Volume 13 Chapter 405 Bulletin Board, The Whatever-it-is Room
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
[The Return] Kohina Yukari’s Room [Guest: Aqua-sama!!]
3 Anonymous
Wait, what was the original name of this show again?
6 Anonymous
Who knows?
10 Anonymous
Hey, knock it off. You’re gonna make Morikawa cry!!
14 Anonymous
Here is the list of substitute MC relays for Morikawa Kaede’s Room:
- 1st MC: Onidzuka Kyoko / Guest: Kirika Kotono (Audio-only/Online)
- 2nd MC: Sayamu Inko / Guest: Hakuryuu Aiko
- 3rd MC: Kato Iria / Guest: Morikawa Kaede (Audio-only/Online)
- 4th MC: Shirogane Kanon / Guest: Yukishiro Emily
- 5th MC: Jou Maron / Guest: Tsukimachi Ayana
- 6th MC: Kohina Yukari / Guest: Shirogane Aqua
18 Anonymous
That last “spicy talk” episode… it was insane. I never thought Ayana-chan possessed the guts to expose her own fetishes like that.
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That’s going straight into the permanent archives… Hehehe!
23 Anonymous
The Nightmare Generation¹… their lewdness reps really are on another level.
26 Anonymous
Their individual specs are just built different. Though I still don’t get why there are two people in charge of “Power”…
29 Anonymous
Power types don’t sweat the small stuff.
31 Anonymous
Wait, wait. Kato Iria is the only Power rep, right? Morikawa Kaede is the Intelligence rep-at least, that’s what she said herself once.
34 Anonymous
Huh?
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…Huh?
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Huh?
41 Anonymous
Wait, what?
45 Anonymous
The episode with Kanon-sama and Emily-sama was top-tier. I loved seeing Emily-sama just bully the hell out of Kanon-sama the whole time.
48 Anonymous
I feel that.
50 Anonymous
It was great seeing so many cute sides of Kanon-sama.
53 Anonymous
Emily-sama has great talk skills, which makes sense since she’s related to Aqua-sama.
56 Anonymous
Even though Mikuni-sama’s social skills are basically dead…
59 Anonymous
Nah, she’s been blossoming lately thanks to Kohina Yukari. I’m actually hyped for their upcoming travel segment!
62 Anonymous
I’ll be on pins and needles wondering if they’ll start a fistfight halfway through lol.
65 Anonymous
Classic lol.
68 Anonymous
Kohina Yukari is surprisingly normal with other people, so why does she turn into such a brat only when she’s with Aqua-sama or Mikuni-sama? They all just start having these kindergarten-level fights out of nowhere.
72 Anonymous
The Yukishiro clan is probably her natural enemy. Likely.
75 Anonymous
Well, those two “bratty brawlers” are today’s hosts. I am so ready!
79 Anonymous
It’s about to start, turning on the TV.
82 Anonymous
Oh, it’s live!
85 Anonymous
KOHINA YUKARI’S ROOM IS H-H-H-HEEEEERRRREEEEE!!
88 Anonymous
KOHINA YUKARI’S ROOM IS… N-N-NOT HEEEEERRREEE!!
91 Anonymous
Wait, what?
94 Anonymous
Aqua-sama? Where’s Kohina Yukari?
97 Anonymous
Aqua-tan, did you forget her at home?
101 Anonymous
Wait? Does Kohina Yukari have a cold?
105 Anonymous
Get well soon, Kohina Yukari…
108 Anonymous
Hold on-so is it just Aqua-sama by himself today!? YESSSSSS!!
112 Anonymous
We didn’t even need Kohina Yukari in the first place!
116 Anonymous
Hey, Inko. Keep acting up and you’re gonna get bodied later!
119 Anonymous
SHIROGANE AQUA’S ROOM: THE BEGINNING!!
123 Anonymous
Aqua-sama looks so good in that beige suit!
126 Anonymous
Hey, change this scuffed BGM already! Aqua-sama almost tripped down the stairs because of it!!
130 Anonymous
Kohina Yukari lol.
134 Anonymous
She sounds so stuffed up.
137 Anonymous
Just go to bed already! You clearly have a massive cold!!
141 Anonymous
You showed up because you were worried about Aqua-sama being alone? No way, we’re way more worried about your health!!
145 Anonymous
Even for Kohina Yukari, this is too much. Go rest!
