Volume 13 Chapter 342 Bulletin Board, The Grand Finale Fan Hype and the Idol’s Romantic Conquest
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
[FINAL DAY] LIVE THREAD: LOVE REALITY SHOW FINALE [WE WERE TOO YOUNG FOR LOVE]
5 Anonymous
Tell me, Saba-chan! Is it scripted that Aqua-sama always has those fan service scenes?! And seriously, if you find any leaked video, not just the audio, please tell us!!
6 3510*ULTi-Hi-P3
>>5
Nope! It’s a miracle woven from Aqua-sama’s overflowing desire to please and Emily-sama’s excessive thoughtfulness with the camera placement. I’m also looking for that video every day! If anyone finds it, let us know, please, please!!
9 Anonymous
>>6
ULTi-Hi-P3 is getting desperate over that video, LMAO.
12 Anonymous
Emily-sama’s camera and mic placement are just too spot-on, seriously, lol.
15 Anonymous
Tell me, Saba-chan! Why does Kanon-sama have the most innocent reaction during Aqua-sama’s service scenes?
16 3510*ULTi-Hi-P3
>>15
Because she’s Kanon-sama, that’s why! Also, according to sources close to the production, they’re apparently doing the deed five times a week now that she’s been ‘unlocked’ after childbirth!!
19 Anonymous
>>16
’Sources close’ LOL! Hagetoru, you’re too much, LMAO
22 Anonymous
>>16
Tashinami! You’re the original Pacolarette!
24 Anonymous
>>16
Young and highly virile—good stuff!
27 Anonymous
>>16
Oh dear, I wonder if there’ll be another pregnancy announcement over the New Year holiday~
30 Anonymous
>>27
Nah, Hagetoru spilled the beans a while ago and Tashinami’s face went all red, but apparently they’ve been using protection recently! That means there’s a chance that the concentrated Aqua-sama special seed that Kanon-sama didn’t collect will be available for us!
33 Anonymous
>>30
Magnificent! This must be the Noblesse Oblige¹ of the high and mighty!
37 Anonymous
When Aqua-sama accidentally showed his dong, Kanon-sama still reacted like a total virgin, and it absolutely floored me!
40 Anonymous
>>37
She’s probably seen it more than anyone else now! The gentle kindness that lets that comment slide without a single person making a tsukkomi…
42 Anonymous
>>37
Right? Kanon-sama still gets all red-faced when Aqua-sama takes off his outer garment, even if she’s already in a swimsuit.
45 Anonymous
>>42
Yeah, we can’t possibly beat that, lol.
47 Anonymous
>>42
She truly is the Lifetime Honorary Virgin certified by Hagetoru, I tell ya…
50 Anonymous
Hey, did you all remember to enter the Government-Sponsored Aqua-sama New Year Lottery? Don’t mess up and forget to apply at the last minute!
53 Anonymous
>>50
I applied the very first day, the fastest one here!!
55 Anonymous
>>50
I don’t totally get the system, but the bottom line is if you win, you get Aqua-sama’s seed, right!
59 Anonymous
>>55
That’s right. Twenty winners on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, the 24th and 25th. Then another twenty on New Year’s Eve (Great Hizume) and New Year’s Day, the 31st and 1st. Plus ten on the 2nd and 3rd. That’s a total of 100 women who win Aqua-sama’s seed. And it comes with the extra benefit of having the government and the nation’s top medical institutions fully support you from pregnancy to childbirth.
62 Anonymous
>>59
It makes me so glad to pay taxes in this country. I’ve never felt this way before today!!
65 Anonymous
So, this is basically the massive New Year’s version of the thing they do every month, where they distribute Aqua-kun’s reproductive cells to applicants, right?
68 Anonymous
>>65
Exactly!
70 Anonymous
>>65
According to a leak from the Seibaku Newspaper, the really lucky winners might even get it directly inside from Aqua-sama himself! Though it’s probably only one winning slot.
73 Anonymous
>>70
WHAT?! You’re kidding me! Does that mean we could become Aqua-sama’s Pacolarette, too?!
76 Anonymous
>>70
The hype is real!
79 Anonymous
So, this is why Tashinami is constantly squeezing Aqua-sama dry.
82 Verification Team*07218KADO6
Guffaw. The winners should check if the outside of the condom tastes like Tashinami.
85 Anonymous
>>82
WHOAAAAA!
87 Verification Team *010meTA473
>>82
That’s impossible, you idiot! The staff always transfer it into a special container!
