Volume 13 Chapter 340 Bulletin Board, Reality TV Hype and the Pako-Lorette Proposal
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
[Dating Reality Show] ‘Berry-Berry’ Live Thread [What even is that?]
5 Anonymous
So, ‘Berry-Berry’ is starting another one of their weird schemes, huh?
7 Anonymous
It’s gonna be the usual where our totally clueless Aqua-sama gets dragged into it, isn’t it? I just know it!
9 Anonymous
>>7
I’ll bet 100 Beryl that the show opens with Aqua-sama, blindfolded as always, getting tossed into a van!
11 Anonymous
>>9
Aqua-sama gets kidnapped by the ‘Berry-Berry’ staff way too easily every single time, guys… Honestly, I’m starting to worry he’s gonna get actually kidnapped one of these days. Like, what if a terrorist group decides to copy their methods?
13 Anonymous
’Berry-Berry’ has put together a Super Boob Special Forces just to abduct Aqua-sama. I saw the actual kidnapping happen, and no global terrorist group could ever pull off a copycat of that.
15 Anonymous
What’s the Super Boob Special Forces? Tell me, Saba-chan!
16 3510*ULTi-Hi-P3
>>15
Allow me to explain! The Super Boob Special Forces is a unit made up only of tall big sisters with special, super-sized breasts who were gathered from all over the world just to abduct Aqua-sama during a BERYL&BERYL project.
19 Anonymous
>>16
Woah, the response was quick, lol.
21 Anonymous
>>15-16
This has been trending lately, but what is it? Can someone explain it easily for a noob like me?
24 Anonymous
>>21
It’s an automated AI response system. When you use specific words like ‘Tell me, Saba-chan’ or ‘Tell me, Mikoto-chan’ to ask a question, the AI 3510 immediately answers right in the same thread. Since the system works by posting at comment number N+1 after the question at N, the current Bulletin Board trend is AI groper behavior—asking an ecchi question at the end of a thread to make the AI post the answer at the beginning of the next.
27 Anonymous
>>24
’AI groper,’ seriously, lol. This Bulletin Board really is hopeless, LMAO.
29 Anonymous
>>24
I bet Hagetoru, Hagetoru, or maybe even Hagetoru started that! I know what’s up!!
32 Anonymous
’Tell me, Saba-chan’ is old news. Nowadays, you just say ‘Tell me, Verification Team’ or ask a specific team, and a Verification Team member will automatically answer.
36 Anonymous
Wh-wh-whaaat?!
38 Anonymous
>>32
No way that’s real, lol.
40 Anonymous
>>32
Okay, I’ll bite. I want to know how those Super Boob Special Forces people actually manage to abduct Aqua-sama! Tell me, Hagetoru!!
43 Verification Team*07218KADO6
>>40
Allow me to explain! The Super Boob Special Forces abduct Aqua-sama using the Boob Encirclement Annihilation Formation!!
Here’s how the Boob Encirclement Annihilation Formation works:
First, a bunch of tall, super-breasted, big-butted big sisters appear before Aqua-sama! As you might guess, it’s a guaranteed win right there.
[Image of a busy internet bulletin board]
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They encircle Aqua-sama, who’s been blinded by the sheer sight of all those boobs!
It works even better if they wear outfits that emphasize their chests or have a lot of exposed skin.
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They close the distance on Aqua-sama, who’s been frozen stiff by the sheer pressure of their super-sized breasts! The effect is also maximized if they smell like they just got out of the bath or use a musky perfume that Aqua-sama would like.
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Everyone pushes their boobs right up against Aqua-sama’s face and body, completely neutralizing him! Since they’ve already signed a sexual consent form beforehand, they can press their chests against him all they want and feel free to sexually harass him.
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They use boob power to lift Aqua-sama’s body off the ground, held right between their chests! Indeed, Power, Power solves everything!!
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They toss Aqua-sama, still sandwiched between their boobs, into the van, and the abduction is complete! Make sure to keep your bodies pressed close together inside the van at all times. That’s the reward for the Super Boob Special Forces!!