149 Anonymous
The BBS dwellers actually being wholesome and concerned is great.
154 Anonymous
Hey, don’t just blow your nose on camera!!
157 Anonymous
The way the background noise is just leaking in is killing me lol.
162 Anonymous
If this were Kanon-sama or Ayana-chan, I’d actually be kinda turned on!
166 Anonymous
I get that.
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Big agree.
173 Anonymous
Aqua-tan Mommy is here!
177 Anonymous
I want to be pampered by Aqua-tan Mommy too!!
181 Anonymous
Kohina Yukari, swap places with me for just a second!! I want Mama Aqua to worry about me too!!
185 Anonymous
Seeking “Motherhood” from a teenage boy… the karma of this board is truly deep. I feel you though lol.
189 Anonymous
You can really watch Aqua-sama even by himself and feel at peace.
193 Anonymous
Let’s just rename it Shirogane Aqua’s Room from now on!
196 Anonymous
Stop it, you’re gonna make Morikawa cry!!
200 Anonymous
Recent info on Morikawa is here!!
204 Anonymous
I was curious about that. Is that girl actually capable of raising a kid!? I’m not trying to judge, but with her, I’m scared she’s gonna do something catastrophically stupid before we even get to the parenting part.
207 Anonymous
True.
209 Anonymous
Aqua-sama, Nee-san, and Announcer Onidzuka are all around her, so she’ll be fine.
212 Anonymous
The baby can already hold her head up!?
215 Anonymous
She’s got that Tiger blood!
218 Anonymous
Like I said, that’s way too early!!
223 Anonymous
As expected of the child of Morikawa and Aqua-sama…
226 Anonymous
If it’s Satsuki-chan, she could probably take a terrorist down with a sleeper hold and snap their neck.
231 Anonymous
The terrorists are shaking in their boots…
235 Anonymous
MORIKAWAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
238 Anonymous
Hey, Morikawa! Don’t you ever do “airplane” tosses with the baby. Ever again!!
242 Anonymous
Aqua-sama, nice catch!
244 Anonymous
Classic Aqua-kun!
247 Anonymous
Satsuki-chan being happy about that is just proof of her power.
251 Anonymous
Crawling already!?
255 Anonymous
The fact that she’s already crawling has to be a bug in the system!!
258 Anonymous
Kohina Yukari, you… did you actually check your temperature?
262 Anonymous
Crawling is a glitch lol.
265 Anonymous
Alright, give her a soccer ball!! I bet she can do a double-touch or a scissors kick right now.
268 Anonymous
All the sports recruiters are probably watching with hungry eyes lol. Just like we thought, she’s a confirmed physical elite.
271 Anonymous
Aqua-sama LMAO.
273 Anonymous
He literally cannot keep up with his daughter’s growth speed LMAO.
275 Anonymous
Naturally LOL.
279 Anonymous
Aqua-sama, we’re all right there with you!!
281 Anonymous
No, for real though lol. I can’t keep up either.
283 Anonymous
Even for us just listening, it takes a good ten seconds for our brains to process that info.
286 Anonymous
Zero growth LOL.
290 Anonymous
Aqua-tan, don’t ever grow up!
294 Anonymous
I hope Aqua-sama never changes. I’d like to see a “mature” version, but the current balance makes him so easy to talk to. I want him to stay like this.
298 Anonymous
I totally get that!
302 Anonymous
When Aqua-sama is in “Serious Mode,” he has such an aura that he feels untouchable. But when he’s not, he’s super approachable. Personally, I think that balance is perfect.
306 Anonymous
I hear you. Aqua-sama is basically “Hope” for all of us. That’s why we don’t want him to become a distant existence.
310 Anonymous
In that sense, Kohina Yukari is a blessing. Because she’s there, Aqua-kun’s childish side gets preserved.
314 Anonymous
That’s a fact. He doesn’t hide his childish side at all when he’s with Kohina Yukari. It’s a different kind of “kid vibe” than the one he shows with Mayuzumi-kun or Toa-chan.
317 Anonymous
That’s one of the reasons Kohina Yukari is accepted by the fans.
319 Anonymous
Tenga-senpai too. Aqua-kun acts spoiled the same way with Tenga-senpai.
322 Anonymous
Since Kohina Yukari should have been resting, it might have been better to have Tenga-senpai as today’s guest.
