa redemption arc incoming!!!
79 Anonymous
Morikawa is actually a high-quality announcer if she works seriously.
When Aqua-kun isn’t involved, she often gives a fair view.
She’s dumb sometimes, but she can follow even tough, technical conversations.
Also, she doesn’t stutter, her voice is easy to hear, and you can listen to her for hours without getting tired.
Honestly, her voice is really good.
82 Anonymous
>>79
Totally agree….
85 Anonymous
>>79
Her voice actually sounds like the voice actress Miyukichi.
88 Anonymous
>>85
Hey, stop that.
90 Anonymous
>>85
If you close your eyes, it really does sound like her.
93 Anonymous
She looks like a slender, beautiful older-sister announcer when silent, and her voice matches that image.
But once she talks and acts, she turns into Morikawa, whose true nature is Chinposuki.
Can you believe that?
96 Anonymous
>>93
Stop. My brain is breaking.
99 Anonymous
Honestly, the gap between Morikawa’s looks and her personality is the true cause of the Hoge-lar Wave.
102 Anonymous
>>99
That’s it!!
105 Anonymous
Even if Aqua-sama comes back safe, please let Morikawa stay like this.
108 Anonymous
Talking about Morikawa reminded me: until recently we were all happily playing Last Survivor together.
How did things end up like this?
Whoever caused this, show yourself! Stop doing stupid things!!
112 Anonymous
We know Morikawa’s state, but what about everyone else?
115 Anonymous
>>112
President Atori was just on local TV.
She told fans in Japan to stay calm.
118 Anonymous
>>115
President Atori looked as cool as ever.
No wonder she’s Aqua-sama’s company president. She’s built different.
121 Anonymous
I used to work under President Atori at her old company.
Back then she was not like that.
She was more like a nervous newbie, sometimes brave but mostly ordinary.
Now she really feels like a true president.
124 Anonymous
>>121
I also spoke with her once during sales when she was at that company.
I was shocked how much stronger she seems now.
128 Anonymous
>>121>>124
I only know the current President Atori, so I can’t even imagine that.
But people do grow.
132 Anonymous
Agewa-san was on at noon.
135 Anonymous
>>132
Congressman Agewa has to attend the leaders’ meeting in place of Prime Minister Habu.
That’s why Fuji Shion made her acting prime minister.
They can’t risk losing Congressman Fujii, who’s a candidate for next prime minister, so sending Agewa to Stars while the ruling party regroups in Japan makes sense.
They can also prepare for a leadership election just in case.
139 Anonymous
>>135
Fuji Shion is seriously amazing.
141 Anonymous
>>135
That old lady is too sharp.
143 Anonymous
>>135
The fact she could read the situation and give that speech right away is insane.
That granny is really crafty.
146 Anonymous
If an election does happen, the ruling party hasn’t decided if they’ll go with young Congressman Fujii directly, put in Satou the Log as a temporary choice, or pick Kuga Rihito, the secretary who didn’t go along.
They might even drag Kanon-sama into the spotlight.
149 Anonymous
>>146
She’s strong enough to run herself, but not putting herself forward feels just like that old lady.
153 Anonymous
Hey, stop with the talk about a leadership race.
Prime Minister Habu isn’t dead.
157 Anonymous
>>153
Exactly!
160 Anonymous
>>153
Yeah, yeah!
164 Anonymous
By the way, the States sent former President Rosenberg.
She’s going as an advisor to the vice president, who lacks diplomatic experience.
168 Anonymous
>>164
Seriously?
171 Anonymous
>>164
Makes sense, since the world situation is tough.
They need to calm the chaos first.
175 Anonymous
>>171
The leaders in Stars all deny involvement, but mistrust between nations is spreading.
Some even question if the World Union has value anymore.
The summit might be delayed.
179 Anonymous
I went to eau de Cologne’s live show.
Ayana-chan seemed the same as always.
Maybe she was just acting that way, though….
182 Anonymous
>>179
Thanks for the report!
I was really wondering about that.
185 Anonymous
>>179
Is it true that three members of BERYL appeared on eau de Cologne’s stage!?
