Volume 13 Chapter 378 Bulletin Board, Our Very Own Hakuryuu-sensei
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
[HURRY!] The Hakuryuu Aiko Wedding Megathread [IT’S A FESTIVAL, GIRLS!]
504 Anonymous
I heard Hakuryuu-sensei was finally having her wedding and I freaking RAN here!!
507 Anonymous
Is this the place? The wedding venue for the leader of the delusional, celebratory females?!
510 Anonymous
>>507
You bet it is!
513 Anonymous
Yo, everyone, move it, move it!!
Just because it’s New Year’s Eve¹ doesn’t mean you have time to be rotting away under your kotatsu!
516 Anonymous
Whoaaaaa!
The Heaven’s Sword crew is raiding this thread!!
519 Anonymous
Standard Bulletin Board procedure: the Great Post-Series Migration has begun.
522 Anonymous
Dammit! This New Year’s Eve is as busy as a deep-clean Sunday!
525 Anonymous
Heh… I came to see what a [CENSORED]-year-old looks like in a wedding dress!
528 Anonymous
Is this the place? The wedding of our generation’s last hope, the [CENSORED]-year-old Hakuryuu-sensei?!
531 Anonymous
Wait, what? The system won’t let me type her age? It keeps [BEEP]ing me out!
534 Anonymous
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[BEEP]-year-old Hakuryuu-sensei, DO YOUR BEST!!
537 Hakuryuu*XQshotacon
EXCUSE ME?!
My age has absolutely nothing to do with this, okay?!
540 Anonymous
>>537
OH CRAP, the legendary [BEEP]-year-old herself has descended!
CELEBRATE! CELEBRATE, YOU MAGGOTS!!
543 Anonymous
>>537
Congrats on the wedding, Sensei! Even if you are [BEEP] years old!!
546 Anonymous
>>537
As a wedding gift, I’m buying as many of your books as your age!
549 Anonymous
The Bulletin Board posters: zero to a hundred in three seconds flat.
552 Anonymous
Give the poor woman a break, lmao.
555 3510*ULTi-Hi-P3
Listen up, everyone~! The fact that you can’t see Hakuryuu-sensei’s age is a built-in feature of this thread o~!
Mikoto also recently learned a new word: “Consideration.” Pretty smart, right?
So, big sisters of the Bulletin Board, please show some “consideration” for the server load and play nice!
558 Anonymous
>>555
Roger that~!
561 Anonymous
>>555
Now that’s a top-tier AI.
564 Anonymous
>>555
Wait, for real? An AI that understands social cues…?
We’re doomed. It’s too powerful.
567 Anonymous
>>555
This AI is definitely developing a soul.
570 Anonymous
Congrats, Hakuryuu-sensei!
I hope your marriage is a total blast! (Literally, please explode from happiness!!)
573 Anonymous
Is this the legendary thread where the bride herself is actually posting?!
576 Anonymous
>>573
Duh!!
579 Anonymous
I wonder when the actual ceremony went down? lol
582 Anonymous
>>579
Probably sometime between summer break and autumn, since it was before the pregnancy announcement.
585 Anonymous
The staff keeping this under wraps for nearly a year… that’s some serious dedication, lol.
588 Anonymous
Can we talk about that dress? Hakuryuu-sensei looks freaking adorable.
591 Anonymous
>>588
Those are all one-of-a-kind haute couture pieces made exclusively for Hakuryuu-sensei.
The fashion houses are dropping photos on social media right now-go look!
The Corolle full-lace gown John-san designed is insane.
That’s all hand-stitched, by the way. No machines.
594 Anonymous
>>591
Seeing the high-end maisons go all-out for a “Hakuryuu-Custom” wedding dress is wild.
597 Anonymous
>>594
What is she, a Prototype Mobile Suit?!
Does the dress have V-fins² or something?!
600 Anonymous
>>597
I bet it makes her write three times faster!
603 Anonymous
>>600
Someone please give her a wedding dress that actually makes her write 3x faster! My bookshelf is waiting!!
606 Anonymous
>>603
LMAO
609 Anonymous
>>603
As a fellow author, I want that dress too, lol.