325 Anonymous
For sure. Seeing him with Tenga-senpai would’ve been hilarious.
329 Anonymous
Kanon-sama, you never have to grow up LMAO.
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LOOOOOL LMAO.
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Wait, why?
340 Anonymous
You’re fine just the way you are, Tashinami!!
344 Anonymous
If anything, go back to your peak edgy 8th-grader phase!
347 Anonymous
The Kuronomi² is here!!
351 Anonymous
Playing Taiga-gokko³, huh. I did that at work today too!
354 Anonymous
The routine the day after a Historical Drama airs: Go to work -> Everyone roleplays the drama together -> Lunch -> Work -> Go home. Basically this lol.
358 Anonymous
Sometimes we roleplay one more time after lunch before heading out. Next thing I know, it’s Monday and I haven’t done a lick of work LOL. Is my company gonna be okay…?
362 Anonymous
I’m so glad the drama airs on Sunday nights. Thanks to that, the heavy feeling of going to work on Monday actually became fun.
365 Anonymous
I’m jealous of adults; we can roleplay at school but only during recess.
369 Anonymous
In this country right now, you get to play plenty once you’re an adult, so just hang in there. Since Aqua-sama started appearing in the Monday 9 PM slot and Berry-Berry began, overtime has basically vanished from normal companies.
372 Anonymous
Plus, with the introduction of Universal Basic Income, everyone can live a decent life, and job choices are getting way more free. Not to mention the 3-day work weeks. They’re even talking in the Diet about moving to a 4-day weekend/4-hour workday society. The domestic economy is booming, and those crazy Holy Aqua Faith⁴ people solved the energy and rare metal issues. Plus, thanks to Kanon-sama’s pregnancy, last year’s birth rate hit a record high. I heard this year is pacing even faster. Our future is bright!!
376 Anonymous
Prime Minister Habu said she wants to make a world where everyone can do what they want-aside from highly specialized jobs. Though things like pro athletes and entertainers will probably stay as jobs only a few can reach. Art, creators, and streamers too-anyone can call themselves one, but only a few will actually make it. In that sense, that kind of rarity is going to be even more prized.
377 Anonymous
It’s pretty clear now that AI is just a copycat. It can’t create anything original from scratch. Even doing a handstand, a CG could never beat Master Aqua.
380 Anonymous
Master Aqua’s signature pose! There it is!
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Kyaaa! He’s so cool!
387 Anonymous
>>383
Tashinami, you stay exactly the way you are.
389 Anonymous
>>383
Yeah, good for you.
392 Anonymous
Recently, there’s been a mysterious Tashinami-mom faction lol.
395 Anonymous
>>392
It can’t be helped. Tashinami is just worth looking after.
398 Anonymous
Mama ni natta hazu nano⁵, despite being the one watched over by ‘moms,’ that’s Tashinami for you…
401 Anonymous
>>398
That’s the best part!
403 Anonymous
>>398
Aqua-sama also got totally charmed by that part of Tashinami.
407 Anonymous
General Kohina Yukari is here!
411 Anonymous
I seriously love General Kohina Yukari lol.
414 Anonymous
The General lounging around and picking his nose was the absolute best. Kohina Yukari is a top-tier actor, I swear.
418 Anonymous
Watching the General slump around like that made me realize… that’s not acting. He definitely rolls around like that at home! (He probably isn’t picking his nose, though… lol.)
422 Anonymous
>>418
Totally. That scene where he was rolling on the mats saying ‘I’m bored’—he definitely does that in front of Aqua-sama.
426 Anonymous
In the last episode, the Shogun’s face suddenly turned sharp and my heart skipped a beat. (Is he actually just playing the fool, nano⁶…?)
430 Anonymous
>>426
And then he immediately said something stupid. Nope, he really is just a moron.
434 Anonymous
>>430
That’s what makes the acting so good. The way he switches… and since it’s Kohina Yukari, there’s a real chance he’s genuinely just acting. Is he a fool nano⁷, or a genius? Not knowing is half the fun.
437 Anonymous
You guys are actually watching this drama seriously. I’m just over here getting flustered whenever Aqua-sama and Lady Kukuri-chan-sama appear in a scene together.
441 Anonymous
>>437
Hard same lol.
445 Anonymous
The scene where Aqua-sama pinned Lady Kukuri-chan-sama down was insane.