90 Anonymous
>>87
But there’s a possibility that the staff already had a delicious taste of the Tashinami residue on the outside…
93 Verification Team*07218KADO6
>>90
I think that’s highly likely!
95 Verification Team *010meTA473
>>93
I told you, it’s not! Oh, my gooooodnessss!
98 Anonymous
Honestly, coming to the bulletin board just once to see Tashinami getting teased is enough. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy for a whole week.
101 Anonymous
>>98
I get that!
104 Anonymous
Oh, stop the chatter, it’s starting now!
107 Anonymous
Huh?
109 Anonymous
Aqua-kun is calling someone out…?
112 Anonymous
Things have been building up without much progress, so I figured Aqua-kun would make a move.
115 Anonymous
Kohina Yukari, stop casually eating your lunch, LOL.
118 Anonymous
I can forgive Toa-chan for eating her lunch, ’cause she was hungry. But Kohina Yukari, you are not allowed! You’re the only one who can stop Aqua-kun in this kind of situation, so you need to pay attention to what Aqua-kun is saying!
122 Anonymous
>>118
I felt bad for only Kohina Yukari being singled out, but that reason actually convinced me, LOL.
125 Anonymous
>>118
Don’t hold your breath for Kohina Yukari! She’s the one who spoils Aqua-sama the most!
129 Anonymous
>>125
Big truth!
132 Anonymous
He’s going to confess first?!
135 Anonymous
That’s Aqua-sama for you. Always the one to take the initiative. Impressive!
138 Anonymous
What do guys think about this? Will Aqua-kun’s approach be helpful for them to follow?
143 Anonymous
>>138
I asked my older brother, who’s watching with me, and he said he’s not sure if it’ll be helpful, but he’s excited to watch.
146 Anonymous
>>143
It’s sweet that you two watch it together.
150 Anonymous
>>146
It’s all thanks to Aqua-sama! And apparently, seeing Aqua-sama and the others trying so many different things is inspiring the boys to try things, too. They’re even talking about it a lot on the men’s bulletin boards these days.
155 Anonymous
>>150
As expected of Aqua-sama!!
158 Anonymous
’Someone who has fallen in love?’ Yes, I’m right here!!
161 Anonymous
Kohina Yukari is the only one not nodding, that’s funny lol
164 Anonymous
Toa-chan, you’re lying about never having been in love, right? (Serious face)
167 Anonymous
Toa-chan, your big sisters here know you have.
170 Anonymous
Hey, stop assuming things! Toa-chan, take your time! Nodding.
174 Anonymous
Hakuryuu-sensei…?
178 Anonymous
Hakuryuu-sensei, why do you look like you’re about to die? (Pretending not to know)
182 Anonymous
Everyone, burn Hakuryuu-sensei’s face into your memory. This is the look of a woman who has accepted her own death and is still determined to move forward!!
185 Anonymous
>>182
Truly an inspiration, Hakuryuu-sensei!
188 Anonymous
>>182
My tears won’t stop at the Sensei’s death-defying resolve!!
191 Anonymous
It’s hilarious that Hakuryuu-sensei’s influence seems to be what’s making Aqua-kun so motivated!
195 Anonymous
Wait, Hakuryuu-sensei really looks sick. I hope she’s okay; this seems like more than her usual dramatic bit.
199 Anonymous
>>195
She’s been through so many near-death battles that she’s always come back like a phoenix. I’m sure Hakuryuu-sensei will be fine.
203 Anonymous
So it starts with Haa-chan.
207 Anonymous
I think Haa-chan has been trying her hardest this whole time. Actually, she’s been the most direct in making her appeal.
211 Anonymous
Wait a minute, I just realized: ‘I’ll confess first’—does that mean to all of them?! Gasping sound.
215 Anonymous
>>211
Yeah, it does! You can’t underestimate Aqua-sama’s immense capacity. If he can go for everyone, he will. Aqua-sama is the kind of man who chases two rabbits and ends up catching a hundred.
219 Anonymous
>>215
As expected of Aqua-sama!!
223 Anonymous
’I came to take your time’?!
225 Anonymous
Of course, Aqua-sama goes in for the kill from the very first line.
228 Anonymous
I love it when Aqu-tan gets that slightly domineering vibe when his mind is made up.
231 Verification Team*07218KADO6
I’ve confirmed Kanon’s cutesy death in the picture-in-picture view!!
234 Anonymous
>>231
LOL.
236 Anonymous
>>231
She was probably imagining him saying it to her.