*Note: The members of the Super Boob Special Forces undergo daily, hard, and special training to be able to lift Aqua-sama’s body. The Boob Encirclement Annihilation Formation is impossible with regular boob strength, so absolutely do not try to copy it!!
47 Anonymous
>>43
No way, you’re lying, LMAO.
49 Anonymous
>>43
I only said ‘Tell me, Verification Team’ as a joke, but then Hagetoru actually shows up! That’s lol.
52 Anonymous
>>43
Well, she’s human, so it can’t be helped, but I’m actually impressed by Hagetoru’s response speed, LMAO.
55 Anonymous
Everyone’s distracted by Hagetoru, but is this kidnapping method for real, LOL?! I was curious about how the ‘Berry-Berry’ staff managed to abduct Aqua-sama when terrorists couldn’t, but they used this method?! LMAO.
58 Anonymous
>>43
I’ll say it for the terrorists: ‘Oohhh! That’s really helpful infooo!’
61 Anonymous
>>58
I bet 100 Beryl whoever copies this fails, because they won’t beat the real Special Forces. We know how it goes; knockoffs always fall short.
64 Anonymous
I can’t believe the long-standing mystery of how ‘Berry-Berry’ kidnaps Aqua-sama has been revealed like this, LOL. How does Hagetoru even know this stuff?
67 Anonymous
>>64
She’s probably just a part-timer again.
69 Anonymous
>>64
Maybe she’s so broke she took a part-time job, lol.
71 Anonymous
>>64
They were recruiting for big-boobed big sisters, so maybe she applied for that? The only reason the Super Boob Special Forces’ existence even became known was because of that recruitment, after all.
74 Anonymous
>>71
That checks out.
77 Anonymous
Tell me, Hagetoru! How much money do you have left this month?
79 Verification Team*07218KADO6
>>77
721 yen. But I just bought a bento for 248 yen at the convenience store—the one that only has the yakiniku sauce on it instead of meat—so now I have 473 yen left… I’m truly grateful that the special demand for Aqua-sama has gotten rid of the consumption tax. If the tax rate was still ‘8%’ I’d have paid 260 yen for it.
82 Anonymous
>>79
That’s rough, guys…
84 Anonymous
>>79
Why are you so broke when you’re working seriously, not gambling, and being frugal?!
86 Anonymous
>>79
You’re kidding me. There are still over ten days left this month…
90 Verification Team *010meTA473
>>79
Why are things like this for you…
93 Anonymous
>>90
I bet you’re just staring at your monitor in shock, lol.
95 Verification Team*07218KADO6
Tell me, Tashinami! What color are the panties you’re wearing right now?! I’m going to chew on your underwear as a side dish instead of meat while I eat my meal, de-tsu ka!?
98 Verification Team *010meTA473
>>95
Uh, um… Of course I’m not going to tell you that! Bakaa!!
101 Anonymous
>>98
She almost answered, lol.
103 Anonymous
>>98
Tashinami is such a pushover when people press her.
106 Anonymous
>>103
Tashinami is weak to her favorite idol, Aqua-sama, and weak to Hagetoru pressuring her.
109 Anonymous
>>106
LMAO.
112 Anonymous
Speaking of Hagetoru, didn’t she say she applied for a ‘Berry-Berry’ project the other day? What happened with that?
115 Verification Team*07218KADO6
>>112
I was rejected with the sentence: ‘We are truly sorry, but…’
By the way, this is the project I applied for!!
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The Sexual Desire Reality Show: “Pako-Lorette”
’Pako-Lorette’ is my own made-up word, a blend of the Stars language word for an unmarried woman, ‘Bachelorette,’ and the female desire to ‘be had’ sexually.