188 Anonymous
>>185
Eh? Toa-chan and the others showed up at the eau de Cologne concert!?
190 Anonymous
>>188
Check social media. Everyone’s buzzing about it!!
193 Anonymous
>>190
It’s real!
196 Anonymous
>>185
They did appear. And not just them—Fairies’ Kato Iria was there, and also Maruo-kun, Kujaku-kun, Hajime-kun, Tsuwabuki-san, Ayafuji-san, Kamonohashi-san, and Kobayakawa-san.
We all prayed for the three’s safety and sang BERYL’s “Four Seasons” together.
200 Anonymous
>>196
Whoa, seriously.
I wish I could’ve heard that….
203 Anonymous
>>200
Maron-san said they’ll upload just that part later on a video site!
206 Anonymous
>>203
Thank you. Seriously, thank you!
210 Anonymous
>>196
When Tsuwabuki-san said, “When Aqua-kun comes back, we’ll sing together with him,” I was moved.
214 Anonymous
>>210
Tsuwabuki-san, man. Back when I saw his hopeless acting in Hana-ata, I felt despair, but who knew he’d become such a passionate guy.
Is this also Aqua-sama’s influence!?
217 Anonymous
>>214
For real. I was moved too.
219 Anonymous
>>214
Did you go to the Beryl in the Wonderland theater?
From October to December, they’re performing Hana-ata as a musical. You absolutely have to see it.
It’s the Hana-ata we always wanted.
Please, while Tsuwabuki-san and Aqua-kun are fired up, redo the drama. This time in prime time.
222 Anonymous
>>219
No, I want them to redo it in the same late-night slot, as a message of doing it over.
When I heard Aqua-kun’s Maiden-colored Heart then, I was moved, and when he appeared as Yuujin-sama, I really thought Yuujin-sama had stepped out of 2D. I nearly fainted.
225 Anonymous
>>222
So true!
228 Anonymous
>>219
Wait, hold up!
The Hana-ata in the theater right now—Tsuwabuki-san and Ayafuji-san are the leads!?
I didn’t know. Seriously, thanks!!
231 Anonymous
I came here crying, but the thread feels so un-depressed it’s giving me a fever from the temperature gap. Is it just me?
234 Anonymous
>>231
Don’t push yourself when it’s tough.
Rest until Aqua-sama comes home.
236 Anonymous
>>231
We’ve already made up our minds. The resolve that Aqua-sama will come back safe!!
239 Anonymous
Now that you mention it, Natsuki-san looked rough.
243 Anonymous
>>239
I saw one moment where she looked worn out on TV, but now no media are approaching her out of respect.
I just hope she doesn’t carry it all alone.
247 Anonymous
>>243
According to Hagetoru’s report, she’s with her mom inside Shirogane Kingdom.
They’re making sure no one is left alone—spreading futons in the big living room, everyone including staff sleeping together.
250 Anonymous
>>247
Glad to hear that.
252 Anonymous
>>247
That Hagetoru is lowkey useful, lol.
254 Anonymous
Come to think of it, haven’t seen Hagetoru today.
257 Anonymous
>>254
Yeah, usually she’s everywhere on the board, but since yesterday she’s vanished.
260 Verification Team*CHiMPOsuki
Maybe she’s crying alone somewhere?
Hey! Come out already! I’ll comfort you!
263 Anonymous
>>260
Go to bed before worrying about Hagetoru!
266 Anonymous
>>260
Don’t push yourself either!!
269 Anonymous
>>260
Does Hagetoru look like the type to cry?
272 Anonymous
>>269
Exactly, lol.
275 Anonymous
Hagetoru is the type of stoic woman who’d eat grass to survive rather than cry in the grass.
She wouldn’t be shaken by something this small.
278 Anonymous
>>275
Grass, lol.
281 Anonymous
>>275
Too much LOLOLOL
285 Verification Team*07218KADO6
Sorry, everyone. I won’t be able to come to the Bulletin Board for a while.
Because right now I’m wandering near the border of Belarus State and the Far East Federation.
I know it doesn’t make sense, but I don’t really understand how I ended up here either.
I already miss Japan’s white rice, but for now I’ll do my best in this snow-covered land.