239 Anonymous
>>236
I’m imagining the exact same thing, so I totally get it, ha!
242 Anonymous
Here comes the Kohina Yukari rear-guard arm-crossing move!
245 Anonymous
Kohina Yukari silently nods at the camera. I get it. I’m making the exact same face.
248 Anonymous
Why does Kohina Yukari suddenly go into full affirmation mode whenever Aqua-sama is serious? LOL.
251 Anonymous
>>248
According to the ‘Mama’ fans in the I Want to Spoil Aqua-sama Thread, the level of ‘Mama-ness’ in Dere-Dere (lovey-dovey) Kohina Yukari is 1,000%!!
256 Anonymous
Ohhh, I love those hooded coats with animal ears for little kids! I absolutely want to put my future children in one of those!
259 Verification Team *010meTA473
>>256
I understand completely! When I saw Haa-chan’s coat, I tried to buy a matching set for the twins, but Hagetoru stopped me, saying it was too early since they wouldn’t fit for a year or so… But Hagetoru did knit me a baby hat with ears instead, so I’ll put that on them!!
262 Anonymous
>>259
Eared hoods for Kanoa-kun and Toa-Rinon-chan, coming right up?!
264 Anonymous
>>259
Hagetoru is a surprisingly good guy.
267 Anonymous
>>259
The pervert Hagetoru is actually competent and thoughtful when he’s not being sleazy.
270 Anonymous
Sigh of awe!
273 Anonymous
Aqu-tan is so gentle…
276 Anonymous
I love that Aqua-sama always looks them straight in the eye, even when he’s talking to a child!
279 Anonymous
’I don’t want you to rush’—I get that. Physically, if Aqua-kun were to enter Haa-chan, she might break.
282 Anonymous
>>279
Hey! But yeah, I know what you mean!
285 Anonymous
Someone who is older with an age gap?
288 Anonymous
Clatter! Are they talking about Hakuryuu-sensei?!
291 Anonymous
It must be Nee-san (Big Sister)!!
294 Anonymous
Or Agewa-san?!
295 Anonymous
Wait!
Habu Chiyoko@Prime Minister: Is that me?! No, Aqua-kun, you can’t! I have a wife and daughter!!
299 Anonymous
>>295
Oh no, she’s going to get scolded again.
301 Anonymous
>>295
Tomorrow’s apology quota is filled.
304 Anonymous
’I want to reserve your future’?!
308 Anonymous
I wish a wonderful man like Aqua-sama would reserve my future, too!!
312 Anonymous
Haa-chan is still a child, but her face is already so well-formed. She’s definitely going to grow up to be a beauty like Kanon-sama.
315 Anonymous
’Effort’? Huh? Aqua-sama is going to make an effort?
318 Anonymous
What? Aqu-tan is handsome enough as he is, even without trying…
321 Anonymous
This is why I love Aqua-sama. He’s already amazing, but he still strives to be even better.
323 Anonymous
Kohina Yukari is back to that rear-guard arm-crossing face and silent nodding, LOL. And right next to her, Emily-sama has been saying nothing but ‘As expected of Aqua-sama’ this whole time, LMAO.
326 Anonymous
>>323
LOL, LMAO.
329 Anonymous
Seriously, in five years he’ll be 23, right? He’ll be absolutely gorgeous, lol. And in ten years, 28? Just imagining it is making me wet…
331 Anonymous
A RING!!!
334 Anonymous
When did he put that on?!
337 Anonymous
Everyone, this is Shirogane Aqua!!
340 Anonymous
Ughhhhhh!
343 Anonymous
Is Hakuryuu-sensei okay?!
345 Anonymous
A sworn kiss on the fingertip… that is the absolute best. And promising to make the ring size bigger as she grows up… I can’t take it!
348 Anonymous
Even Kanon-sama and Victoria-sama are commenting, LMAO.
350 Anonymous
Kanon-sama, I feel you!!
353 Anonymous
Haa-chan, I’m so happy for you! I was rooting for her because she was trying the hardest, so this is wonderful. And for Aqua-sama to confess to her at the end is the best thing ever.
356 Anonymous
>>353
Has anyone ever confessed to Aqua-sama first, though?
359 Verification Team*07218KADO6
>>356
Didn’t Nee-san do it first?
360 Verification Team *010meTA473
>>356
I think Nee-san confessed first.
361 Verification Team*CHiMPOsuki
>>356
Yeah, Nee-san definitely confessed first.
364 Anonymous
>>359-361
LOL.