Project Outline:
Women compete in a fierce appeal battle, all aiming for one hot night with a single prince, Aqua-sama. That evening, Aqua-sama will give a single rose to the woman who successfully appealed to him—that is, the woman he wants to ‘have’ right then—and summon her to a ‘sex room’ called the Rose Garden. He can call more than one partner, of course. It’s also possible for him to give a rose to everyone if he wants to ‘have’ them all. Any woman who isn’t ‘had’ even once within the week is eliminated after Sunday. The woman who collects the most roses after a month of fierce ‘having’ competition is the winner and receives a bouquet of roses from Aqua-sama, and she is crowned the first Pako-Lorette. The person chosen as the first Pako-Lorette must continue to have intense sexual relations with Aqua-sama moving forward!!
Cast:
Prince/The ‘Haver’: Shirogane Aqua.
Pako-Lorette Candidates: Let’s gather high-status women, mainly starting with Sumeragi Kukuri-san and others!!
Pako-Lorette Instructors: Shirogane Kanon-san, Kokucho Agewa-san, and Yukishiro Emily-san must all participate!!
The first run will be celebrity-focused to guarantee ratings and inform all of Japan about the rules. For the second run and beyond, we’ll open applications to the public to accelerate the show’s popularity even further while increasing the number of women who can be made happy by Aqua-sama!!
118 Anonymous
>>115
Hagetoru, you truly are a genius after all…
120 Anonymous
>>115
Dude, you’re amazing…
123 Anonymous
>>115
Hagetoru really is a lump of pure talent, isn’t she?
126 Anonymous
>>115
Wait, why didn’t this project pass?!
129 Verification Team*07218KADO6
>>126
To summarize, they told me:
* First, it can’t be broadcast on national TV.
* It’s simply disrespectful to feature Kukuri-sama in this kind of project.
* First and foremost, my head would roll. And they said if I’m lucky, I’d just be fired; otherwise, my head might physically roll.
Those were the three points, they said…
131 Anonymous
>>129
That’s completely logical, lol.
133 Anonymous
>>129
LOL that the ‘Berry-Berry’ staff gave Hagetoru such a serious, straight-laced reply.
135 Anonymous
>>133
I choked imagining the staff replying with a totally straight face, lol.
138 Anonymous
Ah, it’s starting.
140 Anonymous
*Note: The utterly clueless Shirogane Aqua-san has been kidnapped again.
143 Anonymous
Aqua-sama makes his appearance, smoothly sandwiched between a pair of boobs.
145 Anonymous
Woah, those boobs on both sides are huge! Even if you weren’t Aqua-kun, you’d be overwhelmed. It’s beyond a ‘face level’ thing.
148 Anonymous
Seeing Aqua-sama’s gleeful face right from the opening makes this big sister very happy!
150 Verification Team *010meTA473
Hmmph. I wasn’t watching this part, but he was making a face like that, huh?
153 Anonymous
>>150
There goes Jela-nami (Jealous Tashinami), lol.
155 Anonymous
>>150
I’m going to grill mochi on those puffed-up cheeks of yours.
158 Anonymous
WOOOOOAHHHHHHH! The women have arrived!!
160 Anonymous
Kukuri-chan-sama is here!!
163 Anonymous
Confirmed: Reira-sama and Haa-sama!!
165 Anonymous
Hisui-chan and who else…?
168 Anonymous
A mysterious woman, is she from the public applications?
170 Anonymous
Could it be Hagetoru?!
173 Anonymous
>>170
H-h-he’s here!!
175 Anonymous
She’s got big boobs, so there’s a one-in-a-million chance it’s Hagetoru!!
178 Anonymous
The mysterious woman is trending on social media. ‘Could it be Hagetoru!?’ is also trending on social media.
181 Anonymous
Wait, is that Tsukasa Kei-sensei?!
183 Anonymous
WOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHH!
185 Anonymous
Sensei Tsukasa has made an on-screen appearance!!
188 Anonymous
Tsukasa-sensei has a hot body. For a second, I thought it was Hagetoru.
192 Anonymous
And Toa-chan is here as a guest!!
195 Anonymous
Thank goodness the project wasn’t Hagetoru’s Pako-Lorette. We can’t let Toa-chan see that.