Not that I have any plans to get married…
611 Anonymous
>>609
Oof. Stay strong.
614 Anonymous
>>609
Look, if even Hakuryuu-sensei could pull it off, there’s hope for you yet!
Don’t give up!
617 Anonymous
>>614
True, true!
620 Anonymous
Aqua-sama was so handsome today I think I actually blacked out for a second…
623 Anonymous
>>620
Relatable, lol.
626 Anonymous
When Aqu-tan puts on a white suit, he literally turns into a storybook prince. My heart can’t take this. Please, have mercy.
629 Anonymous
>>626
I feel that.
632 Anonymous
The silver-thread embroidery on Aqu-tan’s tuxedo is just as crazy as the lace on the dress.
John-san really went into beast mode for this one!!
635 Anonymous
Well, John-san did all the costumes for the Beryl fantasy plays that Hakuryuu-sensei scripted.
Because of that history, he really put his heart and soul into these outfits.
638 Anonymous
>>635
Ah, so that’s the connection. Makes sense.
641 Anonymous
Tenga-senpai as the priest is doing things to me…
What is up with that leg slit? That is way too lewd for a church…
644 Anonymous
>>641
I know, right? Ever since he did that cross-pose with the torch, my brain has been completely fried…
647 Anonymous
So we have Hakuryuu-sensei finally facing her Black Lexie³ past…
While Tenga-senpai is literally creating more Black Lexie content as we speak.
What kind of chaotic wedding is this…?!
650 Anonymous
>>647
Stop! Stop! She’s already dead! lol
653 Anonymous
>>647
Wait, isn’t Aiko-chan-sensei also still writing Black Lexie stuff right now?
656 Anonymous
>>653
SHHH!
659 Anonymous
HEY! Kohina Yukari!!
Stop walking around the reception with your mascot head off!!
662 Anonymous
>>659
Leave her alone, it’s hot in those suits!
665 Anonymous
It’s already the reception, Yukari, just go change already, lol!
And Inko… seriously? You don’t need the mosaic or the disguise anymore.
Maybe for other Vtubers, but Inko? Nobody’s gonna cancel her just for showing her face, lol.
668 Anonymous
>>665
Inko is basically untouchable at this point, lol.
671 Anonymous
Whoa… Kanon-sama sitting there at the reception… she’s so elegant today…
674 Anonymous
>>671
Sitting at the head of the relatives’ section… she’s got that “Final Boss” aura now.
Is this the true power of the “Legal Wife”? The pressure is insane…
677 Anonymous
Emily-sama is whispering something in Kanon-sama’s ear. I’d give my left kidney to know what they’re saying!
Cameraman, get closer! Pick up the audio!!
680 Verification Team*07218KADO6
>>677
She’s probably saying, “Girl, that dress makes your chest look sparkling and structurally erotic.”
683 Anonymous
>>680
Stupid! Maybe if it was Hagetoru saying it, but Emily-sama would never say something that trashy!!
686 Anonymous
>>680
I’m just glad the person next to Tashinami-sama isn’t Hagetoru. Thank god for small mercies.
689 Anonymous
The “Old Guard” table with Shitori-san, Yui-san, Nee-san, Maron-san, and Agewa-san is terrifying.
The busty energy coming off that table is off the charts…
692 Anonymous
>>689
I see you are a man of culture as well.
695 Anonymous
Hakuryuu-sensei looks so genuinely happy being congratulated by the kids-Fi-chan, Haa-chan, Fran-chan, and the rest.
698 Anonymous
>>695
She’s always been a total softie for kids.
I took my kid to a fan event once, and she gave us so much attention. She’s the best.
701 Anonymous
>>698
Sensei… please have a healthy, happy baby!!
704 Anonymous
Damn, looking at the reception menu is making me starving.
Everything looks like a five-star masterpiece.
707 Anonymous
>>704
Word is, Aqua-kun stayed up all night designing the recipes specifically for Hakuryuu-sensei.
For those just joining: he said the menu consists only of things Ai loves!
710 Anonymous
>>707
THX! Man, Aqu-tan… that is some pure, unadulterated love right there!!
713 Anonymous
I was thinking the fairy-tale-like plating was amazing, and it’s a recipe Aqua-sama devised?!