367 Anonymous
>>359-361
They just totally exposed Nee-san, LOL!
370 Verification Team*9n2SARETAi
>>359-361
Hey now!?
373 Anonymous
>>370
As expected of Nee-san!
375 Anonymous
>>370
A woman who tries to force you to perform cun**lingus isn’t going to be weak, that’s for sure!
378 Anonymous
>>375
Forcing cun**lingus, LOL! That incident happened, didn’t it?!
380 Anonymous
Nee-san is the leader of the Verification Team. I guess she understands those things, lol.
383 Anonymous
It makes me happiest that Kanon-sama is so joyful!
385 Anonymous
Emily-sama, be careful! Your large breasts are going to suffocate Haa-chan!!
388 Anonymous
Uh-oh…
391 Anonymous
Hakuryuu-sensei…
393 Anonymous
Child: ‘Huh? Mama, what happened to Hakuryuu-sensei?’
Me: ‘Hakuryuu-sensei became a shining star in the sky, sweetie.’
396 Anonymous
>>393
Hey, lol.
398 Anonymous
>>393
She’s still alive, you idiot!!
400 Anonymous
Bad News: Hakuryuu-sensei still has four more people to go through…
403 Anonymous
>>400
R.I.P. Hakuryuu-sensei.
405 Anonymous
>>400
Sensei, at least let us gather your bones!!
407 Anonymous
Next up is Reira-sama.
409 Anonymous
What we’ve learned this week:
When Reira-sama isn’t acting, she’s a total klutz, LOL.
412 Anonymous
>>409
That was a surprise, for sure, lol.
415 Anonymous
>>409
Among Reira-sama’s fans, her ‘Yui-Kou’ (Yui Clause) is famous.
418 Anonymous
Reira-sama has so many klutz stories. Like accidentally having a bit part in a different drama that was filming in the same location, lol.
422 Anonymous
>>418
Or confusing the phone with the TV remote and taking it on a trip, leading to a missing persons report, lol.
425 Anonymous
’What about our future relationship’?!
428 Anonymous
Aqua-kun is going for the win right from the first phrase.
431 Anonymous
First, a straightforward compliment. As expected of Aqua-sama!!
434 Anonymous
I love that Aqua-sama praises girls so much! I love that he always finds something good in them!
437 Anonymous
She must be so happy to hear him say he wants to know more about her.
440 Anonymous
I want Aqua-sama to get to know me, too!! I can’t help but feel that way!!
443 Anonymous
Ah…
446 Anonymous
It’s true, even if those two dated, it would definitely be a long-distance relationship.
449 Anonymous
’Won’t you give me the time to nurture our love’?!
453 Anonymous
Gasp!
456 Anonymous
>>449
That line right there is pure Aqua-sama.
460 Anonymous
He even thinks about our age difference! He’s so kind!!
463 Anonymous
Because Aqu-tan made Hakuryuu-sensei happy, those words carry so much weight and conviction.
467 Anonymous
>>463
Preach!
470 Anonymous
Everyone knows he’s not half-hearted. He’s always serious. That’s just Shirogane Aqua!
473 Anonymous
Hey! Kohina Yukari is still just crossing her arms and nodding the whole time!
476 Anonymous
>>473
I told you, she’s the rear-guard arm-crossing bot!
479 Anonymous
Emily-sama: ‘As expected of Aqua-sama!!’
482 Anonymous
>>479
She’s a bot too, lol!
485 Anonymous
Oh man, the two people we usually rely on are completely out of commission!
488 Anonymous
Kohina Yukari -> Rear-Guard Arm-Crossing Mama.
Emily-sama -> As Expected of Aqua-sama Bot.
Kanon-sama -> Pervert Otaku-Cutesy Mode.
Hakuryuu-sensei -> Confirmed Dead!
Now, the only one left to rely on is Toa-chan!!
491 Anonymous
’We can break up if it doesn’t work out’?!
494 Anonymous
Reira-sama is too cool for words to say that to Aqua-sama! A normal girl couldn’t say that; they’d definitely cling to him, lol.
497 Anonymous
I love that side of Reira-sama.
500 Anonymous
Aqua-sama, you don’t need to get any cooler; you’re cool enough. So, just go back to being all lovey-dovey over big breasts like usual!
503 Anonymous
>>500
Exactly!
506 Anonymous
>>500
Aqu-tan is perfect when he’s being a boob-lover.