449 Anonymous
>>445
My grandmother can barely even get out of her hospital bed, but at that moment, she jumped up, grabbed the TV, and screamed with bloodshot eyes, “THAT’S IT! GO FOR IT! PIN HER DOWN! GET HER PREGNANT!!”
452 Anonymous
>>449
Wait… are you me? Did that happen in my house, too?
456 Anonymous
>>452
LMAO!
460 Anonymous
Is he getting a public critique from Aqua-sama?!
464 Anonymous
Now that’s rare.
468 Anonymous
It’s rare for Kohina Yukari to do something like this in public. It’s one thing if he’s asked directly, but he almost never volunteers a critique.
472 Anonymous
Hey, if you’re sick, go to bed! You’re acting weird!!
475 Anonymous
Whoa, an unexpected call-out of the Yukishiro clan.
478 Anonymous
>>475
It’s more of a complaint toward the staff who only use the Yukishiro clan for one thing. It sounds like he’s saying, ‘All three of them can act, so stop wasting them on nothing but close-ups.’
483 Anonymous
>>478
Yeah, that’s probably it.
486 Anonymous
Only Kohina Yukari could get away with critiquing Aqua-sama, Lady Mikuni, or Emily-sama like that. I bet Lady Mikuni is watching this and smirking.
489 Anonymous
Oh.
492 Anonymous
Classic Aqu-tan.
495 Anonymous
Looks like Aqua-sama noticed Kohina Yukari was acting strange, too.
498 Anonymous
Aqu-tan really is reliable. Among the guys his age, he definitely feels the most like an adult.
501 Anonymous
The Otome Game talk is finally here!!
504 Anonymous
Aqua-sama is finally talking about the Otome Game!!
507 Anonymous
Hey, game devs! Are you watching? Aqua-sama has to bow his head because you guys got carried away!!
510 Anonymous
>>507
No, he said he understood their point. He admitted that perspective was a blind spot for him.
513 Anonymous
>>510
”Real romance is much harder, so it shouldn’t be this easy.” That was it, right? They jacked up the difficulty so kids wouldn’t get the wrong idea and run wild. If you play a normal Otome Game, you’d agree. To all the kids out there: don’t get it twisted. The only one who’s actually a pushover is the real Aqua-sama!!
516 Anonymous
>>513
Wait, is the real Aqua-sama actually that easy?!
518 Anonymous
>>513
I’m dead lol.
521 Anonymous
So if I want to date a guy other than Aqua-sama, I have to play at the difficulty of Inko’s demo?!
524 Anonymous
>>521
Yep, pretty much.
527 Anonymous
>>521
That’s why Inko is amazing.
531 Anonymous
Real-life Otome Game mode-let’s go!!
533 Anonymous
Nice one, audience!
536 Anonymous
I won’t be mad, so just confess. Whoever shouted that from the crowd… you’re definitely a regular on this board, aren’t you?!
539 Anonymous
>>536
Called it lol.
541 Anonymous
Is my real-life Otome Game finally starting?!
545 Anonymous
Aqua-sama is just… wow.
548 Anonymous
He really does look out for the girls who are working hard…
551 Anonymous
I want Inko to be happy. She earned it after clearing that garbage game.
554 Anonymous
Hey, Bulletin Board crew! Don’t you dare… hold back!
557 Anonymous
>>554
Shouldn’t that be ‘do hold back’ lol?
559 Anonymous
Good, keep it coming!
562 Anonymous
The in-game date, right. I saw that stream lol.
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Hey, whichever one of you is the housewife ‘Non-non,’ just confess! We know it’s you!!
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>>565
Hey! I told you to keep that a secret! Besides, I really didn’t know it was Aqua!! The avatar was a girl, so I just thought he was a normal girl!
571 Anonymous
>>569
Look, everyone already knew you were ‘Non-non.’ You’re the only one who suddenly turns into a total klutz the second Aqua-sama shows up.
573 Anonymous
>>569
Did you seriously think you were flying under the radar? You really are a simple soul… stay that way forever!!
577 Anonymous
>>569
The only people who didn’t realize it were you and Aqua-sama.
580 Anonymous
Aqu-tan: (Oh man, I feel so bad for her husband!!)
The viewers: (THE HUSBAND IS YOU, AQU-TAN!!)
584 Anonymous
>>580
Ten out of ten for the viewers keeping the secret.
588 Anonymous
A real-life date lol.