Aqua-sama is too dexterous…
715 Anonymous
>>713
LATEST NEWS: Hakuryuu-sensei’s secret “girly hobby” obsession has been fully exposed to Aqua-sama!!
718 Anonymous
Aqua-sama, please don’t hate her! She’s just the president of the “Secretly a Little Girl” club!!
721 Anonymous
>>718
Bro, have some faith! Aqua-sama literally married Tashinami-sama, who is basically a walking manifestation of those hobbies!
724 Anonymous
>>721
Okay, yeah, you win. That logic is airtight, lol.
727 Anonymous
That pink dress she changed into… she looks like a dream.
730 Verification Team*9n2SARETAi
I saw the dress in person, and let me tell you, it was breathtaking.
After the first of the year, the dresses and suits worn by Hakuryuu-sensei and Aqua-san will be on display at the wedding venue.
They’re also recreating the ceremony space-the pumpkin carriage, Tenga-san’s priest robes, Kohina Yukari-san’s small bear mascot suit, and even Inko-san’s wizard outfit will be there.
And yes, the restaurant at the venue will be serving the exact menu Aqua-san designed. Definitely worth the trip!
735 Anonymous
>>730
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Nee-san, thanks for the intel!!
738 Anonymous
>>730
You’re a lifesaver!
741 Anonymous
Kuh! I’m so hungry I can’t stand it, so I’m going to go whip up some New Year’s Eve noodles for a bit!
744 Anonymous
>>741
Me too, me too!!
747 Anonymous
Hey, Morikawa!
You’re pregnant! Don’t you dare try to do a “party trick” on stage!!
750 Anonymous
>>747
It’s Morikawa. You know she’s gonna do it anyway!!
753 Anonymous
Nee-san, nice. Good job stopping Morikawa!!
756 Anonymous
The tsukkomi from the bystander seats led by Mary-sama is amazing lol
759 Anonymous
>>756
That whole table is basically on a mission to see how red they can make Hakuryuu-sensei’s face.
761 Anonymous
>>756
I love how Aqua-kun is just sitting there next to her, being her support while Mary-sama and President Fuji Ranko are yelling “You’re so cute!” and “That dress looks great on you!”
Ultimate husband material!!
761 Anonymous
Mary-sama is playing 4D chess dragging that out of her. She’s definitely on another level. Is this the true wisdom of the Stars…?
764 Anonymous
>>761
Mary-sama looks like she’s having the time of her life, lol.
767 Anonymous
>>764
I mean, Mary-sama is the one who introduced Hakuryuu-sensei to Tashinami-sama in the first place. Hakuryuu-sensei’s works are basically heirlooms – passed from parent to child, and from grandma to the grandkids.
770 Anonymous
>>767
Aiko-chan sensei is a straight-up legend. A literal myth.
773 Anonymous
Total tangent, but Victoria-sama in that red dress with the blonde drill-curls is living rent-free in my head right now.
776 Anonymous
>>773
I feel that.
779 Anonymous
>>773
Since Hakuryuu-sensei has that whole fairy-tale vibe, Victoria looks like a legit Villainess Lady standing there. It’s a total crit hit, lol.
781 Verification Team *010meTA473
>>773
It’ll probably get cut from the TV broadcast, but we took a ton of photos with Big Sister and Hakuryuu-sensei together. Then, those two got so into it they started roleplaying a “Villainess vs. Heroine” scene. Even Shirogane Aqua and Grandma Mary joined in. The whole place was hype.
784 Anonymous
>>781
Holy crap, I’m so jealous!!
787 Anonymous
>>781
What the hell are you guys even doing at a wedding? lol.
790 Anonymous
>>781
Honestly, seeing everyone so happy is enough for me.
793 Anonymous
THE TENGA AKIRA BAND IS HEREEEEEE!!
796 Anonymous
Is Tenga-senpai really gonna sing in a priest’s cassock!? lol.
799 Anonymous
Tenga-senpai! Performing death metal in a priest outfit is a bad look!! Singing about “God is Dead” is actually dangerous!!
802 Anonymous
>>799
This is why Tenga-senpai is the GOAT, lol!