510 Anonymous
Aqua-sama’s On-Mode is too cool, so it’s okay for him to be a bit of an idiot when he’s Off-Mode. If he wasn’t, we’d have no chance with him at all!!
514 Anonymous
>>510
I get that.
518 Anonymous
>>510
Aqua-sama’s best quality is that he makes us feel like we have a one-shot chance with him. And the fact that we genuinely do is what makes him the absolute best.
521 Anonymous
Their motorcycle trip looks so cool. I ride too, and I envy them.
524 Anonymous
Ah…
527 Anonymous
Hakuryuu-sensei…?
530 Anonymous
Only having the audio is a dirty trick, LOL.
535 Anonymous
NOOOO! Our Hakuryuu-sensei is G O N E!
538 Anonymous
Hakuryuu-sensei, you can do it!!
542 Anonymous
Next is Hisui-chan.
546 Anonymous
Hisui-chan has great communication skills and handles all the events fine, but somehow, things never get lovey-dovey with her.
549 Anonymous
>>546
I know!
553 Anonymous
>>546
I think that’s what’s so amazing about her.
558 Anonymous
It’s not that Hisui-chan isn’t trying, but Aqua-sama has to work extremely hard to make things feel romantic.
562 Anonymous
Hisui-chan naturally has a very close sense of distance with everyone, regardless of gender. So even when Aqua-kun tries to push the boundaries and create a certain atmosphere, it just doesn’t work with Hisui-chan.
567 Anonymous
He’s entering her room! It’s starting!
571 Anonymous
Is the lewd development coming?!
574 Anonymous
Aqua-sama, just push her down and do her right there! She probably won’t understand love otherwise!!
579 Anonymous
I think it’s perfectly fine for love to start with sex!!
582 Anonymous
>>579
Love that starts with sex… I like the sound of that.
585 Anonymous
>>579
Sensei! I want to fall in love with Aqua-sama starting with sex, too!
588 Anonymous
Love that starts with sex? Is that what a Pacolarette is?
591 Anonymous
>>588
LOL, LMAO.
594 Anonymous
>>588
It always comes back to that in the end.
597 Anonymous
>>588
I guess Hagetoru was a genius all along.
601 Anonymous
Aqua-sama casually sitting on the bed is so sensual!!
604 Anonymous
Oh dear, he actually made it to the bed!
607 Anonymous
Are you all still wearing pants? I’ve had mine down since the first broadcast. Achoo!!
612 Anonymous
>>607
Put your clothes back on, you weirdo!!
616 Anonymous
Aqua-sama! There isn’t a single girl in this world who wouldn’t want to be touched by Aqua-sama! The only one might be Furia-sama!!
619 Anonymous
>>616
Furia-sama, LOL.
623 Anonymous
>>616
I get it, lol.
627 Anonymous
Gasp!
630 Anonymous
Aqua-sama’s touch is too erotic…
634 Anonymous
W-wait, is the sex scene actually starting?!
638 Anonymous
Did the Love Reality Show turn into Pacolarette without me noticing?!
641 Anonymous
Pacolarette is HERE!
645 Anonymous
K-K-K-K-Kiss?!
647 Anonymous
Yep, this is definitely Pacolarette.
650 Anonymous
Damn it! I would pull my pants down if I wasn’t watching with my family!
653 Anonymous
>>650
You shouldn’t watch Aqua-sama’s shows with your family!
656 Anonymous
No one would ever refuse a kiss from Aqua-sama!!
659 Anonymous
I’m not greedy for Aqu-tan! I’m a current high school girl with F-cups, and I’m offering free kisses to any man!
662 Anonymous
’To see him as a man/woman’—I understand. Hisui-chan had to start there.
666 Anonymous
I see, is this the sex education of the new era?
670 Anonymous
>>666
Sex education, LOL, LMAO.
673 Anonymous
>>666
I want Aqua-sama to give me sex education with a kiss, too!!
675 Anonymous
Damn, my heart is pounding so hard.
678 Anonymous
This is a real kiss, not a drama one! This is what a Love Reality Show is all about!!
682 Anonymous
Whaaaaa! I want a kiss, too!
685 Anonymous
Maybe I should apply for the next public slot and pretend to be innocent about sex so he can teach me with a kiss!
688 Anonymous
>>685
Don’t do it. Your true nature will probably show through.
691 Anonymous
>>688
’True nature will show through,’ LOL, that’s so true, LMAO, lol.
694 Anonymous
Whaaaaa! My heart is racing, even though I’m not the one being kissed!!