Wait for me, everyone. I’ll bring Aqua-sama back!!
288 Anonymous
>>285
Huh!?
291 Anonymous
>>285
Hagetoru, are you joking… wait, what!?
294 Anonymous
>>285
What the hell are you doing!!
297 Verification Team*CHiMPOsuki
>>285
Stop talking nonsense and come home already!!
300 Anonymous
Now that I think about it, didn’t the Holy Aqua Religion say they were gathering people to search for Aqua-sama?
Maybe she joined as a volunteer.
303 Anonymous
>>300
No way, lol.
305 Anonymous
>>300
Is that true?
308 Anonymous
>>303>>305
Yeah, I saw them recruiting by the station.
They said they could fly you near the site the same day.
They even provide fake passports and IDs—only thing you need to bring is a will, the lady said with a smile.
311 Anonymous
>>308
Only need a will, LMAO.
313 Anonymous
>>308
A will? That’s hardcore, LOL.
316 Anonymous
I’m a believer, so I know. They send people to nearby countries, then move them by plane or land in relays to reach the site.
It’s clearly illegal, so you might get arrested.
It’s basically a suicide squad for people who are fully resolved.
319 Anonymous
>>316
Ahhh, whoever did this just made the scariest religion in the world their enemy.
322 Anonymous
Alright! If that insane group is on it, we can relax.
Hagetoru, wrap it up and come home already.
She puts her body on the line too much for the memes.
325 Anonymous
>>316
At this rate, the search team might outnumber Belarus State’s population, lol.
328 Anonymous
>>325
Stop it, that’s actually possible!!
331 Anonymous
Oh, breaking news!!
334 Anonymous
Did they finally find Aqua-sama!?
337 Anonymous
Wow, that was fast—wait, LMAO.
341 Anonymous
Sad news, Kohina Yukari crashed a car into the embassy.
343 Anonymous
>>341
I saw that scene live on Real Survivor!!
346 Anonymous
>>341
To be exact, it was a car driven by a woman speaking Kansai dialect.
349 Anonymous
>>346
There’s only one Kansai woman that could be.
352 Anonymous
>>346
Confirmed, it’s our Inko~desuwa.
355 Anonymous
An embassy raid!?
Kohina Yukari really is dangerous….
358 Anonymous
Hey, false report!
Look at the ticker. They corrected it right away!
361 Anonymous
>>358
The footage is out. The police showed up, lol.
364 Anonymous
>>361
A staff member said, “Two women came, one spoke Kansai dialect, and I was so scared I reported it on reflex.”
367 Anonymous
>>364
Half of this is Inko’s fault!
370 Anonymous
>>364
Seriously, what are those two doing, lol.
373 Anonymous
>>370
Apparently they went to the embassy for personal reasons.
TV said that earlier.
375 Anonymous
>>373
If it’s personal, then it’s not Beyond Production business.
Maybe Kanon-sama asked her for something?
378 Anonymous
>>375
Probably.
Since it’s an embassy, it might be about the princesses staying in the Harem.
No idea why they asked Kohina Yukari, but with few hands, they probably wanted even her help.
381 Anonymous
>>378
Wait, Little Cat Yukari!?
384 Anonymous
>>381
She’d totally look good in cat ears cosplay~.
388 Anonymous
By the way, I once saw the Harem princesses waving. They were all so beautiful.
Not just beautiful—elegant, with a special aura.
392 Anonymous
>>388
Aren’t the Harem princesses isolated so you can’t see them?
395 Anonymous
>>392
You can if you apply for the cultural exchange event lottery in Shirogane Kingdom and win.
397 Anonymous
>>395
Seriously!?
400 Anonymous
>>398
Yeah. Tea parties, lunch or dinner events are recommended.
You can hear stories about the Harem, life in Shirogane Kingdom, and even about Aqua-sama and others living there.
But there’s a dress code, and you need proper table manners.
If you don’t prepare, you’ll embarrass yourself, so be ready!
These events are supported by the embassies of each country, so perhaps Kohina Yukari was just there to discuss the matter or deliver a message.