591 Anonymous
The Bulletin Board is on the warpath lol.
593 Anonymous
Get ’em, boys!! But maybe chill out a little lol.
596 Anonymous
Inko’s up!!
599 Anonymous
A date right here and now?!
602 Anonymous
The ‘I Love You’ game?!
605 Anonymous
Wait, Aqua-kun, what are you doing?!
608 Anonymous
They have to take turns saying ‘I love you’? If Aqua-kun said that to me, my heart would literally stop. Is he trying to kill her?
611 Anonymous
>>608
Hard same.
613 Anonymous
>>608
You die but you win, or you win but you die. The ultimate choice lol.
616 Anonymous
Inko, calling a ‘guaranteed win’ is a bad move.
618 Anonymous
Aaaand she lost.
622 Anonymous
Calling a guaranteed win is the ultimate lose-flag, nano⁸…
626 Anonymous
Yep, Aqua-kun wins.
629 Anonymous
She folded immediately lol.
632 Anonymous
’Just a rehearsal’ LMAO.
635 Anonymous
Whoa?!
638 Anonymous
Something just popped up!!
641 Anonymous
What?! What’s happening?!
644 Anonymous
Something definitely just flashed on the edge of the screen, right?
649 Anonymous
Kohina Yukari lol.
652 Anonymous
Of course it’s you, Kohina Yukari.
655 Anonymous
Wait, is she looking even worse than before?
658 Anonymous
Kohina Yukari, are you seriously okay?
661 Anonymous
KISS CHANT! KISS CHANT!
663 Anonymous
YES! DO IT!
667 Anonymous
Wait, THAT’S how he’s doing it?!
669 Anonymous
I mean… I get it, but still lol.
672 Anonymous
I guess since it’s a V-tuber setup, he can’t exactly show the ‘real’ thing.
675 Anonymous
Inko, you better demand a real-life kiss for that later.
678 Anonymous
’The warmth’ LMAO.
681 Anonymous
That’s just the monitor getting hot lol.
684 Anonymous
I’m dead lol.
687 Anonymous
Inko and Aqua-kun are both hilarious lol.
690 Anonymous
Whoever just kissed their monitor because Aqua-kun’s face was on it… I won’t be mad, just raise your hand.
✋
693 Anonymous
>>690
✋ Wait, you too?!
695 Anonymous
>>690 >>693
We’re in this together! ✋
698 Anonymous
They’re talking about Hakuryuu-sensei getting banned!
701 Anonymous
Did Hakuryuu-sensei seriously get banned again?
703 Anonymous
Survival confirmed lol.
705 Anonymous
She’s a ghost now LMAO.
708 Anonymous
Don’t kill Sensei-chan!!
712 Anonymous
You guys mess with Sensei too much just because she’s nice!!
715 Anonymous
>>712
It’s not our fault. The accounts for Kohina Yukari, Hakuryuu Aiko, Ramen-Hagetoru, and Morikawa Kaede are basically permanent war zones.
718 Anonymous
Speaking of ‘Engagement Farmers’-the other day, Morikawa was talking to an AI bot without realizing it. She broke the bot’s brain so badly it started glitching, then the AI learning from it went haywire. The bot started spamming banned words until the mods nuked it.
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>>718
Whoa… Morikawa’s power is off the charts.
724 Anonymous
>>721
I think that’s just her being a total airhead…
726 Anonymous
>>721
You forgot to post the meme of Morikawa looking shocked at her own power!
731 Anonymous
And then Hagetoru jumped in and told the bot owner, “Don’t you dare pull that crap again!” It was a whole thing. Honestly, the AI bots have been quiet ever since.
735 Anonymous
Hakuryuu-sensei lol.
738 Anonymous
Hakuryuu-sensei herself is here!!
742 Anonymous
”Loved by everyone for decades, (BEEP) years old this year-it’s Hakuryuu Aiko!” LMAO.
746 Anonymous
Sensei is already just using the ban as her own signature bit lol.
749 Anonymous
>>746
You need that kind of mental armor to be a veteran Warrior of Light.
753 Anonymous
She can’t pass the ‘I am not a robot’ image verification LMAO.
755 Anonymous
Honestly, Sensei, I feel you lol.
758 Anonymous
Sensei, I’m young and I still can’t pass those things. Don’t worry!!
761 Anonymous
I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T M-A-S-T-E-R! LOL!