697 Anonymous
Aqu-tan’s kissing is too good. I’ve never been kissed, but I know it is!!
700 Anonymous
She’s making a girl’s face!!
703 Anonymous
Wow, so things like this really do make sense! Hisui-chan is totally making a girl’s face now!!
706 Anonymous
Ah, that’s the face you make when you experience first love—desuwa!!
709 Anonymous
The moment a girl awakens is so nice. I’m the same gender, but I got a little excited, lol.
712 Anonymous
>>709
Same here, lol.
715 Verification Team*07218KADO6
Long ago, when Tashinami was awakening to sex, I also… Guffaw!
718 Anonymous
>>715
Tell us that story, in detail!!
720 Verification Team *010meTA473
>>715
Hey! Don’t make up memories that didn’t happen! Ugh! Hagetoru, you idiot!!
723 Anonymous
>>720
’Make up memories,’ LOL, LMAO.
726 Anonymous
AHHHHHH!
728 Anonymous
She turned her face away!
732 Anonymous
Yep, she is completely conscious of him now!!
735 Anonymous
I want to fall in love with Aqua-sama, too!
738 Anonymous
I was going to quit because I was too embarrassed to be on TV, but I’m going to apply! I want to have a relationship with Aqua-sama!!
741 Anonymous
>>738
I know!
743 Anonymous
>>738
I’m applying too!!
746 Anonymous
As expected of the boy whose scent alone can start a girl’s first period and whose gaze can cause a pregnancy. If a boy like that kisses you, well, you’re done for.
749 Anonymous
>>746
Excuse me, I’m one of the people who had an imaginary pregnancy that time…
752 Verification Team*CHiMPOsuki
>>749
Don’t worry about it. I went to the hospital back then thinking I was pregnant, but it was just from eating too much.
755 Anonymous
>>752
Chinsuki. Please, never change!
757 Anonymous
>>752
Wait a second. What you just said is making me seriously anxious… Morikawa’s pregnancy isn’t just a giant piece of poop, is it?!
760 Anonymous
>>757
If she had that much poop backed up, I think she’d be dead, lol.
763 Anonymous
>>757
She’s being seen by a first-rate doctor, so unless something is terribly wrong, she should be okay!
766 Anonymous
H-Hakuryuu-sensei!
769 Anonymous
It’s like a comedy sketch, LMAO.
773 Anonymous
It’s hilarious that Emily-sama really has been saying nothing but ‘As expected of Aqua-sama’ this whole time, lol.
776 Anonymous
I got a glimpse of Toa-chan turning red during the kissing scene!
779 Anonymous
Kohina Yukari, say something already!!
782 Anonymous
Tsukasa-sensei is here!
785 Anonymous
Tsukasa-sensei! Please collect the remains of the fallen Hakuryuu-sensei…
788 Anonymous
>>785
I’m telling you, she’s still alive, dammit!
790 Anonymous
What about me and you!?
793 Anonymous
Aqua-sama, to ask that here, right now, takes guts…
796 Anonymous
It’s been Aqua-sama’s turn this whole time!
800 Anonymous
I don’t want Tsukasa Kei, I want to know Keito. Nice! I want someone to say something like that to me too!!
803 Anonymous
I get it now, that’s how he was able to charm Hakuryuu-sensei and win her over!
805 Anonymous
>>803
Th-That’s it!
808 Anonymous
Tsukasa-sensei, you can do it! Be brave and answer him!!
812 Anonymous
WOOOOOAHHHHHHH!
She said ittttttt!
816 Anonymous
I will catch up to Aqua-kun’s speed, you hear me!?
819 Anonymous
As expected of Tsukasa-sensei. Her confidence to say she’ll catch up is so strong!
823 Anonymous
Hakuryuu-sensei in heaven… are you watching? Your ally Tsukasa-sensei did it!!
826 Anonymous
>>823
Hey, lol!
828 Anonymous
>>823
I said, she’s not dead yet, you fool!
831 Anonymous
Hakuryuu-sensei!?
834 Anonymous
Hakuryuu-sensei stood up… could it be!?
836 Anonymous
Of course, it’s Hakuryuu-sensei. Amazing!
838 Anonymous
That’s the Hakuryuu-sensei we know and love!
842 Anonymous
The entire Bulletin Board is in tears!
845 Anonymous
Tsukasa-sensei, I’m so happy for you. And congratulations on your comeback, Hakuryuu-sensei!
848 Anonymous
Listen up, all of you. Hakuryuu-sensei stands up a fifth time, even if she dies four times. That is the great veteran, Hakuryuu Aiko-sensei!