197 Anonymous
Kanon-sama is as beautiful as ever. Ah, Kohina Yukari is fine, though.
200 Verification Team*07218KADO6
Guh-heh-heh, Kanon-sama’s boobs look slightly bigger, don’t they? Is it because she’s being suckled a lot at night, de-tsu ka!?
203 Anonymous
>>200
Hoo… I want to hear more about that.
206 Verification Team *010meTA473
>>200
I haven’t been suckled that much! Bakaa!
208 Anonymous
>>206
’Not that much’ means… she’s been suckled.
210 Anonymous
>>206
Just as expected of Tashinami! She spills all the beans!!
212 Anonymous
>>206
This is probably why Tashinami is so beloved by Aqua-sama.
215 Verification Team *010meTA473
Moooooooom! I don’t matter right now, do I?!
218 Anonymous
So, it’s Emily-sama’s project, huh? Unlike someone’s Pako-Lorette, this one seems decent.
221 Anonymous
>>218
Don’t you dare compare Emily-sama with Hagetoru!
224 Anonymous
Produced by Hakuryuu-sensei…? So, another guaranteed loss?
226 Anonymous
Hakuryuu-sensei’s production… Ah, yeah, right, that kind of feeling.
228 Anonymous
You guys should have a little faith in our Hakuryuu-sensei! Come on!! By the way, I’m betting 100 Beryl on Hakuryuu-sensei losing!
230 Anonymous
That share house is gorgeous!
233 Anonymous
Note: This is the second home owned by the TV station’s President, Fuji Ranko.
As expected of President Fuji Ranko. The fact that it’s probably near the Kanto region makes it incredible.
235 Anonymous
It’s got an outdoor bath with a hot spring, a heated pool, a theater room, and a play room for everyone. It’s fully equipped! I wanna live with Aqu-tan in a place like this, too!!
238 Anonymous
Starting from the second round, they’ll be recruiting participants from the general public?! WOOOOOAHHHH!
240 Anonymous
Public recruitment is here!!
243 Anonymous
Hey! Who was the one talking trash about the ‘Berry-Berry’ staff?! Please! I’ll lick the bottom of your shoe, just let me participate!
246 Anonymous
>>243
That was you!! Staff-san, please let me participate instead of this guy!
249 Anonymous
>>243>>246
You guys are something else, lol.
251 Anonymous
Wait, Kukuri-sama is participating, and isn’t this basically a copy of the Pako-Lorette project?
253 Anonymous
>>251
Well, it’s been severely softened up, but they’re doing the same thing.
256 Anonymous
>>251
Well, Emily-sama wouldn’t copy a project, so it must be a coincidence that they came up with something similar.
259 Anonymous
>>256
That’s probably it.
262 Anonymous
A Security Camera in Aqua-sama’s room?!
265 Anonymous
Thank you for the hidden camera footage of Aqu-tan!!
268 Anonymous
Shoot, I should probably pull my panties down right now.
270 Anonymous
I’m calling it: The milk Aqu-tan is drinking is going to be sold out tomorrow!
273 Anonymous
>>270
I’m a convenience store owner, and I just placed an emergency order in two seconds.
276 Anonymous
>>270
I work at that factory. Should I voluntarily clock in right now?
279 Anonymous
But this isn’t the first time Aqua-sama has drunk this Awaji milk. I think this one is that one, right? The raw milk from the place where Aqua-sama tried milking a cow during the BERYL group trip to the Kansai region, specifically Awaji Island.
282 Anonymous
>>279
Yeah, that’s the one.
285 Anonymous
Huh, so Aqua-sama buys Weekly Saint (Seibaku), does he?
288 Anonymous
>>285
Weekly Saint always features a big-breasted big sister on the cover. Knowing Aqua-kun, he probably got baited into buying it.
291 Anonymous
Aqu-tan, run away! That magazine is published by a front company for a certain cult!
293 Anonymous
Ah, wait, it’s because it has an interview article with Kanon-sama.