764 Anonymous
Aqua-sama, you’re totally trolling her right now!
767 Anonymous
Hey, Tashinami~ Are you shaking in your boots in front of the screen?
770 Anonymous
>>767
Leave her alone lol.
772 Anonymous
Tashinami is a badass lol.
775 Anonymous
Aqua-sama…?
777 Anonymous
Wait!
779 Anonymous
Oh!
781 Anonymous
The sub-account! Oh!
786 Anonymous
He just straight-up confessed lol.
788 Anonymous
Yeah, yeah, Aqua-kun. There’s no helping it, right? You just want to see a ton of NSFW pics of big-chested older sisters.
790 Anonymous
Hey, no fair stealing a lead on us!!
792 Anonymous
As expected of Aqua-kun! His reaction speed is legendary!!
795 Anonymous
He seriously told them to send it to his DMs, lol.
797 Anonymous
He isn’t even trying to hide it. He’s doing it right out in the open. I’m dead LMAO.
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Hmph.
803 Anonymous
>>800 You should be posting some lewd, tiny-string cosplay pics too!!
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>>803 That’s the one!!
809 Anonymous
Aqua-sama, you don’t need to panic. If it’s Kanon-sama, it’ll be fine.
813 Anonymous
>>809 Facts! But the fact that Aqua-sama is losing his cool right now is exactly why he’s the best!!
816 Anonymous
Wait, LMAO.
820 Anonymous
This is… bad!
824 Anonymous
He picked the absolute worst person to ask for help lol.
827 Anonymous
The mic caught Aqua-sama saying ‘I’m screwed’ and I am losing it LMAO.
829 Anonymous
The person he’s supposed to be making excuses to is actually helping him come up with them? That’s peak. You two just need to get a room already!!
831 Anonymous
THE ‘LET’S HAVE SEX WHEN I GET HOME’ LINE IS HERE—!!
835 Anonymous
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!
838 Anonymous
This is definitely making all the ladies at the venue thirsty as hell.
840 Anonymous
Aqua-tan really is the GOAT.
843 Anonymous
He just pushed through with sheer momentum and hung up the phone. I can’t even LMAO.
846 Anonymous
Kanon-sama is the only person in the world who would fall for that lol.
849 Anonymous
And the next prompt is Kanon-sama again? LMAO.
852 Anonymous
I get it for adult women, but isn’t it a bit of a financial nightmare for kids to try and copy Kanon-sama’s style?
855 Anonymous
>>852 Well, if you want the exact look, you’re broke unless you’re rich. But you can still put together outfits with the same vibe on a budget.
858 Anonymous
>>852 I’m in high school, but I’m working my ass off at my part-time job to save up and buy at least one ‘holy grail’ piece.
861 Anonymous
>>852 Buying the exact same brands is impossible, but you can make it work with cheap alternatives. Besides, Kanon-sama actually wears a decent amount of affordable stuff⁹ that’s appropriate for her age.
864 Anonymous
Aqua-sama LMAO.
867 Anonymous
Aqua-sama, just give up and call her.
870 Anonymous
Kanon-sama is here—!!
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Eh?
875 Anonymous
>>872 Hey, you’re the one who answered the phone. Are you lagging¹⁰ or something?
878 Anonymous
>>875 Don’t use ‘glitch’ as a punchline lol.
880 Anonymous
Aqua-sama…?
883 Anonymous
Emily-sama is HERE—!!
886 Anonymous
Emily-sama, your Kanon-sama impression is way too good lol.
889 Anonymous
She didn’t win the Impression King title for nothing. It’s seriously spot on lol.
892 Anonymous
Emily-sama!?
894 Anonymous
Emily-sama…? What happens after that is the important part!!
897 Anonymous
Emily-sama, is something wrong?
900 Anonymous
RIP. Emily-sama just got busted by Kanon-sama lol.
903 Anonymous
Hang in there, Emily-sama!
906 Anonymous
So the next one is the last card…
910 Anonymous
Ah, right, the title of this show… Uh, what was it again?
914 Anonymous
>>910 Hey, Morikawa is gonna cry!!
917 Anonymous
Is Morikawa the last one?
921 Anonymous
Shirogane Aqua’s Room! LOL.
923 Anonymous
Aqua-sama LOL.
926 Anonymous
Hm?
928 Anonymous
Wait, are they… crawling?