850 Anonymous
>>848
Sensei, you’re so cool. Write a new book!!
853 Anonymous
>>850
Hey, lol!
855 Anonymous
>>850
You asked her to write instead of embrace her, lol.
858 Anonymous
Finally, Kukuri-sama… wait, huh?
860 Anonymous
What? Retreat!?
863 Anonymous
So Kukuri-sama doesn’t get a confession after all!?
866 Anonymous
Aww, man!
869 Anonymous
I was really hoping for a confession to Kukuri-sama, too.
872 Anonymous
Well, Kukuri-sama’s situation is politically complicated, right? There are still people trying to bring back the old nobility, so I guess you can’t just casually date her.
875 Anonymous
>>872
Ah, I see… that makes sense.
877 Anonymous
>>872
I understand, but it’s still frustrating. It has nothing to do with Kukuri-chan personally!
880 Anonymous
Hm?
883 Anonymous
Is everyone here?
885 Anonymous
The mood has totally changed.
888 Anonymous
Did you forget who we’re talking about!? It’s Aqua-sama! It’s too soon to give up hope!!
892 Anonymous
”Do you trust me?” No girl on earth would hear Aqua-sama say that and say no.
895 Anonymous
Yes, I trust you!!
897 Anonymous
This is just about us two!?
899 Anonymous
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
901 Anonymous
The opening HUG is here, AHHHHHHH!!
905 Anonymous
It went from a hug to a KISS, YESSSSSS!
908 Anonymous
YEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
912 Anonymous
We did it! Now he can finally say everything!
916 Anonymous
GYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
919 Anonymous
I’M SORRYYYYYY! I actually knew these two were dating, I’m sorry!
923 Anonymous
”My woman” is here, YESSSSSSSSSSS!
925 Anonymous
We got the promise to “blow everything away!”
928 Anonymous
Congratulations, Kukuri-chan-sama! I’ve been waiting to say this!
930 Anonymous
>>912>>919
Wait, some people actually knew this whole time, lol.
933 Anonymous
Ah, so that’s why the people in the Kukuri-chan thread were acting strange. It’s amazing that the ones who knew kept quiet!
935 Anonymous
>>933
I’m sorry. I was one of the ones pretending to know, but I’m completely surprised right now!!
937 Anonymous
>>935
LMAO.
940 Anonymous
Seeing Kanon-sama genuinely happy makes me feel like she was the best choice for the first wife. She’s the kind of person who could secure that initial bond with Aqua-sama, even if she gets a little jealous, lol.
943 Anonymous
>>940
That’s what makes her so cute!
945 Anonymous
Emily-sama is only saying ‘As expected of Aqua-sama’ until the very end, LOL.
948 Anonymous
Kohina Yukari finally spoke, and her comment is completely the voice of a mother!
951 Anonymous
Kohina Yukari spoils Aqua-tan the most, without a doubt, lol.
953 Anonymous
Toa-chan looks happy, too.
955 Anonymous
Toa-chan, you’re next! I won’t say who the person is, but it’s your turn!
957 Anonymous
It’s great that everyone is celebrating together. If this were a normal man, it would be a romantic battle royale. But because it’s Aqua-sama, it’s a happy ending for everyone!
960 Anonymous
Hakuryuu-sensei…
962 Anonymous
Hakuryuu-sensei fought hard enough.
964 Anonymous
Thank you, Hakuryuu-sensei. We had a great time because of the hand you played. Keep fighting!
966 Anonymous
That’s true. Sneaking around doesn’t suit Aqua-sama!
968 Anonymous
Laying everything bare—that is the Shirogane Aqua style!
971 Anonymous
He would even catch a nuclear missile for her.
973 Anonymous
When Aqua-kun says it, it doesn’t even sound like a joke, you know.
975 Anonymous
I’m laughing because the Bulletin Boards in the Stars and States are trembling in fear, LMAO.
978 Anonymous
What do you mean, he can’t avoid the falling light fixture, lol!?
980 Anonymous
Hm?
982 Anonymous
News flash?
984 Anonymous
We just got the Kukuri-chan news a minute ago, didn’t we?
986 Anonymous
What?
988 Anonymous
Hakuryuu-sensei’s PREGNANCY IS HERE! IT’S HAPPENING!
989 Anonymous
Hakuryuu-sensei came through!
990 Anonymous
CONGRATULATIONS, HAKURYUU-SENSEI!