295 Anonymous
I bought this magazine, lol. I think Hagetoru was the one who did the interview, lol.
298 Anonymous
>>295
How can that guy be so talented yet end up in a situation like >>79…?
300 Anonymous
>>298
Because she’s Hagetoru.
303 Anonymous
Kanon-sama in the studio looks happy, even though she’s acting embarrassed.
306 Anonymous
>>303
Easy-nami (Easily flustered Tashinami) strikes again!
309 Anonymous
>>303
Tashinami warms up to people too quickly!!
312 Anonymous
Aqu-tan, LMAO.
315 Anonymous
Why did Aqua-kun read the article out loud?! You shouldn’t do that, seriously!
318 Anonymous
Note: Shirogane Aqua-san is unaware that a Security Camera has been installed.
321 Anonymous
No way, LOL.
324 Anonymous
It’s the clueless Aqua-sama again! Well, he didn’t know, so it can’t be helped!!
327 Anonymous
As expected of the ‘Berry-Berry’ staff. They’re zooming right in on Kanon-sama without any hesitation.
330 Anonymous
Kohina Yukari, calling her directly in a rage!!
333 Anonymous
Kohina Yukari really is necessary for any project featuring Aqua-sama.
336 Anonymous
Kohina Yukari, you should’ve hidden that detail for her!!
339 Anonymous
Good news: Kohina Yukari is launching an additional attack on Kanon-sama!!
342 Anonymous
That Tashinami Gum really holds its flavor, doesn’t it?
344 Anonymous
Hisui-chan came out of her room too fast!
346 Anonymous
Hisui-chan: “Huh? Why is nobody else coming out?”
348 Anonymous
She’s all fidgety, lol.
351 Anonymous
The AI 3510 is going to visualize each participant using its own unique analysis ability?! As an otaku, stuff like this is really helpful!
353 Anonymous
Inori Hisui / idol
Interpersonal Skill: S
Romance Skill: E
Charm: A
Boob Power: E-cup
Today’s Love Luck: F
355 Anonymous
Hisui-chan’s Boob Power is E? It’s about the same as Kanon-sama’s, I thought. Wait, it only says ‘cup’ after this one alphabet letter, lol!
358 Anonymous
>>355
LMAO.
360 Anonymous
’Today’s Love Luck,’ LOL. The source is ‘Morikawa Kaede’s Power Fortune Telling’—this part, LMAO.
363 Anonymous
Isn’t this AI completely useless after all?
365 Anonymous
Why in the world did they use that as a reference, lol?
368 Anonymous
But having a luck element in the parameters is kinda nice, lol.
371 Anonymous
Sumeragi Kukuri / idol
Interpersonal Skill: D
Romance Skill: A
Charm: S
Boob Power: B-cup
Today’s Love Luck: A
374 Anonymous
>>353>>371
Huh… Looking at it this way, I won’t say where, but B looks higher than E. I see, this is the other-dimensional consideration woven by the new era’s AI, LOL.
378 Anonymous
>>374
’Boob consideration,’ LMAO.
382 Anonymous
>>374
This AI can handle disrespect measures and brown-nosing, too? Is it the strongest AI ever? Seriously, it definitely has a human heart, lol.
385 Anonymous
>>382
It’s been trained on the Bulletin Board, after all. It probably took notes from Hagetoru, the brown-nosing specialist.
386 Anonymous
So, A is the highest rating here, generally. C is average, and E is the lowest, but S and F are ‘limit breaks.’
389 Anonymous
>>386
The fact that there are ‘limit break’ values even though the lowest and highest values are supposedly fixed feels slightly incompetent, lol.
392 Anonymous
I get that Kukuri-chan-sama gets an S as Charm Max Value +1 because she’s from the Sumeragi family. But what’s up with Hisui-chan’s Interpersonal Skill being so high?
395 Anonymous
>>392
Isn’t it because she can talk normally with Aqua-sama and has high communication skills?