931 Anonymous
Wait, isn’t Kohina Yukari in trouble?
934 Anonymous
Aqua-sama, nice call!!
937 Anonymous
Oh!
940 Anonymous
The ‘thirst rep’ of the Nightmare Generation¹¹ is here—!!
943 Anonymous
”Nice judgment, Maron!” said the fan.
948 Anonymous
Inko and Iria, you guys did great too!!
951 Anonymous
That guy has the damn flu!!
954 Anonymous
Kohina Yukari, don’t push yourself too hard.
957 Anonymous
Wait, the guest for the next episode is…!?
959 Anonymous
RIP. The staff glitched out and forgot to put in the preview for the next guest.
963 Anonymous
>>959 That’s the ‘Morikawa Kaede’s Room’ staff for you.
966 Anonymous
Seriously, who is the next guest?
970 Anonymous
Aqua-tan, you should just be the MC next time too.
974 Anonymous
>>970 Agreed.
978 Anonymous
Kohina Yukari’s Room is the best, man.
981 Anonymous
>>978 It’s Morikawa Kaede’s Room!
985 Anonymous
>>978 Kohina Yukari, get well soon.
989 Anonymous
Since we’re here, Kohina Yukari, please come out as a sub-MC somewhere else again. I really want to see the banter between those two. Preferably with Morikawa there too lol.
993 Anonymous
>>989 That would be a perfect way to handle Morikawa’s comeback episode.
997 Anonymous
>>993 Agreed.
1000 Anonymous
If I get the 1000th post, I pray Kohina Yukari recovers and gets her energy back! I hope it hasn’t spread to anyone else! Everyone on this board, watch out for the flu too!!
1001 3510*ULTi-Hi-P3
Hey, I wonder if servers can catch the flu too? I’m feeling a bit… feverish… whirrrr-clack-clack!
(Immediately after this, the server temporarily went down and rebooted.)
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Summary:
The chapter centers on the chaotic reactions of a fan bulletin board to various live broadcasts involving Shirogane Aqua. Initially, fans tune in to “Kohina Yukari’s Room,” where a severe cold forces Yukari to step back, allowing Aqua to take the lead. The discussion quickly diversifies, touching on Aqua’s substitution for Morikawa Kaede, his noted attraction to older women, his panic during interactions with Kanon-sama, and Emily’s impressive imitations.
As the thread evolves, attention shifts to other media appearances, including a Taiga drama featuring Aqua and Yukari, as well as an Otome Game stream where Aqua and Inko engage in a high-stakes “I Love You” game. Amidst the entertainment, fans also debate the abnormal physical development of Aqua and Morikawa’s baby, Satsuki, who is already crawling.
The online discourse is punctuated by meta-commentary on internet trolls, bot bans, and Hakuryuu-sensei’s technical struggles. Ultimately, the chapter concludes with a broader reflection on the utopian state of the country, attributed to Aqua’s positive influence and economic reforms, even as the immediate broadcast chaos winds down due to a flu outbreak among the cast and a subsequent server crash.
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Trivia:
- The ‘Nightmare Generation’ is a recurring term for the elite group of idols.
- Morikawa Kaede is technically the regular host of the show being substituted.
- The ‘Tiger blood’ comment refers to a specific Japanese sports meme (Hanshin Tigers).
- Universal Basic Income and a 3-day work week are established parts of this world’s setting.
- The ‘Holy Aqua Faith’ is a fanatic group that apparently solves major technical/resource crises.
- Aqua is known to be much easier to deal with in reality than his ‘cool’ avatar suggests.
- Kohina Yukari’s ‘General’ role is praised for realism precisely because it matches her lazy real-life habits.
- The ‘Engagement Farmer’ incident with Morikawa highlights her unique ‘power’ to break AI algorithms.
- Tashinami was accidentally identified as the user ‘Non-non’ due to her specific behavioral patterns.
- The program is officially ‘Morikawa Kaede’s Room’ but fans joke about renaming it.
- Emily is a professional-level impressionist.
- Kanon-sama has a high-end fashion influence on younger fans.
- The ‘Verification Team’ users have unique tripcodes/IDs indicating moderator or verified status
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Character Insight:
Fans view Shirogane Aqua as a ‘motherly’ figure despite his age/gender, highlighting his comforting aura. Kohina Yukari is seen as essential for keeping Aqua ‘grounded’ and allowing him to act his age.