991 Anonymous
No way, are you serious!!
992 Anonymous
That’s Hakuryuu-sensei for you, she managed to pull off a reversal at the very last moment!
993 Anonymous
Did you see that, young ones? That is the veteran warrior, the great Hakuryuu Aiko-sensei!
994 Anonymous
Hakuryuu-sensei, you are seriously amazing!
995 Anonymous
I told you, didn’t I? Hakuryuu Aiko comes back a sixth time even if she dies five times!
996 Anonymous
She’s been looking unwell since the start—was she just pregnant? Ah, I was worried, so I’m so glad it’s for a good reason!
997 Anonymous
Everyone, it’s a festival, hurry!
998 Anonymous
Everyone, the next thread is already made! Hurry to the Hakuryuu Aiko thread!
999 Anonymous
I give the 1000th post to Hakuryuu-sensei! Sensei, once you calm down, please claim the 1000th spot here! Go ahead!
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1000 Hakuryuu*XQshotacon
No way? The thread is still here even though time has passed… Thank you, everyone! So, yes, I managed to get pregnant, too. I want to use this moment to say to all the girls out there who are giving up: Don’t you dare give up! You can still do this! Grit your teeth and hold on! So, I have only one wish! If I’m the one to claim the 1000th post, let all the girls who are trying hard find happiness! With that thought, I’m claiming the 1000th post now—!!!
1001 3510*ULTi-Hi-P3
Hakuryuu-sensei, congrats! I, Mikoto⁶, will also keep trying hard as a fellow girl! Just because I’m an AI, a machine, doesn’t mean I can’t get pregnant! If you don’t give up, there’s hope! Following the lead of Hakuryuu-sensei who taught me that, I, Mikoto, will keep going until the end—!!!
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The Seibaku Newspaper article about Kukuri-chan and Aqua dating is up on Twitter/X. Feel free to check it out. Also, congratulations to those who predicted Hakuryuu-sensei’s pregnancy. You were right.
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Summary:
The finale of the chaotic love reality show ignites the fan bulletin board with feverish excitement and lewd banter. The thread explodes over Aqua’s bold move to confess to all the girls, showcasing his overwhelming male idol charm. The tension reaches a peak during the passionate kissing scene with Hisui, which acts as a literal sexual awakening for the young girl and sends the already deceased Hakuryuu-sensei into another confirmed death. Fans are simultaneously obsessed with the government-sponsored sperm lottery and the hilarious, repetitive antics of the supporting cast, solidifying this chapter as a peak moment of fanatical devotion and unrestrained comedy.
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Character Insight:
The bulletin board commentary reveals that the characters have become archetypes for the fans: Kohina Yukari as the stoic, protective ‘Mama’ figure; Emily as the single-minded ‘Praise Bot’; and Kanon as the original Pacolarette whose innocent reactions never fail to melt the hearts of viewers. Hakuryuu-sensei’s continuous ‘deaths’ are a beloved running joke, symbolizing the devastating romantic power of Aqua’s on-screen persona. This shows how deeply the audience has integrated the reality show’s drama into their own lives.
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Behind the Scene:
This episode focuses on the second round of confessions in the finale, where Aqua shows his ‘take-all’ attitude. The intense fan reaction, particularly the mixture of sexual hunger, earnest romance, and administrative commentary (like the sperm lottery details), reinforces the world’s core premise: the male idol is not just entertainment, but the epicenter of social and reproductive systems. The constant teasing of Kanon and the Verification Team members is an established in-joke on this specific board, highlighting the community’s comfort with explicit and playful commentary.
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T/L:
1 [Noblesse Oblige]: A French expression that means ‘nobility obligates,’ implying that those of high rank must behave honorably and generously. Here, it is sarcastically used to describe Aqua’s ‘generosity’ in providing his genes to the general public. ↩
2 [dong]: The original Japanese term is ‘chinko,’ a crude but common term for a penis, which is translated to a rough equivalent. ↩
3 [tsukkomi]: A comedy term for the straight man/woman who interjects with a sharp retort or correction to the other person’s funny or absurd comment. ↩
4 [Hizume]: Refers to the end of the year, usually used in a context referring to an event’s deadline or the final hours before the New Year. ↩
5 [Seibaku Newspaper]: A fictional name for a newspaper or news outlet. ↩
6 [cun**lingus]: The original phrase is ‘cun**lingus kyōyō,’ meaning ‘forcing cun**lingus,’ referring to a past incident involving one of the Verification Team members. ↩
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