398 Anonymous
>>392
Hisui-chan is simply great at entering someone’s personal space. Just now, she was talking to Aqua-kun completely within his personal space, right? If you watch the footage again, it’s not even about the boobs—they’re talking at a distance where their bodies are just about to touch. If the conversation flows and either one of them leans in even slightly, their bodies will bump, and they’ll become self-conscious of the other person. Even if Hisui-chan’s Romance Skill is low, I feel like she can make up for it with this Interpersonal Skill alone.
401 Anonymous
>>398
Wh-wh-whaaat?!
404 Anonymous
>>398
It’s amazing that Hisui-chan does this without any ulterior motives, lol.
406 Anonymous
I’m happy that the height of Hisui-chan’s potential has been revealed.
408 Anonymous
Didn’t the distance between Aqua-sama and Kukuri-chan-sama just now feel different than usual? Maybe it’s just me…
411 Anonymous
>>408
Of course, it’s just you!!
413 Anonymous
>>408
It’s probably a Hoge-lar Wave or a Hogewave breaking out!! Probably!
416 Anonymous
>>411>>413
What’s up with you guys all of a sudden?
419 Anonymous
>>416
Lately, whenever someone talks about Aqua-sama and Kukuri-chan-sama on the Bulletin Board or social media, people suddenly pop up and say, ‘No way,’ or, ‘That’s not happening.’ We don’t know why, though.
421 Anonymous
>>419
Huh, that’s interesting.
425 Anonymous
Tsukasa Kei / Novelist
Interpersonal Skill: F
Romance Skill: A
Charm: A
Boob Power: F-cup
Today’s Love Luck: S
428 Anonymous
>>425
Sensei is strong!
430 Anonymous
>>425
Her Boob Power is F, which is the highest, too. But that Interpersonal Skill ruins everything!!
433 Anonymous
Sensei Tsukasa is so clumsy-cute!
436 Anonymous
A Lucky Aqua Event is here!!
440 Anonymous
Tsukasa-sensei did it! Even Hakuryuu-sensei in heaven must be happy for you!!
444 Hakuryuu *XQshotacon
>>440
I’m still alive!!
447 Anonymous
>>444
The actual person showed up, lol.
450 Anonymous
>>444
Sensei, judging by your post number, you’re already dead…
453 Anonymous
>>450
LMAO.
456 Anonymous
So, this is the power of a Romance Luck S today. Wait, maybe Morikawa’s Power Fortune Telling is actually accurate?
459 Anonymous
>>456
There are many mysteries in the world that theory alone can’t explain.
462 Anonymous
Reira-sama, LMAO.
465 Anonymous
Reira-sama’s body is sparkling mysteriously. What’s happening?!
468 Anonymous
Kuga Reira / Actress
Interpersonal Skill: B
Romance Skill: C
Charm: A
Boob Power: F-cup
Today’s Love Luck: A
471 Anonymous
A perfect score from Aqua-sama!
473 Anonymous
F-cup means a perfect score. Noted!
475 Anonymous
>>473
In that case, Kukuri-chan-sama, with B which is a higher number than F, is also a perfect score!!
478 Anonymous
>>475
Hey, stop it.
481 Anonymous
>>475
Do you really want your torso and head to say goodbye that badly?
483 Anonymous
I love how straightforward Aqu-tan is.
485 Anonymous
Aqua-sama really is great. It’s too cool that he’s so open about his lustful thoughts without being embarrassed in moments like this.
488 Anonymous
There’s no guy who’s not cool when he’s open about his lustful thoughts! That’s a fact.
491 Anonymous
I can’t believe they broadcast this during golden time, lol. Even if her body is sparkling with a mysterious light so you can’t see anything, lol.
494 Anonymous
So he likes being pursued. Got it.
497 Anonymous
I really, really love that Aqu-tan fearlessly exposes all his fetishes. Nothing is cooler than that.
500 Anonymous
Kohina Yukari, nice work!
503 Anonymous
It’s a huge help that Kohina Yukari is around in times like this, lol.