Aqua shows a protective, adult side by managing the flow of the stream and looking out for his co-stars, even while being trolled for his sub-account usage.
Shirogane Aqua shows high vulnerability to Kanon-sama’s influence, while Emily demonstrates technical skill that rivals the originals she mimics.
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Behind the Scenes:
The BBS format is used by the author to provide world-building context and show the public’s perception of the main cast’s personal lives.
The ‘I Love You’ game is a classic Japanese variety show trope used to create romantic tension in a competitive format.
The use of ‘hoge’ is a meta-joke referring to placeholder variables in coding, signifying the characters or staff are ‘broken’ or ‘malfunctioning’.
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TL Notes:
Notes:
• Kohina Yukari – Female idol‑actress with a distinctive cowlick hair, battling a severe flu and nasal congestion. She plays the General in a Taiga drama, known for eccentric antics like rolling on tatami mats and picking her nose in character, and frequently collaborates with Shirogane Aqua. In a dream she sees herself as a mother.
• Morikawa Kaede – Tall, silver‑haired woman, former host of Morikawa Kaede’s Room, now absent as Aqua fills in. Member of the Nightmare Generation, labeled the Intelligence rep, and mother of Satsuki.
• Onidzuka – Professional news anchor known as Kyoko-san. Has a cool professional persona but becomes extremely doting around children, specifically Satsuki.
• Hakuryuu Aiko – A seasoned, silver‑haired creator known as Ai‑sensei or Ai, also called Teacher Hakuryuu, a veteran Warrior of Light whose accounts are frequently banned and who wrestles with CAPTCHA verification, yet retains a devoted female fanbase.
• Sayamu Inko – A friend/associate who worries about Yukari’s health like a nagging mother.
• Inko – Beryl, a shut‑in gamer idol from the Generation of Ruin, sports a long skirt, massive bust, and hair often braided into pigtails for dates. Once a youth baseball player with a messy ponytail, she now supports her friends while battling a household flu. She cleared a notorious “garbage” otome game and stars in the ‘I Love You’ game with Aqua.
• Kato Iria – A girl who is physically strong enough to carry Yukari one-handed over her shoulder.
• Shirogane Kanon – A high-profile idol currently pregnant. Referred to as ‘Kanon-sama’ and ‘Tashinami’. Known for a cringey middle-school ‘edgy’ phase.
• Yukishiro Emily – Emily (also known as Yukishiro Emily) is a female talent celebrated for her vocal impressions, especially of Kanon, and has won the ‘Impression King’ title; she regularly collaborates with Aqua on variety programs.
• Emily – Emily (also known as Yukishiro Emily) is a female talent celebrated for her vocal impressions, especially of Kanon, and has won the ‘Impression King’ title; she regularly collaborates with Aqua on variety programs.
• Kanon – Aqua’s wife, a high‑profile idol known as Kanon‑sama, is a celebrated fashion icon whose signature style fans copy. Fans call her cool, jealous, and the Internet Master. She’s the figure Aqua constantly makes excuses to.
• Tsukimachi Ayana – A kind junior/associate whom Yukari considers ‘the best’ for her genuine worry.
• Jou Maron – Jou Maron, also called Maron, is a charismatic figure with a sharp mind; known for a high libido yet surprisingly attentive and reliable when sober. He/she earned a nice judgment on the broadcast situation and is trusted by peers.
• Maron – Jou Maron, also called Maron, is a charismatic figure with a sharp mind; known for a high libido yet surprisingly attentive and reliable when sober. He/she earned a nice judgment on the broadcast situation and is trusted by peers.
• Shirogane Aqua – Male idol and substitute MC, known as Master Aqua or Aqu‑tan, wears a beige suit on the live broadcast. A Berry‑Berry member and recent father of Satsuki, he’s praised as easy‑going yet cool, but fans ship and stan him, and he panics when caught on mic. Married to several women including Kanon; Yukari dubs him a “libido monster”; in a dream he appears mature, masculine, and doting.
• Satsuki – Daughter of Shirogane Aqua and Morikawa Kaede. Demonstrates abnormal physical growth, already able to hold her head up and crawl.
• Tashinami – Alias for Kanon. A female participant in the stream/board community. Teased by the ‘Tashinami-mom’ faction for being motherly yet needing protection. Prone to klutziness around Aqua.
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