403 Anonymous
>>400
Oh, I didn’t know that. Thanks!!
406 Anonymous
>>400
They just asked the wrong person to deliver the message.
Kohina Yukari and Inko together looks like a raid. Of course the staff would panic and call the cops, lol.
409 Anonymous
I thought maybe Kohina Yukari might be depressed, but looks like she’s fine.
412 Anonymous
>>409
Wait, Kohina Yukari depressed!?
No way, lol.
415 Anonymous
>>412
Nah, women like her are the ones you never know what will trigger them.
The stronger the woman, the more she hides a weak side.
418 Anonymous
>>415
Yeah, I get that.
Even the invincible Prime Minister Habu once showed that kind of face at a grave visit.
422 Anonymous
Exactly, no one is always okay.
Even Aqua-sama said in “Berry-Berry” that he cried when he dropped his wallet and when he got kicked in the balls.
425 Anonymous
>>422
LMAO.
428 Anonymous
>>422
Off-topic, but I love that Aqua-sama, Mayuzumi-kun, and Tenga-senpai use those Velcro wallets.
431 Anonymous
>>428
Because of those three, Velcro wallets are popular now.
Even Emily-sama and Hagetoru use them, making that ripping sound.
433 Anonymous
>>431
Please, don’t put those two in the same tier, lol.
That might even be slander against Emily-sama.
436 Anonymous
I heard the Verification Team did a contest to see who ripped their wallet the best, and Nee-san won.
I cried. It reminded me we’re the same generation.
440 Anonymous
>>436
Hey, stop! That hits me too….
442 Anonymous
Actually, I was a little down, but I’m glad I came here.
It really makes me feel alive.
445 Anonymous
>>442
Me too, I feel better reading here.
448 Hakuryuu*XQshotacon
>>445
Me too, me too!
451 Anonymous
>>448
Sensei, you’re alive. Don’t push yourself!
453 Anonymous
>>448
Hakuryuu-sensei, it’s okay to take a break from writing. Just stay with us now!!
456 Hakuryuu*XQshotacon
The thread residents are kind to me… what!?
459 Anonymous
>>456
If you can say that yourself, then you’re fine, lol.
462 Anonymous
>>456
Glad to see you’re not depressed, sensei.
465 Anonymous
Hey, breaking news again!!
467 Anonymous
>>465
Bet it’s Kohina Yukari again!!
469 Anonymous
>>467
For real, lol!
471 Anonymous
Talks about dissolving the World Union…?
No way!?
473 Verification Team*010meTA473
>>471
It’s true. That’s why we have to stop it.
475 Anonymous
>>473
Tashinami’s here!!
478 Anonymous
Wait, what!?
Even if it’s just a shell, dissolving the World Union is bad, right?
>>473
Anyway, Tashinami’s here!!
482 Anonymous
People always said we don’t need the World Union, but if it’s gone, the world will be even more divided.
485 Anonymous
>>482
I don’t care if it disappears, but the timing is awful.
488 Anonymous
If it disappears now, relations will get even more tense.
The World Union isn’t useful, but it still works as a contact point.
491 Anonymous
>>488
That’s what Tashinami is worried about.
And the timing is just too bad.
They still don’t know who’s behind it, and everyone’s suspicious of each other.
493 Anonymous
Hmm, if only there was some group to replace the World Union….
496 Verification Team*07218KADO6
>>493
Welcome to the International Onan*i Union, also known as the Onan*i League!!
499 Anonymous
>>496
Bruh, lol.
501 Anonymous
>>496
Can you not say dumb stuff during serious talk?
504 Anonymous
>>496
Wait, I checked the Onan*i League homepage, and it lists the Harem princesses, Mary-sama, Victoria-sama, and Furia-sama as supporters!!
509 Anonymous
>>504
Is this for real, LMAO.
512 Anonymous
The Onan*i League growing stronger step by step is hilarious, LOL.
515 Anonymous
Makes sense though. Hagetoru works in Shirogane Kingdom and is friends with Tashinami, so she meets Victoria-sama and the princesses often.
She snuck in there and started something insane, LMAO.
518 Anonymous
Go, Hagetoru.