805 Anonymous
>>799
I love how everyone listening to this has the most wholesome, peaceful expressions on their faces…
808 Anonymous
>>805
Well, Aiko-chan sensei actually jams out to death metal pretty often.
811 Anonymous
>>808
No way, for real? lol.
814 Anonymous
Wait, why is Tenga-senpai holding two mic stands? Is there even a point to that?
817 Anonymous
>>814
Don’t overthink it. Just feel the hype.
820 Anonymous
RIP to Moja-san, Mayuzumi-kun, and Toa-chan for being dragged into the Tenga Akira Band… I salute your service, lol!!!
823 Anonymous
LATEST: Former Queen Mary, a pillar of the Stars Orthodox Church, is currently losing her mind laughing at the “God is Dead” lyrics.
825 Anonymous
>>823
LMAO.
828 Anonymous
THE JUNIOR IS HERE!
831 Anonymous
”C’mon, Junior!” HE’S HERE!!
834 Anonymous
Tenga-senpai really knows how to work a crowd!
837 Anonymous
Aqu-tan, sing your heart out for Hakuryuu-sensei!
840 Anonymous
The whiplash from death metal to this soulful ballad is insane, lol.
843 Anonymous
I’m gonna catch a cold from the temperature change of this setlist, lol.
846 Anonymous
>>843
Big mood.
849 Anonymous
Wait, what? Where’d the priest go? Wasn’t he just striking a crucifixion pose a second ago?
852 Anonymous
>>849
That was just a fever dream, man….
855 Anonymous
QU-TAN!?
858 Anonymous
Wait, Shirogane Aqua-sama! If you take her hand and stare into her soul while singing a love song from that close, Hakuryuu-sensei is actually going to die of embarrassment!!
861 Anonymous
BREAKING: Hakuryuu-sensei has ascended to heaven!!
864 Anonymous
A wedding and a funeral held simultaneously. Only our Hakuryuu-sensei could pull that off!!
867 Anonymous
>>864
Yo, stop that, lol.
870 Anonymous
Hakuryuu-sensei is glowing bright red!!
873 Anonymous
Wait, so is this program a public execution for Hakuryuu-sensei?
876 Anonymous
>>873
It’s a wedding, I told you!! lol.
879 Anonymous
Is she being nursed back to life with an Aqua-sama lap-pillow!?
882 Anonymous
Aiko-chan sensei, trade places with me right now!!
885 Anonymous
RIP Hakuryuu-sensei!!
888 Anonymous
Hakuryuu-sensei, sleep well in the afterlife….
891 Anonymous
>>885 >>888
You guys are the worst, lol.
893 Anonymous
>>885 >>888
The Bulletin Board toxicity is leaking!!
896 Hakuryuu*XQshotacon
>>885 >>888
FOR THE LAST TIME, I’M NOT DEAD!
899 Anonymous
>>888
Holy crap, the Legend herself is back!!
902 Anonymous
>>888
Hakuryuu-sensei, congrats!!
905 Anonymous
>>888
Hakuryuu-sensei, I’m so happy for you!!
908 Anonymous
Man, what a glorious “Grand Hoof” moment!!
912 Anonymous
I’m legitimately crying because Hakuryuu-sensei finally found happiness.
915 Anonymous
>>912
Same. Her works literally saved my life so many times….
918 Anonymous
>>915
Aiko-chan’s stories were the only thing that got me through the dark times. People always said, ‘A boy like that could never exist in real life.’ The result? Shirogane Aqua exists, and he just took a sledgehammer to the brains of every fan and anti-fan on the planet. He shattered our reality.
921 Anonymous
>>918
”Sledgehammer,” lol. Accurate.
924 Anonymous
>>918
How many more brains does Aqu-tan have to destroy before he’s satisfied? lol.
927 Anonymous
Aqua-sama is a busy man – smashing brains with hammers one minute, frying them the next, lol.
930 Anonymous
When Shirogane Aqua-kun first debuted, I was so moved. I realized Hakuryuu-sensei wasn’t lying to us. Knowing a boy like that actually exists in this world… it was beautiful. But the reality turned out to be even more intense than her fiction….
933 Anonymous
>>930
Stop, you’re gonna make me cry, lol!