506 Anonymous
Nice consideration!
509 Anonymous
Toa-chan isn’t looking! Safe!!
512 Anonymous
I think Kohina Yukari is perfect as a stopper for these kinds of projects.
515 Anonymous
Hermie / idol
Interpersonal Skill: D
Romance Skill: A
Charm: S
Boob Power: A-cup
Today’s Love Luck: C
518 Anonymous
>>515
Saba-chan, nice consideration! I won’t say where, though!!
520 Anonymous
>>518
First Kukuri-chan-sama, now Haa-chan-sama, they both get S for Charm Max Value +1 because they’re important people. I also love that all the other women have Charm A!
523 Anonymous
>>520
That, too, but that’s not the only thing! You know it!
526 Anonymous
Boob Power B and A! Kukuri-chan and Haa-chan are in an unstoppable state!! E and F people are losers (pgr)!
529 Anonymous
>>526
Stop picking on them!!
532 Anonymous
Bad news: The AI is more considerate than the Bulletin Board users, who tease everyone about everything.
535 Anonymous
>>532
Seriously, lol.
538 Anonymous
She’s going to stop calling him ‘Papa’?!
541 Anonymous
Aqua-sama, who loves children, looks utterly desperate.
543 Anonymous
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHH!
546 Anonymous
Haa-chan’s acting is awakening!!
549 Anonymous
No wonder she was nominated for a newcomer award. The only concern was that her acting range seemed narrow.
552 Anonymous
The Kanon-sama perfect copy would shock anyone, not just Aqu-tan, lol.
555 Verification Team*07218KADO6
Royal Loli Kanon! Guh-heh-heh!!
557 Anonymous
>>555
Hey, Hagetoru! It’s fine if you mess with Tashinami, but don’t you dare mess with Haa-chan!
560 Verification Team *010meTA473
>>557
Messing with me isn’t fine either, obviously! Mooooom!
564 Anonymous
Haa-chan is strong… Little girls are strong…
568 Anonymous
The discussion is mostly just Aqua-sama, Hisui-chan, and Reira-sama talking, LMAO.
571 Anonymous
>>568
Well, that’s expected. Still, Aqua-sama and Hisui-chan are making sure to include Kukuri-chan-sama and Haa-chan-sama by throwing them the occasional question. The real problem is our Sensei Tsukasa…
574 Anonymous
No wonder her Interpersonal Skill is F… Even with high specs in other areas, this is rough!!
577 Anonymous
Even Hakuryuu-sensei in the studio is holding her head in her hands, lol.
582 Anonymous
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHH!
585 Anonymous
Is Hakuryuu-sensei’s card coming now?!
588 Anonymous
Go, Hakuryuu-sensei!! Save your friend, Sensei Tsukasa!!
591 Anonymous
This development is heating up!
594 Anonymous
I’m glad Toa-chan got to draw a card!
597 Anonymous
Emily-sama’s face comedy, LOL.
600 Anonymous
It’s too unfair that she’s still cute even when she’s pulling a funny face because she’s so pretty…
602 Anonymous
The cooking event is here!!
605 Anonymous
It’s great that Kohina Yukari is strongly recommending Reira-sama.
607 Anonymous
Kanon-sama recommending Haa-chan is so beautiful. The Stars Royal Three Sisters are beautiful. Victoria-sama should just join in somehow, too.
609 Anonymous
Go, Hakuryuu-sensei!!
611 Anonymous
Nice support, Hakuryuu-sensei!!
613 Anonymous
You guys love Hakuryuu-sensei way too much, lol.
616 Anonymous
Emily-sama recommends Kukuri-sama, huh?
619 Anonymous
Wait, why did they skip Emily-sama’s comment here and only show the text overlay?
622 Anonymous
>>619
I bet the recording failed or something. Just a guess.
625 Anonymous
Nice read, Toa-chan!
627 Anonymous
As expected of Toa!
630 Anonymous
Toa-chan is starting to figure out these kinds of things, too.