If anything happens, maybe only the Onan*i League can stop the Holy Aqua Religion!!
521 Verification Team*010meTA473
>>504
No way….
524 Anonymous
>>521
Tashinami… tough luck!
527 Anonymous
So, if the World Union disappears and only the Onan*i League remains, what happens?
Smart people, please explain!!
530 Anonymous
>>527
If the World Union disappears:
– Countries can only contact each other individually for deals.
– Harder to gather many countries to talk.
– Harder to mediate disputes.
If the Onan*i League exists instead:
– Countries will negotiate through the Harem princesses.
– All nations are represented there, so meetings are smoother.
– The Harem becomes the world’s center.
– That means Shirogane Kingdom is the global center.
– And since the princesses are the window, if Aqua-sama asks them, the effect is huge.
– Basically, with Kanon-sama behind Aqua-sama, she can control the world through the princesses.
– In short, Aqua-sama would rule the world.
533 Anonymous
>>530
Thanks!
535 Anonymous
>>530
Wow.
538 Anonymous
>>530
Hagetoru’s dumb joke group is starting to control the fate of the world, LOL.
542 Anonymous
Hey, Hagetoru. Don’t you dare die!!
As the leader of the Onan*i League, if you die, things get messy. Come back quick!!
545 Anonymous
>>542
Oh no. If the Onan*i League is known, Hagetoru will be hunted by the world!!
547 Verification Team*010meTA473
The Onan*i League might actually stop the World Union from dissolving.
Hagetoru, thank you!! This is why I love you!!
But come back safe!! Why are you even there!?
I told you to stay home and wait, didn’t I!? Geez!!
550 Anonymous
>>547
Tashinami said she loves Hagetoru!?
553 Anonymous
>>547
Breaking news: Tashinami finally dere for Hagetoru!!
555 Verification Team*07218KADO6
Huh? Did I do it again?
Just kidding—this is no time for that!!
Guys, we found the remains of the phone Aqua-sama used in the snowy mountains!!
And it wasn’t broken by falling—it was stomped on.
According to the Holy Aqua Religion’s analysis, there are faint shoe prints on the screen.
And it wasn’t just one phone—three were broken.
Which means… Aqua-sama and the others are alive!!
558 Anonymous
>>555
Youuuuuuuu!!
561 Anonymous
>>558
Hagetoru, you’re a god!!
563 Anonymous
>>558
As expected of Hagetoru. I always knew it!
567 Anonymous
Suddenly everyone’s acting like they believed from the start, lol.
570 Anonymous
>>558
Hagetoru, you’re the best.
573 Verification Team*CHiMPOsuki
>>558
Yessss! They’re alive!!
Wait, no, that’s not the point!! Come home already!!
Nee-san is definitely super mad at you!!
576 Verification Team*9n2SARETAi
>>558
Thank you, Hagetoru-san.
I believed they were alive, but now with proof, we’re all reassured.
But that aside—come back. Right now!!
579 Verification Team*010meTA473
>>558
Nee-san is right.
I don’t know why you’re even there, and I don’t want to know, but you should come back soon.
Still, thank you! Thanks to you, I’m fired up again!!
582 Verification Team*07218KADO6
Ah, sorry. The Stars link—ah….
585 Anonymous
>>582
This guy, lol.
587 Anonymous
>>585
No, I think this is real, lol.
I just checked the Stars link orbit, and it’s out of range right now. Should be outside the comm zone, LMAO.
590 Anonymous
>>587
Ah.
592 Verification Team*010meTA473
>>587
Ah.
594 Verification Team*CHiMPOsuki
>>587
Ahhh….
596 Verification Team*9n2SARETAi
>>587
Hagetoru-san, at least please don’t overdo it….
599 Anonymous
May Hagetoru return home safely!
Namo-namo! [T/N: parody of a Buddhist chant]
601 Anonymous
>>599
No, that’s wrong! Namo-namo sounds like you’re killing them!!
603 Anonymous
LOLOLOL.
607 Anonymous
From now on, this thread is for praying for Hagetoru’s safety.
610 Anonymous
>>607
Someone with free time, please remake the thread for that, LOL.
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