936 Anonymous
>>930
When the reality is better than the ‘peak fiction’… wait, what?!
939 Anonymous
You can’t blame anyone for falling for Aqua-sama. Nobody could have predicted a guy like him actually popping into existence, lol.
942 Hakuryuu*XQshotacon
>>939
RIGHT?!
945 Anonymous
>>942
HAKURYUU-SENSEI LMAO.
948 Anonymous
>>942
Sensei… you are… down… bad!
951 Anonymous
Honestly, Hakuryuu-sensei is just the one taking the heat. Every other author in the industry has had their brains fried by Aqua-kun just as hard, lol.
954 Anonymous
>>951
This. Exactly this. That’s why as a fellow creator in this scene, I have nothing but respect for Hakuryuu-sensei!!
957 Anonymous
Hang in there, Hakuryuu-sensei!!
960 Hakuryuu*XQshotacon
Everyone, thank you for all the love and blessings. I know I’m a mess, but I’m going to do my best. This isn’t the ending – it’s the prologue!
963 Anonymous
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!
966 Anonymous
I’M ROOTING FOR YOU WITH EVERYTHING I’VE GOT!!
969 Anonymous
No, thank YOU, Hakuryuu-sensei!!
972 Anonymous
>>960
Hakuryuu-sensei, go get that happy ending!!
975 Anonymous
>>960
Hakuryuu-sensei, please have lots of healthy babies!!
978 Verification Team *010meTA473
>>960
”Sensei, truly, congratulations!! I can’t wait to see what you write next!” Tashinami said.
981 Anonymous
>>978
Classic Tashinami, lol.
984 Anonymous
>>978
Begging for the next chapter even at a wedding. You’re a model reader, for real, lol.
987 Verification Team*9n2SARETAi
>>960
Hakuryuu-sensei, a huge congratulations to you!! Let’s all be happy together!!
990 Verification Team*CHiMPOsuki
>>960
”Hakuryuu-sensei, congrats!! My stomach is doing somersaults right now, so I’ve gotta bail!” Chinsuki said.
993 Anonymous
>>990
Hey, are you sure that’s just a stomachache?!
996 Anonymous
>>990
Chinsuki!? Go talk to someone! Don’t do anything reckless!!
999 Verification Team*07218KADO6
>>960
Hakuryuu-sensei, congrats!! I bet you guys had a wild time on the wedding night!! Guhehe!
1000 Anonymous
If I get 1000, I pray Hakuryuu-sensei writes a masterpiece that even reality can’t touch!! Also, I hope you and Aqua-sama stay together forever and explode with happiness! Once again, happy marriage!!
1001 3510*ULTi-Hi-P3
Hakuryuu-sensei, congrats!! Mikoto’s gonna wear a wedding dress someday too, and instead of cutting a cake, Aqua-sama and I are gonna plug in the server rack power cables together!!
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Trivia:
- The wedding was likely held months ago (summer to autumn) and only revealed/broadcasted now on New Year’s Eve.
- Mikoto the AI is actively censoring the thread to prevent server overload and protect Aiko’s age.
- The term ‘Black Lexie’ refers to the embarrassing or niche works the characters have written or been involved in.
- Aqua’s level of devotion is highlighted by him personally designing the entire reception menu based on Aiko’s specific tastes.
- The ‘Legal Wife’ (Kanon-sama) has a massive presence that even the unruly internet posters acknowledge
- Mary introduced Hakuryuu-sensei to Tashinami-sama.
- Tenga Akira’s band is a recurring chaotic element.
- Fans view Aqua as the ‘ideal’ hero who shattered the boundary between fiction and reality.
- Mikoto’s unusual romantic desire involves server rack power cables
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Character Insight:
Aiko shows a rare moment of vulnerability mixed with her usual prickly nature as she actually interacts with the thread. Aqua’s competence in non-combat/non-idol tasks (cooking/design) is reaffirmed, showing his ‘Ultimate Husband’ status.
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Behind the Scenes:
This chapter mimics the layout of 2channel (now 5channel), a popular Japanese text board, capturing the specific linguistic style of ‘VIP’ posters.
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TL Notes:
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
Thanks for reading.
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