633 Anonymous
I saw the ‘Berry-Berry’ staff grinning when Toa-chan pointed it out, and I thought, ‘These guys are the real deal,’ lol.
636 Anonymous
After the discussion, they decided on Kukuri-chan-sama!!
638 Anonymous
Huh? That happened before, too, but why did they unnaturally use a text overlay and cut the audio here? Hmm, it’s a mystery.
640 Anonymous
I think I saw Kanon-sama mouth, ‘Emily-senpai’s hunch?’ a second ago. Ah, greetings, I’m a Bulletin Board user who is good at lip-reading.
643 Anonymous
>>640
Thanks, Lip-reading Expert Sis!
645 Anonymous
>>640
Sis is always too competent, lol.
648 Anonymous
The Bulletin Board users are a treasure trove of talent. We’ve got Hagetoru at the bottom and the Lip-reading Expert Sis at the top.
651 Anonymous
>>648
Hey! Hagetoru is also competent in his own way!!
653 Anonymous
Congrats, Kukuri-chan-sama!
656 Anonymous
Wow, cooking with Aqua-sama sounds so nice!
658 Anonymous
From the next round, the public can participate, right? I don’t think I’d have the confidence to do something like this with Aqu-tan even if I won!
660 Anonymous
>>658
I know, lol.
663 Anonymous
Emily-sama, nice support!
665 Anonymous
Pay attention, this is what a truly competent person is like.
668 Anonymous
To be gnawed on by Hakuryuu-sensei?!
671 Anonymous
Everyone is so into this, lol.
674 Anonymous
The studio atmosphere is perfect!
677 Anonymous
Aqua-sama, LMAO.
679 Anonymous
I really love how skillful Aqua-sama’s reactions are.
681 Anonymous
He can be an idol, he can be an actor, and yet he’s also perverted, funny, straightforward, and pure. He’s the strongest, isn’t he?
684 Anonymous
Kohina Yukari’s comeback is too fast, lol. Those two should just get married already! Hurry up!
688 Anonymous
Kohina Yukari and Aqua
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Summary:
The chaotic ‘Berry-Berry’ live thread explodes with hype and perverted theories as the new dating reality show begins. Fans dissect the infamous ‘Boob Encirclement Annihilation Formation’ used to kidnap the beloved male idol, Aqua-sama. Adding to the madness, the notorious Hagetoru posts his wildly inappropriate, rejected project proposal: the ‘Pako-Lorette,’ which aimed for a televised ‘sex competition’ among high-status women.
Despite the staff’s initial disgust at Hagetoru’s plans, the actual show features a similar setup with Kukuri-sama participating and introduces an AI rating system that hilariously attempts to be polite about the contestants’ ‘Boob Power’ while exposing Sensei Tsukasa’s low ‘Interpersonal Skill.’ The segment ends with a cooking challenge selection, proving that even a sanitized version of Hagetoru’s sensational idea can still generate massive fandom excitement.
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Character Insight:
The thread reveals Hagetoru’s core struggle: a talented, hyper-creative individual capable of generating viral content and complex articles (even interviewing Kanon-sama), but her extreme perversion and financial desperation keep her on the fringes. She is a genius-level degenerate. Tashinami (Verification Team *010meTA473) is shown as the loyal, easily flustered tsundere figure who serves as the moral (and romantic) counterbalance to Hagetoru’s chaos, highlighting her cute vulnerability to both the idol and the forum’s teasing.
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Behind the Scene:
The TV staff of ‘Berry-Berry’ are revealed to be fully aware of the public’s perverse interest in Aqua-sama’s private life, as demonstrated by the hidden camera in his room and their explicit use of fan-fueled sensationalism. They are actively facilitating the boundary-pushing content, such as allowing the Verification Team’s graphic ‘abduction’ explanation to be posted, showing their own complicity and amusement, while officially having to reject Hagetoru’s over-the-top, non-broadcastable ‘Pako-Lorette’ pitch.
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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